To: The Guy Who Mugged Me in Downtown, Savannah , GA

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you
demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and
my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to
apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a
reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for
Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to
wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in
your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up
leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have
you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us
again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as
you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
situation. Man she was pissed. I also bought myself some gas on your card, I filled up all the cars at the station while i was there.

I gave your
shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's,
along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet
itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be
on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel
recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a
little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that.
I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about
to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it.
But oh well.

So, about your pants; I know that I was a little rough on you when
you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it
up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like
to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you
used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or
powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll
reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be
so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch
and laundry, but you have to come without the mask this time, i wanna see your face !!!!!

Peace! - Alex

re: Well ,Savannah's crime wave is coming at us (Crimetown, GA) (State of gun ownership!)

YOU PISSED AND MOANED THIS: (see my solution at the bottom)
When will our government officials WAKE UP? Damn it!!! Black on black crime is out of site. The thugs are taking control of Savannah.

Once upon a time, crime was only rampant downtown.Now it has reared it's ugly head into the south part of town. Rincon,Guyton,and Springfield have thugs who operate Meth Labs, and these towns are called Meth Lab cracktowns.

The thugs are more brazen,ruthless and they kill over a few dollars. I am getting mad and I am getting mad at our city officials who would rather go and play in China instead of staying their ass home and doing something about crime that is esculating OUT OF CONTROL.

Forget about stupid Paula Deen, forget about the silly things we bitch about on here. Let's get real and talk about something serious that can KILL our mothers,fathers,children,love ones and YOU.You never know when you will be a target,and BAM, you've been robbed,mugged,rapped,or killed.

If we pay taxes and live in Chatham,Effingham and other surrounding counties, lets make these officals earn their pay. Berkow or the police chief from LA, that was our Messiah and was going to work his magic and protect us,has not shown me much. I would like to see him replaced as soon as possible.

How much more of this charade are we going to take, before we say ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

We need to make them ACCOUNTABLE and TO KEEP US SAFE. Does anyone have any ideas of how we can make a change? I am PISSED and FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

I answer:
Who promised you that the government would keep you safe 24/7/365? Why do you want MORE government? SCREW YOU! GET A JOB, BUY A GUN, AND LEARN TO USE IT! Stop making me pay for more government you fucking idiot! THIS IS AMERICA. The constitution said you have the right to defend yourself. Show me where it says that you are promised protection from bad people!!!
STOP depending on the useless fucking wimps at city hall, county, state and federal offices to protect you, feed you, clothe you, and educate you.

You fucking wimpass piece of shit! You scream for gun control and has it done any good? Fuck no! Cities with concealed carry laws have lower crime rates. People who defend their homes and neighborhoods get left alone.

Yes, I do actually feel sorry for you. Because you are a pathetic loser that thinks it is someone elses job and responsibility to protect you.

You make me SICK! Gutless coward trash is what you are. You will get what you deserve! If you choose not to take responsibility for yourself and kids, then you deserve what you get. Remember that your cowardice will put your kids at risk. When they are hurt or killed, it will be YOUR fault, not the governments.

Both great posts! I got the upper one in an e-mail a while back. Poetry


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