What is one man..when stacked up against..THE man?
by Rick Astin
Amazingly Astin lands on his feet! Or at least that's what he would have liked to have happened....in reality his head, neck and shoulders smash so hard into the canvas that he's bent in a position straight out of a porn movie..
The White King pounces into the pin cover!
astin is kicking wildly!
Finally able to pool his strength...And kick Dulf off!
Dulf rushes in again...only for Astin to kick him again...
Astin is still on his back...looking much like a turtle unable to get rightside up again....
Dulf cautiously strafes his opponent...Astin spinning around to keep his feet ready to kick...Finally Kveldulf simply goes in for the kill..
Astin could kick as wildly as he wanted...it didn't matter....The White King had the tinman by the throat and in a show of force...Kveldulf yanks Astin to his feet in one smooth motion...
Kveldulf raises the tinman up for what appears to be a chokeslam...only for Astin to use the height to his advantage..tugging on Dulf's underarm he drops back and takes over the White King with an arm drag...
Astin runs the ropes....he just NAILS Kveldulf with a Shining Wizard!
But what's this? Astin rolls back into the corner...clutching his knee in pain..his face turning a bright beet red...tears coming from his eyes..
JR: Erm...somethings not right here...I think Astin might have tweaked his knee..perhaps dislocated his patella..
King: Do you even know what a patella is?
JR: A knee cap.
King: OH REALLY!! WELL FOR YOUR INFORMATION IT'S ACTUALLY..-GOOGLES- nevermind.
The ref signals for the EMT's to come out as a weary white king is getting to his feet...the ref quickly shoves him back...
Ref: Give him some room..
JR: Astin's return to in ring competition seems to be over on this somber noteSONOFABITCH!!
The mighty Tinman leaps out of the turnbuckle with a vengeance...catching Kveldulf in the Rick Roll!!
BUT KVELDULF USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL RIGHT ON THROUGH INTO A PINNING COMBINATION OF HIS OWN!!