Today the police found an unidentified

man's body in a park nearby.



They describe him as having a slight beer belly,

saggy balls, wrinkly ass, a small dick and balding.



I was just checking to make sure that all

you guys in the group are okay.

I'm not balding.

I don't have a beer belly.

Persent and accounted for (Come on, I can think of at LEAST one of you guys that was hoping it was me)

I had to go look in the mirror to be sure I was still home

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You don't quit playing because you get old; you get old because you quit playing!

X2 Rick

Well, Chuck, I wuz gonna suggest somebody go and check on you cuz it described ya so well, but then there wuz gonna be those inevitable questions as to how exactly I knew what wuz saggy, shrunken, and so forth....

I got's all my hair

Still here.........

Wasn't me, but it took a couple cups of coffee to be sure.

1967 Falcon 4 door 351C-4V
1970 Mustang 351C-2V
http://raceabilene.com/kelly/hotrod
Owner built, owner abused.

I got a hair cut today. Still not me.

Which one Dougger?

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You don't quit playing because you get old; you get old because you quit playing!

Lol. Just one. I gots me one of dem "middle aged comb-over swirls"...(just kiddin...Still got most of it.)

Only one testicle hangs lower than the other........

Quote Jimmy:
"Only one testicle hangs lower than the other........"

Well, that certainly explains alot. I REALLY dont need to know which one, but, does it make you wanna walk in a circle to one side or the other. You know, kinda like if Dale Jr had too much stagger in the car

After all of that Bud, Dale Jr. always staggers to the car!

This is profound.....

Couldn't have been me, I've been in Utah all week.

Why did you think my friends call me "Lefty"?