Praying for Leroy


"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the

front at the altar," the Preacher says.



Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher

asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."



Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my

hearing."





The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places

the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays

and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.



After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands

back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"



Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next

Wednesday!"

ROFL! I liked that one.

That reminds me of the church I used to pastor...

It reminds me of some of my relatives...

A friend mine, who is a pastor, told me that one Sunday she told the congregation that she felt God was speaking to someone in the church who need deliverance from "female problems." Well, this guy in back, who is about 6'2" / 230 lb jumps up and runs forward for prayer. The pastor was a bit surprised. But when the guy gets to the front, he says, "pastor, I been going through a divorce and I can tell you right now there ain't no one here with bigger female problems than me!"

The preacher was driving down the road when a drunk runs him of of it. The preacher ends up down in a gully. The drunk has stopped and calls down, "Are you all right???" The preacher call back, "Yes I am fine. The Lord was with me." The drunk calls back, "Well you better let him ride with me. You are going to kill him with the way you drive."

Black preacher in Mississippi announced to the congregation at the beginning of the service that "I want to stop the rumor that is going around that I am a member of the KKK". At that, Miss Sarah stand up and announces, "I never said you were a member of the KKK, I said you were a wizard under the sheets".