A man rings his own doorbell. his wife opens the door and he is standing with a sheep under his arm. he told her "this is the pig i cheat on you with". his wife tells him "this is no pig it is a sheep". he told her "shut up i'm not talking to you!"

If sheep could cook......

Why do elephants have long trunks....?

Oink oink

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You can't condemn the bad if you don't commend the good

Cuz sheep don't have strings....

...You're a strange, strange little man, ya know that?

Then again, look at WHO I hang around with.

If Cook what sheep?