(nods head) Ronnie is a legend! We shall mosh in his honour! (attn: other lumberjacks)
by Kane2000 (Undisputed Unified World Champion)
The two combatants are circling each other as the ref pulls them apart as Michael Buffer takes centre stage, to make the formal introductions!
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, this personal grudge match between two legends of the squared circle will now come to pass, in this... The main event of the evening! And now, live... in front of the sold out Wembley Stadium, in London England. Are you ready?
MB: Then for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching around the world, Ladies and Gentlemen... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This bout is sanctioned by the Darkside Wrestling Federation, Dangerous Dave Entertainment and cWe Superstars of Wrestling and it's for the Undisputed, Unified Heavyweight Championship of the World!
Introducing the challenger first of all, fighting out of the dark corner! He stands in at six feet, nine inches tall. Officially weighing in at two hundred and eighty six pounds. A man who has been a thorn in his opponents personal life and now looks to take away the three World Titles that have been sacred to him. He is a former President of CCW and a former two time CCW World Heavyweight Champion, DWF Money in the bank winner, Leader of the Black Regime, Self proclaimed Lord of the Dead, keeper of the Necronomicon Ex Ore Mortis, Avatar for the Cult of Enigma, High priest of the sacrificial broken altar, Master of Scorned Chi, Crusher of Peons, Slaughterer of Vampires. Ladies and Gentlemen, he may be known to some as "The Enigmatic One" or " The Iron Tyrant", but he will always be known as UNDEAD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMA!!!
(A huge section of the crowd boo him, but his cult like following will cheer)
And now, the champion fighting out of his red corner! he stands in at seven feet, five inches tall. Officially weighing in at three hundred and eighty nine and a half pounds. He looks to score another victory in his cap over his opponent having done this once before, you will have by now already recognised his achievements in the world of professional wrestling, having held over 100 championship belts, a fifty five time World Heavyweight Champion, having winning belts in CCW, JASW, SPWA, SWF/E, SCW, WWO, TXW, XPWE, and the three sanctioned promotions he's defending for tonight! He is also a nineteen time hardcore champion, a thirteen time World Tag Team Champion, has entered two hall of fames for different promotions and is a record holder in the DWF. Ladies and Gentlemen, the current, reigning and defending cWe, DDE and Undisputed DWF, UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD! England's own "Demon in Red!" KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2000!
*The crowd cheer heavily, clearly we know Kane2000 is the home favourite here in London*
Each man walks over towards the centre of the ring, the three presidents for their respective companies each walk over and hold the belts, which will be presented to the winners as said earlier in the top of this match! The referee, Big John McCarthy has been specially hand-picked to assign this match, basically saying, each promotion needed a ref who doesn't take shit from anyone and he is the man to do it!
JMcC: Ok guys, this is for all the championships here, I want no bullshit from you (points to Undead Enigma) and I want no bullshit from you (points to Kane2000) We're going to have a good, clean match. I know there'll be lumber-creatures, but they will return you back to the ring in order to continue!
(Brief production note: originally in the RPG post, I did have him state that DC would be the official, but could possibly play a better part in the match as a lumber-creature, especially with the history she has with both men!)
JMcC: Any questions from either of you? (Icy stares, no blinking from both men) OK, get back to your respective corners. BRING OUT THE LUMBER-CREATURES!!!