Indeed, mind you, Thailand, it'll be 28 degrees at 9 AM! BEAT THAT!!!
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Luckily for all three of them, their insurance will cover all the injuries that might be received from this brutal match, Van Halen is starting to stir around, WildCard is pulling himself against Van Halen, sneaking a possible attack and Kane2000 smartly pulls himself against the cage wall. Kane2000 then pulls up, walks towards Van Halen, uppercuts him and staggers back a bit, WildCard then punches Kane2000 and staggers back a bit, European Uppercut by Van Halen and he staggers back a bit, then the punching triangle begins before WildCard rakes Van Halen in the eyes, gives Kane2000 a jawbreaker and throws Van Halen into Kane2000, knocking them into the cage wall. WildCard now grabs Van Halen, clubs him with the lefts and rights before suplexing him onto the mat. He then pulls Kane2000 and hits a T-Bone suplex into the cage wall. Before leaping over the barricade and then salutes the fans, he then receives a chair from one of the fans and stands it up, before climbing to the top of the chair. He then starts to clap the fans and then two of them set chairs up before high-fiving the masked vigilante, who is the current holder of two hardcore title belts.
They then ask him if they can give him a boost, then WildCard thinks this idea through and asks the fans for a boost, they then put him onto their shoulders, Kane2000 and Van Halen get back up, stirring as to what might happen next and WildCard leapt off the fans and a double cross-body block knocked them two off their feet again, before running round the cage and high-fiving everyone! He then started to climb up the cage wall, Van Halen now clubbed at WildCard before he nailed Van Halen with the elbows and Van Halen fell off the cage wall, Kane2000 then started to pour thumb tacks onto and then began to light up an announce table before nodding to Van Halen who then climbed back up and low blowed WildCard, who is feeling woozy from that cheap shot, but still held onto the cage.
The New Prophecy members then pulled him down and a double atomic drop before Kane2000 and Van Halen decided to grab WildCard by the throat and then a double chokeslam sent him through the announce table which had flames and thumb tacks, surely... SURELY, put WildCard out of the match.
DW: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME MIKE!!!
CW: I believe, the term is... YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!! Come on, being put through an announce table which not only was covered with thumbtacks, BUT was also set on FIRE!! Guys, Kane2000 and Van Halen must be thinking of a chase to the top!!
MT: WildCard is surely out of this!!
Kane2000 and Van Halen then instantly started to punch the hell out of each other before a stinging uppercut sent Van Halen rocking, Kane2000 started to climb back up but was pulled down and Van Halen kneed him in the gut before another uppercut, then started to clumb up the cage. Kane2000 then dropkicked him in the back before throwing him into the barricade. Kane2000 now started to climb up the wall, meanwhile, EMT's attended to WildCard, who was motionless from that assault, people willing him on, trying to get him back into the match, purely on adrenalin more than anything. Kane2000 now started to pull his way back up to cage number two, before looking down and saw Van Halen start his climb.
Kane2000 then smirked and hid round a table, Van Halen then climbed up to the second cage and thought that Kane2000 prematurely gave up on the chase, so he began the climb to the third, Kane2000 then ran round and threw a steel chair at Van Halen before grabbing the staple gun, nailing Van Halen in the head before throwing him into the cage wall and then three splashes followed by a stiff clothesline might have done enough. Kane2000 now climbed up the second cage wall and then climbed up to the third, Van Halen now starts to pull his way up before throwing a screwdriver at Kane2000's heel. He then pulled his way up and speared Kane2000 before stabbing him in the arm with the screwdriver, then grabs a steel chair and a chair shot across the back. They battle on the third cage, knowing that the gold shield and ultimate championship glory is only 22 feet away!
Both men then nailed each other and Kane2000 threw him into the cage wall before climbing to the wall and Van Halen now started to race up, looking to meet him there. WildCard now staggers to his feet and started to climb up the first cage wall, determined to not lose on this match. Kane2000 and Van Halen now meet up at the top of the third cage, a ladder attached to the side, knowing that they have to put that in place and Kane2000 and Van Halen now stare each other down, before they run to the middle and they exchange rights and lefts. WildCard now progresses up to the second cage and continues his climb. Kane2000 tried the Yakuza Kick, missed and Van Halen with a chop block before walking towards the ladder, a low blow with the screwdriver from Kane2000 made sure that he didn't win this one!
