Cruz: Welcome everyone to The DWF's Christmas Carnage! I'm Robert Cruz and with me as always is none other than Kody "The Killer" Kimmerly and from the music just coming on we're all about to be graced with a presence not felt in this company for awhile now...
Kimmerly: You got that right Rob. A gift that keeps on giving, The Wyld-One Himself!!
Stepping out from the back and onto the stage he was adorned in his typical tattered half jean shorts with black knee pads and wrestling boots. His fists were taped up to mid forearms all the while covering his upper body and tats with a tattered wife beater. He stepped to the right of the stage pounding his chest and saluting all the screaming and frenzying masses bringing them to deafening levels. Throwing his hand in the air giving them his Wyld-salute he turned smiling and took to the left of the stage and bowed to them all in worship before yelling defiantly in all his intensity. The masses again could feel his energy which sent tham all to breaking the decibel record when he began on his way to the centre aisle stopping half way screaming to them all. "WYLD-ONEZ! YOUR PROFESSION?"
" Ah-OoH! Ah-OOH!! AH-OOH!!!" as they reciprocated in kind. The smile on his face broadened as he began down to the ring and took the steps at a hurried pace.
Cruz: You can tell he really missed this.
Kimmerly: I'm sure the masses here have missed this too. Look at their unbridled response?
As the music faded away he grabbed a microphone from an unseen tech hand when he began pacing in the ring looking around at everyone. Bringing the mic up to his lips he stopped listening to the breathless anticipation took the masses.
" AH-Yay-YAYEE!!" Sending tingles all up and down the skin of his truest of fans. The masses screamed again. " Yo it's great to be here because I honestly don't remember when I had this much fun in looking to come back to this ol' stomping ground of mine to do what I always do and that is kicking ass cracks sideways!" The masses erupted into laughter. A smirk and giggle escaped him as he continued pacing and looked to them all again.
" You see the last couple times I was here I been calling out this pussified cock tease calling himself Devil for accusing me of all people of politics. Me and politics? That's like everyone trying to say Kane2000 can wipe his own ass with his feet!! Maybe he can cause I honestly don't kow what that hack is really capable of behind the scenes. Trust me not all of us are close compadres as many smark would like to wish.
" Hell lets be honest alot of fucktards in the back would rather see me just go away but when I hear the call of my Wyld-Onez then damnit I just gotta come out and indulge you all to what it is I do best. Talk my shit back my shit up and show every single one of you people spending your hard earned money watch me dance underwater and not get wet!!
Cruz: Wow he definately has a chip on his shoulder!
" You see when someone accuses me of politics one of two things will always happen. One you piss me off. Or two you can piss and moan about getting the taste slapped outta your mouth to which I would correct you all by saying that's not a slap. I was just high fiving your face!!!" The masses again laughed and cheered. They knew now he was definitely back.
Kimmerly: (laughing) OH GOD!! A high five to the face!
Cruz: (snickering) Lord knows we seen alot of folks on the receiving end of those high fives!!
" So here we are present day, a gift for anyone with the testicular fortitude to step up and get your come uppins. Devil if your stank stale ass is still around then come oe out and get whats coming to you. If not then Viper? I still got a few high fives for you so ready your ass crack to get kicked sideways..."