Ooooohhh a Kitteh.... wait a second, I'm allergic to fuckin Cats...
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The lights in the arena fade to black as the industrial sounds of "Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge blares over the P.A system. Then when the guitars kick in, Pyro shoots up out of the stage and an eerie red glow falls upon the arena. Jonny Flamez steps out from behind the curtain to a decent ovation from the crowd. He stands at the top of the Ramp and looks around the crowd, then he steps back behind the curtain. He re-emerges with a Trash can full of goodies and with it in one hand raises it above his head. The crowds goes nuts at this site. He begins making his way down the ramp and to the ring. Wearing a pair of cut-off Camo pants and a sleeveless White Zombie T-shirt, he looks ready for his first match here in the D.W.F.
Kade: "Introducing first, from The Land of Make Believe, Weighing in at 4 Pit Bulls and 3 3/4 Squirrels Jonny Flamez!"
Jonny eyeballs Kade with a smirk on his face, he should have known something like that was going to happen. He launches his trash can over the top rope to the ring, and then begins to search under the ring for more objects of fun. He proceeds to pull out a Table and a couple of steel chairs. He tosses the chairs over the top rope as well, and slides the Table under the bottom rope. He then hops up onto the ring apron and then steps into the Squared Circle. He walks over and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms. He hops down, and then the lights fade back to white as he picks up a Kendo Stick in which he had in his Trash can, the music fades out as he stands at the far side of the ring awaiting Nobody.
