This is learning to spell with Darnell. I'm Darnell Jackson, and today we are gonna spell the word________________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Adobe: After my apartment was broken into, the policeman asked me, how'd they get in? I said adobe open out back.
Afford: I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford.
Assert: On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady doesn't smell liquor on my breath.
Baghdad: I always wondered what was in the Baghdad used to drink out of, when he was sitting on the front porch.
Beware: I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find a job?
Button: My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl you won't get your button them!
Cadaver: I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.
Candidate: I saw my buddy Melvin the other day, and I said Melvin candidate your mama.
Catacomb: I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last week and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.
Cantilever: My old lady complains all the time, but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.
Condom: The man I sold a watch to says it was no good. He said I condom.
Clothesline: When I came home the other night, I found my clothesline on the porch.
Data: At my basketball game the other night, I scored thirty points, and my couch said data boy Darnell.
Decide: My favorite girl is Yolonda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.
Derange: Derange is where the deer and antelope play.
Dimension: A lot of ladies wanted to now what Darnell looks like. Well I'm tall, dark and not dimension handsome.
Disappointment: My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house.
Fascinate: My friend bought a nice sweater with ten buttons on it but they are so big they can only fascinate.
Foreclose: If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose.
Fortify: I asked the lady at the counter how much for the watch? She said fortify dollars.
Homo: My wife called me at the bar the other night, she said are you coming homo what?
Income: My girlfriend and I just got comfortable when income my wife.
Iraq: My buddy Jarvis and I went down to the pool hall Saturday. I said Iraq and you can break.
Israel: Some guy tried to sell me a Rolex watch the other day. I said hey man that looks fake! He said no man that watch Israel.
July: After my trial, my mamma asked me, did you tell the truth or July?
Letter: My girlfriend came knocking on my door the other night, but I wouldn't letter in.
Manual: I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing with that chick.
Mannequin: I saw Michael Jordan at the Palace the other night, that mannequin sure can play some ball.
Mister: My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.
Oreo: I told my friend if he wanted my watch, he could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday.
Paramour: I was playing cards with my buddy Antoinee and I said what you got? He said I got an Ace high and you're going to need a paramour to beat me.
Photo: I went down to the car lot to buy a car and the salesman asked me if I wanted a two door or photo.
Polyp: On my way home from work the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-40.
Potato: All my friends are always trying to tell me what is going on, potato know crap!
Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both.
Seldom: I had two tickets and I seldom to my friend.
Stain: My family stopped by the other day, so I asked them, do you plan on stain?
Subpoena: I went to the 2 live Crew concert the other night and the lines were so long at the johns, subpoena the sink.
Tripoli: I was going to buy my girlfriend some new shoes the other day, but I couldn't find any, she wears a Tripoli.
Undermine: There's a fine looking woman living in the apartment right undermine.
Urinal: After the police broke down my front door, they said, Darnell urinal lot of trouble.
Vitamin: When the preacher comes knocking on my door, I always vitamin.
Widen: When I took the left turn, my friend asked me widen you take the right one instead.
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