And arrive the champ does, wearing rubber boots, ratty overalls and carrying a large bucket of slop!!
The Shade feigns slopping the crowd...scaring the shit out of them...but that's ok...cause the arena was already full of the stench...from the pig manure!
Putting the bucket o'slop down the Shade enters the HogPen...the mud squishing under his feet, the champion unclips his championship and passes it off to the ref who holds it high....then puts it aside outside the pen....
The ref gives the signal and this fight is on!! Conner moves in quick with a right hand...only for the Shade to block it and fire back with...A SNOT ROCKET!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!!
JR: AWWW..that's just not right..
King: HIS MOUTH WAS OPEN!!!
As Conner tries to wipe off the snot....The Shade comes running with a clothesline!! Conner senses it coming and takes him over with a body toss!! Sending the Shade flying into the muck!!
Conner tries to keep the advantage...going for some mounted punches!!
Vicious right hands here just knocking the Shade silly!! Of course the Shade is not about to let this stand....grabbing himself a handful of mud...he slaps it into Conner's face!!
JR: Oo!!
King: HIS MOUTH WAS OPEN AGAIN!! MWWYUCK!!!
Conner knocked back from the mudpieface...Allows the Shade to get up...rushing shoulder first at the challenger the champion takes him to the ground and again starts grabbing that mud and stuffing it into Conner's face!!
JR: Are we sure that's all mud?
King: No..the pigs were allowed in that part of the pen earlier....
