Poor Baby Can't Stop Crying So He Won't Show It In Public! Awwww.

by Kevin McKain






And with that, Bitchoff was abrubptly cut off, replaced by the Tron of the StrikeZone General Manager himself, Kevin McKain. Money rained down from the ceiling, fake bills obviously, but that didn't stop the cheers. Fans all over the arena were going wild! Finally, the man himself stepped through the curtain, a standing ovation at this point. Smiling, hands behind his back, he wore a white button up shirt, untucked from his jeans, and a nice business jacket with sneakers. He looked down to the ring, eyeing the Aggression champion. Shade looked back, not surprised by the appearance of Kevin McKain, but more possibly the psychotic grin he wore. McKain stepped to the top of the ramp, and then looked to his right, slowly pulling his right arm outward from behind his back, feigning shock at the sight of a wood baseball bat! Grinning like a maniac at this point, McKain begins down the ramp towards the ring, pointing the Louisville Slugger at his head! The Shade tells him to stay away, and then backs away himself before McKain full out sprints for the ring and slides in, chasing the Shade from the ring altogether!!!

McKain stands victorius in the ring and pulls a mic from his jacket, laughing.

Some Champ you've got for Aggression, 'Bitch'! You know, it's funny, you like to talk a big game there champ, but when management like ME comes to do something about your ego- you run like a coward!

The Shade seems less than thrilled with the speech.

And Bitchoff, just because you suck at your job- and don't even show up to take care of your roster or show, doesn't mean I'm a kiss ass. I'm out there setting people straight and getting control on MY show. Meanwhile YOU'VE got trash talking brand champions who can't stand up to REAL MEN. That's another problem- a real man would show up to accept defeat. Instead, you're off crying in the back about how you SUCK at your job.

So if Shade doesn't have another way for me to verbally bitchslap him around somemore, and Bitchoff is done talking to a camera, I believe Mr. Blade here, is about to award me a big ass trophy!

Lowering the Mic, McKain turned his attention to Blade, keeping his eye out on the Shade.....

Posted on Jun 25, 2009, 12:01 AM

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