This was passed to me...

You Don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.

We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night... so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid b**ch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

the cab driver hit a parked car!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Peace is not just the absence of war; it's an exercise in compassion. -Dalai Lama
Coming to you from JJ

that is such a cool story and i have an ex mother in law i just realised i wish she was a cat!!

kath

We are rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!!

Pat

"I have decided to be Happy because it is good for one's Health."
Voltaire

Too funny!

Jetta

This is the reality of cat ownership.

We had the exact problem, except the cat would dart out of the house every time we about to leave on a long trip. Sometimes we'd spend several hours delaying our trip looking for it. We finally reached the point were we decided that whether the cat lives or dies is up to the cat. We just inform a neighbor to let the cat back in if they see her waiting outside the house.

Oh my gosh!! I found this on MSN.com and you just have to SEE this, to believe this kitty!
It just cracked me up and anytime I can find a good laugh in a day's time, that works for me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM>


Edited to Add: Oops! Guess you need to type in "Nora" in Search box once you get to this site or go to www.ravenswingstudio.com

Lee,

I love the piano playing cat!!!!!!.

Jo sent the link earlier today.

"Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time."