I know that the event maybe over, but hell, this is the after party, isn't it?
Kane2000 then just smiled at Undead Enigma, not once did he let the Necromancer put him off his stride, he is just not even showing any real signs of emotion! Before he politely asked Candice for her mic, the President obliged and the former multi-time World Heavyweight Champion in history took to the mic, about to speak!
Kane2K: Never once in my life I thought I'd say this, but Enigma, that is not just any bike! Boy oh boy, you have a lot to learn! THAT my friend, is a Dodge Tomahawk! In 2 and a half seconds it can go from a standing start to 60mph, top speed, around 400mph! This bad boy will have you flatter than a Tuesday special at Waffle House!
Kane2K: Ok, my sponsors payments will come through later ( Then proceeds to pull out a solid gold Rolex watch ) And Enigma, you have a car, I have a whole showroom full! Heck, I have myself a mansion, a poolside house, even a few holiday homes, Phuket, Marbella, Monte Carlo, Florida, Marseille. But I'm not here to talk about who's got the biggest house or any of that shit! I just want to say, that I have already got rid of one problem! I.E. Killburn. He's gone for good! Now... I turn to YOU!!!
Kane2000 then drops the mic and goes in straight for a double leg takedown, before throwing elbow shots into the face of Undead Enigma, clearly did not get up in time as Kane2000's takedown speed is still up there with the best of the MMA fighters. Kane now picks up Undead Enigma before pushing him into the corner, now he throttles the throat of the Necromancer, before walking over to the corner, charges at him, but Enigma raises the boot and catches the "Demon in Red" in the chin, before Kane2000 felt a little groggy, considering it is his first bit of in-ring action in a year. Enigma then picked Kane2000 up and hit a Spinebuster through a table!
Enigma smirked as if he thought he had this won, but Kane2000 quickly kipped up, this was a different Kane2000 to the one we saw last year, he then booted Enigma in the gut before throttling him by the throat, hoists him up and drives UE's back into his knee with a modified version of the chokeslam. He then pushes him towards the ropes, before charging at him and a Test-style KO Big Boot sent Enigma over the top rope and onto the floor below! Kane2000 is celebrating in the ring, before spotting UE's contract, picked it up, teased the possibility of pissing on it, before picking up the mic and saying "This really worth the price of toilet paper" and threw the contract in Enigma's direction. Enigma smartly realised that you can live to fight another day and why waste any strength against a man who hasn't wrestled in over a year! But this Kane2000 has a fire within him unlike any other time!
(OOC: Sorry to end it like that, maybe we can continue this on the RPG board. Inbox me any ideas you have my good friend )