Ok, I think that's gone on far enough
by Guy Fierce -DWF VP-Guy Fierce, our resident VP of all things VPish....gets up from the announce table and shouts at the top of his lungs!
"STTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!"
The gaggle of wrestlers and announcers and fans that are still awake look at him in astonishment!!
"This crap has gone out of hand and I'm officially tossing my weight around by aborting this turd before we all choke on the afterbirth..."
JR: Oo!
"SHUT IT DOWN!"
Everyone continues to stare at him..
"I said SHUT IT DOWN!!"
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Cole: BUT THE FANS!!
"Don't worry...I'll organize a REAL damned Legends match....for now lets just shoot this dead horse before it tramples us any further!"
Cole: THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!
"AND YOU!! YOU'RE GONNA BE BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!!"
Cole, Mike Tyson, Gary Coleman, JBL, Judy Bagwell, etc,etc,etc,etc: WHO ME?
"YES!! ALL OF YOU!!...aside from the regular commentary team"
King: WOO!
737: BUT WHO WON?
"I think it's safe to say at this point that WE ALL LOST!!"
Astin: Even me?
"ESPECIALLY YOU!!"
Astin: Oo!!
and with that...the lights go out!!
"Hold on a second...now I can't see...turn the lights back on so we can empty the arena......but for the love of god get these people out of the ring"
Posted on Jul 26, 2009, 3:19 PM
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