Cole: "Welcome to Aggression and The Pepsi Center in beautiful Denver Colorado! I'm Michael Cole and with me is Jerry 'The King' Lawler!"
King: "Cole what a night this is going to be, not only are the cream of the wrestling crop here with us tonight, we're about to get two huge announcements from both the Dwf President and the Executive General Manager!"
Cole: I can't wait to hear what they have to say and you know there's going to be reactions from the roster, both good and bad."
King:"Hope it's all good or we're going to have a riot right here in the arena! But you know that the superstars themselves have something to say and it's coming in the form of the new Dwf tag team champions, Nobody and Rage!"
Cole:"The crowds definitely want to hear what those two have to say, somehow, some way they're really over with the fans"
King: "Tha's because those two have fun no matter what they're doing like annoying the brass or beating on different members of the roster. You just never know what they're going to say or do next!"
Cole: "You know that's right and here's a match that no one expected and that's the match between Devilz Child and Kane 2000! This match isn't just for a title, it's become personal and instigated by Hell's Princess herself!"
King: "I hate to say it but Kane has had his hands full with the women of the Dwf and i don't mean that in a good way, in the way yours truly often enjoys. He's faced Viper and now Devilz Child, either Kane loves bad girls or he's crazy considering how bad those two women can be"
Cole: "I don't envy him one bit, i've had enough close calls with those two, and it wasn't fun."
King: "Haha bladder give out a little?"
Cole: "I don't know what you're talking about but here's something you could be talking about, the triple threat for the Intercontinental championship and it's going to be the champion, Kade! The Ripper! (shudders) and Mr. Van Halen!"
King: "Afraid of the Ripper Cole?"
Cole: "King, that man is just not right, if you're not, you should be"
King: "No man would dare assault the King"
Cole: "Haha that's because the women have and didn't leave anything for the men"
King: "Take that back!"
Cole: "No! Now about Mr. Van Halen, he's facing his teammate Smash for the title! Trouble in the New Prophecy?"
King: "Those two have had their share of confrontations, all of them in fact i think have. I'd attribute it to too many strong personalties."
Cole: "You mean egos"
King: "Your words not mine"
Cole: "Well here we go, the show is starting!"
King: "LIVE FROM THE PEPSI ARENA, AGGRESSION IS LIVE!"