Dwf Presents: LAST RITES!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

Posted on Jul 4, 2011, 7:35 PM

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Opening Segment: Seth. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 7:43 PM

A commentary.. on Jul 5, 2011, 8:12 PM

Walking down. on Jul 7, 2011, 1:49 AM

Unclear answers.. on Jul 9, 2011, 9:07 PM

First Round qualifying Match: Gideon vs Jason. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 7:51 PM

Ready to take that first step.. on Jul 5, 2011, 10:13 AM

Good so that means you're ready to take a beating.. Gideon on Jul 6, 2011, 2:25 PM

Case of mistaken identity there amigo :P. on Jul 7, 2011, 2:33 AM

lol yeah i gus realised it. You have so many characters that it's hard to keep up. lol. on Jul 7, 2011, 9:44 PM

So many characters, so many drivers license details, lol. It is hard to keep up!. on Jul 9, 2011, 7:37 AM

. Do you hav matching cars to go withthose lisences? lol. Gideon on Jul 9, 2011, 4:41 PM

Na, we all share the same car, petrol costs a bomb over here, not to mention fuel tax!. on Jul 11, 2011, 8:46 AM

Ending this thanks to the vote, that's all folks!. on Jul 13, 2011, 1:46 PM

First Round qualifying Match: Kveldulf The Reaver vs Undead Enigma. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 7:52 PM

Remember this is just business, old friend.. on Jul 4, 2011, 9:59 PM

Old Business Indeed.... on Jul 6, 2011, 6:15 PM

The Submission of Doom? I think not!. Kveldulf on Jul 8, 2011, 8:10 PM

Rock! Paper!Scissors! Spock! of Decimation then?. on Jul 12, 2011, 12:56 AM

Dr. Spock? He can't help you now!. Kveldulf on Jul 13, 2011, 10:58 PM

Oh yeah? EAT BABY MANUAL! (whump!). on Jul 14, 2011, 1:26 AM

Ow! I'll make you regret that.. Kveldulf on Jul 14, 2011, 10:02 PM

First Round qualifying Match: King Gojinn vs The Ripper. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:01 PM

Exhibit A, The Victim, King Nothing. on Jul 6, 2011, 9:06 PM

Bye Awarded?. on Jul 12, 2011, 10:36 PM

Segment: The Asian Assassins. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:02 PM

Hell's Gate Match: Gabriel Sands vs Gideon. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:08 PM

Be ready for the fight of your life.. Gideon on Jul 6, 2011, 3:07 PM

Likewise.. on Jul 6, 2011, 6:40 PM

Soon enough we will know who has what it takes.. Gideon on Jul 6, 2011, 9:55 PM

SWERVE!. on Jul 7, 2011, 10:54 PM

SWERVE AGAIN! (eat your heart out Russo!). on Jul 11, 2011, 2:46 AM

As I said in the begining prepare for the fight of your life, because I smell blood.. Gideon on Jul 12, 2011, 6:19 PM

I am no stranger to blood.. on Jul 13, 2011, 5:50 PM

Ok you want me up in a cage, Then I'll come out in beast mode, I got this world stuck in a. Gideon on Jul 15, 2011, 10:20 PM

What is this nonesense you speak? Thy tongue hath ommitted a falacy!. on Jul 18, 2011, 5:56 PM

nothing just quoting lyrics to a song.. Gideon on Jul 21, 2011, 9:06 PM

I have a song for you both... It's called "The Funeral March". on Jul 22, 2011, 1:10 AM

Killburn vs Optimum. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:09 PM

Time to end this joke! Because I'm not laughing!. on Jul 5, 2011, 9:34 AM

Re: Time to end this joke! Because I'm not laughing!. on Jul 7, 2011, 4:58 AM

The Battle Begins.... on Jul 13, 2011, 9:03 AM

And so, we start things off with a bang!. on Jul 13, 2011, 2:01 PM

You can have your bang....I do EXPLOSIONS!!!. on Jul 13, 2011, 5:17 PM

Shit... I'm seeing five, do I hit the one in the middle?!?! It's always that one!!. Killburn (The one true demon in the DWF) on Jul 23, 2011, 4:49 PM

And so the Epic Clash Continues.... Optimum on Jul 31, 2011, 4:19 PM

I see we have created a new black hole!. on Aug 5, 2011, 3:20 AM

Semi-Final Qualifying Match: Gojinn/Ripper vs. Reaver/UE. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:17 PM

Always expect the unexpected. ??? on Jul 17, 2011, 5:27 PM
Despite all my rage.... on Jul 18, 2011, 2:04 AM

A vampire convention! And me fresh out of stakes.. Kveldulf on Jul 18, 2011, 7:00 PM

I have read that rib bones work rather well, let's try yours!. on Jul 19, 2011, 12:49 AM

<holds up a plate of BBQ baby back ribs> These little things?. Kveldulf on Jul 23, 2011, 12:40 PM

NO but I'm glad you ate all those ribs, it will be easier to catch you now. on Jul 28, 2011, 5:09 PM

HA! I am the Reaverbread man, you can't catch me!. Kveldulf on Jul 30, 2011, 11:10 AM

I hope you recall what happened in that fable. on Aug 1, 2011, 11:59 PM

Yeah, I bitchslapped the fox and turned it into a stole.. on Aug 2, 2011, 8:19 PM

Persevering through another opponent. Kveldulf on Aug 6, 2011, 8:10 PM

Win if you can, Survive if I let you.... Viper on Aug 7, 2011, 7:34 PM

Segment: Open. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:19 PM

I exploit you, still you love me. I tell you one and one makes three. ??? on Jul 31, 2011, 8:02 PM

Final Round: Gideon or Jason vs. Gojinn or UE or Ripper or Reaver. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:22 PM

And now, it's time!. on Jul 5, 2011, 9:47 AM

Let's get this done, it's been a long night.. on Aug 6, 2011, 8:12 PM

It truly has, shall we try and finish this before sunrise?. Jason (DWF Strikezone World Champion) on Aug 7, 2011, 7:21 AM

It's a conspiracy! Jason is a Little Jimmy!. on Aug 7, 2011, 8:28 PM

There are no champions.... on Aug 8, 2011, 2:32 PM

Wrong! (holds arms up) I'm a champion!!!!. Kveldulf on Aug 8, 2011, 5:43 PM

EXCUSE ME!!! I seem to be the only one holding a belt at the minute! *Crotch Chop*. on Aug 11, 2011, 11:12 AM

That would be way more intimidating... if ya had something to chop at.... on Aug 11, 2011, 8:46 PM

(gives everyone a participation trophy) More champions!!. on Aug 11, 2011, 11:15 PM

Woop, I have a new shiny trophy. Oooh... Shiny :). on Aug 12, 2011, 1:26 PM

Fighting fair? We'll see about that.... on Aug 12, 2011, 5:10 PM

All's fair in love and war, and ain't no lovin' goin' on round this biatch!. ? on Aug 12, 2011, 8:51 PM

All we need are black shirts with white text and we could almost say the band is back!. on Aug 12, 2011, 9:51 PM

I burned all the shirts! All of them!. Kveldulf on Aug 15, 2011, 9:21 PM

Surprise announcements!. Candice Fairchild(Dwf Prez) on Aug 15, 2011, 9:40 PM

Yeah. Go figure there. "Don't beat up Jason, he's mah champeen" Fuckin muppets!. on Aug 15, 2011, 9:46 PM

I can burn paper champions anytime.... on Aug 15, 2011, 11:19 PM

If we're talking about fires here, lets get the marshmallows out!. on Aug 16, 2011, 2:20 AM

We can start with Crymzon's. Candice Fairchild(Dwf Prez) on Aug 16, 2011, 10:16 PM

He only brings sausages to these shindigs. on Aug 19, 2011, 4:00 AM

Then I'll bring the burgers and sauces.. on Aug 21, 2011, 2:54 AM

But it's time to serve dessert.. Kveldulf the Reaver on Aug 25, 2011, 7:00 PM

....Time to serve alright. Viper on Aug 26, 2011, 8:52 PM

Closing Segment: The Presentation of the title. Darkside Wrestling Federation on Jul 4, 2011, 8:24 PM

And now to close this awesome show out. on Aug 29, 2011, 8:09 AM

With A Bang. Candice Fairchild (DWF Prez) on Aug 30, 2011, 8:54 PM

And now for the confetti blizzard. Kveldulf the Reaver on Sep 1, 2011, 6:56 PM

THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES. on Sep 1, 2011, 7:07 PM

And burns the confetti in the air .... Kveldulf the Reaver on Sep 3, 2011, 4:16 PM

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. J.R & King on Sep 8, 2011, 2:06 PM