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Joke for the day

March 24 2007 at 8:28 PM

Shell  (Login shell70)
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Ok, this one was just too appropo for this forum to pass up. :D

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide'.

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription".

 
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(Login Kats7)
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Re: Joke for the day

March 25 2007, 10:15 AM 

it's sick LOL I luve it

And as you walk you make your path Kat

 
 


(Login Alonzo58)
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March 30 2007, 9:16 PM 


 
 
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