I could see you as a crazy horse...you were already a crazy dog...
by Rick Astin
Keeping his elbow stuck in Conner's throat...The Shade goes for the cover!!
The ref drops to all fours and slaps his hand into the muck!!
ONEUUUUUGGHH?
looking at his hand disgusted the ref shakes it off and continues his count...
TWO!!!
Conner kicks out!!
The ref quickly bends himself over the side of the pen and begins to use a hose to wash his hands off...
The Shade grabs Conner by the base of the neck and proceeds to pull him back...looking to flip him into the little side compartment where the pigs are..
Conner manages to hold on to the wood barrier!! The Shade tries to force him over...only for Conner to fire off a few quick elbow shots to his gut...forcing him to let go...then grabs the Shade by the base of HIS neck...and tosses him right over and in there with the pigs!!
PIGS: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
JR: I hope none of those hogs got hurt by that!!
King: What about the shade!!
JR: It's his job to get hurt...those innocent little hogs are destined for better things...
King: Like what?
JR: Getting covered in my BBQ sauce!! MMMMM-lickslips-MMMMMM
King: Oo!!
The Shade thrashes around in the pig shit as the pigs go wild with fear!! Finally the Shade is able to get out of the side compartment and leap back into the main pen!! Only Conner was waiting for him!! CATCHING THE CHAMPION WITH A VICIOUS POWERSLAM INTO THE MUD!!
Going for the cover....Conner yells at the ref to come count.....the ref reluctantly begins his count!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
The ref goes to wash his hands again as this match continues!!
