TWO FOR ONE DEALS, ONLY AT WALMART! (SPONSOR)

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Every monitor television inside the Walmart suddenly springs to life with a static burst being heard over the PA System, followed by Living Colour's "Cult of Personality". Viper continued scanning the crowd in the store for any sign of Crymzon when she spies someone turn a corner in a Crymzon T-shirt! The vampiress jumps off the check out counter and gives chase, pushing her way through the crowd of people who lack the sense to get out of her way. Whipping her way around the corner, Viper leaps, driving an elbow into the back of the fan who was wearing the Crymzon Payne shirt.

It was then that Viper felt several foam darts strike her rapidly in the backside, being fired from a topless Crymzon who is holding a pair of Nerf Pistols! The brunette turns, firing a glare at Crymzon as he grins, holding the pistols up and shouting out "Two for one! I LOVE DA WALMARTS!!!!!"

The fans have since parted like the Red Sea, sensing the hostility coming off of Viper as she gets up from the fan she had tackled and starts toward Crymzon, who promptly darts down another aisle, dropping the nerf guns. As Viper whips back around this aisle, she gets met with a barrage of flying loaves of bread! Powering her way through the barrage of baked goods, Viper charges in, tackling Crymzon to the ground! As she draws back to drive a punch into his skull, Crymzon pulls up two loaves of French bread, making a makeshift cross!

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Saw it work in a movie?"

Viper drives a hard right into Crymzon's skull, causing him to drop the bread and move to defend himself instead.


Posted on Dec 1, 2011, 7:21 PM

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