DWF PRESENTS: ANARCHY IN THE U.K.!!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



LIVE FROM LONDON, ENGLAND!!!!







Once the singing of God Bless the Queen came to an end and the procession of the Royal Regiment of Guards filed off the stage, the excited crowds broke into thunderous applause when the lights dimmed and explosions rocketed all around the arena signaling the beginning to the international pay per view, Anarchy In The UK!!

The music blasts from the monsterous pa system while the cameras panned all throughout the sold out arena and over the screaming British fans whose cheering was already at a fevered pitch!! The pyros continued to explode over and over again as the twin trons exploded with life flashing the images of riots and chaos erupting in graphic detail!

Then when the fans were ready to implode when the stage suddenly burst into the biggest explosion of pyros yet, blinding the fans in the entire arena!! With the pyros still exploding, the cameras went to the announcer's table initiating the start of the show!


J.R: "Welcome to Anarchy In The UK! Folks tonight we've come across the Atlantic once again to Merry ol' England but for the superstars competing tonight, it's going to be outright Anarchy!!"

King: "Damn straight! This event is a powerkeg that's set to go off and even the Dwf hasn't taken any chances, they've enlisted a huge battalion of riot police that are ready to be deployed at a moment's notice and with good reason, have you seen the card tonight?!"

J.R: "Indeed I have! We've got the dangerous and controversial Damien Death defending his Undisputed World title against the Wyld-One and for the Wyldchylde, it's all or nothing!"

King: "It gives me chills just thinking about what those two icons are going to do to each other to possess that title!! But that's not all, we've got another ring legend making his return to the ring, Jack E. Breaker!"

J.R: "This is the announcement that rocked the wrestling world, Jack's return to the ring after suffering what was thought as a career ending bout against Cerberus! I really hope Jack knows what he's doing in going against the Intimidator and one half of the Tag champions, Kade!"

King: "I'm going to keep my eyes glued to that one as well especially when Kade is set to be in action against the Aggression champion, Gideon in a hellacious match of his twisted creation, the Demon's Inferno Match!"

J.R: "What a night this is going to be! Gideon is also set to represent the Aggression brand earlier in the show and will do so when he faces Strikezone champion, Mr Van Halen in a brand superiority match and BOTH brand General managers will be in their corners! There could even be a battle between both Mckain and Bitchoff given their last meeting! This is a must see! What's also interesting is that Kade has been named the special referee in this bout! Kade is making good on his promise to be Gideon's Guardian Demon and you can't really blame him, he's got a vested interest in making sure Gideon makes it to their match"

King: "Or it's something else, call it King's intuition but something is not adding up here, regardless, we've got special segments and interviews with the world's best! We've got a visit from our president, Candice Fairchild, two debuts, Mr. Tony Vendetti and Frying Pan Joe!! Aren't they from?"

J.R: "Yes, yes they are, surprising to say the least"

King: "I for one can't wait to see what the Frying Pan Joe is cooking! Maybe he'll let us sample his gourmet dishes"

J.R: "Nor can I and maybe. Which would be great when we hear the gospel from Rage and Nobody, lord save us! You can be sure that the Commissioner may be watching this segment with great interest giving the trio's recent altercations and confrontations. They left such an impression on the Commissioner that he ordered Rage and Nobody to battle each other in a Last Man standing match! This is going to be barbaric given the size of both men and their mutual love of destruction! There's even a note here that both Rage and Nobody went to President Candice Fairchild to have her make this a No Interference match up, that means that everyone is barred from interfering in any way shape or form. It's going to be hell!"

King: "We may need a detail of riot police to guard us for that one! Here's another guy that may need some protection, Marco Ramirez, who hasn't been seen since his battles with Enigma, he's got something to announce so you know you won't want to miss this. Yeah! Here's a favorite of mine Viper is set to say a few words, I can't wait for that either! I bet you that the Commissioner will be paying attention to that segment too! Priceless."

J.R: "I'm sure he will given their past history. Which brings us to another match that came as a total surprise, The Shade will battle Devin Reilly, a former GTWF champion in a match that will be the talk of both promotions!"

King: "I hear it already is, you can bet superstars from both sides are going to be watching this pay per view. And if you want something else to talk about, Kane 2000 is going to go extreme on his brother Jason and it's for the Hardcore championship! Retribution seems to be in order and we may see quite a bit of that tonight! If you don't believe me, we'll be seeing a triple threat match pitting Strikezone champion, Mr Van Halen take on Mr Smash and Steve Jones!"

J.R: "Then what are we waiting for?! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great honor to say, ANARCHY IN THE UK IS LIVE!!"



Posted on Jul 12, 2008, 9:11 PM

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