I've done a lot of crazy stuff through the years; Tugged on Supermans cape, spit in the wind even messed around with Big Jim (wrote a song about it)
- but there are some things I just can't bring myself to do, let alone think about ... This is one.
As far as buzzing the cars on the road - I can just see some road worker being put on clean up duty ... "Heck no - I am not cleaning that up, I didn't make that mess and I fer darn sho' ain't cleaning it up!".