Explosions rocket all around the arena signaling the beginning to the international pay per view, Anarchy In The UK!! The music blasts from the equally monsterous pa system while the cameras pan through the sold out arena and over the screaming fans whose cheering is already at a deafening level! The pyros continue to explode over and over again as the trons explode with life flashing the images of cities thrown into chaos, inciting the fans to near riot!
Then when the fans are ready to implode, the stage suddenly erupts with the biggest explosion of pyros yet, blinding the fans in the entire arena!!
J.R: "Welcome to Anarchy In The UK! Folks tonight we've gone across the Atlantic to Merry ol England but for the superstars competing tonight, it's going to be anything but merry!"
King: "Got that right, it's going to be Anarchy! The fans couldn't even wait till the show began tonight as we saw from the riotous reception that the superstars got at Heathrow the moment they walked off their planes and towards their waiting cars! They were welcomed like like rock and roll royalty! And you know I know a royal welcome when i see one. You'd have thought the Beatles had just arrived in America, just the other way around!"
J.R: "Wrestling royalty is more like it and tonight our fans are going to have the pleasure of watching their favorite stars compete in one star filled card! Everyone is here along with a few surprises!"
King: "What's surprising, to me at least is that we'll here from BOTH Dwf general managers, both John Marlow and Kevin Mckain are here and both men have alot to say. Marlow stepped on Mckain's toes regarding some action he took against Big Biz over the Strikezone Championship title that is under Mckain's jurisdiction! Now you know that Mckain didn't take that well and Mr. Mckain isn't the sort of man to take anything laying down, this should be good. It'll be Anarchy I tell ya!"
J.R: "If it's anarchy these fans want, then anarchy is what they'll get with this match! The Aggression championship will be awarded tonight courtesy of Mr Marlow. One lucky superstar will win the title and represent an entire brand but it won't be easy since Mr. Marlow made it a Ladder match! Only question left is who will it be? Who is going to be the sole survivor to take home the championship gold!?"
King: "We've got The Wyld One, the one and only Wyldchylde competing, the monsterous high profile superstar, Big Biz, The equally massive powerhouse, Kane 2K will be on hand to lend some firepower, Mr Van Halen will be in this match along with a mystery partner."
J.R: "Then we've got the Holy Warrior, Gideon who you know is going to mix it right up with the big men AND if that's Anarchy enough, we've got a new stable by the name of The Outcasts that'll be throwing their muscle and talents into this dance."
King: "Noone really knows who the Outcasts are but after this match, I don't think there'll be anyone left that won't know their names."
J.R: "Names are what Anarchy is all about, The Emerald Flame, Big Joe will be here tonight and the rumour mill has been churning with news that he may be defending his newly won, Hardcore title and there's another rumour that if it's true, the challenger will be someone that the Flame knows quite well"
King: "Here's another name that's been known to create anarchy whereever he goes, the man that holds all the money in the bank, Undead Enigma! That guy scares me like you wouldn't believe!"
J.R: "He should, Enigma's history is a vast and bloody one, the man is driven to win and as cold as ice! But given the rest of the card, he'll be in fine company especially when we see two of the most dangerous women anywhere battle it out for the IC championship and in a Graveyard Match! . Of course i'm talking about Devilz Child and Viper, two superstars notorious and feared for their viciousness and skill both in the ring and out!"
King: "That's going to be one for the books! Both women fight like lionesses, no lions, no dragons! I can't even describe the ferocity of these ladies and they smell good too!"
J.R: "Careful King, you try to get close enough to sniff their perfume, they'll either break your nose or rip it right off"
King: holding nose "I'll remember that. Then joining the ladies in this bloodbath are two of the most decorated ring veterans of all time, Jack E. Breaker and Damien Death! This match isn't just for gold people, it's personal! These men will kill eachother if they get half a chance especially that Damien, he's another one that scares me. I haven't seen a feud this heated since, I can't even remember when!"
J.R: "I'll second that and here's another match that will keep the anarchy in full blaze, The Real Brothers Of Destruction are teaming up with The Boom against the Brotherhood! Who would have thought it after their most recent clashes?"
King: "I would have. The Brotherhood have been asking for trouble and now it looks like they've found it in the teaming of The Boom and TRBOD!"
J.R: "Speaking of blazes, the High Profile Superstar Big Biz is set to meet and try to beat the Holy Warrior, Gideon in a Lake Of Fire match! These superstars are just not playing"
King: "Playing with fire if you ask me. Do you remember what happened the last time they faced off like this?? Someone is going to get burned and burned bad!"
J.R: "Try third degree burns. This entire pay per view promises to be explosive with all of the volatile superstars set to detonate this mother of a show!"
