I noticed in the previous 'Mens Health' post, nobody found the doctors finger that enjoyable. If you don't mind the doctor taking blood, there is an easier way. It is called a PSA test. Prostate Specific Antigens are found in your blood normally. If you are developing prostate cancer your PSA count will be a LOT higher than normal. More accurate than the finger and you don't leave the Drs. office squishing like the town tramp.

I had a PSA test administered by the young female Physician Assistant at the Drs. office. It consisted of a finger-in-the-butt prostate massage followed by a urine sample within 15 minutes. Apparently the massage causes some prostate fluid to be expelled into the urine for testing.
Another method is to get a needle in the ass to remove a prostate tissue sample for testing.

Well.... I must ask myself if I want a finger in & out and walk away, or, in then massaging around then out then go piss in a cup then walk away...

Not too much diffrence if you ask me...

I get the PSA done.
The whole prostate thing is so contraversial (sp).
Butt (get it )
the real reason I dont let them do the digital rectal is...........what if I liked it!!!!!
Id have to kill myself

They ain't getting blood from me! I've had every blood test imaginable & they are always good. My life insurance even went down due to it


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:Butt (get it )
the real reason I dont let them do the digital rectal is...........what if I liked it!!!!!
Id have to kill myself"



You crack me up Chuck.

I walked out of the doctors office twice feeling used and unappreciated.

I mean, The neither of those S.O.B's never gave me a hug, A kiss on the cheek... NOTHING! Not even a hand shake...



My words to the SECOND doctor were "I'll let ya know right now, There aint no gold up there!"

Mine says exit only

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Quote Rick:
"Mine says exit only"

Heck buddy, I thought yours would surely say:
"Enter at your own risk"

The time to panic is if you feel a hand on BOTH shoulders in the middle of the exam.