You mean I can talk before I kick someone's ass? Sweet!
"Josh Matthews here, and with me right now is one of the men who will be competing for the DWF Hardcore Championship, Nobody."
Is it just me, or does he look like Opie Taylor?
I was thinking Richie Cunningham, myself.
"Hi there Opie! Shouldn't you be out skipping stones with your paw out at the ol fishin hole. If so then I would be more than happy to stop by after my match and eat your Aunt Bea's pie."
"Yeah, I know, most people would have started talking about your mom, but everyone knows that your mom was a whore and that she died from a rotten vagina LONG ago. I didnt want to go bringing up such a terrible memory for you, but nooooooooo you had to go and play stupid. Anyway, I dont want to talk to you Richie. You are boring and havent done anything interesting since Tough Enough season 1. Instead, I wanna talk to this guy, oh you know. The one with the knives. Has a penchant for cutting and slicing. The one who is not me, and therefore less awesome than me in everyway. What was his name again?"
"Thats the monkey! See, I figure that since no one else signed up on this lil sign up sheet here, that we can skip with all the niceties and just commence with the wholesale murder and mayhem that would normally befit men of our... aptitudes"
"This is a roll of toilet paper, that has been written on with crayons?"
THOU HAST BESMIRCHED US! KILL THE INFIDEL!!!
"Look, none of that is important, ya little twatwaffle. All that matters is the paycheck I am gonna get for kicking his ass. You realize how many chimichangas and how much porn I am gonna be rollin in once I whip his ass? Seriously dude, where are your priorities?"