Yes, Sadly.. how's bout "Booyakasha!" Nope, that sucks too
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Turning, Astin quickly lunges.. trying to recapture Kaly's leg...she pulls it away from harm just as he lands face first on the canvas...Astin is not deterred however as he lashes out his arms, trying to catch her legs...Kaly crawling backwards on her hands....trying to get away......though Astin gets her ankle!...Only to get a hard kick to the face by her free leg...The mighty tinman holds on....but Kaly continues to kick him in the face until he's finally forced to let go, to grab his nose in pain..
JR: Another kick like that and he'd look like Michael Jackson
King: Michael Jackson jokes are passé JR. Ten years ago and they were already dated. Enough already.
JR: I'm sorry I'm not popular or in know as far as the hippitty hop goes King.. I go with what I know.
King: Oo!
Kaly has taken but a moment to rest her leg...but she knows she can't spend too much time nursing it...so she struggles to her feet as Astin has made it to his feet...looking the other way...still clutching his nose...The Blonde Bombshell leaps into action....jumping on Astin's back she locks in a dragon clutch...
Astin is running around with Kalysto on his back....desperately trying to fight out of it..He's blue in the face already at this point..first he rams himself and thusly her...back first into the corner turnbuckle.....at first she simply cinches it in tighter...after very nearly passing out from the increase in pressure....Astin makes one last ditch effort...rushing to the other side of the ring...turning at the last moment....and driving Kaly full force into the turnbuckle......loosening her hold on him just enough for him to flip her over head and depositing her directly on her ass...
Looking straight ahead with his eyes clouded over...Astin throws a few stiff punches into the air...trying to fight it off....before falling flat on his face....
JR: Oo!
King: I believe the correct term in this case would be WOo!
JR: Both competitors are down here and the clock is counting down...
King: You're talking about the clock? There's still plenty of time left JR...
JR: TIME IS FLEETING!
King: BAH!
JR: What about these lumberjacks King....they seem to be getting antsy....they've seen some action in this match already....though I don't think they're through...not by a long shot..
King: Why the lame small talk?
JR: So we don't have dead air while these two get up...
King: I see..Good thing they're getting up then eh?
JR: Indeed...
Kalysto is getting to her feet first...using the ropes to help her support her leg...knee wobbling quite a bit....Astin on the other hand getting up as well...still fairly dazed....but he comes to his senses in an instant at just the right moment...Seeing the back of Kaly's leg as she continues to try and steady herself.....he dives at it....clipping her leg right out from under her and sending her spinning like a top before crashing to the mat...
JR: He's like a shark that smells blood in the water!
King: Or me at a high school prom!
JR: That's not funny...in fact...it's kind of disturbing..
King: Is it? Oh well....
Astin back to his feet....he grabs Kalysto by the injured leg and yanks her to the center of the ring...pulling and kicking at that knee as he does it....
JR: Setting up for the figure four here....
But Kalysto manages to grab Astin by the hair...she yanks him over in what at first appears to be a small package....however she rolls through to a standing position....now holding Astin's legs....she tries to turn him over....can she? can she? SHE DOES!!
JR: KALYSTO HAS THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF LOCKED IN ON ASTIN!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
That doesn't stop Astin from trying however....with a tremendous show of strength....he manages to crawl halfway across the ring on his hands...Pulling Kalysto with him....he tries to reach out and grab the ropes....only for his fingers to graze the bottom rope before Kaly yanks him back to the center of the ring....
Shaking his head no.....Astin has no choice...he taps!!
JR: THAT'S IT!! KALYSTO HAS MADE RICK ASTIN SUBMIT.... THE SCORE IS NOW 1-0 IN KALYSTO'S FAVOR!!
King: NO!!
JR: The match is not over yet King...
King: OHHH THATS RIGHT! HE'LL MAKE UP THE SCORE!! HE WILL! HE RULES!
JR: Does he pay you?
King: Yeah...
JR: You should be ashamed.
King: I would...but money is a great cure for shame...
