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DWF Presents: Christmas Carnage!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:00 PM

Opening Segment: Candice Fairchild. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:02 PM
nWo Holiday Address. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:04 PM

Haz jooself a merry little Cristmus. Rage & Nobody on Jan 3, 2010, 8:19 PM

Da dedication. Rage & Nobody on Jan 3, 2010, 8:20 PM

The Times, They are a-changing... (Attn: TDR, Viper). on Jan 16, 2010, 10:10 PM

Segment: Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:13 PM

Ever wonder why i'm such a hot little commodity? ;). Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Dec 26, 2009, 4:37 PM

This is why..... Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Dec 26, 2009, 4:45 PM

Segment: Nobody. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:15 PM
Kalysto vs Nobody. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:16 PM

Let's get this thing rolling.... Kalysto on Dec 28, 2009, 3:36 PM

Bet you say that to all the guys, you nasty little girl.... on Dec 30, 2009, 7:26 PM

Wouldn't you like to know... ;). Kalysto on Jan 2, 2010, 12:23 PM

Oh but I know many... many things. Wanna hear a story, strumpet?. on Jan 16, 2010, 10:46 PM

I don't wanna hear about your and Rage's date AGAIN.... Kalysto on Jan 17, 2010, 10:47 AM

Hey now, This is a family show and I ain't the prison rapist. Speaking of families. on Jan 27, 2010, 5:24 PM

Viper vs ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:17 PM

Eet's time Sheela. on Dec 26, 2009, 11:43 AM

Don't worry about stepping on my toes, i'll be stepping on your head > :o. Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Dec 26, 2009, 6:23 PM

Ain't nuddin say bout juss yoe toes, ain't worried bout me head much edder. on Dec 29, 2009, 9:13 PM

You must be from a bayou in Jamaica cuz jamaican me crazy! lol. Viper on Jan 2, 2010, 5:54 PM

Oh yeah baybeh!. on Jan 2, 2010, 8:20 PM

Breoken elderly should bee dree-hoped like eh horse dat can't race no moe. on Jan 4, 2010, 8:04 PM

Where your respectabilities for da elderlies?!. Viper on Jan 7, 2010, 9:40 PM

In dee grave, juss dee same as dem old fuds shoul go en be.. on Jan 10, 2010, 2:52 PM

What if they come back looking for revenge? The Undead are a tricky bunch you know... Viper on Jan 15, 2010, 9:58 PM

D.W.F Aggression World Championship Gojinnc) vs ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:18 PM

Here We Go Again.. King Gojinn on Dec 26, 2009, 3:58 PM

Again? You haven't had the pleasure before or you'd have remembered it. Anonymous on Jan 2, 2010, 11:31 PM

Meh, you all look the same. I work better with nudes. Got any? It might ring a bell.. Gojinn {-DWF Aggression Champion-} on Jan 5, 2010, 3:39 PM

Ask Rick, he's the one who sold me a couple of yours. Interesting belt hanger by the way.. Myst on Jan 7, 2010, 11:13 PM

D.W. F Strikezone Rematch- Smash(c) vs The Omen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:19 PM

Wellity Wellity Wellity.... on Dec 28, 2009, 9:04 AM

Tick Tock goes the Clock. The Omen on Dec 28, 2009, 2:38 PM

Pop goes the Weasel :-S. Smash (DWF Strikezone World Champion) on Jan 1, 2010, 3:41 PM

Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:20 PM

The new dawn beckons.. The Gravedigger on Dec 30, 2009, 12:44 AM

D.W. F Intercontinental Open Challenge- Kade(c) vs ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:21 PM

So who would like to play with a chain?. on Dec 30, 2009, 5:16 PM

D.W.F Undisputed Championship: Kane 2000(c) vs The Warchief. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:24 PM

Ho ho fucking ho... what a crock of shit!. on Dec 28, 2009, 8:57 AM

Now this is how we rock them jungle bells boyeeeee!!. Conner Hawk on Dec 30, 2009, 12:02 AM

Time to boogy on down amigos!. on Dec 30, 2009, 1:40 PM

Yay we be boogeying down... I'll bring the disco ball!!. Conner Hawk on Dec 30, 2009, 9:20 PM

Yup, we'll mosh instead to Rage Against The Machine (Xmas NO#1 2009, YAY!!). on Jan 1, 2010, 4:07 PM

For this match only.... Refer to me as WyldChylde!. Back by popular demand on Jan 2, 2010, 12:28 AM

How about I call you Smokey, I can be Bandit and we can do a 21st Century re-run?? lol. on Jan 2, 2010, 5:23 PM

Make way for me now..... and me too.... and don't forget us!!!. Schizophrenia-Man! on Jan 4, 2010, 10:13 PM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidotious! Nyeh, I can say it because I CAN :-P. Kane2000 (DWF Undisputed & cWe/DDE W.H.C) on Jan 7, 2010, 9:45 AM

Cheers man!. The Alpha Dog on Jan 20, 2010, 1:39 PM

Last Words ( Closing Segment). Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 25, 2009, 6:27 PM

The Zealot returns to the DWF. on Jan 9, 2010, 1:54 AM

DWF Presents: Aggression!!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:44 PM

Opening Segment: The nWo. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:45 PM

Stick this in your Christmas stockings.... Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Dec 18, 2009, 9:56 PM

Segment: Commissioner Kevin Mckain. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:47 PM
Dwf Hardcore Championship-Dark Raven(c) vs The Alpha Dog. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:48 PM

Here Puppy Puppy Puppy. on Dec 14, 2009, 4:24 PM

*runs up wagging tail and pees when all excited*. The Alpha Dog on Dec 15, 2009, 11:42 AM

-Shakes head-. on Dec 16, 2009, 10:12 AM

Now ya gone done it.... for shame!. The Alpha Dog on Dec 16, 2009, 12:00 PM

I have no shame :p. on Dec 17, 2009, 10:12 AM

Mmmmm no shame.... the best kind of woman lol. The Warchief on Dec 22, 2009, 8:56 PM

Segment: Kalysto. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:49 PM

Baby it's cold outside.... Kalysto on Dec 19, 2009, 6:37 PM

...Speaking of cold. ?? on Dec 19, 2009, 7:50 PM

Way to bring the heat... ;). Kalysto on Dec 19, 2009, 9:32 PM

Warmth can bring plenty more.. on Dec 20, 2009, 8:18 PM

Warmth brings cold and scaly? Hmm.... Kalysto on Dec 22, 2009, 8:01 AM

Dwf Tag Championship-The New Prophecy(c) vs ? & ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:51 PM

I've been away for a while...but i'm back for one week only. on Dec 15, 2009, 10:11 AM

Well, It's good to be here and nice to see you dude. on Dec 16, 2009, 2:11 PM

Wellity wellity wellity. on Dec 16, 2009, 2:15 PM

The Following is an endorsement by one half of the Greatest Tag Teams of the DWF. The BOOM! on Dec 18, 2009, 9:50 AM

Now this is how you debut. Queen City Renegades on Dec 19, 2009, 11:49 AM

And this is how we roll, debutants, gimps, who cares??. on Dec 20, 2009, 9:37 AM

I think the guy with the ballgag cares... lets ask the gimp... K2K? Do you care?. Queen City Renegades on Dec 22, 2009, 10:47 PM

Kane2K is not here right now, HOWEVER... I currently have a cold!. on Dec 24, 2009, 4:35 PM

Segment: The Omen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:52 PM

Tis the Season, to give some Beatings. (Match Type for Smash Reviled). on Dec 20, 2009, 9:20 AM

Dwf Ic Championship-Kade(c) vs The Alpha Dog. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 7:54 PM

Lets do da damn thing.. on Dec 15, 2009, 8:40 PM

Consider it done!. The Alpha Dog on Dec 18, 2009, 1:17 AM

Oooo. So forceful and kinky. Grab my ass monkey boy lets see where we go.. on Dec 21, 2009, 11:54 PM

*Grabs Kade's ass* Aye verilly. Now let us cross swords and gingerly touch tips!!. The Alpha Dog on Dec 22, 2009, 9:42 PM

*crosses swords and gingerly touches tips* We need to do this more often.. on Dec 23, 2009, 8:35 PM

Aye that we do... *begins to "sword fight" with Kade*. The Alpha Dog on Dec 23, 2009, 11:14 PM

Hehewhehehehehehehehe. on Dec 30, 2009, 5:09 PM

Closing Segment: ? (Open). Darkside Wrestling Federation on Dec 13, 2009, 9:52 PM

Tryen dee first words again.. on Dec 25, 2009, 8:43 PM

DWF Presents: Straight To The Grave!!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:31 PM

Opening Segment: Candice Fairchild. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:33 PM

When you wish upon a star, all of your dreams come true. Candice Fairchild(Dwf Prez) on Nov 1, 2009, 6:00 PM

Special: Halloween Costume Contest!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:35 PM

...Showing them how it's done. ? & ? on Nov 2, 2009, 8:26 PM

YOU STOLE OUR COSTUMES. ? & ? on Nov 4, 2009, 6:46 PM

WE DID NOT! THE NEW PROPHECY STOLE YOURS! >.>. Viper on Nov 10, 2009, 5:23 PM

Why is everyone yelling?! MY BRAIN HURTS!. on Nov 11, 2009, 4:33 PM

Segment: Undisputed World Champion, Kane 2000. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:36 PM

The start of a new era begins for this once tortured soul!. Kane2000 (DWF Undisputed & cWe/DDE W.H.C) on Nov 1, 2009, 9:37 AM

And now for our next bit. on Nov 4, 2009, 2:18 PM

Congrats are in order!!!. Anonymous on Nov 6, 2009, 9:38 PM

Indeed they are, but unwanted welcomes are another thing altogether... HAVE SOME CAKE :P. on Nov 9, 2009, 9:15 AM

D.W.F Strikezone Championship: Smash vs open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:38 PM

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and did I forget to mention.... HA!! (Open). Smash (Strikezone World Champion) on Nov 4, 2009, 2:11 PM

You're day shall be made.... and the Day shall be MINE!!!!. on Nov 11, 2009, 9:21 PM

Wellity, wellity wellity, hello old friend!!!. on Nov 12, 2009, 1:38 PM

Yeah I know, been a Long time, though I haven't truely met YOU til now.... on Nov 24, 2009, 6:13 PM

I know, but we have plenty of time to re-aquaint ourselves.. Smash (Strikezone World Champion, N.P) on Nov 28, 2009, 4:42 PM

Segment: Nobody and Rage. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:39 PM
Segment: Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:42 PM

A taste of things to come.... Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Nov 8, 2009, 4:37 PM

nWo United States Championship: Viper(c) vs ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:44 PM

Bringing the thunder!. Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Nov 1, 2009, 9:53 AM

You gotta bring more than just the thunder you gotta bring the lightning too.. Gideon on Nov 5, 2009, 7:00 PM

I agree, maybe this will sizzle your ass > :o. Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Nov 7, 2009, 8:05 AM

It most likely will. just remember I wuvs you before kick me down the flight of stairs.. Gideon on Nov 7, 2009, 3:34 PM

Don't worry, i'll remember that and I can think of funner things to do to you > :o lol. Viper on Nov 8, 2009, 7:13 PM

Aw dip, now i'm scurred. Knowing how evil and demented you are that can't be good. lol. Gideon on Nov 9, 2009, 6:55 PM

You got that right Colonel Mustard, you should be ;). Viper on Nov 10, 2009, 9:28 PM

Re: You got that right Colonel Mustard, you should be ;). on Nov 11, 2009, 7:21 PM

Stop stealing my titles! And stop molesting those fish while you're at it!! lol. Viper on Nov 15, 2009, 2:23 PM

I'm not stealing it. I'm just borrowing it. lol. on Nov 16, 2009, 4:58 PM

Suurree and you don't pimphand your fish to death either :P. Viper on Nov 21, 2009, 4:45 PM

Hey them fishes owed me money. Last time I use fishes as whores. lol. Gideon on Nov 22, 2009, 6:35 PM

Yeah, can't see you getting much cash now, water's too cold, can we say shrinkage? :X. Viper on Nov 26, 2009, 5:17 PM

Yeah cold water is bad. I like my water nice and warm.. Gideon on Nov 28, 2009, 5:27 PM

Segment: Anonymous. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:45 PM
D.W.F Aggression World Championship: Gojinn(c) vs Jonny Flamez. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:47 PM

Lets get this shin-dig started!. on Nov 6, 2009, 9:33 AM

Can We Hurry This Along? I've Got An Appointment In Five Minutes.. King Gojinn on Nov 11, 2009, 4:11 PM

Segment: Damien Death. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:48 PM

Time is on my side... yes it is. on Nov 7, 2009, 7:06 PM

D.W.F Tag Team Championship: New Prophecy(c) vs All tag teams. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:50 PM

Time to bring on the victims... I mean contestants, phew, lol!. on Nov 1, 2009, 9:46 AM

And now, the announcement... (open). on Nov 4, 2009, 2:20 PM

Segment: Mystery opponent. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:53 PM

The Tron crackled to life, drawing all attention.... ??? on Nov 1, 2009, 4:48 PM

Indestructible.... ??? on Nov 1, 2009, 5:21 PM

Segment: Kade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:54 PM

Hmmm. on Nov 1, 2009, 7:49 PM

D.W.F Intercontinental Championship: Kade(c) vs ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:57 PM

Not coming alone!. on Nov 1, 2009, 4:33 PM

Master of War.... Kalysto on Nov 1, 2009, 5:23 PM

Mistress of destruction.... Viper on Nov 1, 2009, 8:04 PM

Tougher barbs are gonna be needed to get through this shell, sweetie.... Kalysto on Nov 1, 2009, 8:56 PM

We're never gonna get this match in at this rate.. on Nov 1, 2009, 9:01 PM

Are you kidding? It's like sex, you gotta have foreplay before the main event.... Kalysto on Nov 1, 2009, 11:04 PM

What about sex behind a DQ?. on Nov 2, 2009, 11:44 PM

What is it with you and sex behind or in fast food places?. Kalysto on Nov 3, 2009, 8:52 PM

You should try it.. on Nov 4, 2009, 7:30 PM

I'm far classier than that, so it'd have to be Olive Garden or the Melting Pot.... Kalysto on Nov 7, 2009, 10:08 AM

If Red Lobster is acceptable we can make some time.. on Nov 8, 2009, 9:44 PM

Better than other options, I suppose.... Kalysto on Nov 9, 2009, 1:11 PM

Could do it behind a White Castle. Cuz they rule ya know?. on Nov 9, 2009, 1:47 PM

Only if Harold and Kumar are there, otherwise that place is a drag.... Kalysto on Nov 9, 2009, 2:43 PM

A four way with a Indian, and a Asain and a white chick. Not the first time for me.. on Nov 9, 2009, 4:47 PM

nWo World Championship: The Dark Requiem(c) vs Damien Death. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:59 PM

Yo momma!. on Nov 2, 2009, 7:14 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Nov 5, 2009, 4:31 AM

Hooray for Pyrotechnics!!!!!!! OMG ABYSS STOLED YOUR FLAME! CALL A LAWYER. on Nov 9, 2009, 7:35 PM

"Exspecto patronum!" (Bonus points to whoever gets that joke.). on Nov 15, 2009, 6:12 PM

Yeah well guess what... Bonnie Tyler is all tied up right now, so yer stuck with Enrique!. on Nov 18, 2009, 6:13 PM

...You don't know what you're talking about anymore, do you?. on Nov 22, 2009, 4:24 PM

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the arena. on Nov 26, 2009, 6:33 PM

And no.... I don't make sense anym.... SQUIRREL!. on Nov 26, 2009, 7:39 PM

Oh...nuts.. on Dec 12, 2009, 6:36 PM

DEEZE NUTS. on Dec 14, 2009, 7:10 PM

Closing Segment: ?. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 30, 2009, 6:59 PM

Sometimes staying quiet is the worse thing you can do.. Gideon on Nov 13, 2009, 7:46 PM

DWF Presents: Strikezone Retribution!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 8:27 PM

Opening Segment: Strikezone General Manager, Rick Astin. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 8:40 PM

Striking out -edited-. on Oct 18, 2009, 5:27 PM

Victoria Alexander vs Surprise Opponent. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 8:48 PM

Re: Victoria Alexander vs Surprise Opponent. on Oct 15, 2009, 2:46 PM

Ash is a slacker. on Oct 27, 2009, 2:16 PM

Segment: D.W. F Commissioner Kevin Mckain. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 8:57 PM
Nobody vs Jonny Flamez. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:04 PM

Ooooohhh a Kitteh.... wait a second, I'm allergic to fuckin Cats.... on Oct 13, 2009, 8:25 PM

Well, then stop fuckin cats... weirdo. on Oct 15, 2009, 7:37 PM

But I can't help it that Pussy feels so good..... on Oct 15, 2009, 8:23 PM

Tastes Great and Less Filling..... as long as that bitch has proper chi chi hygiene!. on Oct 24, 2009, 9:47 PM

It's Miller TIME!. on Oct 26, 2009, 6:29 PM

Segment: Aggression Champion, King Gojinn. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:14 PM
D.W.F Tag Team Championship: New Prophecy(c) vs Mystery Team. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:22 PM

Brokeback Mountain?? Surely a better film, that movie sucked!!!. on Oct 13, 2009, 4:27 PM

The return of one of the most dominating tag teams fed history.. ???? on Oct 15, 2009, 12:52 PM

Through the fire.... on Oct 19, 2009, 7:47 PM

Re: Through the fire.... Stonecold Marco Ramirez on Oct 21, 2009, 6:31 PM

Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:27 PM
Special: Damien Death(c) vs The Dark Requiem. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:34 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Oct 13, 2009, 5:51 PM

That's what she said!. on Oct 14, 2009, 7:21 PM

Huh. That was almost funny.. on Oct 18, 2009, 2:14 PM

Yeah, almost as funny as my boss.... bastard >.>. on Oct 24, 2009, 10:04 PM

...No, I'm fairly certain your boss is funnier.. on Oct 25, 2009, 6:20 PM

Well, He certainly is shorter. on Oct 25, 2009, 7:01 PM

Your boss is shorter than a bad overused joke?. on Oct 25, 2009, 7:39 PM

Oh yeah..... Way shorter.... like a smurf!. on Oct 25, 2009, 8:35 PM

Undisputed World Championship: Viper(c) vs Kane 2000(c). Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:45 PM

And they say that humour has died!!. Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ) on Oct 13, 2009, 10:08 AM

Not around here, a person can die laughing... *weg*. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ) on Oct 13, 2009, 7:21 PM

lol, didn't see that coming. DLOL. on Oct 14, 2009, 5:29 AM

I'm just full of surprises yanno ;] Like this... > :o. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ) on Oct 15, 2009, 7:23 PM

Ooooh... surprises are a galore here :). Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ) on Oct 16, 2009, 11:35 AM

My favorite surprises are of the sadistic kind ;). Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ) on Oct 18, 2009, 12:44 PM

One word.... KINKY '-) lol. on Oct 18, 2009, 2:40 PM

Why not? This match has been all S & M lol. Viper on Oct 20, 2009, 9:20 PM

Ooooooooooooh er ;-). Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ) on Oct 21, 2009, 2:05 PM

Time for a little "X" rated fun.... Viper on Oct 24, 2009, 4:18 PM

I'm up for some "X" rated fun too ;-). on Oct 24, 2009, 6:04 PM

"Up" eh? It's a great place to start lmao. Viper on Oct 25, 2009, 8:02 PM

The only way is up hun ;-). Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ) on Oct 26, 2009, 10:35 AM

Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:52 PM

Backstage Mayhem. on Oct 25, 2009, 9:07 PM

Closing Segment: Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Oct 12, 2009, 9:55 PM

Getting a couple things off her chest.... Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ) on Oct 26, 2009, 8:10 PM

Show's over.. Det. Percy Invenie on Oct 29, 2009, 5:16 AM

nWo presents Aggression!!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:25 PM

Opening Segment: MadDog Strangla!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:26 PM

wtf....wait...no...yea...wtf. on Sep 3, 2009, 7:35 PM

Sorry about that....oh wait no WTF still? bad announcers, BAD!. on Sep 5, 2009, 12:59 PM

blonds and boobs, are we there yet?. on Sep 5, 2009, 1:15 PM

You Can't miss this.. on Sep 5, 2009, 10:09 PM

This you could, unless you DR, but even then still funny.. on Sep 5, 2009, 10:15 PM

Are you ready!? Can you FEEL this!?. on Sep 20, 2009, 8:56 PM

The Warchief vs Nobody. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:27 PM

Spinnin the wheel. on Aug 31, 2009, 7:21 PM

Drawin' the lines. ???? on Aug 31, 2009, 10:06 PM

Now y'fucked up! Now y'fucked up! Now y'fucked up! You fucked up now!. on Sep 2, 2009, 1:49 AM

Keep tellin yourself that, ya dweeb. on Sep 3, 2009, 8:58 PM

I think I just might ya bothersome pillock.. on Sep 4, 2009, 3:27 PM

Should sound funny through a broken jaw, ya sap suckin egg sucker. on Sep 8, 2009, 6:41 PM

Sap suckin egg sucker eh? I'll remember that the next time I'm climbin off yer mom.. on Sep 9, 2009, 9:09 PM

You sick little necrophiliac! You goin round diggin up dead parents! You Little PERVERT!!!. on Sep 12, 2009, 7:05 PM

Thats why the bitch didn't move around much.. The Alpha Dog on Sep 20, 2009, 2:54 PM

Segment: Damien Death!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:28 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Sep 7, 2009, 6:51 PM

...Perfect, i'll use it to light your funeral pyre. ??? on Sep 7, 2009, 9:42 PM

Well first let me kill the blue monkey. on Sep 12, 2009, 7:18 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Sep 12, 2009, 7:28 PM

All this talk of funerals makes me so...nostalgic.. on Sep 12, 2009, 8:03 PM

Nooooooooooooo no no no. That just be gas. on Sep 27, 2009, 7:26 PM

Special: Gravedigger & Mystery Guy & Warchief vs Preachers INC & Asmodeus. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:30 PM

Time for a whoopin!. on Sep 2, 2009, 2:11 AM

Hooray for boobies!. on Sep 2, 2009, 11:42 PM

Time to step and show these fucks how to do it not Gonjinn style! yeah a dis to you bro!. on Sep 5, 2009, 6:47 AM

Talking shit is like listening to short fat emo bitches that just wanna cause shit. on Sep 5, 2009, 10:12 PM

And now we see a re-introduction of an old character to be played by the origional player.. on Sep 10, 2009, 11:40 AM

Return of The Dark Savior. on Sep 11, 2009, 7:33 PM

YAY he returned.... good thing too cause ya still owe 20 bucks lol. on Sep 20, 2009, 3:42 PM

If I give you the 20 bucks you spend it on cheap whores and booze.. Gideon on Sep 20, 2009, 6:19 PM

Segment: Kade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:33 PM

Lets talk turkey. Though I'd rather talk chicken. Cuz well I perfer chicken. (Closed). on Aug 31, 2009, 5:57 AM

Ahhh Turkey.... the OTHER White Meat.... Shadowy Figure Reviled on Sep 1, 2009, 10:37 AM

I thought the Other white meat was your nickname for your penis?. on Sep 1, 2009, 1:18 PM

Eh maybe, but I do know that's what she said.... Jonny Flamez on Sep 4, 2009, 11:58 AM

She said Big ol balls, big ol balls, big ol balls in my mouth!. on Sep 7, 2009, 1:53 PM

... Ass, Titties, Ass and Titties, Ass, Ass, Titties, Titties, Ass and Titties. Jonny Flamez... on Sep 7, 2009, 7:59 PM

After that title, I think I picked a bad time to make my entrance. ? on Sep 7, 2009, 10:21 PM

Yeah, maybe you should have just stayed in the back. Jonny Flamez... on Sep 9, 2009, 9:08 AM

.....Homo. How you gonna tell a fine lookin woman to stay in the back?!. on Sep 10, 2009, 9:25 PM

Yeah! Where's your respectibilities G.R?? Coming up in our house with your humpy bumpy!. Viper on Sep 12, 2009, 1:30 PM

.....Humpy bumpy?. on Sep 18, 2009, 4:14 PM

Humpy Bumpy?? Why would you say that? Oh sweet Caine, you're stark raving mad! ;). Viper on Sep 20, 2009, 7:05 PM

I don't know if I should be disturbed, or Rolling on the floor in Laughter.... Jonny Flamez on Sep 21, 2009, 7:54 AM

Triple Crown Hardcore Championship Kane 2K(c) vs ??. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:35 PM

If you pick the poison, I can get the antidote. (Attn: Viper and my opponent). on Sep 1, 2009, 7:06 AM

Think so? What if there is no antidote for my poison hmm? My venom is lethal *weg*. Viper on Sep 2, 2009, 7:18 PM

Speakin of lethal.... nah I got nuthin lol. on Sep 10, 2009, 12:27 PM

Heh, this is what you get for fluffing your lines.. on Sep 12, 2009, 5:21 PM

Sorry guys, this is a better effort from me.. on Sep 20, 2009, 12:56 PM

Segment: Eric Bitchoff. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:36 PM

and for yer commercial break. on Sep 5, 2009, 6:10 AM

Aggression Championship Gauntlet Match- Shade vs Viper, Ms.Behavin', Jason, etc,etc,etc. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:38 PM

All Hail... (Vipe, you're up first). on Sep 5, 2009, 4:06 PM

Yes, all hail me!. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ) on Sep 5, 2009, 5:30 PM

Only if it's a hail storm!. King Shade - DWF Aggression Champion on Sep 6, 2009, 5:23 PM

Baby when I rain, I pour..... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ) on Sep 8, 2009, 9:15 PM

So what you're saying is, you're wet... on Sep 9, 2009, 5:30 PM

And you're toast!. Viper on Sep 9, 2009, 5:48 PM

Toast...with Jam on top. on Sep 10, 2009, 8:15 AM

And a buttery bottom. on Sep 11, 2009, 4:28 PM

sure...if thats your fetish. on Sep 17, 2009, 2:34 PM

Well, it's time to return. on Sep 20, 2009, 12:41 PM

Now it's time to go away again... on Sep 20, 2009, 3:57 PM

In & Out. Rick Astin on Sep 20, 2009, 4:15 PM

Best Wishes.. Kevin McKain on Sep 20, 2009, 9:29 PM

Well, well, well. I guess royalty isn't earned these days.. ... on Sep 21, 2009, 3:17 PM

When has it ever been earned? The Richest or the most inbred = royalty. King Shade on Sep 24, 2009, 4:53 PM

Well - Consider Yourself Poor and Peasant...ly.... King Gojinn on Oct 5, 2009, 5:28 PM

Intercontinental Championship: Kade(c) vs Mr. Van Halen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:40 PM

Lets get kinky.. on Aug 31, 2009, 6:04 AM

Does this mean that you will be going into dominatrix mode? You can do better surely!. on Sep 1, 2009, 9:25 AM

Oh no. I only break that out on Sunday when I'm bored.. on Sep 7, 2009, 1:42 PM

Only Sunday, i'm somewhat dissapointed.... on Sep 15, 2009, 3:17 PM

Ohhh but you should see what I wear Mondays. It makes the ducks go quackers!. on Sep 18, 2009, 4:04 PM

Main Event: Gojinn vs 736!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Aug 30, 2009, 8:52 PM

In the Name of the King.. on Aug 31, 2009, 7:41 PM

We're Holding a Match In My Honor? Awesome. You Should Lose Then.. Gojinn on Sep 2, 2009, 6:21 PM

One must.. on Sep 2, 2009, 9:17 PM

We Established That. You.. King Gojinn on Sep 3, 2009, 7:50 PM

Only you.. on Sep 4, 2009, 9:42 PM

Me? No. You. Remember?. King Gojinn on Sep 14, 2009, 3:35 PM

You covered..... on Sep 16, 2009, 9:28 PM

Not I,. on Sep 17, 2009, 8:04 PM

DWF Presents: Last Rites!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:10 PM

GM Of The Year Announcement/Segment. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:12 PM

And now the announcement...(attn: Brands General Managers). on Jun 22, 2009, 4:32 AM

Let's just save time. on Jun 22, 2009, 4:19 PM

Yes Yes. on Jun 23, 2009, 6:55 PM

Poor Baby Can't Stop Crying So He Won't Show It In Public! Awwww.. Kevin McKain on Jun 25, 2009, 12:01 AM

ok, the announcement. Mr. Blade (exec GM) on Jun 25, 2009, 12:24 PM

That's totally anticlimactic.... The Shade on Jun 25, 2009, 1:30 PM

Worst. Award. Ceremony. Ever.. Kevin McKain on Jun 25, 2009, 8:22 PM

well... we have the grammies.... on Jun 26, 2009, 7:26 AM

Grammy aint no slammy!. The Shade on Jun 26, 2009, 3:22 PM

Slammys you want, Slammy's you'll get. ???????????? on Jun 27, 2009, 5:40 PM

I said Slammy not skanky. The Shade on Jun 29, 2009, 3:31 PM

Gravedigger vs Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:13 PM

The beginning of a heavenly alliance.. on Jun 22, 2009, 1:13 PM

Call this out fuck face!. on Jun 22, 2009, 1:30 PM

And the shit storm begins. on Jul 1, 2009, 12:32 PM

Here I come to wreck the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. on Jul 3, 2009, 12:33 AM

Mystery Segment featuring Eric Bitchoff. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:14 PM

Time For an announcement.... on Jun 23, 2009, 7:31 PM

This is about more than just cheeseburgers. on Jun 26, 2009, 9:00 AM

Is it about Blood?. on Jun 26, 2009, 9:16 AM

It's about making a statement.. on Jun 26, 2009, 9:41 AM

And that statement involves a finger, can you guess which one? ;]. Viper on Jun 29, 2009, 9:28 PM

Sorry... I must be interrupting something here..... ????? on Jun 30, 2009, 1:37 AM

Since I have no clue who you are.... on Jun 30, 2009, 7:10 PM

All Praise Us. on Jun 30, 2009, 7:07 PM

A new era has begun. on Jun 30, 2009, 7:43 PM

But Wait! There Is More!!!. on Jul 6, 2009, 7:21 PM

Debut Match: Kade vs Caleb. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:15 PM

I dont have a good title. I'm sorry. But if it helps I'm apart of the cool crowd.. on Jun 21, 2009, 7:43 PM

Not as cool as me.. Caleb on Jun 22, 2009, 3:51 PM

Whatever you say big man.. on Jun 23, 2009, 12:20 PM

yup yup Now who's yo daddy? lol. Caleb on Jun 24, 2009, 3:49 PM

His name is Preston. Why the hell are you asking about my dad you sick freak?!. on Jul 1, 2009, 12:54 PM

That sounds like such a high class name. lol. on Jul 1, 2009, 7:52 PM

That's my Dad's name, watch it.. on Jul 1, 2009, 8:58 PM

Ok I'll stop. makes me wonder what your real name is though. lol. on Jul 9, 2009, 7:14 PM

I have no real name. I'm known only as Kade....*shifty eyes*. on Jul 15, 2009, 7:49 PM

Liar liar balls on fire. lol. Caleb on Jul 18, 2009, 8:59 PM

....... on Jul 19, 2009, 5:45 PM

Interview Segment: Gideon. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:16 PM
Special: Gold Rush Match: Kane2000 vs. Wildcard vs. Mr Van Halen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:18 PM

Gold rush.... yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!. on Jun 21, 2009, 7:52 AM

Its my time now.... on Jun 21, 2009, 3:18 PM

Nope, I'm afraid the watch says it's MY TIME TO SHINE!!. Kane2000 & WildCard on Jun 22, 2009, 1:28 AM

Onto other matters...the weather has been nice hasn't it?. on Jun 22, 2009, 3:38 AM

Yesh, it has been "nice" to an extent.. on Jun 22, 2009, 4:17 AM

well i've woken up in the sun so many times this week i'm nearly completely tanned. on Jun 28, 2009, 7:05 AM

Ahh, the glorious weather!. on Jun 29, 2009, 1:24 AM

The only trouble is its either too hot or too cold in the UK.... on Jul 1, 2009, 7:54 AM

Indeed, mind you, Thailand, it'll be 28 degrees at 9 AM! BEAT THAT!!!. on Jul 1, 2009, 2:31 PM

Well, time to end the goldrush. on Jul 20, 2009, 4:26 AM

D.W.F. Aggression Championship: The Shade(c) vs The Alpha Dog. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:21 PM

Getting back to business.. on Jun 22, 2009, 10:53 AM

Lets get it on stubbs.... on Jun 22, 2009, 12:40 PM

So ye went from Emile Hirsch to Green Arrow 2?. The Shade - Aggression Champion on Jun 22, 2009, 4:04 PM

It was that or Crazy Horse but then typical Hung jokes would ensue.. on Jun 23, 2009, 2:55 PM

I could see you as a crazy horse...you were already a crazy dog.... Rick Astin on Jun 24, 2009, 3:26 PM

I didn't know she was my cousin.... honest... thats why I was glad we broke up!. on Jun 26, 2009, 2:45 PM

It's legal in some states....-shfity eyes-. The Shade on Jun 26, 2009, 3:54 PM

Ya know dude we got a name for people like that where I'm from... there called victims.. on Jul 1, 2009, 3:02 AM

D.W.F Strikezone Championship: MadDog Strangla(c) vs Mr. Smash. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:23 PM

New name, new era.... on Jun 21, 2009, 7:56 AM

HA, you'll always be cuddle wuddles to me!!!. on Jun 21, 2009, 11:45 PM

HA, you have aids :-P. on Jun 22, 2009, 3:48 AM

You know for that I gotta raise the ante.....*french kisses you* Ha so do you.. on Jun 22, 2009, 12:52 PM

Well, don't make me get PECKERMAN in there!!!. on Jun 25, 2009, 1:00 PM

If you think it'll do something, go for it.....Don't be too surprised when nothing happens. on Jun 26, 2009, 10:29 PM

Well, it always works.... on Jul 1, 2009, 2:47 PM

Would you care to actually test that theory with me?. on Jul 1, 2009, 6:43 PM

It wouldn't of worked I'll tell you that much!. on Jul 17, 2009, 4:42 PM

Special: Retirement Match: Gideon vs Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:25 PM

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about ()=) lol. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 23, 2009, 8:59 PM

Shhh that's our secret. lol. Gideon on Jun 25, 2009, 7:25 PM

It's no secret that you and me are nothing but mammals and we do it like they do it. Viper on Jun 28, 2009, 9:09 PM

Oh noes there you go again trying to get that song stuck in my head again. lol. on Jun 30, 2009, 8:52 PM

No music in your head? Okay, how about my foot in your skull > :o. Viper on Jul 1, 2009, 5:58 PM

You know I like it rough. So bring it on baby. lol. Gideon on Jul 6, 2009, 12:34 PM

Bring it on? Try this on for size baby, one size fits all!. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 12, 2009, 6:17 PM

I know Youwuvs me and all but you gotta do alot better than hitting me with a lovetap.. on Jul 14, 2009, 7:36 PM

You think that was a lovetap? Feel this! > :o. Viper on Jul 18, 2009, 11:22 PM

Ok I will admit it, it did hurt a little. on Jul 19, 2009, 10:15 PM

Special: MadDog Stranga vs The Dark Requiem. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:27 PM

Dilithium Crystals,,,,The source of all Star Trek power and existence..... on Jun 22, 2009, 12:36 AM

Trekkie.. Kevin McKain on Jun 24, 2009, 11:44 PM

You mean TDR isn't one of the blue skins? Speaking of GO TDR GO. on Jun 27, 2009, 12:01 AM

No but he'll find himself skinned if he's not careful.... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 1, 2009, 3:00 PM

And you do know how to get under my skin.. on Jul 1, 2009, 10:12 PM

I've been under her skirt a few times,,,,and well under 'her' plenty of times too. on Jul 2, 2009, 10:01 AM

...Are those quote marks?. on Jul 2, 2009, 7:52 PM

No those would be emphasis marks in this case, Viper likes it on top.. on Jul 4, 2009, 1:45 AM

I had a feeling you were a bottom.. on Jul 11, 2009, 8:50 AM

I am many a thing. on Jul 11, 2009, 5:25 PM

I was gonna be dirty with my title, but then the chain reaction would never stop.. on Jul 14, 2009, 7:47 AM

You make that sound like such a bad thing.. on Jul 15, 2009, 9:48 PM

I tried making them dirty, It didn't 'stick'......... MadDog Strangla on Jul 16, 2009, 2:56 AM

Speaking of sticky situations.... MDS and TDR on Jul 16, 2009, 8:50 PM

DWF Tag Team Championship Blood & Venom(c) vs. The New Prophecy. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:28 PM

This is the night.... on Jun 21, 2009, 2:10 AM

For great things to come... Download has finished, now bring on Taste of Chaos!. Kane2000 (cWe World & Tag Champion) on Jun 21, 2009, 7:44 AM

Here come the great things, us ;). Blood & Venom (Undis, IC & Tag champs) on Jun 23, 2009, 7:16 PM

Why thank you ;). on Jun 25, 2009, 12:51 PM

time to get involved.... on Jul 2, 2009, 8:58 AM

Now that we're all here, let's turn this bitch out! ;]. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 5, 2009, 12:44 AM

indeed, lets get this shindig started properly. on Jul 15, 2009, 8:22 AM

Ruck Fules!. on Jul 15, 2009, 6:59 PM

.... on Jul 18, 2009, 1:50 PM

Backstage Interviews: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:29 PM

Message to Shade. on Jun 25, 2009, 2:24 PM

A message to moi?. The Shade on Jun 25, 2009, 4:53 PM

Yup... stay tuned... you can have your belt back sooner than later... just be in the crowd. on Jul 1, 2009, 3:17 AM

D.W.F Undisputed World Championship: Viper(c) vs The Alpha Dog. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:30 PM

Let's see what you got *weg*. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 23, 2009, 8:29 PM

No the question is lets see what you can no longer handle?. on Jun 24, 2009, 1:47 AM

I can handle anything you've got, cept your breath so yeah, bring it! ;]. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 1, 2009, 4:59 PM

So my breathe smells like your ass... you should be used to it!. on Jul 2, 2009, 9:47 PM

Conner, anyone can have bad breath but yours could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon ;). Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 3, 2009, 10:29 PM

Thats the last time I go down on you then, damn undead.. aww crap I'm Necrophiliac now!. on Jul 5, 2009, 8:49 PM

NECROPHILIAC'S UNITE!!!. ??? on Jul 6, 2009, 4:15 PM

Necrophiliacs unite? Are we doing a corpse swap again? lol. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jul 7, 2009, 10:39 PM

Well I'll trade you my Elvis for your Cobain!. on Jul 18, 2009, 2:48 PM

And like that... I own Cobain again just like I own yours and Gideon's asses. on Jul 20, 2009, 1:50 AM

DWF IC Championship Match: Damien Death(c) vs. Kade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:33 PM

Our first match alone. Other then those "other" times. And in the bathroom earlier.. on Jun 21, 2009, 8:04 PM

You cheating on me again?!? You bastard!!!. on Jul 15, 2009, 6:39 PM

I meant those other times were with you! Geeze.. on Jul 15, 2009, 7:26 PM

We never did nothin in no truck stop bathroom!. on Jul 20, 2009, 6:52 PM

I didn't say it was a truck stop *creepy smile*. on Jul 20, 2009, 7:50 PM

Main Event: D.W.F Legends Battle Royale. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 20, 2009, 11:34 PM

First one in last one out.. on Jun 22, 2009, 2:48 PM

It had to happen sometime... Rick Astin on Jun 24, 2009, 2:51 PM

Another Arival.. Anonymous on Jun 24, 2009, 10:04 PM

Anyone ELSE That We Missed, To Add To The Commentary Booth?!. Gojinn on Jun 25, 2009, 12:16 AM

Certainly many.. Anonymous on Jun 25, 2009, 1:26 AM

Entry Number 4.... on Jun 26, 2009, 3:07 PM

And the other spot. on Jun 26, 2009, 3:16 PM

Are ye gonna be everyone in this match?. Rick Astin on Jun 26, 2009, 3:42 PM

It started. 736 on Jun 26, 2009, 5:57 PM

If you hadn't told me I would have never known.... Rick Astin on Jun 29, 2009, 4:05 PM

It continues.. 736 on Jun 29, 2009, 10:45 PM

Aye it doth continueth.....eth. on Jul 1, 2009, 1:10 PM

More Ensues.. 736 on Jul 4, 2009, 8:41 AM

Less Ensues!. Rick Astin on Jul 14, 2009, 3:18 PM

Brought upon. 736 on Jul 14, 2009, 11:05 PM

Ok, I think that's gone on far enough. Guy Fierce -DWF VP- on Jul 26, 2009, 3:19 PM

Announcers Challenge. 736 on Jul 14, 2009, 11:19 PM

DWF Presents: The Strikezone Supershow!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 6:47 PM

Opening Segment: President Candice Fairchild. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 6:49 PM
Segment: Mr. Van Halen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 6:51 PM

Well this show wouldn't be a show without me.... on Jun 9, 2009, 8:01 AM

Special: The Dark Requiem addresses MadDog Strangla. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 6:53 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Jun 18, 2009, 6:24 PM

He addressed the crowd with winged words.. on Jun 18, 2009, 6:51 PM

Take flight out of here.. Kevin McKain {-StrikeZone General Manager-} on Jun 18, 2009, 8:59 PM

I got absolutely nothing for a title. on Jun 19, 2009, 2:10 AM

Nothing will come of nothing.. on Jun 20, 2009, 6:45 AM

Even Star-trek uses dilithium crystals for their replicators.. on Jun 20, 2009, 9:20 PM

Dilithawhatty?. Kevin McKain on Jun 21, 2009, 10:52 PM

Special: Kane 2000(c) vs Viper(c). Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 7:01 PM

Time to wrestle the troubles away!. Kane2000 (cWe World &Tag Team Champion) on Jun 8, 2009, 3:55 AM

Before Viper makes her Grand Entrance. on Jun 8, 2009, 6:19 PM

Giving the fans exactly what they want..... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 8, 2009, 10:00 PM

Which is free money and Stacker 6.. on Jun 9, 2009, 2:05 AM

Or free money and our autographs signed on their choice of body part :D. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 9, 2009, 10:05 PM

Hmm.. either way, it could work.. Or how about a three way bundle pack?. Kane2000 (cWe World & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 10, 2009, 12:47 PM

Works for me, though we do have to take our percentage, we don't work for free afterall. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 12, 2009, 10:45 PM

Well, I suppose money does indeed make the world go round :-P As does sex and randomness. on Jun 14, 2009, 3:24 PM

Sex and money, think we could cut a deal with Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner to supply both?. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 16, 2009, 9:52 PM

We could, now combining business with pleasure, you're looking at (con't). on Jun 17, 2009, 12:15 PM

Aww but i like watching 'ratings' rise and blast through the roof! lol sorry, had to ;). Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Jun 21, 2009, 6:18 PM

A very shady Segment: The Shade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 7:02 PM

Napoli sweet Napoli. on Jun 11, 2009, 5:35 PM

Last Rites Promos {Open}. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 7:42 PM

Life down here is just a strange illusion. on Jun 12, 2009, 4:02 PM
The Interview. (Open). Gojinn on Jun 18, 2009, 9:41 PM

Segment: Rage & Nobody. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 7:45 PM

We da ones dat joo wanted!. Da Grate Proffetts on Jun 14, 2009, 11:21 AM

Closing Segment: Gideon. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jun 6, 2009, 7:46 PM

Everything comes in full circle and must begin anew.. Gideon on Jun 15, 2009, 5:45 PM

And then sometimes the circles just get wider.. on Jun 18, 2009, 9:59 AM

Well that all depends.. Caleb on Jun 18, 2009, 10:43 AM

Yeah. If Peckerman is in the circle, the fucking thing is huge.. on Jun 18, 2009, 11:07 AM

Well I don't doubt that.. on Jun 18, 2009, 12:06 PM

Better not or he'll poke ya ass and you'll find out. And that aint fun.. on Jun 18, 2009, 12:30 PM

DWF Presents: Aggression!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:35 PM

Opening Segment: General Manager, Eric Bitchoff. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:37 PM
Contract signing: Blood & Venom vs The New Prophecy. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:39 PM

Walking down first. on May 16, 2009, 2:05 PM

And what follows first...second. on May 17, 2009, 8:33 AM

But what follows won't be pretty. Blood & Venom (Undis, IC & Tag champs) on May 17, 2009, 9:21 PM

I know what will follow. on May 18, 2009, 1:51 AM

Really? Do you now?. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 18, 2009, 5:34 PM

Interview Segment: MadDog Strangla. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:40 PM

New Mexico huh?. on May 16, 2009, 3:31 AM

Special: WildCard vs. Mr. Van Halen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:42 PM

Well lets do this thang.... on May 18, 2009, 9:31 AM

Ok truth :-P. WildCard (cWe/DWF Hardcore Champion) on May 24, 2009, 7:47 AM

'twas just a bit.... on May 29, 2009, 6:52 AM

lol. on May 29, 2009, 1:51 PM

...can't think of any decent title. on May 29, 2009, 2:41 PM

Interview Segment: Rick Astin. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:48 PM

PREPARE...FOR THE BOLSHERICK REVOLUTION!. Rick Astin on May 19, 2009, 5:37 PM

Strikezone Championship - MadDog(c) vs Mr Smash. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:53 PM

Let the champ arrive.. on May 15, 2009, 11:47 PM

Let the killer arrive.. on May 17, 2009, 4:59 PM

your the snuggles teddy bear, but more fuzzy...I know the truth. on May 19, 2009, 11:45 PM

It's them pesky fucking ropes which will be your downfall!!!!. on May 24, 2009, 5:22 AM

a set of clippers would work well on your fuzziness, there's no shame in full body shavin. on May 27, 2009, 11:00 PM

I know, but wouldn't waxing save time?? because I be bored with clippers, or maybe a bomb!. on May 29, 2009, 2:49 PM

you think bombs fix every thing....and ya know what I agree. on Jun 1, 2009, 1:33 AM

Naming the stipulations *post match*. on Jun 1, 2009, 2:38 AM

Special: The Grate Proffets's Baptismal Hour. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 8:54 PM

Missionaries and Dunashuns and Beers oh my. Grate Kitteh and Co. on May 30, 2009, 5:13 PM

And maybe someting extra.. Gideon and son on Jun 1, 2009, 4:16 PM

Backstage Segment : Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 9:00 PM

When you've lost it all, thats when you realise that life is beautiful.. on May 18, 2009, 4:46 AM

Special: Kane 2000 vs Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 9:02 PM

hmmm.... I get to choose what I want? really? ok... A lil incentive for you too by the way. on May 16, 2009, 9:58 AM

By all means, let's set them up then knock them the fook down! ;). Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 16, 2009, 7:42 PM

lets get this shindig started! This should be a wild party!. Kane2000 (cWe World & Tag Champion) on May 17, 2009, 4:46 PM

Hell yeah!! Booze, music and violence! All we need is a stripper..Hey Kade! :X >.>. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 19, 2009, 8:17 PM

Well, you left him in a dark room for far too long! :-P. Kane2000 (cWe World &Tag Champion) on May 24, 2009, 4:44 AM

Only because he's always naked! Do you want to see him walking around shlong slapping??. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 27, 2009, 9:12 PM

Re: Only because he's always naked! Do you want to see him walking around shlong slapping??. Stanley Green on May 28, 2009, 4:10 PM

you see, I've already explained to Kade about copying titles, don't make me sue you too :P. Kane2000 (cWe World Champion) on May 29, 2009, 1:13 PM

I get to sue and keep the money, he stole MY title :P Money money yeah yeah!. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 30, 2009, 8:19 PM

Champion vs Champion: MadDog Strangla vs The Shade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 9:04 PM

Let the loser follow.. on May 16, 2009, 12:10 AM

Saving the best for last is more like it!. Mad Dog SHADE! on May 18, 2009, 7:24 PM

If you scroll down, you'll see I am the last...silly man...thanks for the compliment.. on May 20, 2009, 12:36 AM

No worries...I pulled a compliments of the chef and spit in your soup!. MadDog Shade (DWF- Agression Champion) on May 20, 2009, 4:29 PM

Good thing I always order the salad....and yes you may toss mine. on May 21, 2009, 2:46 AM

So that's what that is.. ceasar dressing, thought gids had paid you a visit.. :P. Mad Dog Shade (DWF Aggression Champ) on May 23, 2009, 5:32 PM

Me and Gids made videos...you can pick'em up 8 bux a pop like everyone else. on May 28, 2009, 3:59 AM

Yeah but I can watch all the cooking shows I want already, on the food network... The Shade on May 30, 2009, 5:32 PM

they don't do with zucchinni what me and gids do tho. on May 31, 2009, 11:37 PM

I'm more of a cucumber guy.... The Shade on Jun 4, 2009, 7:17 PM

Special: Five Rounds at Five Minutes-Kade vs Jason. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 9:05 PM

Lets get ready to crumble!!! (don't wanna get sued here!). on May 17, 2009, 4:50 PM

Re: Lets get ready to crumble!!! (don't wanna get sued here!). on May 19, 2009, 1:31 AM

Now now, You'll be sued for stealing my title.. on May 24, 2009, 5:05 AM

Wont be the first time I've been sued....That's another story.. on May 28, 2009, 3:32 PM

Closing Segment: MadDog Strangla. Darkside Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2009, 9:13 PM

Lalalalalalalalala Oh hi there. I'm here to tell you about our fantastic new product.. on May 21, 2009, 2:49 AM

And now, an important message from our sponsor:. on May 23, 2009, 6:26 PM

DWF PRESENTS: STRIKEZONE!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:38 PM

Opening Segment: Kevin Mckain. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:39 PM

A Message To ALL.. Kevin McKain on Mar 24, 2009, 8:34 AM

Light diminishes.... on Mar 24, 2009, 8:57 PM

Oh it's on bitch! (Open). Kevin McKain on Mar 24, 2009, 10:15 PM

On again, off again.. on Mar 25, 2009, 3:42 AM

Your only jacking up the electric bill, quit that s***. on Mar 25, 2009, 10:57 PM

Not to mention making us miss the cliffhangers on our favorite tv shows! (Still open). ?? on Mar 26, 2009, 5:26 PM

Better late than never. Gideon on Mar 30, 2009, 8:14 PM

Hold the phone- this light bill is killing us! Quick! Stop payment! STOP PAYMENT! (OPEN). ????????? on Mar 31, 2009, 4:36 PM

Once more, with feeling.. ? on Apr 22, 2009, 7:53 PM

DWF Hardcore Championship- Wildcard(c) vs any former Hardcore champion. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:40 PM

The Strikezone debut of the WildCard!. on Mar 23, 2009, 2:52 AM

Since no-one else wants in,guess I have to step in and accept the challenge. on Apr 6, 2009, 6:19 AM

WildCard and Jason has finished!. on Apr 17, 2009, 12:59 PM

Segment: Viper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:41 PM

Rule #1, Let them be jealous!. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Mar 23, 2009, 8:22 PM

Rule #2. Keep your friends close and those who hold gold, even closer as one is prepared!. WildCard! (cWe & DWF Hardcore Champion) on Mar 24, 2009, 3:31 PM

Rule #3: Break the rules, and break them often. Devilz Child on Mar 25, 2009, 9:31 PM

Rule #4 Do unto others before they do unto you.... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Mar 27, 2009, 7:31 PM

Rule #5: Never tease unless you really mean to torture. Devilz Child on Mar 28, 2009, 10:30 PM

Rule #6 - Promises and rules are like bones, they're meant to be broken. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Apr 1, 2009, 6:43 PM

Rule #7: Always be sure to give more than you get, especially when it comes to violence. Devilz Child on Apr 2, 2009, 12:03 AM

Rule #8 - Never skimp on the violence or the sex, especially the violence... Viper on Apr 3, 2009, 8:34 PM

Rule #9: You can always trust enemies to attack, so never trust friends. Devilz Child on Apr 5, 2009, 2:43 PM

Rule #10 In life there are just too many freaks and not enough circuses... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Apr 7, 2009, 8:04 PM

Rule #11: Never EVER conform!. Devilz Child on Apr 7, 2009, 10:10 PM

Rule #12: When you play with fire, expect demons.. on Apr 7, 2009, 11:27 PM

Rule #13, never let them see you sweat, even when you're about to be cremated... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Apr 8, 2009, 9:23 PM

Special: MadDog Strangla vs Bobo!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:43 PM

Did anyone want to guest judge this? Come on down.. on Mar 22, 2009, 1:50 AM

RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR. on Mar 23, 2009, 12:48 PM

Well fine then, we wont have any of you for judges.. on Mar 25, 2009, 12:07 AM

Rawwwwwr? what do ye want he's a bear. BoBo the Bear on Mar 27, 2009, 10:32 AM

sigh part 2. BoBo the Bear on Mar 27, 2009, 10:43 AM

grunt. on Mar 28, 2009, 4:39 PM

Re: grunt. on Apr 6, 2009, 2:12 AM

Segment: Kade. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:43 PM

I don't have any clever titles.. on Apr 1, 2009, 6:40 PM

Segment: Mr. Van Halen. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:45 PM

Things to come (closed to all but those who i've spoken to). on Mar 30, 2009, 4:28 AM

I guess we have an inpromptu Title for title match!. Kane2000 (cWe World Champion) on Apr 1, 2009, 2:46 PM

That we do.... on Apr 8, 2009, 5:37 AM

Indeedy.. on Apr 9, 2009, 10:52 AM

Well, think again!. on Apr 17, 2009, 1:30 PM

Ok is anyone else sick of this guy.... on Apr 17, 2009, 2:03 PM

Nope, believe me man, no one is sick of me! YET!!. on Apr 17, 2009, 2:10 PM

Singles: Kade vs Devin Reilly. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:46 PM

Let it rock let it rock let it rock! Sorry got the song stuck in da head.. on Mar 21, 2009, 10:30 PM

I'll knock your head off if it's any help :P. on Mar 22, 2009, 7:42 AM

....Which head we talkin about getting off here big fella?. on Mar 25, 2009, 1:20 PM

Yours, of course.. on Mar 27, 2009, 2:40 PM

No which head?. on Mar 28, 2009, 10:17 PM

Seeing that you only have a skull, it's gotta be that one.. on Mar 29, 2009, 3:23 PM

Well I meant the one I use on Pepe..... on Mar 31, 2009, 9:05 PM

�Aye Carumba! No es bueno, mang!. on Apr 2, 2009, 7:21 PM

�Silencio y juego con mi dick!........Teach you to talk to me in Spanish.. on Apr 2, 2009, 9:53 PM

Su homosexualidad es superior al de Liberaci.. on Apr 5, 2009, 11:50 AM

It isn't homosexuality. I just like to spread the love.. on Apr 8, 2009, 12:32 AM

You spread the love to guys and you're a guy... that *is* homosexuality. on Apr 9, 2009, 1:05 PM

No. I spread the love to guys and women. Its called spreading the love. Now take it off.. on Apr 13, 2009, 10:50 PM

If you like brutal spots, you'll love this post.. on Apr 14, 2009, 11:22 AM

Segment: Mystery person. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:47 PM

The Sands of Time. ... on Apr 7, 2009, 7:56 AM

DWF Tag Match- Blood and Venom(c) vs New Prophecy. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:48 PM

Viper. Do We REALLY have to deal with these losers again???. on Mar 21, 2009, 9:21 PM

Why not, the result will be the same, we'll just kill them this time!. Viper on Mar 22, 2009, 6:26 AM

Is this match available under the Freebird rule?. on Mar 23, 2009, 2:44 AM

Time to decide. on Mar 24, 2009, 3:38 PM

What is a vamp to do.... on Mar 25, 2009, 5:57 AM

How about, bite on this? ;). Viper on Mar 25, 2009, 9:09 PM

Hmm...looks tasty. on Mar 29, 2009, 12:10 PM

Not as tasty as a Chocolate BOMB! Explosive taste!. Mr. Smash (New Prophecy) on Mar 31, 2009, 4:12 PM

I've got something explosive for you to taste, my fist!. Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Apr 7, 2009, 5:10 PM

Just as long as the fist isn't anywhere near my ass, then that's fine!. on Apr 9, 2009, 11:18 AM

Well I may as well finish this.... on Apr 14, 2009, 11:06 AM

well... it's finished... for now!!. Kane2000 on Apr 15, 2009, 2:50 PM

Re: well... it's finished... for now!!. Stanley Green on Apr 19, 2009, 4:30 PM

Finished for now? No, it's only the beginning.... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on May 6, 2009, 6:10 PM

Backstage Segment: Open to all. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:50 PM

He can interview them after this.(requiem). on Mar 22, 2009, 2:02 AM

But not before this!. on Mar 23, 2009, 1:11 PM

DWF IC Championship- Damien Death(c) vs MadDog Strangla. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Mar 21, 2009, 6:50 PM

Time to kill! Time to kill! Bloody Bloody Blood Blood blood!!!. on Mar 21, 2009, 9:28 PM

Re: Time to kill! Time to kill! Bloody Bloody Blood Blood blood!!!. MadDog Strangla (DWF SZ-C) on Mar 22, 2009, 8:04 AM

No thats for the start of the show, this is the start of this match. on Mar 22, 2009, 10:45 AM

Don chu know where to post! Silly little man :P. on Mar 27, 2009, 8:38 AM

It was more your partner having problems, then me..... on Mar 28, 2009, 12:09 AM

Problems, problems, everywhere problems.... on Apr 13, 2009, 6:32 PM

Look, its Jesus. He had real problems.. on Apr 15, 2009, 10:39 PM

DWF PRESENTS: AGGRESSION!!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:37 PM

Opening Segment: Candice Fairchild. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:39 PM

Beginning the show. Candice Fairchild(Dwf Prez) on Feb 1, 2009, 6:38 PM

...... on Feb 1, 2009, 9:16 PM

Interview Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:41 PM

All that glitters IS gold.... Viper(D.W.F Undisputed & Tag Team Champion) on Feb 10, 2009, 6:47 PM

It won't glitter when it's covered in BLOOD!!!. on Feb 20, 2009, 12:19 PM

Mr. Van Halen vs Open!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:43 PM

So who is wanting to challenge me?. on Feb 14, 2009, 5:47 PM

Open Segment:. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:43 PM

resserve. on Feb 3, 2009, 1:00 AM

Trash talk for the match to come. Last call TDR. on Feb 8, 2009, 10:26 PM

Last call? No- TDR- this is your contract.. Kevin McKain {-StrikeZone General Manager-} on Feb 20, 2009, 8:21 PM

Kane 2000 vs "The Wildcard"!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:45 PM

Wildcard, more like "Mildcard!" What kind of guy has a card-based mask?. on Feb 2, 2009, 1:25 AM

Well, this is one true "ACE IN THE HOLE" you won't find out information on.. on Feb 2, 2009, 1:45 AM

No more trash talk, this sh** is serious!. on Feb 9, 2009, 1:30 AM

Open Segment:. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:45 PM

Praise be to the Saints, saviors of humankind!. on Feb 7, 2009, 11:01 PM

Another step is taken.... ....... on Feb 8, 2009, 2:13 PM

Special: Jason and MadDog Strangla vs Mr. Smash and ??. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:47 PM

This contest, sanctioned by the cWe President, is for the cWe WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS. on Feb 2, 2009, 1:51 AM

Like I have time to wait.. on Feb 3, 2009, 12:58 AM

ok i'm up.... on Feb 4, 2009, 6:03 AM

Like I'll wait before I knock you back down!?. on Feb 5, 2009, 12:23 AM

And then wait for him to get back up so he can be knocked back down!. on Feb 5, 2009, 3:09 PM

Unfortunatly all things must end. on Feb 19, 2009, 12:10 AM

Well, this ends... when I say it ends.... on Feb 19, 2009, 11:09 AM

Backstage Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:50 PM

mwhahaha.... on Feb 14, 2009, 5:42 PM

The Ripper vs Devilz Child!. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:51 PM

An open letter to a demoness. on Feb 2, 2009, 10:50 PM

A very public reply. Devilz Child on Feb 2, 2009, 11:46 PM

Gimmie Gimmie BLOODSHED!. on Feb 5, 2009, 12:17 AM

Patience, it will come. Devilz Child on Feb 5, 2009, 1:18 PM

How to patiently dislocate a knee. on Feb 7, 2009, 10:31 PM

Patience does wear out quickly. Devilz Child on Feb 11, 2009, 3:53 PM

Like an unwitting alibi, or an improvised shiv. on Feb 16, 2009, 10:56 PM

Yes, exactly like that. Devilz Child on Feb 19, 2009, 6:31 PM

Good. (Stabs with shiv until it wears thin) HA HA HA HA!. on Feb 19, 2009, 10:51 PM

Blast, you've got me! *fake stumbles about, ala Uma Thurman in Kill Bill vol 2*. Devilz Child on Feb 20, 2009, 9:31 PM

I always loved cartoon death scenes. on Mar 7, 2009, 6:05 PM

Open Segment:. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:51 PM
Main Event: Gojinn vs Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jan 31, 2009, 4:52 PM

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn nanananananaaaaaaa. Gojinn on Jan 31, 2009, 10:18 PM

A big match for a small show.. Jack E Breaker on Feb 1, 2009, 8:44 AM

Looks to me that the show just got a whole lot bigger. ? ? on Feb 1, 2009, 11:19 AM

This match is so chock full of beef it's busting at the seams!. King of Mystery? on Feb 1, 2009, 11:47 AM

Leave a match open and the world will join.... Gojinn on Feb 1, 2009, 12:04 PM

Yeah well.... Jack E Breaker on Feb 1, 2009, 1:19 PM

wellity wellity wellity!!. The Shade on Feb 1, 2009, 3:31 PM

Are those titles the best you two can come up with? Let's try a little harder shall we? :P. Viper on Feb 8, 2009, 10:34 AM

They're just lazy these days.. Gojinn on Feb 8, 2009, 9:27 PM

These days? I've been lazy since before you were born!!! wait..what year were you born?. The Shade on Feb 12, 2009, 4:27 PM

You're older. We'll go with that.. King Gojinn on Mar 3, 2009, 6:19 PM

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