It was that or Crazy Horse but then typical Hung jokes would ensue.
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With one vicious swipe of his massive arm he batted The Shade off of him and got to his fours gagging and heaving.
King: I think I'm going to be sick.
JR: Looks like the Warchief is doing it enough for everyone here!
On his fours now he dry vomits again as The Shade again rushes back for a running kick to his head. Unfortunately his feet were batted out from underneath him as he too did a face plant missing a pile of the smelly muddy stuff. Conner was back on his feet still gagging when the Shade got his fours and laughed.
" Ha ha! I didn't get any in my face!!"
Mouth wide open from such laughter Conner looked down at him and finally let loose the technicolored burp splattering it all over the Shades head and face. The masses now sickened let out the unified "UGHHHHHH!" as Shade sat back wiping his eyes and nose spitting out Conner's lunch and muddy fecal matter. Both were staggering about the pen trying to regain their bearings and get some semblance of a match back in play.
JR: ......... not even my Bar-B-Q sauce can help that taste in their mouths.
King: (gagging himself)
JR: Try stay with me here King.
Conner finally grabbed Shade by the face and squeezed hard digging his thumbs into his eyes pushing him back against the fence trying to fold him in half. He was right pissed off now but then again who wouldn't be after getting a mouthful of crap and mud, or for that matter being puked on when their mouth was open as well. Shade brought up a knee driving it right into Conner's mommy daddy button.
Shade wiped his eyes and walked over driving a double axehandle blow to the back of Conner's skull and then grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and jean shorts driving him head first into one of the fence posts.
JR: The Aggression Champion displaying such aggression.
King: Gee that sounded like you really worked hard on that one JR.
JR: Blame the drunk writing this shit.
Shade followed up with a knee to the back of Conner's head causing the fence post to let out that thick woody thud. Shade was feeling rather penisy when he displayed a cocky grin and then followed up with a series of prickish kicks and stomps. Grabbing a handful of hair Shade pulled the challenger to his feet and dropped him with a scoop slam and followed through will more knee drops and for shits and giggles climbed the fence and leapt off with an elbow drop driving the point into Conner's throat.
