Time For an announcement...

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The arena was filled with the sounds of Eric Bitchoff's theme music as the Aggression General Manager stepped out onto the stage, a large smile on his face. Clad in his black jeans and a zipped up black leather jacket. His smile still plastered across his face, Bitchoff began making his way down to the ring, occasionally stopping to 'throw punches' at certain fans.

As the General Manager slipped into the ring, he made his way over to Lillian, taking her microphopne before shooing her out of the ring.

"Yes, yes, what a night you kids have had. You got to see a GM of the Year named. Wasn't THAT exciting! Ya feel like you got your money's worth, gettin to see a pair of officials strut around this ring like they were somnething... important? Come on people, you can feel free to boo the little stroke fest they were having. Much like the canned applause at a StrikeZone event, we all know you would rather just get to the good stuff. Am I right?"

"Well how about this for an announcement, and Candice, I really hope you are paying attention to this one. You people in the office want statements, you want actions, all you really want is someone to kiss your fucking asses. So I have taken it upon myself to create, three new championships, Ladies if you will."

On his cue, a quartet of blond women came walking out each one carrying a championship hidden in a canvas bag. Each bag was labeled "World", "US", And "Tag Team". As the women neared the ring, bitchoff came over, holding the ring ropes open for them, allowing the ladies to enter. Upon entering, the women paraded around the ring before coming to a stop.

"You see, I am tired. I am tired of the stupid politics and posturing of certain idiots and their own feelings of self importance. And while I am fairly certain that the DWF will not honor these belts, rest assured, Aggression will. However first, I would like to ask some people who I have been meeting with to come on out to the ring."

(Closed to all but the people who know what this is about)

Posted on Jun 23, 2009, 7:31 PM

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