1)I didnt break nutin. Edsels are made that way

2)Everything else is Joes fault. Even the stuff that happened AFTER he left

Hmph, if that ain't the empty pleadings of a guilty conscience, then I've never heard em...

Hey, this Joe guy is pure evil. Hes from New Joysey ya know.

I dunno, Dude. It was fine when I used it......