The fans were going wild as the nWo's theme began to play and the lights cut out illuminating the stage in strobes of black, white and red but when the pyros began to fire, the music was abruptly replaced by Superbeast sendin' the crowds instantly sprang to their feat when a huge silouette appeared behind one of two frosted glass partitions on the left of the stage! The crowds knew exactly whose shadow that was and as the hard rocking riffs gripped the fans by their shorthairs, the music quickly melded into Whatever and another silouette appeared by a glass partition on the right of the stage gripping the crowds by the throats!
But then, the music changed again to Ac/Dc's Highway to Hell and that sent the crowds into a frenzy!
MC: "Here they come, the two time Dwf Tag team champions of the world!"
JL: "Haha Rage and Nobody made good on their promise to take back the titles they had worn with pride"
Deafening cheers and shouts resonated all around the arena and nearly brought the roof crashing down when Rage and Nobody strode from behind the partitions dressed in black tees, jeans, boots and the Dwf and the nWo Tags wrapped round their waists. But looks were deceiving when Rage and Nobody cracked grins simultaneously with the crackin' of two cold ones that they pulled from their pants pockets. The cheers continued as the two nWo beasts had some fun with the fans by offerin' a handshake and instead blasted a pair of small airhorns in their faces!
Nobody and Rage let out roars of laughter as they kept this up until they reached the rings then tossed the empty containers and pulled out two mics from their pockets. Nobody handed Rage his mic and rolled out of the ring then went under the apron where he withdrew two steel chairs and a sledge hammer.
"Hey yo Denver!"
"Haha and if you haven't noticed, the Dwf tag titles are back on their rightful owners. Wanna know how we did it?"
"I know we didn't steal 'em"
"Haha didn't have to mang"
"You're not talkin' about that video we haven't blackmailed Guy with yet right?"
"Iksnay on that bro, that's for later"
"What then? Cuz Teh Grate One, not the Rock, sai go unto the phillistines uh, the Prophecy and slay dey ass down?"
"He did sai dat and we did, besides that mang"
"Cuz WE said we would. No one can stand in our way for long without gettin' a size 18 rammed up their ass"
"Or one of these in their skulls" Nobody shot back with his huge fist held up.
"There's two new sheriffs runnin' this town and we're goin' to lay down the law on any pissant that thinks they can take what's ours"
"Yea! What's ours and what's theirs is ours for the takin'. Disagree and we'll change your minds"
"And your faces haha"
"Shit yea! We'll beat everyone down from the biggest clowns to the meatgazers. Hell son, we'll even slap your fat mommas around some for giving birth to you ugly bitches hahaha"
The crowds fell over laughin' with Rage nearly bustin' a gut himself. However Nobody wasn't laughing and appeared to be lost in thought.
"Yo man, what's up?"
"Man, there's something we don't got"
"Whatchu talkin' about Nobody, we got everything"
"We don't have a Virgil"
"We don't? Shit, you're right, we haz to get us one! Did jooo ask da Grate Kitteh?"
"I went to see him and he was still mad that Puss in Boots is a boy. Dats why he sai to movie producer, make no more Shrek and make Puss in Boots fat"
"Dat why? Knew he was behind that. Hmm we'll get someone in the back to be our Virgil. Heyyyy"
"Kade can be our Virgil!"
"Naw man, he's already Dc's Virgil and he's a cracka"
"True dat. What about Viper?"
"Are you insane?? She'd rip our balls off and bitchslap us with them till we dead! No want! Besides, she a cracka too"
"I know! Chris Blade!"
"You're shittin' me man, he's the big GM"
"So? He can be Da big exec GM Virgil and he not da cracka"
"Great! Let's go"
"What about all these people?"
"They can gets their own Virgil that can gibs dem cheezburgers and Fantas too"