Ok, no, sorry, I lied. That would obviously be too easy, which is why we have to drag this insanely late post on.
Whipser
I know. You dont care about all this. Still have to do it.
Whipser
Its my job.
Whipser
Im not getting paid?
Whipser
And Im ripping off Ricks gimmick?!
Whipser
And doing it poorly? Thats harsh.
Whipser
Lawsuit you say..?
Whipser
Maybe we should stop then.
Whipser
Fine! Just watch the stupid tape..
This is it! Gojinn has to have it! The Shade is at a total disadvantage, and pinned to the mat like this, theres no way he can................
KICKOUT!!!!!!!
Gojinn flops onto his back and rolls away, his eyes ready to pop from the head that was slowly turning red in fury. Suddenly, he slammed a hand on the mat, and began pulling himself up to a standing position with the aid of the ring ropes. The Shade uses his kick out as an opportunity to roll away and get some distance to get to a standing base again. Gojinn notices Shade attempting to get to his feet and looks to spear him!!! He charges and lowers his shoulder, only to find THE SHADE SUDDENLY REACTING AND LEAPING FREE OF THE TARGET PATH, SENDING GOJINN THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE MATS BELOW!!!!!!!!!
Gojinn lands flat on his face and slides several feet.He rolls over, winded, but not out yet. The Shade takes a moment to regroup, while Gojinn seems to get even more furious. Something has taken over, and hes looking to kill!!!
Gojinn reaches under the ring and produces a steel chair!
You want some mother bleeeeeeeep!!!?!?????!!!! Come get some! Im gonna smash your skull to pieces and take that belt with me!
Gojinn leaps into the ring and quickly jumps to his feet, still favoring his injuries, before swinging the chair like a goddamn base ball bat!!! The chair collides with the turnbuckle at first, as the shade dives out of the way. Gojinn turns and lifts it again, slamming it on the mat as the Shade rolls now! Gojinn raises it again, but this time the shade rolls towards him and trips his legs up!!! Gojinn drops the chair and falls to one knee!! The Shade jumps to his feet and hits a small package!!!
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KICKOUT!!!!
Gojinn breaks free and screams in a rage!
JACK!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHbleeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!
He climbs to his feet, and shoves the Shade away, quickly scooping that chair up again! He turns towards the ramp, and then back towards the Shade, who happens to be making his way to his feet! Gojinn turns and reactively swings the chair, only to have the referee step in the way telling him not to!!!!
KABLAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!
The ref is out, and Gojinn is just left staring with a malicious look on his face at the referee hes just laid out! Meanwhile, the Shade runs in and spears Gojinn to the mat! Crying out, Gojinn flips the shade off of him and clutches his ribs, grunting in anger, his blood boiling with a hatred for Jack E. Breaker- the man whos abandoned this match on him.
Viper: Gojinn doesnt seem all too happy.
Tazz: Get down!
Cole: Already hiding beneath the desk
Viper: Amateurs...
Gojinn grabs the bottom rope and tries his best to climb up, only to find the Shade impeding his progress with repeated stomps, holding him to the mat. Gojinn yells out several times, but with no referee to stop the beating, nor a means of defense, Gojinn is left helpless to be stomped repeatedly! The Shades strategy appears to be working out, as a motionless Gojinn simply breathes in and out, blinking his eyes weakly, though the anger is still clearly present. The Shade lifts Gojinn, pushing him to the corner, before dropping down and pulling the middle ropes, thrusting with all his might, his shoulder to Gojinns gut. The King drops down a bit, only to be lifted again. The Shade repeats the shoulder thrust, weakening Gojinn once more, before pulling back to examine the damage. Gojinn is barely standing, and with Shade staring him down, it appears that Gojinn is about to be dropped!!!
BUT THE KING SUDDENLY SNAPS TO AFTER A RIGHT HAND!!! HE GLARES DOWN THE SHADE, AS THE SHADE HAMMERS HIM AGAIN! GOJINN GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE, BUT LOOKS BACK UP, SPITTING BLOOD TO THE MAT!!! THE SHADE, UNWAIVERED, GRABS HIS HAIR AND THROWS HIM BACK TO THE CORNER, HITTING A SHOULDER BLOCK / RIGHT HAND CYCLE!!!
GOJINN CATCHES THE RIGHT HAND AND SHOVES THE SHADE, QUICKLY LEANING DOWN AND GRABBING THE CHAIR!! HE SWINGS FOR THE SHADE, AND MISSES NARROWLY, CHASING HIS OPPONENT FROM THE RING ALTOGETHER, BEFORE DROPPING THE CHAIR AND RACING FOR THE BACK!!!
Gojinn makes it up the ramp and through the curtain as the crowd, the Shade, Viper, and our announce team watch over the monitors and tron.
The King limps quickly through the back, grabbing a large steel pipe as he walks. Many begin clearing the path, seeing a bloodied and angry Gojinn walking around wielding a pipe. He looks around and looks around but spots nothing and begins heading for the garage area. His eyes go wide, fixing on a figure of a man getting into a car to drive away!!! Its not clear if this is Jack, nor any one else on the roster, but the King sees the brake lights come off and the car squeal away before he can react.
All he can do, IS LEAN BACK AND WING THE PIPE AS HARD AS HE CAN SIDEWAYS, SHATTERING THE BACK WINDSHIELD AS THE CAR PEELS OFF AROUND THE CORNER, LEAVING GOJINN IN THE WIND!
BREAKER!!!! Im gonna kill you!!!!
Gojinn turns and the camera simply fixes on him, as this match seems to have come to a no-contest here. He turns and begins to walk away, as the night seems to have wrapped up...
