Out comes none other than Aggression Champion the Shade!! Wearing a finely pressed suit...Feathered hair popping out the top of the mask...
"Let's just cut to the chase here....You and all these bulbous gelatinous sycophant fans know that Aggression is without a doubt the superior brand simply due to the fact I am on it...let alone the fact that I am the single best champion in all of DWF bar none."
Fans - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"Just because you all want to sleep with her doesn't make her the best...I'm the best and you know it."
Fans - BOOOOOOOOOOOOX2!
"So as I said, lets just get this over with and hand the award straight to me. I am the face of aggression and I am the reason it's where it's at...as opposed to Eric Bitchoff who pretty much does nothing around here like the rest of DWF management."
