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DWF Presents: Straight To The Grave!!!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



LIVE AND UNDEAD FROM MESSINA, SICILY!!








Explosions rocket all around the arena signaling the start to the monster pay per view, Straight To The Grave! And as the music blasts from the equally monsterous pa system, the cameras scan the sold out crowds all attired in Halloween costumes and waving their signs. The pyros continue to explode as the trons explode with life flashing the images of the superstars that'll be featured and clips of the feuds leading to the matches.

The images on the trons change again to images of all things Halloween, cemetaries, a thunderstorm raging to shots of forboding clouds passing across a near full moon high above! Jack o' lanterns grin their evil grins and other frightening images of skulls, Frankenstein, Wolfman and even the Prince of Darkness himself, Dracula which incites the crowds even further!

Then when the fans cant' get any louder or excited, the stage goes off with the biggest explosion of pyros ever, blinding the fans in the entire arena and at home before cutting to the three announcer's tables at ringside!

J.R: "Hello everybody and welcome to the fourth annual epic pay-per-view, Straight To The Grave!"

King: "I'm really excited J.R., can you believe it?? The Dwf's monumental event and we're in Messina, Sicily of all places!! I can't wait!"

J.R: "I can believe it and i'm excited as well! The card is a who's who in sports entertainment! The world's greatest athletes are here tonight to square off in a variety of contests to see who will prevail and topping this killer pay per view is the rematch between Damien Death and The Dark Requiem!"

King: "Sweet lord, just when you think you've seen the last of those two scary individuals, they come back like a recurring nightmare and what is this Four Circles of Power??!"

Grisham: "I have no idea, no details are being given but given the two superstars involved, you can bet your crown it's going to be hellacious!"

Cole: "That's exactly what this rematch promises to be, hellacious and nightmarish! The only question is who will be having the nightmare this go around, The Darkling or The Vampire King?"

Grisham: "I couldn't tell you that but I can say that after Retribution, Damien could not have slept well for days after The Requiem bested him for his nWo World title."

King: "Damien sleeps? Could have fooled me, he's a walking bad dream if you ask me"

J.R" Indeed and if you know your vampire lore, they sleep during the day and this event is tonight, Damien is very much awake so i'd becareful what I say King"

King: gulps"Damien! What a great guy, I was just saying the other day what a great guy he is.."

Cole: "Suck up"

King: "Homo"

J.R: "......."

Grisham: "Hahaha well while you girls squabble, i'd like to continue with this amazing card and point out how we'll be treated to appearances by the nWo en masse, the members of this dominationg faction have all secured themselves airtime and on top of that we'll be hearing from the new Dwf Undisputed champion, Kane 2000 who pulled the biggest upset on Retribution when he beat Viper for that very title!"

King: "He cheated! Kane's a cheater you know"

J.R: "He won it fair and square, you watched, you were right there beside me!"

King: "Still say he cheated, you weren't right there were you??"

Cole: "Neither were you"

King: "Shut up!"

Cole: "Make me!"

J.R: "I'm going to make you both shut up in a moment here, I could invite one of the various superstars down here to do color commentary with me as my special guest"

King & Cole: "........."

J.R: "That's better, along with Kane, we'll also here from Ms Fairchild as well as a mystery person whose name as of airtime remains unknown. Leave it to the Dwf to bring the thunder and the surprise world over! Here's one of the biggest surprises yet, I think it's safe to say that the world is still reeling from the return of this man and it wasn't a small return either, we're talking about a full blown resurrection, the King of Kings, King Gojinn! Tonight marks his first bout as the reigning and newly crowned Aggression champ, and who better to to represent aggression than Gojinn??"

King: "Hell yeah! And to answer your question, very few can even touch Gojinn or his level of aggression, the man is quickly becoming a legend in his own right and tonight, he'll going to be taking on Jonny Flamez! After their respective last two matches, this is a can't miss!"

Grisham: "Posilutely! Gojinn has become an enigma so when he's featured in action like this, you know the entire world is watching"

Cole: "Adding fuel to the fire, Viper has issued an open challenge to anyone for a Haunted Mansion battle for the title! The venomous vixen has been really fired up since Retribution and this is the kind of match she enjoys to unwind and work off some stress. "

King: "I'd hate to see what a day at the spa is like for Viper, I don't think there's enough chalk for the bodies she leaves in her wake! Let's just hope whomever has the cajones to accept, lives to tell about it"

Grisham: "Dead men tell no tales though"

King: "You got a point"

J.R: "If you want to talk about bodies, The New Prophecy has issued a tag team gauntlet for any tag teams out there that want to step up and tangle with the champs! Maybe we'll see Ramirez and Businezz make the champs pay for what happened or didn't happen at Retribution!"

King :"I want to see who else steps up to make their challenge, could be anyone, you never know what crosses the superstars minds or what deadly alliances have been made"

Cole: "Absolutely, the combinations of talented that can come together and make their move can make for a volatile cocktail, like Nitrogylcerin for instance. Boom!"

J.R: "If you want explosions, look no further than the next bout on the card, Dwf Intercontinental champion, Kade issued an open challenge to anyone and someone accepted, the only catch is that no one knows who it is yet!"

Grisham: "Par for the course, Kade fears no one but, everyone fears the Demon in Black and for good reason, the man is a monster! Not only is he built like Gibralter, he is one of the most talented technicians of the squared circle. The man can hurt you in so many ways!

King: "Here's another match with the potential to set off the fire alarms, new Strikezone Champion, Smash has also issued an open challenge to anyone who wants to step up and take a chance on becoming the face of Strikezone world over! What an honor it is, to rep the entire brand of the federation, the only greater honor is repping the best federation on the planet, the Dwf!"

J.R: "Well what are we waiting for?! Folks, STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE IS COMING AT YOU LIVE AND UNDEAD!!!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:31 PM

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Opening Segment: Candice Fairchild

by Darkside Wrestling Federation





Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the president of the DWF, Candice Fairchild!"











Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:33 PM

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When you wish upon a star, all of your dreams come true

by Candice Fairchild(Dwf Prez)



The moment that Howard Finkle announced Candice's name, the lights dimmed and the screens began to flash with Candice's entrance video prompting the fans to react with applause and cheer as a grand light show of blinding pyros ignited over the stage and Superstar began to play over the speakers.

A red carpet then rolled out from the entrance and continued on to the bottom of the ramp and after another round of pyros exploded, a glass carriage was pulled out onto the stage by four white horses adorned with feathers and white leather harnesess encrusted with blue crystals!

The Royal footman, holding the reigns of the horse drawn carriage dismounted and moved towards the door and opened it. An ovation of cheers and screams greeted Candice as she stepped out of the carriage dressed like Cinderella. Standing in the light in a baby blue off the shoulder satin gown, full length white gloves and a tiara while on her feet, she wore glass slippers"

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Candice paused for a moment and looked into the cameras before she raised the crystal stemmed microphone to her lips.

"We're back and we're better than ever!! Welcome to Straight To the Grave and tonight is cause for celebration, tonight is our four year anniversary and we're still going strong!"

"The Darkside Wrestling Federation is the top echelon of our sport and there is no one better! We are what we are because of you all, our loyal fans and because of our loyal superstars in the back that take to the ring and every other venue to bring you the very best that they have which is pretty much everything they do"

Applause followed the beaming blonde president's statement and sweeping her skirt around, Candice looked back up and continued smiling proudly.

"Just look at the roster, when we have a roll call, each man and woman is at the t superstar, you will find greatness at every turn. Our athletes are so talented and so devoted to their craft that even our retired have vowed to never work for another promotion except ours. You can only imagine how that kind of loyalty speaks volumes and in turn, we do our very best for them. It's humbling but they know as you all know, we are a family and we're friends, and no one else can make that claim."

Candice lowered her mic to take in the filled to capacity arena and broke into another smile before bringing the microphone back up to her lips.

"We've been growing and continue to do so with every show, every pay per view and special that we put out. I cannot tell you how proud I am to be a part of the Dwf and I thank you all for bringing us into your homes and taking us into your hearts. 2010 is just around the corner and our promise to you is that we'll give each and every one of you what you want, because without you, none of this would be possible so thank you and we hope you enjoy the show!"




Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 6:00 PM

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Special: Halloween Costume Contest!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"This is a Halloween Costume Contest! A number will flash on your screen after the last entrant and two winners will be announced later in the show with the title of Mr. and Ms. Halloween"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:35 PM

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...Showing them how it's done

by ? & ?

Howard Finkle: "Coming out first! Because they wouldn't have it any other way..."

The lights diminished and the heavy riffs from a bass guitar began playing through the pa system and as the drums chimed in, the music became louder while two large bonfire like pillars of fire ignited on both sides of the stage sending sent the fans into an uproar of cheers! Up on the trons, the sight of a beautiful garden appears and then slowly clouds over, giving way to a stormy sky in shades of gray and blue. Streaks of red slice through the sky filling the screen with the images of a violent maelstrom while down below, smoke began to billow out from the entrance of the stage. Joining the reds and orange hue s lighting the arena, a green light spotlighted a large prop of an apple tree to the right of the stage a moment before lightning shot from the screen and struck the tree!

As the tree burned the fans noticed the amount of smoke growing. Slowly, through the smoke a head appeared, as it rose fans begin to cheer louder. They recognized the original Double D as she continued to rise. Through the fog Kade become visible as well when suddenly it become apparent what was going on. They were being raised up on a leaf covered square litter! And it was being carried by angels dressed in white, with black wings!

"How in the hell are they do that?!" King asked.

"How the hell did they come up from the stage?!" Cole demanded.

"How the hell do they have flying angels with black wings?!" Grisham demanded.

"How the hell did this announce team get chosen?!" JR cringed. As the angels hover above the stage, they begun to lower, their feet touching the stage as the fog still stopped the fans from seeing it. "What a minute. They came up from the stage, and now they are standing a empty space. How the hell did they do that?!" JR demanded joining in on the confusion. Sitting the litter down, the pair stood, displaying their costumes.

The raven haired hellraiser sauntered out in a costume that immediately sent the male fans in the arena into a deafening riot of hormones! With her long dark tresses flowing freely to her waist, Viper was dressed in a what could only be described as a tiny fig leaf bikini held together by the skinniest black strings imaginable and were repeated as they laced and crisscrossed down her long, toned, tan legs and stopped just above a pair of black high heels. Viper hit a slow turn much to the delight of the crowds and glances over one shoulder before she comes back around to look out at the fans with a wicked smile as she stands by Kade bouncing a juicy red apple in her palm.

King: "Ahhh Viper could tempt me any day in that! Do you know what the best part is J.R.?"

J.R: "I'm afraid to ask but okay, what's the best part King?"

King: "It's Fall! Those leaves will be dropping off any second now!"

J.R: "........"

King: "Any second now.."

Kade smirked as he watched her carefully. His hair loose, going down to his sholders as he stood wearing only two very loong leaves connected by a black string over his front and back. "You are not leaving much to the imagination with that." Viper smirked.

"I'm clothed enough. You don't worry about me. Worry about the snake that is hiding under my leaf." Kade smirked.

"VINTAGE PERVERT!" Cole shouted.

"Shut up you idiot." JR growled.

"Wanna see me do the helicopter in this leaf-cloth? It'll be a helluva show. Guaranteed first place winner!"

"How the hell either of you are able to do anything other then stare at Viper is beyond....IS KADE DOING THE HELICOPTER?!" King blurted out.

Grisham: "Sweet Jesus, I think he is!!"

Cole: "Really??"

King: "You're such a h.."

J.R: "Don't say it King"

Grisham: "I don't know about you guys but i'd say that Kade and Viper just won this, they are the IT couple"

King: "Yeah! I'd like to see someone try and top that!"

Back on the stage, Viper smirked as she let her gaze drift from Kade and back towards the crowds...

"You may give us our crowns, we've won this one"




Posted on Nov 2, 2009, 8:26 PM

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YOU STOLE OUR COSTUMES

by ? & ?


Viper and Kade spun upon hearing "The New Divide" blast out over the loud speakers. Kade's helicopter stopped spinning and Viper suddenly realized that her costume was NOT made for a fight.

The duo stepped onto the stage in near darkness, only the gleams of their massive amounts of championship belts.... until they started down the ramp towards the ring.

JR: Is that Rage and Nobody?
Cole: Dressed as Kane2000 and Van halen?
King: I LOVE IT! THE nWo PROPHECY!



Once the music changed, the nWo tag team champions began swapping belts back and forth between them. Championships such as the prestigious Donut Eating Champion of Sri Lanka, The Most Bacon Wrapped Food Items Consumed Championship of Chaboygen, And the ultimate prize.... The Fast Food Dumpster Sex With Women Of Questionable Morals Championship of the entire state of Michigan!

Belts were flying between the two men as they continued down to the ring, where they even passed some lucky fans their very own prestigious championships, such as the Oscar Meyer Most Weiners Consumed Orally In 30 Minutes Championship!

Cole: VINTAGE NEW PROPHECY!
JR: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!
King: Well he does have a point.
JR: STOP ENABLING HIM AND STARE AT VIPER'S CHACHAS
King: PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The duo wandered back up to the stage, the belt passing game continuing until they reached the stage and stopped in front of Kade and Viper, passing both a prestigious belt of their very own! Viper was the recipient of the "Giant nWo Hooters That Damien Doesn't Get To Touch Championship" and Kade gets the Centenial "100 STD Bullets Dodged In One Year Championship"...

Both men stood there smiling as they continued swapping belts.

Posted on Nov 4, 2009, 6:46 PM

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Segment: Undisputed World Champion, Kane 2000

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this ti me, Kane 2000!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:36 PM

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The start of a new era begins for this once tortured soul!

by Kane2000 (DWF Undisputed & cWe/DDE W.H.C)



Linkin Parks "New Divide" booms out of the P.A. system and then we see pyro, fire and confetti engulf in this arena as Kane2000 emerges from his usual 10 foot wall of fire, saluting the fans.

He has the cWe & DWF World Tag belts & the cWe and DDE World titles on his shoulders and the camera focused on what is around his waist, his newly won DWF Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship belt, he then raised his arms aloft to more fireworks as the fans started cheering his name.

He walked down and then stared across before climbing the apron and stepping in over the ropes. HE then climbed the turnbuckle and saluted the fans, all the gold glistening from him as he leapt down and asked for the mic.

The new champ begins to speak.

Kane2K: Hello DWF!!! fans cheer it seems to me that lately I have been on a roll! I won the triple crown Hardcore title, but unfortunately, Alpha Dog is now the holder of all three belts, I'm currently co-holder of two tag titles, I might even compete in the gauntlet later on, who knows and look. Three World Heavyweight title belts have found their way to me. My most recent success AND for the anoraks, my 100th championship in history, the DWF Undisputed World Heavyweight Title!!!

Everyday that has passed since winning that belt have become nothing but a dream! But then I woke up and realised that this is a REALITY!!! I DID IT! The one belt that has always eluded me has finally been won!

(cont. on next post)



    
This message has been edited by kane2000rulz on Nov 4, 2009 2:12 PM

Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 9:37 AM

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And now for our next bit

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You know, winning isn't easy... Life is never easy, I'm not gonna bore you with the details, you know my background, you know my history and the struggles to get here.

But I can thank Candice Fairchild, for bringing me here to the DWF, to Viper for simply giving me some of the best battles EVER & to everyone in the DWF for giving me the best competition AROUND!! I've wrestled all over the world, against some of the biggest names ever and the DWF is up there on a pedestal.

And now I know that even though I'm a New Prophecy member, the fans still love me! How is this possible??? But, I always respect the fans for their opinions, whether we like it or not, YOU guys pay your hard earned money to follow us!

But I'd rather look to the future, and my first defence of this championship... so, who is feeling like trying to get their big pay day?

Posted on Nov 4, 2009, 2:18 PM

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Congrats are in order!!!

by Anonymous




Cruz: THE WARCHIEF IS FIRST TO ANSWER THE CALL!!!


Kimmerly: WOW!!! We all just saw him rest the Triple Crown away from the New Undisputed Champ and he's here to answer the challenge?


Cruz: He didn't exactly win it under fairer terms!


Kimmerly: Even so! With or without the help of the n.W.o he is still the only one Kane11000 has yet to beat!!


Cruz: Uh Kody? It's Two Thousand... Just so ya know...


Kimmerly: But Eleven Thousand is more and greater thus by that math we go down to ringside as we see The Warchief, hair braided and in his Wyld-Wear suit and tie decorum, with those John Lennon shades is making his way into the ring.


Cruz: And he's sporting bling!!!


Climbing the stairs he walks along the apron, The DWF Hardcore title around his waist, the CWE and DDE titles connected and slung over his shoulders draped down the front. Stepping through the ropes Kane2000 smiled and mouthed the words 'WOW' as he looked around at the frenzying masses on their feet jumping around going completely crazy. Only the way The Great Muttley can get them going.


The Alpha Dog looked around with a wry grin and produced a mic leaning back against the ropes applauding him waiting for the music to die down. The music was finished two paragraphs ago or not how your reading and if thats so then why are you reading at a fourth grade level? back to the match!


KYJelly smiled back at Conner and nodded applauding him back and spoke into his own mic.


" So your the first one to come out here and...."


Suddenly he was cut off as Conner blew a raspberry into his mic and laughed. " Dude wait no! Look man, you went out and did it man. I'm not here to challenge but merely come out and say congrats ya bothersome pillock. So ease up on the angry big guy mode and just hear me..."


The sold out arena blew up in such a frenzy they all watched on as cheers and screams died down when Conner held his hand up and paced in the ring. " Y'see this is the MAN who did it like no other was able to put to rest. FACT!"


Looking right at Kane2000 Wyld glared. " He kicked the ever loving shit out of that callous Venomous Vivacious Vixen Viper and showed her that no matter how it goes down when you go one on.... You did beat her one on one right? Anyways!.... What?" He looked around as everyone clamoured and the jeers and cheers grew again knowing the old Wyld was still there.


" You kicked her ass as much as she owned yours and got that awesome barely win. Now that my friend is some wicked awesome stuff. So wicked awesome i wrote a song for just such an occassion!"


He cleared his throat as kane2000 adjusted his newly won prize, looking on with a smile and merry mirth that these would usually bring.


" Actually no man I forgot what we were supposed to do during this segement. But at least unlike my former glorified manager I'm gonna speak in such a way that'll make people read this and say what the fuck it's backwards without the proper punctuation. You and me got alot of unfinished business.


Fans exploded into cheers seeing where this went. " You see big man me and you never really saw eye to... areola's. Well I guess we did but lets face it man you and I got... oh yeah said that shit. See now ya made everyone tired with my longwindedness. Screw it!"


He waved off kane2000 and went to the ropes and was about to step out when he looked back. " You said something about challengers? See me too I'm like that but I'm not savvy to details cause honestly dude i wanna just do what I always do and thats just kick ass and take names and be the one to wake you up telling you you just got your ass kicked. Kinda like how we tussled for them there tag belts. And yet.... tell you what man... I'll do you one better. How's about we just put the women and children to bed and be us.


Stepping right into kane's face who still hasn't said anything but enjoyed the show The Warchief was putting on.


" You and I, your tag belts against me and my tag team partner and we settle this bullshit once and for all. You run through all them teams and in the end you see me and my partner come out take those belts from you the same way I'd walk into the ring take back my Undisputed title like I did the Aggression title and have everyone wonder if you'll ever wake up!


Kane's face twisted with anger as Conner glared not showing any quit. " Let's face it man I wanna talk so much shit to get you pissed off to smash me to come after you but damnit man I'm jealous you got the egg in their face before I did. Kudos. It's all good man but rest assured I will be watching and waiting and when you least expect it expect it cause i'm going to make damn sure no faction is ever a ruling presance in this company and also cause i wanna make damien death eat ass pie again by getting it before he does." he laughed causing the masses to oooooh and laugh all at the same time.


" Anyways man you haven't said much so I'll let you tell your first challenger to eat it cause i'm outty. Later ya big broken ostrich."


And like that The Warchief did just up and make his way out of the ring leaving everyone confused as to what just went on. Hell even Rick Astin poked his own head up from under his desk after proving his flexability skills and wiped his mouth..


Rick: o.O!!!


MDS finished taking it in the mudhole and looked up at the TV in his prison cell through teary bloody assed eyes and made the same face Rick does when he does that emote thinger.


Kane was confused. Was that praise or just down right disrespect either weay the champs parted ways leaving to wait for his real challenger.

Posted on Nov 6, 2009, 9:38 PM

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D.W.F Strikezone Championship: Smash vs open

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is an open challenge for the Dwf Strikezone Championship!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:38 PM

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Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and did I forget to mention.... HA!! (Open)

by Smash (Strikezone World Champion)



Sonne by Rammstein starts to play as Smash walks out the to the arena, Strikezone Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist, he stands in the middle before raising his arms, fire goes off and all down the arena as he walks with a purpose.

Staring into the ring, he grabs the ropes before pulling himself up, stepping in over the rope, the seven foot member of the New Prophecy then takes his Strikezone title and raises it, his maiden title defence since winning the belt back at Last Rites against Mad Dog Strangla.

JB: Introducing first, weighing in 330lbs, one third of the New Prophecy, one third of the DWF & cWe World Tag Team Champions and the current and reigning and defending Strikezone Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, he is simply known as SMASH!!!!!!

Fans start to boo him as he grabs the mic...


Smash: Ok, to all you fucking peasants, i'm keeping this short and sweet, to the dickhead in the back who wants to make himself famous for the night, come get your ass whooped!!!

(OOC: Make my day punk :P )

Posted on Nov 4, 2009, 2:11 PM

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Segment: Nobody and Rage

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the nWo Tag Team Champions, Nobody and Rage!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:39 PM

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Segment: Viper

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, also repping for the nWo, please welcome the reigning nWo United States Champion, Viper!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:42 PM

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A taste of things to come...

by Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ)



Suddenly the arena is plunged into darkness as Down With The Sickness begin to play, the drumbeat growing louder and louder till it's hammering away at the fans ears. The trons flare to life with footage of the raven haired hellraiser scroll across the massive screens. All through the arena, the fans shot to their feet in an uproar of cheers and applaus as the torches set around the stage erupted into towering pillars of violent red and black flames!

King: "Here we go!! Our Halloween treat is here!"

J.R: "Let's just hope she's in good spirits"

Cole: "Hahaha spirits, on Halloween, good one J.R"

J.R: "????"

The stage becomes illuminated in a cold blue light that shifted back and forth with the darkness whilst gusts of icy winds begin to blow all through the arena along electrifying the fans even more! From the stage, a dense white fog that slowly begins pumping out and swirling from the entrance, a spinning vortex of mist and fog shrouding the stage in an ethereal world of glistening white.

The excited fans exploded with screams as the lasers began firing through the fog giving the appearance of a lightning storm and the lights are now a blood red hue. The red beams of light now ablaze with an unearthly glow, pierce the white opaque cloud and began forming into the shape of a gigantic coiled snake that opened it's mouth with it's 5 foot fangs bared and struck into the air and right through the stands causing the fans to scream in delight! The ecstatic fans watching on, jumped again as another monsterous explosion lit up the entire arena and wave after wave of thunderous explosions ripped and rocked the Dwf arena to it's very foundations!

Flames erupted along the stage and engulfed the entrance before spreading down the steel encased rampway like wildfire! Amidst the cheering and applause, a searchlight sliced through the fog and locked in on not one but two sparks of flames at both sides of the entrance. The fans watched in excitement as the sparks spread and formed into two huge rings of fire and then two figures slowly began to rise through the stage, it was Viper and Kade! Stepping through the flames and smoke, Viper sauntered out onto the stage in a pair of custom black leather bondage pants with a matching black leather halter and platform boots that inched just above her knee. Kade stepped out wearing black jeans, boots and a Steeler's Jersey.

King: "What the!? What's Kade doing out here and with Viper!?"

J.R: "I'm afraid i don't know. This is rather odd"

Cole: "Do you think...?"

King: "No! Viper wouldn't cheat on me"

Grisham: "You're not together!"

King: "That's just a slight technicality"

J.R: "Just a slight technicality??"

King: "Hey I didn't know Kade was a Steelers fan or from Pittsburgh"

J.R: "I don't think he's from Pittsburgh, no one really knows where Kade's from"

Cole: "We should ask him"

Grisham: "You ask him, i'm not asking him anything!"

King: "It's your job"

Grisham: grins "Not anymore"

The fans erupted again as the winds blowing throughout the arena rose over the brunette in a tornado effect as she raised the nWo United States championship title high into the air while Kade thrust the Dwf IC title, the two champions holding them up for all to see and envy!

Leveling her head, the raven haired hellraiser broke into a smug smile at the fans for another moment before she and Kade began walking down the ramp with a cocky swag and that brought on even more cheers. The two champs casting glances at the crowds and keeping a wary eye open for surprise attacks, they continued down to the ring. The fiery brunette's lips curled back further into a fiendish smile as they passed through the firestorm of dancing flames that had formed on both sides of them like a tunnel making them both look like demons straight out of hell.

When they reached the ring, Kade went up through the steps while Viper climbed onto the apron, and leaning way over the ropes, she wiggled her assetts towards the camera causing the male fans to leave their seats in appreciation for the vixen!

Once in the ring, the lethal diva smirked as she took the mic and letting her gaze drift, she raised it to her lips.


"Thought i'd come out here to address a question that I keep hearing over and over and over again. 'Viper why are you in the nWo?' The answer is this, i'm the quintessential anti-hero. I'm aggressive, i'm high profile and when I speak, everyone listens, especially the haters so why not join forces with the nWo who have always been anti-heros? It was a no brainer really.


J.R: "Viper has a point there"

King: "She has alot of good..points"

"Think about it, i've always stood up and told it like it is whether people liked it or not. I've always said what needed to be said and said what wasn't being said and should have. I'm aware that the truth hurts and that there are some that can't handle the truth, to them I say, too bad, so sad, man up and grow a thicker skin or keep hiding under your momma's skirt"

King: "Oh snap!!"

J.R: "Vintage Viper!"

"Sure sure, this hasn't made me popular with these ones but who cares? They're haters and the haters are my biggest fans" Viper smirked "I understand that while my fans turn out at every show and order every pay per view, my haters have shrines erected to me, granted they've been made by a nasty little creeper or two but so what? Gets my name out there even more, more notoriety and free publicity if you will. Shows they can't stop thinking about me, it's win-win really. Okay, it's all win for me but you'll never get the same old snore television from us."

King: "Can't dispute that, everyone wants Viper on their team."

J.R: "You're right, no one can. That young lady fills every seat in the huge arenas the Dwf travels to, she even fills whichever federation she's in and leaves those she won't have any part of with a shredded ego and a huge rejection complex"

"Now onto the second point i'd like to address. A few people have had a problem with the name, we've heard it before and believe it or not, we were listening, making sure to take note of who you are, just to make sure we have you on our...list"

With a menacing smile, the dangerous diva holds up a slip of paper that she holds up to the camera, briefly displaying a list of names.

Cole: "Uh oh"

Grisham: "That can't be good"

J.R: "Not if you're on the nWo's list"

"So to these few, it's your turn to listen. Who cares what you think?"

King: "YEAH! Tell them Vipe!"

"What can I say, the name suits us since we have our own agenda and we cater to noone. Not to the haters, not to ego driven, anal retentive jackoffs from the tiny indy leagues that no one cares about, and especially not to the ones that want OUR titles. We're here and we're going to continue doing what we do best and that's dominating the wrestling universe! Tonight will be another nWo night, mark my words, we will show everyone that we will not and cannot be stopped!"

Viper's words brought on another thunderous explosion of cheers that resonated and rattled the very roof of the arena! But in the ring, the brunette traded looks with Kade who stood there with his arms crossed over his chest and nodding in agreement.

"Now if you'll excuse us, we have asses to kick and history to make"

(Fade)






Posted on Nov 8, 2009, 4:37 PM

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nWo United States Championship: Viper(c) vs ?

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is an open challenge! It is a Haunted Mansion match and it is for the nWo United States Championship!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:44 PM

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Bringing the thunder!

by Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ)

Slowly, the arena is immesed into darkness and the screens of the elaborately decorated jumbotron come to life taking the crowds of fans worldwide into an ominous looking room where in the distance, a massive pipeorgan can be seen through the candlelight, and heard over the pa system. The music from the organ continues to play softly while the camera warily zooms in closer behind a large gothic chair.

Then. without warning, the tempo of the music picks up and the volume rises sending the fans to their feet in an explosion of cheers and applause when the chair is found empty and the organ is found to be playing itself! Suddenly, the screen splits into two halves and then into three where two more cameras take the fans on a tour of the "Haunted Mansion's" interior and exterior where the lethal diva will soon engage someone in battle.

The crowds back in the arena continue to pop as wrought iron fences surrounding the eerie estate are displayed along with a foreboding belfry crowning the frightening building. The camera continues to pan past the seemingly pristine landscape when it pauses on the scene of a vast family cemetary, partially obscured by barren trees and highlighted in the light of a bright yellow moon.

King: "Hey that's Damien's manor!"

J.R: "Damien's manor? When have you ever been there??"

King: "I've seen photos of it..wait, on second thought, it's not, i don't see any bats in his belfry hahaha"

Cole: "He can hear everything we say you know"

King: "Meep!"

Meanwhile in the third screen, the interior takes the crowds through the museum like home where candlebras are shown in various rooms before coming to a long row of eerie portraits of the mansion's long deceased ancestors lining the walls that lead up a winding master staircase to a second level.

Just then, the crowds are sent into a frenzy when a floating candle appears at the top of the stairwell and begins making it's descent All eyes are fixed on the flickering light as it gets closer and closer till the light is held up revealing a half grinning Viper dressed like a female Phantom of the opera! Emerging from the shadows, she wore a long black cape and a small white mask covering half of her face, the hellraising brunette steps into full view and places the candle to one side which cues the lights to rise. Once Viper removes the cape, the crowds could see the nWo United States Championship belt secured around her waist and that wasn't all, instead of tuxedo pants and a jacket, she had replaced them with her trademark low-rise black leather pants, boots and a black halter tuxedo top which left her back bare.

Handing off all of her gold to the referee that had entered from the right, the lethal diva smiled into the camera. "You're all so lucky that i'm here." Viper winked then turning, proceeded towards the formal dining room to one side and using the chair, stepped up on the table itself and crouched down. "Tonight, it's the unholiest of nights, it's All Hallows Eve when all of the big baddies come out to play! Well here i am bitches and it's time for someone to get an asskicking. So who wants to come play with me? "



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You gotta bring more than just the thunder you gotta bring the lightning too.

by Gideon

Gideon had entred the haunted house. Originally he wsn't planning on competing but when Viper through te challenge he decided to accept. Not because she put her title on the line but because she was one of the creatures he saw as his equal in skill and brutality. She ws also one of the few creatures he actually enjoyed competing with. Everytime he has competed with her there was never a dull moment. Not to mention they always manage to blow the roof off of the arena.

She was also one of the creatures he respected and admired most. Gideon searched the house for Viper. The place was just so huge and there were just to many rooms to search. Knowing her, it wouldn't take long before she got the drop on him so he had to pay extra attention to his surroundings. Gideon could literally see the spirits with his spiritual eyes. Luckily That ws one advantamge he had over most immortals.

Due to being a ghostwalker with his phaseshifting he was in tune with the spirit realm. It was one of the reasons why he was one of the most sought after hunters. Unlike other immortals he was specifically created to be the perfect hunter when it came to hunting supernatural creatures. even so Viper was no ordinary vampire. much like Marco, she was a unique creature. she had all of their strengths and then some and none of their weaknesses. she posesseed abilities that other vampires didn't have She truly was perfect in her own way.

Posted on Nov 5, 2009, 7:00 PM

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I agree, maybe this will sizzle your ass > :o

by Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ)

No sooner had Gideon gotten that faraway look in his eyes again, the unamused brunette had hurled a dining chair in his direction! That woke Gideon up and if it hadn't, her sprinting across the surface of the table and firing a missledrop kick that slammed square into his chest and dropped him to the floor had!

"You come here to fight or to stand around?" Viper grinned ferally as she drilled Gideon with a succession of vicious kicks and stomps! "How's that feel huh? Good for you?? It's great for me!" she continued before ripping Gideon up by the back of the head and whipping him backfirst into a wall!

Gideon seemed to be shaking the rust but it was too late, Gideon found himself flying again when the diva leapt on him and took him over with a Monkeyflip that landed him back on the floor!

"So what's it going to be Warrior? Fight or stare off into space and get your ass kicked twice as bad?"

Viper taunted as she stalked Gideon with a twisted smile and a 'come get you some' gesture, the brunette circled, just waiting for him to get up....

Posted on Nov 7, 2009, 8:05 AM

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It most likely will. just remember I wuvs you before kick me down the flight of stairs.

by Gideon

Just as he suspect Viper got the drop on him while he was distracted with the ghosts. "i'm sorry dear I was just waiting for you and wondering when you would show up." Gideon saw a broom and picked it up and started swirling it around as he circled Viper. During his time with his brother in china one of the weapons he learned to use during his martial arts training was a bow staff. When he saw the broom he decided to put those skills to the test.

Gideon swung at Viper with the broom but she moved out of the way. He continued to swirl it as he moved in on her. Viper had then picked up a mop to even things out. Gideonswung again but she blocked it using the mop. Viper then went on the offence as she started swinging back. Gideon blocked the attacks and ten swept her off her feet then followed that up by striking her in the midsection wth the broom. The dark savior swung again but she rolled out of the way.

The Venemous Vixen quickly got to her feet and cracked him over the head with the mop. Gideon looked back up at Viper as he rubbed his head. "Now I know what to expect if I don't do the chores you give me." Gideon qualmed as he chuckled. Just as Gideon finished talking he found himself with Viper's legs wrapped around his head taking him down with a hurricarana. "For a second there I thought I was in Red Lobster." Gideon said with a smirk. Gideon was playing the same game Viper was as he tried to get in her head.Viper delivered a roundhouse kick to Gideon's temple taking him back down. She then swung at Gideon but he ducked and then picked her up over his shoulders and got her in the torture rack. The Holy warrior then followed that up by bench pressing Viper in the air. "I made the right choice in sending Caleb to you for training. You make a great workout partner."

Posted on Nov 7, 2009, 3:34 PM

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Segment: Anonymous

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Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..."




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:45 PM

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D.W.F Aggression World Championship: Gojinn(c) vs Jonny Flamez

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Howard Finkle:"This contest is set for one fall and it is for the DWF Aggression Championship!!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:47 PM

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Lets get this shin-dig started!

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The lights in the arena fade out, and darkness fills the air. The Industrial sounds of "American Head Charge's "Violent Reaction" blares out over the P.A system. When the guitars kick in flames shoot out of the stage and the arena begins to glow an eerie red. Shortly after that Jonny Flamez emerges from be hind the set, to a pretty decent cheer from the crowd. The new comer has only had one match, and the fans a seeming to enjoy what he has brought with him. He looks around the arena as he stands at the top on the stage, taking in what he can, before he begins to head to the ring. Determined look on his face as he walks, knowing that tonight he has a Title match.

Fink: "Introducing First, The Challenger, from Roanoke, Virginia, weighing in at 279 lbs, Jonny Flamez!"

He hops onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes, daunting his Cut-off Camo shorts, and a Rage Against the Machine sleeveless shirt, he looks ready. He warms up in the ring as the Music fades out, and the lights fade back to normal.

Posted on Nov 6, 2009, 9:33 AM

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Segment: Damien Death

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Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Vampire King, Damien Death!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:48 PM

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Time is on my side... yes it is

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The scene opens up in the nWo lockerroom, where Damien is seen sitting alone, winding tape around his wrists. The rest of the nWo, even his "harem" have left the lockerroom area, giving him a brief moment alone.

"Tonight is a very special night. Winner takes all. Those three words have lost so much meaning in this organization, with Kane2000 throwing his multitude of tin straps on the line, treating them as the worthless trinkets of past glory that they are. I almost hate my match tonight, which could potentially be my last ever, being billed in a Winner Takes All sense, but as those words were the one that escaped my mouth, that is going to be the nature of the beast.

"Unlike other individuals in this organization, I have competed in matches that resulted in a death sentence. I have no regrets about things that I have done in the past only because that is the way things have to be. Which is why this match could very well end with a death sentence for me..."

A cold smile crept across Damien's face.

"You see, win or lose, The Dark Requiem and I are going to be far from finished. I lose, while I may not waste any of my time on fans, I will be hunting that blue son of a bitch. I win, well, I will still be taking shots on that motherfucker. Just this time, I will be bringing hell with me. I certainly would not envy Candice... yes the amount of lawsuits that I am sure this company will endure as a result of my course of action should I lose will make the fiasco between myself and Undead Enigma pale in comparison.

"Tonight if I do not win, my body will slowly eat away at itself. I'll be able to fight it off by feeding on others to a higher degree than normal, but eventually the disease would win. The only variable will be how many people I take along the way.

"Of course, that would mean that I plan on losing, which I do not. Tonight, Darkling, I am going to break you. I will be reclaiming my championship, and you will be removing this toxin from my body. And then, after that I might just try to add you to the list of in ring deaths that I have accumulated."

Posted on Nov 7, 2009, 7:06 PM

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D.W.F Tag Team Championship: New Prophecy(c) vs All tag teams

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"This contest is a D.W.F Tag team invitational gauntlet! All tag teams are welcome to step up to the champions!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:50 PM

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Time to bring on the victims... I mean contestants, phew, lol!

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The New Prophecy are already in the ring, Kane2000 grabs the mic as the dual tag champs are here to speak.

Kane2K: It's clear to me that since winning the Undisputed World title, I have earned the leadership rights to this faction and until our first opponents come in, lets set a few ground rules.

1) The winning team gets the DWF & cWe Tag titles as well as this shiny trophy and a cheque for $1.5million between the winning team!
2) Elimination occurs with pinfall, submission or throwing someone over the top rope.
3) The last two teams face off with normal rules applying.

The only thing that remains is, due to the freebird rule, who will be entering on behalf of the New Prophecy? THAT... remains to be seen!

Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 9:46 AM

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And now, the announcement... (open)

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Representing the New Prophecy, is Mr. Van Halen AND........... Kane2000

So, introducing team number one...



Posted on Nov 4, 2009, 2:20 PM

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Segment: Mystery opponent

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Please welcome...!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:53 PM

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The Tron crackled to life, drawing all attention...

by ???

Darkness poured around the small space, only a single light shining from above.

Lights flashed around a fogged-over audience, all within standing and cheering, arms waving, fists pounding up in the air...

Gunfire and sirens sounded in the background, dominating the speaker systems.

Bloodied saliva flew through the air, splattering the ring canvas. Grunts echoed around as two bodies slammed into one another, one sharp connection between one face and another, a masculine yelp of agony creating a ruckus of cheers from the fans at ringside...

A heavy exhale, lengthened and chopped by anticipation.

A body flying from the top of the cage, colliding with another inside the ring, sounds of collision overcoming the popping gunfire...

Jerry Lawler's scream cut over the crowd's shouts of disbelief: "Holy shit! Holy shit! No one's getting up from that!"


Fingers flexing, the tape around them squeaking only just, hands resting atop denim-clad knees.

Jim Ross damn near leapt out of his seat, knocking his chair to the floor, as one competitor slugged their way up from being on their knees, then sent their opponent toppling out of the ring with a flying dropkick and followed them out by leaping up onto the top rope and hitting a picture-perfect Asai moonsault, and he shouted aloud, "Oh my God, what tenacity!"

Light became blocked by a body moving to stand in the way, the shadow cascading over everything, silence descending.

A warrior astride a powerful horse, sword raised and ready to strike, flashed across the screen. A golden light surrounded their form, wings bursting out from their back and spread wide to help the steeds lightning pace. A ghostly beat of wings breaking the silence...

Adrenalin surging throughout the body as it moved to the door. One hand reached out to grasp the doorknob, and the shoulders heaved softly as they inhaled one last breath.

Resolutions finally coming to a head.

The door opened and shut within moment of each movement, the light snapping out and creating darkness once more.

It was time.

Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 4:48 PM

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Indestructible...

by ???

Darkness fell over the arena as an air raid siren began to sound from the speakers. Fans began to wonder if this was indeed an attack while high-beam lights strobed over the audience, sounds of bombing and gunfire causing several to be restless. Until lightning struck the stage in multiple areas as the music for Disturbed's "Indestructible" kicked off, and big blooms of fire erupted from the points lightning had hit.

One of the searching spotlights snapped to the stage, casting into light the blonde bombshell known as Kalysto standing at the edge of the stage, her right fist raised high overhead as sapphire eyes remained fixed on a point far in front of herself, causing the excited fans in the arena to erupt into a frenzy, screaming out and filling the air with cheers and jeers.

Her soft, pouty lips remained firmly in a line, neither a smile nor a frown as the sound washed over her. The woman adorned herself in camouflage fatigues in the colors of white, black, gray, and blue-gray, a white A-style t-shirt over a black sports tank top, silver-over-black armwarmers covering her forearms, old scuffed on her feet and silver dog tags hanging from her neck, her long, blonde hair flowing loose down her back to her waist. Slowly, her arm lowered, and the Bad Girl soon made her way down the ramp into the still-darkened arena.

As the bright lights spun around the crowd, disrupting the darkness here and there, Kalysto walked toward the ring steps, taking them one at a time as she surveyed her surroundings, noting the creativity of the fans through the signs they brought to the arena. She barely paused as she stepped between ropes at the door entrance, eliciting groans from the men at missing their opportunity to catcall and wolf-whistle at her. The woman stopped in the center of the ring, arms rising slowly with the beat of the music, until they were straight up in the air. A quick glance around and the tiniest tilt to the corner of her mouth were the only warnings before she snapped her arms back down at the same time the searching strobe lights shut off, causing lightning to crash into all four ring posts, and behind her, a fiery explosion rose in the shape of large wings, bathing her in the glow of the flames.

The lights soon came back on in the arena as the smoke dissipated, and Kalysto crossed toward the announcer-side of the ring, to retrieve a microphone from one of the techs. Returning to the center of the squared circle, the former Queen of the Ring started to raise the mic toward her mouth, but the fans' shouts grew into an incredible roar, excitement dominating the feel of the crowd. She let the mic lower once more, amusement flickering in her eyes as she looked around the arena, letting the audience have their say.

After another minute or two, the rambunctious crowd began to quiet.

"Hi there, guys."

Fans started shouting their appreciation again, the noise level rising higher than before at hearing the familiar sugary-sweet, angelic voice of the one and only Kalysto.

"What, did you think I died?" she asked with a perfectly-shaped eyebrow rising above one of her sapphire eyes as she swept her gaze around the audience, the very slightest of smirks pressed in on her soft, pouty lips. "Sorry, but that seems a little too cliché around here and I'm all about doing my own thing, not following the latest fad."

Allowing the audience their time to laugh at the slightly-overdone storylines most wrestling federations had served up over the years, Kaly waited until the noise level dipped down once more. As it diminished, the blonde bombshell brought the microphone back up to her lips. "No, I'm very much alive and kicking, much to the chagrin of many, I'm sure," she stated. "Though, the opinions of others never really bothered me much. You don't like me?" She shrugged a shoulder. "Well, I don't care. Deal with it."

A ghost of a smirk crossed her lips, and she continued with, "And of course, those same people, and truthfully more than just them, are beside themselves right now, demanding what right I have to challenging for a championship when I haven't seen the inside of a ring in over a year, and I'm definitely not on some stupid list as a rightful contender. Truth be told..." Sapphire eyes bore down into the lens of the closest ring camera, "I really don't give a shit. I've gone to Hell and back this last year, and came out alive. Invincible... indestructible."

Her arm shot up into the air, and her die-hard fans threw their own up in response.

"I'm back, and I'm ready to throw down," she declared as her arm lowered again. "And who better to throw down with than one of the greatest superstars on this roster?"

Shouts rose for the kind words for the current Intercontinental Champion.

"Oh, hold on... Sorry, that was my opinion of Kade before he started running around with a bunch of people that were handed titles that didn't even exist not too long ago. Not to mention, he won the Intercontinental belt by a," She rolled her eyes, "'finger poke of death' and a lousy skit of a pinfall. Sorry, no. That's not earning the title in my book. Apparently, very few people on this roster actually earn belts and win matches in the traditional way." Shaking her head, the blonde sighed. "Terribly sad when even the greats fall so far."

Darkened blue eyes rose to the camera lens, the stare narrowed, and the fans in the arena stuttered into quiet as they gazed at her. It seemed to them that her appearance began to grow more savage right in front of their eyes. Her stance changed from relaxed to that of a predator, her blonde locks took on a volume reminiscent of a dangerous wild animal, her stare as piercing and alert as a bird of prey.

"Truth is, I'm not here to challenge for silly scraps of leather and gold. I've had my share of championship reigns, I've built a legacy that not many competitors can boast to having. I'm here to restore glory, to bring this sorry excuse for a company back to its feet. Mark this as the DWF's final notice..."

She stepped toward the camera, drawing a slight shaking from its operator. But the woman stopped just before the lens as she allowed her gaze to harden even further.

"The call has been heard, and your reckoning has come."







Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 5:21 PM

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Segment: Kade

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Now please welcome The Demon In Black, Kade!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:54 PM

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Hmmm

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As the lights dimmed in the arena the scene on the tron changed to what appeared to be one of the dark hallways, deep in the building. A slow but steady steam of fog covered the ground as two large black boots broke it, causing the camera to rise. Panning up the black material covering his legs to his stomach and exposed chest it rested on Kade's face.

"The old expression holds true again. The more things change, the more they stay the same. The role unchanged is someone who has come along to cast out all evil doers and to rid the world of what they feel is destructive creatures whom will bring about the Apocalyptic end. The person playing the role has changed. It is that of the returning blonde bombshell. The Definition of Sex, Power, and Honor. Kalysto while a once a worthy foe has turned into a hypocritical, unreliable, unseen, useless, non-existent, waste of credibility. She claims to be here to bring reckoning. To bring honor. Last I checked when did Gideon grow a fantastic set of breasts?" Kade raised an eyebrow.

As Kade pulled his leather trench coat off the stand that held it, he pulled it on, adjusting it as needed. Zipping the sleeves, his eyes turned back to the camera. "That is beyond a shadow of a doubt trademark infringement. Now if someone who cared little for what titles represent and are, they wouldn't be accepting title matches. So let me ask this question? If Kalysto is to win will she simply hold the title up in the air and say to the world," Kade stopped, picking up the Intercontinental title, "I am releasing this championship of its owner and offering it to any real challenger." Kade boomed as a look of honest arrogance come over his face.

"At which point I'm almost absolutely positive one of my lesser challengers will run out from the back and cling to the title like that strange little creature in the Lord of the Rings movie." Kade spoke, putting the title around his waist in the reverse to adjust the snaps, and then turned it around correctly.

"Kalysto perhaps I should forewarn you about a lesson you seemed to have forgotten while you were away in your lovers' nest with Mad Donkey Sucker." Kade stopped to put on his hat. Your words and your actions will not dazzle me with their brilliance or baffle me with their bull shit. And at the end of the evening, no matter what, the other thing that doesn't change is when you come face to face with The Demon in Black you will Rot....In....Pieces!" Kade snarled, his head bowing to block his face as he walked past, the camera staring into the darkness and fog.


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D.W.F Intercontinental Championship: Kade(c) vs ?

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Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is set a Cage Match and it is for the Intercontinental Championship!"



Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:57 PM

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Not coming alone!

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The crowd stood in attention as they waited patiently to see who would come out first. Suddenly a gong rang out through the arena and the fans erupted into cheers. The fans all turned at once to the entrance ramp as smoke begun filling the ramp and ring area with a logo appearing on the tron. Once the ground could no longer be seen another gong rang out as a huge wall of fire shot up from the stage and disappeared just as quick while the lights went down and Voices by Rev Theory started playing. As a red light begins to overtake the arena a single spotlight waited at the top of the ramp. Fire begins shooting up from all around the stage at a steady pace. "Ladies and Gentlemen Hell has opened!" JR yelled.

With the fog still covering the floor in the spot light a figure began rising from what seems like the depths of hell. All the crowd could make out was a cowboy hat and a long coat, but they all knew that the demon in black was on the loose again.

"Weighing in at 275 pounds and standing at 69, from the nWo, DWF Intercontinental Champion, The Intimidator, KADE!" The crowd roared as his name echoed through the arena. A third gong rang as Kade began walking to the ring. It was a slow pace as he made his way down the ramp, seemingly in no hurry as if time would wait for him. Stopping at the end, he stared into the ring expressionless, as the cheers grew even louder as a bouncing Viper come from behind the curtain suddenly! With pig tails and wearing a black nWo cheerleader sleeveless uniform, equipped with barbed wire wrapped pom-poms to boot! As she got to the end of the ramp she noticed Kades amusement.

Regaining his composure he began walking toward the caged ring with Viper right beside him. Getting to the first step he stopped just for a slight second as he began his ascent up them. Stopping on the final one Kade bowed his head as the fans waited with anticipation. Slowly he raised his head with the same expressionless face. Without warning Kade threw his arms high into the air as a huge explosion occurred, and the ring seemingly moving from its base as Viper jumped up and down shaking her pom-poms as the fans cheered. "GEEZE! JR I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT!.....BUT I LOVE WHEN SHE DOES THAT!" King groaned. If it wasn't eerie enough even more strange was the flames and fog stopped and everything was in clear sight.

Lowering his arms, Kade made his move and stepped onto the ring apron and in, into the cage and in between the ropes. Before turning he grabbed the sides of his coat and as he turned swung it, before it swung back into place. Reaching he unzipped the sides of the arms and then removed the coat showing off his clothing. Wearing a black singlet that had the straps pulled down, and black bottoms made of the same material as his singlet a elbow pad on his left elbow and black leather wrestling boots stopping just below the knee.

His hands were covered with MMA half fingered fighting gloves as well. And of course his DWF Intercontinental Championship. Slowly he reached up and took off his hat before handing it to the ring attendant who also caught his coat outside the cage. Removing the title, he handed it to the ref. The only quick movement he did was pulling his singlet into place, displaying the logo from the tron. Walking around the ring, he stopped, standing in the middle, as he watched the entrance ramp, waiting for his foe as he glared through the cage. Off to the side on the outside Viper continued to shake her pom-poms as the fans kept cheering.



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Master of War...

by Kalysto

Darkness fell over the arena as an air raid siren began to sound from the speakers. Fans began to wonder if this was indeed an attack while high-beam lights strobed over the audience, sounds of bombing and gunfire causing several to be restless. Until lightning struck the stage in multiple areas as the music for Disturbed's "Indestructible" kicked off, and big blooms of fire erupted from the points lightning had hit.

One of the searching spotlights snapped to the stage, casting into light the blonde bombshell known as Kalysto standing at the edge of the stage, her right fist raised high overhead as sapphire eyes remained fixed on a point far in front of herself, causing the excited fans in the arena to erupt into a frenzy, screaming out and filling the air with cheers and jeers.

Her soft, pouty lips remained firmly in a line, neither a smile nor a frown as the sound washed over her. The woman adorned herself in camouflage fatigues in the colors of white, black, gray, and blue-gray, a white A-style t-shirt over a black sports tank top, silver-over-black armwarmers covering her forearms, old scuffed on her feet and silver dog tags hanging from her neck, her long, blonde hair flowing loose down her back to her waist. Slowly, her arm lowered, and the Bad Girl soon made her way down the ramp into the still-darkened arena.

As the bright lights spun around the crowd, disrupting the darkness here and there, Kalysto walked toward the ring steps, taking them one at a time as she surveyed her surroundings, eyes sliding over the massive cage structure encompassing the ring and the champion standing within. However, her attention soon turned from the cage to the cheerleader standing near the door.

Eyes of both females locked. Neither looked pleased, though one seemed far more annoyed than the other. Viper then smiled sweetly in that drawing-prey-into-false-security sort of way, barbed-wired pom-poms shuffling as she started to bounce around again.

Kaly wasn't drawn in, and as Viper was twirling around with her pom-poms, the blonde bombshell darted by, leaping up to the door without using the steps, barely pausing as she stepped between the ropes there which elicited groans from the men at missing their opportunity to catcall and wolf-whistle at her, and she spun around, her arm shooting out to grab the door and slam it shut as Viper was completing her pirouette. The two women stared one another down as the techs began to chain the door shut.

Spinning back around, the Bad Girl sauntered toward the center of the ring as Kade stepped toward the side, neither lifting their stares on the other. Once she reached her destination in the middle of the ring, she turned her attention to the fans, arms rising slowly with the beat of the music, until they were straight up in the air. A quick glance around and the tiniest tilt to the corner of her mouth were the only warnings before she snapped her arms back down at the same time the searching strobe lights shut off, causing lightning to crash into all four ring posts, and behind her, a fiery explosion rose in the shape of large wings, bathing her in the glow of the flames.

The lights soon came back on in the arena as the smoke dissipated, and Kalysto yet again turned her gaze to the champion. She beckoned him to the center with a tilt of her chin as the ref began to explain the instructions of the match. The blonde never heard a word he said, for her focus was on her opponent that stood towering over her, glaring down at her as she returned the sentiment.

That is, until her pouty lips quirked up at the corner, and she uttered one sentence to the champion.

"I see you've fallen so far that you need backup now, even for an escape-only cage match... pitiful."







Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 5:23 PM

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Mistress of destruction...

by Viper

"Back up in a Cage Match???" Viper laughed outloud, a mic now held in her hand. "You really are a blonde aren't you?" The half smirking brunette remarked with a roll of her eyes and a shake of her head. The crowds chimed in with laughter and began a chant for Viper as she drew close to the bars and leveled her amused gaze at Kalysto.

"Funny, the only thing I find pitiful is how that cowardly PIG of a murderous boyfriend of yours picked up and ran off with his tiny tail between his fat legs."

Ooo's rang out when the raven haired hellraiser went there and flipped her hair as she sauntered back and forth outside the cage, the target of her venom watching her from the other side of the cage.

King: "Oh snap!!! Viper isn't holding anything back! We might have ourselves a cat fight!"

J.R: "In this case, I can't blame Viper, she heard everything Kalysto had to say before the match"

"You're not fooling anyone Kalysto, you didn't return to clean-up the Dwf, it's just fine, just like it was before you returned and it'll be fine when you're gone again. The only reason you're back is because your man, and I use that term very loosely, left you and you have nothing and no one now. Or..."

Viper grinned fully as she wound up for the pitch....

Cole: "Uh oh"

Grisham: "There's more??"

King: "Viper always brings more haha"

"You're just trying to make more comebacks than Brett Favre of who is it this year? The Vikings?"

Laughter rang out and Viper joined them, her hand reaching off to hand the mic off to a tech and retrieving her pom poms to lead the fans in a cheer for...the Vikings!

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Tougher barbs are gonna be needed to get through this shell, sweetie...

by Kalysto

Kalysto merely watched Viper as she continued to taunt and tease, and the blonde couldn't help the smirk that graced her pouty lips.

Nevermind the fact that it was Viper who had saved the life of the one she spoke of. Nevermind it was Viper that got bent out of shape over something that had happened between the pair. Nevermind that the acid in her words was as likely directed at her as it was at her friend and his ill-conceived departure because she felt just as jilted.

None of these thoughts left her lips, however. She had a better head on her shoulders than most thought. And she knew that any moment those thoughts were spoken aloud in the hearing range of Viper, her life would be forfeit if the Lasombra Queen could find a way to kill her.

The venomous vixen catered to her adoring fans, playing up to them, and Kaly had to hand it to the brunette; she had picked a career well-suited to her talents. Lots of talking, lots of violence, and masses of people willing to be her lambs at the slaughter. All willing to accept her words as gospel.

But Kaly wasn't about to let herself be bothered by hearsay and rumor, or whatever else Viper thought to be the truth.

Instead, she turned to her attention to Kade when Viper had returned to her pom-poms. "She really is the only one of you with a cock now, huh?"

And without waiting for the bell, the two ring gladiators swung for the other...

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We're never gonna get this match in at this rate.

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Both ducked the other's wild swing attempts. "You need to be a lot less worried about her. And a lot more worried about who is locked in here with you." Kade said softly. And then a huge right upper cut connected, that launched her from the middle of the ring into the cage. Kade ran in to smash her into it, but being a veteran she knew to move. And did so as the bigger of the two hit against it.

Spinning Kade went after her, but was met with a quick drop toe hold as Kalysto hopped to her feet. Delivering a elbow to the kneeling big man, followed by another and another popping off two more on the downed champion. Bouncing off the ropes, Kalysto delivered a leg drop to the back of his head, as Kade rolled out of the way finally. Getting to the ropes he begun to stand as Kalysto followed over and jumped up into a cross body. The force, slammed into Kade, slamming him into the mesh and ropes. Jumping down she stepped back and then delivered a drop kick to the right knee.

Following another, Kalysto seemed to be firmly in control. As the staggering giant went into a corner, Kalysto put the left knee on the middle rope. Isolating the right knee was key. The right side being the stronger side of Kade, he had his right knee quickly kicked, sweeping it out from under him. Kade caught himself, but had to balance back on the bad leg. Using the ropes to help with the weight, Kalysto bent Kade's leg and lifted just enough and pulled back from the ropes so that way it was almost like a botched splits for Kade, and bent his right knee across her leg causing impact and damage.

With Kade downed, Kalysto grabbed his hair and yanked as hard as she caught towards the cage. Getting him to where she wanted she delivered a stiff knee, draping him across the ropes. Grabbing his hair, he pulled back and then just as he was about to where he'd be she slung his head foreword and slammed it off the cage. It was the first of many. As the fans even begun counting with her.


3

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Finally she stopped as Kade's forehead had become a beat red, to the point more shots could very well cause his blood to begin to pour from the reddening area. A head butt and then another slam, followed by grinding of the flesh into the cage caused a small trickle followed by more blood beginning to flow. Stepping back from Kade Kalysto admired her work for a moment.

That was until Kade felt a single drop of rolling blood go down his face. It was like someone flipped a switch, as the demon in black quickly begun getting to his feet. A kick followed by another to his knee would not stop as Kade was now up. Suddenly a right hand, followed by another. It was responded with a kick to the quickly worsening knee, followed by a responding right.

Suddenly as Kalysto went for a kick, Kade's left hand came across and connected clean to the jaw sending The Definition of Sex, Power, and Honor. Staggering, Kade sent a right and another, a left and another right. Without warning instead of another right, his hand grabbed her neck and slung her into the mesh fencing. As she bounced off she was met with a hard right boot. However, due to the wear it hardly had the same snap as Kalysto hit the ropes. Kade again made the same rookie mistake of running for a smash and was sent flying into the cage, this time knee first.

Foolishly leading with a right flying knee, Kade hit the cage and sunk quickly between the ropes and cage. Seeing her chance, Kalysto grabbed his quickly worsening leg, wrapping it over the top rope and tying it between the middle and top. Sweeping the left leg out from under him, causing a immediate and continuous yank almost like a half Boston crab on the knee. Bouncing off the ropes, Kalysto ran at the ropes and drop kicked the hung up right knee. Smirking, she stood on the bottom rope and then managed to get to the top, standing on the injured limb.

Using the cage to steady herself, she begun to jump, up and down onto the knee repeatedly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kade finally yelled. In a short period of time Kalysto had managed to seriously weaken the limb of Kade. Her self satisfied smirk, Kalysto hopped off the wounded knee, she begun walking to the door. As the ref undid the lock and opened it, Kalysto turned one last time to look at Kade who was just beginning to free himself. As she turned around to step through the ropes, Viper was there to greet her, swinging barbed wire laced pom-pom. Kalysto yelped in pain and jumped back into the cage. It bought Kade enough time to get free and begin standing, his face now almost covered in blood from the earlier treatment. Standing on one leg, Kade slapped and punched the bad leg and moved it. Putting it down, he was still bent over as suddenly he stood up. Flipping his hair from his face, his blue piercing eyes looked even more pronunced as Viper might have bought Kade enough time to get back in business.


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Are you kidding? It's like sex, you gotta have foreplay before the main event...

by Kalysto

Kaly hissed as she tested the skin of her arm, where the barbed wire of Viper's pom-poms had caught. Droplets of blood began to seep out, but nothing too terribly serious. Yet. At this rate, she'd be lucky to escape and still be able to walk once she did.

Her attention snapped back to her opponent, his glare hard enough to scare the piss out of any normal, sane person. Good thing Kaly wasn't a picture of mental health, otherwise this would never work. Instead, the blonde bombshell charged toward the Intercontinental champ, but a big boot with his injured leg caught her at the connection of her jaw, sending her staggering back. It wasn't powerful enough to topple her completely, and she knew he had to use that leg, otherwise he would've ended up flat on his ass instead. A giggle escaped her at this knowledge, even as she made sure her jaw was still attached as it should be and she brought her eyes around to Kade as the monstrously-tall man bore down on her, fists soon flying as, for the moment, his legs had been taken away from him as a valuable offense.

She got her arms up in defense, stemming the flow of punches raining down on her. "So are you saying you agree with me?" she asked as she blocked punch after punch, though several ones hit their marks. "That she's the only male in the whole roster?"

One fist finally struck her temple, sending the blonde pitching to the left, toward a turnbuckle-covered corner. Kade followed her in, quick to regulate her by trapping her in the corner, one hand gripping one of her arms looped around the top rope while the other shot back to slam fists into her ribs, trying to make breathing a chore. This also allowed some pressure to be taken off his injured knee, giving it a brief rest while he worked on bringing the returning competitor's momentum - and attitude - down several notches.

"You wanna find out how much a woman I'm not, little girl?" he growled back, a biting smirk on his mouth.

Kaly was breathless and felt the burning throb in her throat, her body beginning to slowly ache for the air it was being deprived of. But the woman wasn't out of tricks just yet. Her head snapped forward, her face colliding with his to stop his assault. It didn't matter that in the meantime, she'd adorned herself with his blood. "No, I'm good." She shifted once Kade seemed dazed momentarily, leaping up and slightly leaning toward the arm he'd trapped around the rope to alleviate the pressure on her shoulder, and her boots snapped out, slamming into the kneecaps underneath his pants. It did the trick, and the clamp around her wrist loosened to the point that she was able to slip her arm away from the rope, at least long enough to wrap both hands around the top rope and use them as leverage to leap up, sending a dropkick into Kade's chest and causing the big man to stumble back, giving her room to work with.

Which is never a good thing, leaving the Bad Girl to perch on the top turnbuckle. She steadied herself, only to launch forward off the corner, slamming into Kade with a crossbody and taking them both down to the mat. Kaly glanced toward the door, but made no move toward it. Not with a prowling cheerleader in the vicinity.

She instead straddled the downed Demon in Black, one hand grabbing a fistful of hair, and the other rocketing back to slam forward into his already-bloodied face. "Way I hear it," Kaly offered conversationally while her fist continued to rain down on him, Kade getting his arms up to protect his head as best he could, "you like 'em dark... and destructive..." She hopped up to slam a knee down into Kade's sternum, driving some air out of his lungs, "and rumor is, dating two at once."

Kade growled deeply, and as Kaly repositioned to hit him with the same move, his hands shot out, gripping her tightly around the throat. "Yeah, you're definitely not my type," he declared darkly, sitting up and rolling up on his uninjured knee to push himself up to his full height. "You don't know how to shut the hell up." He flung the blonde across the ring, smirking with satisfaction as the cage shook due to the force of her body's collision with the mesh and piping. Kaly fell between the cage wall and the ropes, sagging against the top one. Kade moved toward her, intent to possibly splash against her and crush her between him and the mesh. Feeling this intention coming on, Kaly ducked down, sliding along the mesh until she hit the ring mat itself.

But Kade had learned from the pitfalls of charging and thinking she'd stay still to take the hit. He put on the breaks when the blonde ducked out of the way, and with his hands gripping the top rope, the right boot began stomping a rhythm out on Kalysto's prone body. The woman grit her teeth, and forced herself to roll under the rope, right into the path of the boot, but once she was clear of the rope, her arms latched around his right ankle, and her legs wound up around his limb, her ankles crossing just below his hip. With her arms, she began wrenching away on the ankle, torquing it just right so that the knee was getting twisted about as well. Kade shook his leg, trying to kick the infuriating woman off, but to no avail it seemed. One leg disentangled from the other, and she kicked it at Kade's planted knee, striking a nerve at the back of the joint and causing the champ to topple down the ropes.

Scrambling back to her feet, Kaly immediately stomped down on his right ankle with both feet, beginning to work on the rest of his leg to keep him from being at full power. Not to mention, if this worked, it'd certainly limit his ability to climb up and out of the cage, leaving him only the one option for escape, making her job a bit easier in keeping him from getting anywhere. Another stomp followed, as did a swift kick to the already worked-over knee. She felt Kade latch his hands around the leg closest to him, but she spun swiftly away from his grip while simultaneously using her other to hit him in the jaw with a spinning wheel kick.

With Kade slowed down and laid out on the mat for at least a moment, Kaly stepped away from her opponent to head toward the farthest side of the cage, climbing the corners before starting to scale the mesh itself. "Let me shut you up for a bit," she stated quietly, glancing over her shoulder to gauge Kade's progress in regaining himself...

Posted on Nov 1, 2009, 11:04 PM

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What about sex behind a DQ?

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Kade laid motionless on the mat as Kalysto watched him. She'd seen this many times before. He was prone, injured, and yet at any moment he could sit straight up, run foreword and grab her. But when he simply turned to his side. She realized she had a real shot at getting out of the cage now. As she got to the top, she straddled the scaffolding and looked down at the waiting Viper. Turning she begin to stand slowly as she was debating what to do. When the fans begin cheering, she figured Kade was up. As she turned, she didn't see him right away until she looked down at the top rope and seen the huge hand grabbing her ankle.

The good thing about Kade, being he was very aware of his limitations. Yanking her ankle off the scaffolding, she fell onto her butt on it.Being smart, he didn't let go and allow her to fall back. Grabbing the other Kade went to pull until Kalysto struggled. Freeing a foot she promptly kicked Kade square in the forehead. Another shot, followed by another sent the big man flying off the rope. Catching himself, though landing on his bad leg, Kade growled, as he walked foreword.

The impact of his fall on his leg caused him to almost buckle. As he turned he barely had time to process the thought as the Bad Girl launched herself into another cross body knocking him down. Getting up Kalysto decided it was time to make it even more difficult time. To make it difficult for Kade to do anything. Seeing his left arm laying out, she jumped up delivering a knee to the center. Rolling off she watched Kade roll on the arm as she quickly pushed him back over. Putting a hand on his wrist, and the other on his shoulder she used it to brace herself, before slamming her knee back down into his arm.

Repeating this for a third time, Kalysto stood, not releasing his wrist transitioning into a arm bar. As Kade begin to struggle, trying to roll she held her grip firm, not releasing it. Moving to his knees, he stacked her as he planted his right leg out of instinct. When he put pressure on it though to stand Kade lost his footing which allowed Kalysto to roll him right onto his back. However, letting go of the arm, she moved back to her feet. Allowing Kade to get partially up, she grabbed the left wrist again.

As he got up and yanked his wrist away, a swift kick dropped him right back to one knee. Grabbing the arm she stepped under it, turning the arm, and then put it behind his back. As Kalysto pulled him back, she put knee against the blow of his arm pressed to his back. Getting a evil smile she fell back, slamming her knee into his elbow on impact, wrenching the arm and getting his injured knee as well due to being bent on it. Kade with a look of utter anguish on his face moved to his back, laying on the good arm.

Waiting for a moment to strike again, Kalysto again grabbed his left arm this time doing a standing arm bar, putting her feet in front of him and pulling on his arm. Each time she snapped back just a little more as she yanked on it. However, when she went to do it one more time, Kade unsuspectingly rolled with her. Kalysto tumbled right to her back and Kade used his good leg to get up. Due to the surprise he freed his arm and stumbled back.

Trying to get back on the offensive Kade watched Kalysto run at him. Turning his back to her, he used his right arm to grab her, lifting her up off the ground. Not having the strength to go for a tilt-a-world to hit a snake eyes or ram her into the cage, he simply fell and delivered all of his weight onto her stomach and ribs and the impact to her back. Kade, trying to make a fast break, signaled for the door to open and like a shot took off crawling. Kalysto saw this and due to being injured it wasn't as fast as he'd liked but he was moving in a hurried past for the door.....


Posted on Nov 2, 2009, 11:44 PM

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What is it with you and sex behind or in fast food places?

by Kalysto

Ignoring the cries of her shocked body, Kaly moved up to her knees, and launched herself forward, colliding with Kade and knocking him down to the canvas. Rolling, she was back on her knees in a few moments, and the clanking sound coming from the door assured her that the officials had locked it back up. But her attention resided on the slowly-moving Kade, who was struggling to gain some sort of height. By the time the big man was leaning heavily on his left knee, Kaly was throwing hard fists toward him. He blocked them, then threw his own back at her. She ducked the first one, caught the left one coming toward her, and easily took Kade down to the mat with an armbar drag.

Instead of letting her gain the advantage, Kade took it upon himself to ball his hand into a fist again and jamb it upward, into her chin. It caused the blonde bombshell to release whatever hold she was about to apply to his arm, and with it free, Kade sat up and slammed the point of his elbow into her temple, forcing her to fall to the side and roll away momentarily. It was enough to give Kade some time to breathe and figure out a way to get the damn woman to stay down long enough to get out.

Kaly had rolled away to the other side of the ring, hearing bells in her ears from the temple shot. Her vision was slightly hazy, and sound kept going in and out. Reaching the ropes, she grasped at the middle one, steadying her body long enough to try shaking off the effects. Once the equilibrium evened out and Kaly didn't feel like her head had turned inside-out, the blonde starting to rise to her feet while turning to find her opponent.

The Intercontinental champion had already claimed his vertical stance, and had crossed the expanse of the ring separating him from his challenger, though there was a pronounced limp in his quick gate. However, it hadn't been bad enough to keep him from sneaking up on the blonde, and his right hand flashed out, grasping Kaly around the throat and lifting her off her feet. Her hands clutched at his wrist, digging her nails into his flesh, but Kade paid it no attention. His left leg was taking the brunt of his weight, making it easier for him to swing around with the woman dangling in front of him. He paused, smirking as he took in the shouts of the fans, and then planted her with a vicious chokeslam. Her back bowed after the impact, her spine affected up and down its length, and then her body collapsed onto the mat in a heap once more, still.

Unfortunately for Kade, his bad leg gave out again due to the sudden weight shift, and he found himself staggering back into the ropes. He lounged there momentarily, allowing his leg a rest, but he nodded to the refs on the outside to alert them of his intentions. Once he felt sure his leg was going to make it, Kade pushed himself upright, and he limped toward the door, his pace slow but steady. Viper was beaming just outside the door, punching her pom-poms into the air as she awaited her teammate's escape and subsequent victory.

Kade saw the grin begin to melt from her face, but he didn't have the time to turn and see why. Instead, he found out the hard way; a shoulder smashing into his bad knee, taking him out with a hard clip.

The Bad Girl had rolled onto her side to see Kade hobbling toward the opened door, and she had scrambled onto her knees to get to her feet, taking off at a run before she fully had her feet under her. She pitched forward, and her shoulder hit lower than she had anticipated. It got the job done, regardless; Kade was down on the canvas, and the door was locked back up. Viper was quietly fuming outside the cage, but the blonde's attention was for the champ alone now. Getting her feet back underneath her once more, she raced to the ropes, hitting the bottom one and springboarding herself into landing a leg drop across Kade's chest. She returned to the ropes in seconds, utilizing the middle rope by launching off it and into a corkscrew, landing awkwardly and dropping double elbows, one into his left elbow and the other into his right thigh. A third run to the ropes saw Kaly climbing up onto the top one, leaping up into a moonsault and hitting Kade's prone form.

This quick offense took a lot of energy, and the landing itself was a bit more harsh than she had thought it'd be. Her ribs had screamed upon impact, courtesy of Kade's ministrations on them earlier in the match, and it caused the blonde Bad Girl to roll away from her opponent, breathing heavily and losing precious time in attempting her escape...

Posted on Nov 3, 2009, 8:52 PM

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You should try it.

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Kade growled as he started to get up. Moving slowly around he knew Kalysto would never get out of the cage. The minute her head stuck out, she was met with barbed wire. Ducking back she glared trying to figure out how to get passed Viper. Kade in the mean time had an ace up his sleeve no one knew about. Looking up and holding up three fingers for the signal the fans stood confused. Suddenly a title flew down from the Rafters from a line. As he unattached the title from the line Kade revealed he was holding his 100 STD Bullets Dodged In One Year Championship.

Looking back up the crowd could see Nobody as he reeled the line back in. Kade smirked as he bent slightly. He was timing it. He wouldn't rush it. The anticipation being part of what he was looking for. And when she did it, when Kalysto turned, there it was. Kade lunging foreword to slam the 100 STD Bullets Dodged in One Year title right into her skull!

"AHHH! THERE IS ONE BULLET SHE COULDN'T DODGE!" King yelled. Tossing the belt over the top to Viper, Kade turned his attention back to Kalysto. Bending down, he pulled her up, slow as his body still ached from the beating. Whipping her into the ropes, Kade let her come back to her went right into a float over DDT. A easy move when your legs and arms are hurt.

Kade laid on the ground for a moment as he tried to regain his bearings. Though he couldn't help but have a small smile about the fact his newly won title was just used. Looking over at the still grounded Kalysto. After all the trash talking he had to get in it some more. "Hey girl! That's one title I'm sure you wont get."


Posted on Nov 4, 2009, 7:30 PM

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I'm far classier than that, so it'd have to be Olive Garden or the Melting Pot...

by Kalysto

There were a few stars popping up between her eyeballs and eyelids, and she was almost certain there was a large lump forming at the connection point of her skull and his ridiculous title. She heard Kade's comment, and she groaned as she cracked her eyes open to glare at the smirking Demon in Black.

"Pretty sure I'm not as much a whore as you are," she remarked. "A hundred girls, congrats... or was it just the two with fifty STDs a piece?"

Kade snorted, sitting up slowly while Kaly pushed up to her hands and knees, shaking her head to get rid of the cobwebs. The Intercontinental champ rolled toward his left, getting up onto his knees and leaning toward the left to put his weight on that one. This allowed Kade to start hammering heavy fists into Kaly's spine, sending her splaying out onto the canvas yet again. "You have an unnatural obsession with my bedroom etiquette, you know that? I think your focus is completely misplaced."

Grabbing the challenger by the arm, Kade hoisted Kaly up with him as he gingerly made it to his feet. The arm in his grasp was wrenched behind her back, and Kade kept that arm right where it was when he scooped Kaly up and held her above his head in an impressive military press. Kaly grit her teeth together to keep her shout of pain at bay, and Kade decided he wasn't going to simply settle for that. Temporarily, he let a good amount of her weight settle on his left arm while the right torqued on the twisted arm in its hold, putting more strain and pressure on her shoulder. Each tug sent a surge of fire through her, and by the fourth time, Kaly was audibly yelping.

With his left arm beginning to scream at him as well, Kade opted to shift his opponent's weight solely onto his right in order to toss the blonde bombshell across the ring to the nearest side of the cage, watching with masked glee when the woman collided with the mesh haphazardly. Kaly was feeling it, regardless, especially when the shock of the collision went right through her and shook her sore shoulder before she fell to the ring right onto it. Another hoarse shout ripped itself from her lips, her shoulder feeling on fire. Arm for an arm and all that, wasn't it...

Kade strode toward his downed opponent, grabbed her by the throat, and hoisted her into the air once more. This time, he slammed her spine-first into the cage side, once, twice, three times. By the fifth shot, the fans were chanting along with the count, and Viper had gotten her pom-poms hooked together in a fashion to slam them into Kaly's lower back after each slam against the cage mesh. A dull clang issued out after every shot, echoing slightly around the immediate area.

"Does that sounds funny to you?" JR asked.

King, of course, was distracted. "What? Viper's just cheering her stablemate on!"

"That sure doesn't sound like those are just pom-poms. There might be steel pipes in those handles!"

Although she couldn't hear a word the commentators were saying, Kaly was thinking along the same lines. Those pom-poms were a bitch, but what was one to expect when they were in Viper's possession? Her spine was having a fit of spasms, her shoulder feeling like it was falling right off her torso, and she was certain those barbed wire-wrapped pom-poms were creating a mess of whatever clothing they could hook onto. Feeling the necessity to breathe becoming alarmingly... well, more necessary as the darkness began to cloud the edges of her vision, Kaly released the wrist of the hand holding her throat, and linked her fingers around the mesh of the cage. When Kade tried to pull her away again, he found resistance, and was met with two boots to the face.

Kade stumbled back after releasing Kaly, and having the presence of mind to know her surroundings, Kaly held fast to the cage until she felt herself stand steady on the top rope. Not giving herself a moment to figure out her next plan of action, the blonde leapt off, sailing across the ring toward the champion, and took them both down to the mat with a flying lariat. Kade hit the canvas with his back, and Kaly landed hard on her sore shoulder, eliciting a hiss at her pain.

But she was swift to her knees, and scrambled toward the downed man, grabbing onto his hair with one hand while the other slammed into his face several times. Every few punches, the sapphire eyes would dart around the arena, searching. "I'm gonna guess," she stated as she kept up her flying fists, "you're not gonna tell me if Damien and Rage are gonna show up sometime soon, since you've had Viper and Nobody around already."

Kade smirked as his arms moved from blocking his head to sending his own hands flying toward her face, knocking her away and onto her ass with one heavy left cross. "You'll just have to find out like everyone else."

"Wonderful."

Not quite, however, when the sole of Kade's boot struck her in the sternum and sent Kaly rolling away toward the ropes.

Posted on Nov 7, 2009, 10:08 AM

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nWo World Championship: The Dark Requiem(c) vs Damien Death

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"This match is for the nWo World Championship and it is a Four Circles of Power Match!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:59 PM

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The lights went down as shadows began forming overhead throughout the arena while an absolute silence simultaneously descended, as if everything within had been frightened into frozen immobility. People stopped talking all together, the sounds of people moving about were cut off leaving the air in the arena filled with a stillness that made the ears ache as they sought after the vanished sounds. A cold, eerie sounding wind began howling in a sudden rush through the arena, chilling everyone to the bone and turning the blood in their veins to ice as it moaned like something in pain, something that was dying by inches. Then, suddenly, it changed and began swirling in a tiny, yet angry cyclone that was somehow more frightening the pounding of the worst lightening of the worst thunderstorm. Skin began to crawl at the malignant feeling that overcame all in the arena, the wind seeming to be a living thing that hated every creature it saw.

The wind drew closer together in a column, forming a solid, slightly irregular shape, thicker at the bottom then at the top, looking like a cloak like formation with someone standing directly behind it. As the crowd looked up, awaiting what was to happen next, drops of crimson began falling from the rafters. A storm brewed within the coliseum, thunder exploding with lightning flashes and a wind that howled, becoming the return of something, or someone. Just then, Shadows began swirling and sweeping about, sending waves of cold chills down the spines of those that they came in contact with, making their way to the stage area where they began to warp and swirl into a vortex of eternal darkness, forming into three humanoid figures. Slowly, deliberately, a figure stepped out from each of the shadow forms while they appeared to lick and cling to the bodies, as would flames.

And then the arena was dropped into an eerie silence that seemed to last for eternity, only to be broken by Put Your Death Mask On. Finally as the music began and a fog began rolling in, the lights came back up as red strobes. Damien Death stepped out, carrying his ever present vampire skull walking stick, and accompanied by his ring companions, Angelica and Demonica. He was clad in a long black leather trench coat and matching black jeans and a black button up shirt, his cold cobalt blue eyes covered for the moment behind a pair of dark sunglasses. Black gloves were placed over his hands, with the fingertips cut out, making room for a nasty set of claws.

While he was a vision to inspire terror in any lesser being, his consorts were visions of heaven with Angelica in her thigh high boots, black leather corset and small hooded cloak that barely hung past her waist. Demonica on the other hand, was wearing a pair of tight low riding black leather pants and a black corset top.

Damien stood on the Stage, Angelica and Demonica both kneeling by his side as he looked out over the crowd before turning his attention towards the ring. Beckoning the two women to rise, Damien started removing his jacket and shirt, passing them on to Angelica as the trio strode down to the ring. As the trio reached the base of the ramp, Damien slid into the ring where he awaited his opponent.




Posted on Nov 2, 2009, 7:14 PM

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THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES

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Blue and white spotlights flood a darkened arena. From out the entrance way steps a figure wrapped in a voluminous blue cloak, waves of golden-red hair framing a pale and stony face and running over the shoulders. The figure stands atop the entrance ramp, fixing a piercing blue gaze upon the ring. Then, with measured pace, His Royal Darkness begins his march to the squared circle.

JR: As you watch this ghoulish figure walk to the ring, you remember his debut in the Mirror Match in 2007, making Gideon fight a mirror image of himself. You remember last year when he trapped Kevin McKain in a casket and buried him in the graveyard lake. What does he have planned for Damien Death tonight?
JL: Yeah, he wasn't kidding around when he said he makes this night a nightmare for his opponents. And it's certainly all on the line tonight.
JR: It is title versus cure, round two, in this most unusual of match concepts: Four Circles of Power.

Taking his time, the Dark One glides past the ring apron, ignoring Damien's vamps, and ascends the steps to enter the ring as the lights returns to their normal state. As he moves to the center of the ring, he casts aside his cloak revealing all-black ring attire. All the while the bright blue eyes barely blink as he stares over at his challenger.

JL: Now one more time, for those of us who don't speak fluent Crazy, how does this match work?
JR: Well, as I understand, it's a four-fall match, and each fall has to take place inside a different "circle" or area of the arena. The match will start in the ring. A pinfall, submission or knockout moves the match outside the ring. Fighting can continue inside the ring, but the next decision has to be scored outside the ring, and so on through all four "circles," until they get to the parking lot where the nWo Title is hanging from a crane.
JL: At which point it's like a Ladder Match.
JR: Well, I'm assuming so. Take the title, and take it all.



Posted on Nov 5, 2009, 4:31 AM

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Closing Segment: ?

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Howard Finkle:"Ladies and gentlemen, here to close out the how, please welcome...!"




Posted on Oct 30, 2009, 6:59 PM

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DWF Presents: Strikezone Retribution!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



LIVE FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS!!





Suddenly the lights in the stadium diminished and plunged the crowds into darkness, then through the darkness, the crowds burst into cheers when images of the D.W.F superstars flashed across the massive screens of the jumbotrons to the freedom speech from 300! Once the battlecry sounded, the arena lit up as a monsterous display of pyrotechnics ignited in huge volleys and Defy You began to play through the state of the art sound system!

Cameras panned over the record breaking crowds as they continued to scream while being treated to more images, this time of their city and it's landmarks! The images changed again, this time to the superstars of the Dwf executing their heart stopping finishers peppered with highlights of the matches leading to Retribution! As the music began to rise in volume, the lights became more violent and lit up the entire arena with hues of red, blues, greens, golds and purples. When the music grows softer, the DWF logo begins to seemingly burn through the very screens of the trons situated at both ends of the giant arena.

The crowds continued to cheer and scream as the music gradually increased, the crescendo reaching a fervered pitch and then the finale exploded into a pyrotechnic light show that blinded the crowds while the music assaulted their senses! When the music came to it's tumultous finish, the lights began to rise and quickly zoomed in the color commentators for the evening, J.R, King, Cole and Grisham along with the Spanish announce team!


J.R: "Welcome to Strikezone Retribution! Folks, tonight we have an amazing card that's guaranteed to leave you all speechless!"

King: "I'm already speechless J.R. i'm back with you and not that moron Cole!"

Cole: "Hey i'm still here!"

King: "Aww snap!"

Grisham: "Gentlemen, can you do that later, right now we're here in Amarillo, Texas with the DWF Superstars!!!"

J.R: "Absolutely Todd, we've got matches that are sure to please and satisfy everyone!"

Grisham: "Especially the hardcore fans, we're in Terry Funk country and paying tribute to the man we have Kane 2000 taking on Viper in a Doublecross Ranch Street fight!!"

King: "Hell yeah! However parents, you may want to send your kids into the other room for this one, this one promises a level of brutality and bloodshed that would even make Terry Funk say Holy sh..!"

J.R: "King!I think they get it and in the spirit of hardcore, we have Jonny Flamez taking on Nobody in a match with hardcore rules! Talk about an contest of testicular fortitude!"

Cole: "You can add Damien and The Dark Requiem into the mix as these men have booked themselves into an Unsanctioned cure verses title match! If Damien wins he retains his title and gets the antidote to those poisonous arrows the Darkling is so fond of shooting into people but if Damien loses, he loses his belt and quite possibly more!"

Grisham: "The stakes are high on that one and a happier note, we'll see the return of Dark Raven as she takes on a mystery opponent, who is going to step up and give the beautiful Raven her her first bout? We don't know yet but let's hope he or she doesn't understimate this fiesty superstar because as you know, even kittens have claws"

King: "I like kittens with claws, they always know how to scratch my itch haha"

J.R: "Be that as it may we'll also hear from the new Commissioner Mr. Kevin Mckain and starting the show, the man who took over his former position of Strikezone General, Rick Astin!"

Cole: "What a night this is going to be! We have quite a few members of Dwf corporate will be saying a few words or have a few words to say, could be good or bad depending on who you are and where you stand"

J.R: "I Couldn't agree more and if it's controversy you want, tonight that controversy will take the form of the new Aggression champion, Gojinn! We may be wise to have our table moved further back, you remember what happens when he's here and has a mic in his hand"

King: "Do I ever, but i've gotten good at dodging the bodies that he sends sailing our way"

Grisham:"Want bodies? We've got bodies, we have four of them in a tag match! The New Prophecy featuring newly crowned Strikezone champion Mr Smash and Mr Van Halen taking on a mystery team!"

Cole: "That could make things difficult for the champions since they had no way to prepare but they ARE the champions for a reason!"

King: "Why are we discussing this, let's get on with it! J.R, say it!"

J.R: "Folks, Strikezone Retribution IS LIVE!!!"




Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 8:27 PM

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Opening Segment: Strikezone General Manager, Rick Astin

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Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome at this time! Viper's Tin Daddy! Rick Astin!"







    
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Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 8:40 PM

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Striking out -edited-

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"I RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE"


The P.A. system is overcome by the awesomeness that is Astin's theme song....Sure enough the mighty tinman emerges from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring...


"Welcome one and all! To the debut of a brand new Strikezone! Tis why I decided to pull out a special edition of Retribution....well actually I wanted to call it Rickibution....but ye know how politics go....can't call it that...noooo you can't have it in your basement...the arena is already booked..."


King: I was all set to get my hands on Astin's cheese collection..


Cole: Oo


"Still...point remains the same!!...Now I must wish Kevin McKain luck on his new position as Commissioner...but I can also say I'll be doing a much better job then he did as Strikezone GM....which is why I'm going to get right to business.... Recently the Aggression GM has given up on actually trying to manage a quality brand....so instead he's got himself some peeps to run Aggression with an iron fist....naming themselves the n.W.o. and whatnot...all very spicy stuff...the DWF landscape has changed...there's no doubt about that....the only problem with it is this...just because you decide to make up your own rules and Championships....that doesn't really translate to more prestige...I could come up with the Eurocontinental championship and slap it on the first guy who comes out here.....but what would be the point of that? It's an illusion of success.....whereas Strikezone has the real thing....Yes we have our staple champions...though we have something that proves our dominance that much more.....someone I'm going to invite out here to congratulate personally....The new Aggression champion....GOJINN!"

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"Once again...the NEW Aggression Champion...GOJINN!!"


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"You see how that works? Unlike the nWo and McKain....Strikezone is more than willing to let the action in the ring do our talking....we don't need to tell you how awesome we...especially me....are...in long rambling speeches where we toss the compliment ball between ourselves."



King: Oh boy..



Cole: His eyes are looking mighty shifty!



"So as I was saying before I wasn't interrupted as I had hoped....Strikezone Rules....we have the real champions.....we have the real talent....the real action....the real aggression....quite simply we are the real deal...I would go on to say I hope you all enjoy tonights show...but I know you will....But I still should say something to cap this off and let the show get going.....hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....lets get ready to rumble? No....let's party? no....time to boogey oogey boogey? Nah....it's time to play the game? Nah that's too much....OH I KNOW!!! I RULE!"


and with the GM heads to the back...



    
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Posted on Oct 18, 2009, 5:27 PM

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Victoria Alexander vs Surprise Opponent

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is

Suddenly Kanye West, Kades ring assistant ran into the ring and took the mic. Hold up, hold up, Ima let you finish Kade. But I gotta say Doctor Damien Death was the best IC Champion and ring announcer of all time!

Suddenly Kade slapped Kanye in the face. Get yo ass back in yo seat. The following contest is for one fall and it is between Dark Raven and a mystery opponent. Introducing first"







    
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Re: Victoria Alexander vs Surprise Opponent

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---Three Hours Prior---

"Dont tell me what to do just sign the waiver, take your money and get out."

Victorias tone was sharp and she sounded like she didnt want anything to do with the man with the briefcase. The man tried to speak up but Victoria put her hand up to stop him.

"Just shut it and sign, that is the only reason why youre here. I dont need your professional opinion. I heard it all before, I dont need it dumbed down just because you like to hear yourself talk."

Victoria watched with her arms crossed over her chest as he signed the waiver and put the pen down with a dissatisfied grunt. Taking the paper in her hand she looked over it one more time. Liability was completely hers and should anything happen to her tonight, she would be screwed. She knew the risk, she heard it a million times before. What more did she have to live for, she had today, and thats all she needed.

---Currently---

Suddenly the crowd was interrupted by the eruption of music that poured from the speakers. "No Fear" By The Rasmus beat through the arena. The lights dimmed as the lights flipped and moved around the arena opening. Their color tinted magenta. Fog seemed to pour onto the entrance ramp. The images of past fights from prior years flashed showing Victoria doing some of her favorite moves. "Dark Raven" flashing on the screen before the screen erupted with bright lights, blinding the crowd, only then did Dark Raven appear on the entrance ramp.

Her appearance brought the crowd cries louder as she stood with her legs shoulder length apart and her arms crossed as she looked around over the red tinted shades that were on the bridge of her nose. With a smirk she would uncross her one arm and trails her fingers over the suspenders and snap it against her skin as she started to walk towards the ring.

Taking the steps, she would be helped between the ropes taking each corner stepping onto the second rope and leaning against them to greet the crowds cheers. Moving towards the ropes facing the entrance she leaned back against them waiting as she looked calm and cool. After all, she could only be surprised on her first fight back.

This will be fun. She thought with a smirk on her lips. Playtime is about to start.

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((Sorry Don't have fancy tron yet but she does blink lol :p, the song, which is one of my favorites can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvJFByxC4Sc))

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Ash is a slacker

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((Ooc - For the sake of not leaving it unfinished))

Victoria dug her heels into the mat. Her challenger didnt seem to wanna come out and play. Moving away from the ropes she walked towards the opposite side. Leaning down and motioning with her fingers for a microphone. Winking at the gentleman that gave her one she leaned back up and walked backwards back to the middle of the ring.

Bringing her lips towards the microphone most of the cheers calmed down to hear the short haired beau that was in the ring.

"Looks like my challenger doesnt wanna come out and play."

Her voice had that sad disappointing pout as she looked around the arena her legs slightly apart as she stood in the middle of the ring.

"Whats a girl supposed to do to get some action around here. Im not asking for much, just some fun rolling around the mat. Is that so much to ask for?"

Running her free hand through her hair she grinned with her play on words as cheers and whistles were being thrown towards the ring. How she had missed the excitement of it all. The adrenaline that came with just being cheered at, loved by nameless faces of the crowd.

"Its a pity the coward shivers in fear backstage. The nameless challenger who no doubt cowered in the shower room away from prying eyes and cameras. They have a right to fear me. They have a right to be shaking in their boots because I dont play nice anymore. Your sweet little Dark Raven doesnt want to play nice. Mmm."

Letting a low moan escape into the microphone she grinned again letting her hand slide down her body slowly as if to tease.

"Nice never got me anywhere, so lets try and play naughty and see how far that gets lil ol me."

She continued to grin as she waited for any introduction of her challenger. The crowd roared impatiently. It seemed as the announcers rambled on about different facts and commercial breaks. Time was running short. It seemed as if her challenger was going to be a no show. A shame on her first match back.

"Tisk, Tisk, Tisk. Looks like my playmate canceled on our date. What a shame. Maybe next time someone with bigger balls can stand up and get the job done."

She laughed as she dropped the microphone and as if on cue her music blared in the speakers as she made her exit. A shame in deed that todays fun was spoiled by a simple no show.

Posted on Oct 27, 2009, 2:16 PM

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Segment: D.W. F Commissioner Kevin Mckain

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Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome General Man,"

Kade stopped as Kanye walked up to the ring.

"He's not the general manager no more. The comissioner." Kanye spoke.

"I thought Man Smelled like Prisonrape. Man I swear jobs aren't safe around here." Kade stepped away back to the center of the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Commissioner Kevin McKain!"







    
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Nobody vs Jonny Flamez

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Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a hardcore rules match, between Jonny Flamez vs The Prophet, the poet, the messenger of The Grate Kitteh and co-leader of the Cheezeburgerz movement, Nobody!"






    
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Ooooohhh a Kitteh.... wait a second, I'm allergic to fuckin Cats...

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The lights in the arena fade to black as the industrial sounds of "Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge blares over the P.A system. Then when the guitars kick in, Pyro shoots up out of the stage and an eerie red glow falls upon the arena. Jonny Flamez steps out from behind the curtain to a decent ovation from the crowd. He stands at the top of the Ramp and looks around the crowd, then he steps back behind the curtain. He re-emerges with a Trash can full of goodies and with it in one hand raises it above his head. The crowds goes nuts at this site. He begins making his way down the ramp and to the ring. Wearing a pair of cut-off Camo pants and a sleeveless White Zombie T-shirt, he looks ready for his first match here in the D.W.F.

Kade: "Introducing first, from The Land of Make Believe, Weighing in at 4 Pit Bulls and 3 3/4 Squirrels Jonny Flamez!"

Jonny eyeballs Kade with a smirk on his face, he should have known something like that was going to happen. He launches his trash can over the top rope to the ring, and then begins to search under the ring for more objects of fun. He proceeds to pull out a Table and a couple of steel chairs. He tosses the chairs over the top rope as well, and slides the Table under the bottom rope. He then hops up onto the ring apron and then steps into the Squared Circle. He walks over and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms. He hops down, and then the lights fade back to white as he picks up a Kendo Stick in which he had in his Trash can, the music fades out as he stands at the far side of the ring awaiting Nobody.

Posted on Oct 13, 2009, 8:25 PM

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Well, then stop fuckin cats... weirdo

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The lights dropped to darkness as "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace burst out over the PA. Strobe lights of fired up on stage as Nobody walked out from the back, accompanied by the 7 foot monster, his tag team partner Rage. He was clad in a black leather trench coat, black tights with a red and white lightning motif covering his legs. Black Leather Ring boots with the New World Order logo emblazoned along the sides covered his feet, but these were not your standard wrestling boots, appearing more to have a thicker, stiffer sole. On his hands, a pair of black and white MMA style open finger gloves while around his waist snugly rested the nWo Tag Team Title. Rage meanwhile was carrying a garbage can filled with various goodies.

"And representing the New World Order, accompanied by his tag team partner Rage, standing in at 6'1" and weighing in at 242 pounds. Hailing from Sin City, He is One Half of the nWo Tag Team Champions: The Demon Assassin, Nobody!"

His gaze settled itself onto the ring, his mind shutting out the mixture of boos and cheers, instead taking this time to take in the carnage that would ensue. His feet began carrying him down to the ring, his eyes focusing in on Jonny Flamez. As the duo neared the base of the stage, Nobody removed his trench coat, letting it slip from his shoulders and into his hands before making his way around to the time keeper, dropping the coat and his title off Before making a running slide into the ring. Rage meanwhile stayed outside the ring, pacing quietly.

Noboidy quickly jumped to his feet, pacing in his corner as Rage passed him in kendo stick of his own.



Posted on Oct 15, 2009, 7:37 PM

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But I can't help it that Pussy feels so good....

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The two stood across from each other and the bell rang. They wasted little time, within a second the first crack of the two Kendo Sticks colliding could be heard, followed by another two before a pause. The kendo sticks smacked together a few times before Jonny's grip gave way. Nobody when for a home run shot to his head, but he ducked just in time. Jonny then lunged at him, taking him to the ground, as the stick flew from his hands from the impact. He started delivering left and rights to his face, before Nobody flipped him over and gave some shots of his own. Nobody had the upper hand , until Jonny caught one of his fists and head butted his foe, knocking him off of him, and they both stand back up to their feet. They begin to circle around in the ring before the lock up. Nobody quickly gets him in a head lock, and Jonny struggles to get free. Jonny pushes him off into the ropes and the two men collide with a shoulder tackle. Neither of them budge. They stand eye to eye a moment before Jonny Slaps him across the face.

"IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?" He screamed as the n.W.o tag champ held his face a bit. Nobody then hit the ropes again, and this time of the rebound hits a hard clothesline, knocking Jonny to his back forcefully on the Mat. Nobody then picked up one of the steel chairs that were thrown into the ring earlier and lifts it high above his head. Jonny has rolled over and gotten on all fours before he slams the chair into his spine. A sickening slap of steel and flesh is heard as the pain shot through the new-comers body. He lifts the chair again, slamming it once more into the mans spine, before tossing it to the side. He looks to Rag and motions for another weapon. Rage rummages in the trash can and pulls out a "No Parking" sign. Jonny has since pulled himself up in the corner, and as Nobody turns around with the sign, he's met with a stiff kick to his abdomen.

J.R: "Oh and this might be the opportunity he needed here early in this Hardcore battle!"

The sign hit the mat, and Jonny quickly picked it up. Nobody lifted his head up, only to be met in the face the the metal sign, which bends tremendously from the attack. Nobody staggers in a circle, while Jonny tries to straighten in up and bit. As he turns to face him again, he is met with another shot from the sign, this one sending him to the canvas. The sign is tossed outside the ring, and Jonny goes into his trash can. He pulls out a Barbed wire wrapped Baseball Bat. The crowd erupts at the sight of this. He lifts it over his head and brings the bat down with colossal force. The sharp Barbs pierce the skin, and a little bit of blood begins to trickle down the mans side. Jonny lays the weapon on his chest and then places a steel chair on top of that. The crowd is roaring as he takes off and bounces off the ropes. Rage grabs a hold of his foot and puts an abrupt stop to the Momentum that he had going in. Jonny turns his attention away from his opponent and shares some harsh words with Rage, as Nobody is getting to his feet. Once he's up, with the Bat in his hands, Jonny turns around and catches a shot to the gut, which doubles him over, and the n.W.o member brings it down onto his back, which drops him.

He proceeds to lay three more shots into his back, before dropping the weapon and calling for something else from Rage.

Posted on Oct 15, 2009, 8:23 PM

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Tastes Great and Less Filling..... as long as that bitch has proper chi chi hygiene!

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Nobody turned to Rage, grabbing an almost all original non standard hardcore weapon... A Golf Club! The demon turned, spinning the 9 iron in his hand as he circled Jonny, letting him get to one knee before driving the club into his lower back. Jonny dropped to the mat, rolling outside the ring as Nobody chased him to the ropes.

King: Looks like Rage and Nobody paid Tiger Woods a visit!

Nobody slid out of the ring, and into a stiff jab into the stomach. The demon staggered, losing his grip on the golf club, dropping it as he staggered away from Jonny. Jonny grabbed the club, giving chase as Nobody high tailed it around the corner before sending Jonny into a waiting spear from Rage. Nobody was quick to move back over, going for a pinfall attempt, but only scoring a two count.

Posted on Oct 24, 2009, 9:47 PM

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It's Miller TIME!

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Nobody sat there in Disbelief as Jonny kicked out after the attack with the 9 Iron. He grabbed Jonny by the hair and pulled him up to his feet. The demon delivered a stiff chop to the chest of the newcomer. Staggering back and holding his chest, the pain awakened something in him, and he delivered his own Knife Edge chop to Nobody. They traded another three chops before Jonny lit him up with 4 back to back. Nobody reeled backwards as Jonny ran at the member and delivered a devastating Clothesline, sending him down hard onto lightly padded concrete floor. Jonny pulled him back to his feet and rolled him back into the ring. He then slid back into the ring and grabbed a bag that was in the trash can he brought to the ring, and emptied it into the middle of the ring. Thousands of Thumbtacks now littered the ring.

J.R: "OH NO KING!"

King: "You're telling me JR, we know how this usually turns out!"

Jonny pulled the member of the n.W.o to his feet, and was met by a punch to the jaw. He responded back with one himself, and a slugfest commenced until Jonny blocked one and delivered three of them, knocking Nobody into the ropes. He rebounded back towards him and was scooped up and power slammed onto the thumbtacks. He screams out and hundreds of little spikes pierced the flesh of his back. Jonny went to grab another object out of the can and emerged with a cheese grater. He walked over to his downed foe, and was met with an eye gouge. He immediately dropped the weapon and staggered backwards holding his eyes as Nobody got his hands on the grater and was getting to his feet.

Posted on Oct 26, 2009, 6:29 PM

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Segment: Aggression Champion, King Gojinn

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the new DWF Agress,"

Suddenly Kanye agained got int the ring and took the mic.

"Hold up Kade I'm sorry again. But you was the greatest Aggre,"

Suddenly Kade's hand clamped around Kanye's mouth.

"You are already gonna get me yelled at. You wont get my ass kicked too. Now go sit down!"

Kade glared as Kanye left.

"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the new DWF Aggression Champion, the King of Kings, KING GOJINN!"






    
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D.W.F Tag Team Championship: New Prophecy(c) vs Mystery Team

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Special guest announcer Kade:"Ladies and gentlemen the following matchup is set for one fall between the Broke Back Mountain boys, New Prophecy vs a mystery team! Introducing first...."



Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 9:22 PM

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Brokeback Mountain?? Surely a better film, that movie sucked!!!

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We see "Down with the Sickness" playing on the sound system before a giant pyro explosion engulfs the stage and here come two thirds of the New Prophecy, utilizing the "Freebird Rule" therefore Psycho Smash and Van Halen are defending the World Tag Team Championships of the DWF as Kane2000 is busy with Viper in the main event later on in the evening.

"Introducing team number one, from England and HM Prison in London, weighing in at a combined weight of 594lbs, the current, reigning and defending cWe AND DWF World Tag Team Champions, representing the New Prophecy, Mr. Van Halen AND also the current DWF Strikezone Heavyweight Champion, Psycho Smash!"

Psycho Smash who is scheduled to defend his Strikezone title belt at the next event, Straight to the Grave doesn't mind filling in for the Prophecy in their tag team title defence, their first as a faction since their HUGE victory over nWo's Damien Death and Viper.

Now, they face a tag team that quite frankly... no one's ever even heard of until tonight...

Lets now go to our opponents intro...

Posted on Oct 13, 2009, 4:27 PM

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The return of one of the most dominating tag teams fed history.

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The lights began to flicker then dimas the lights were replaced by a a dim blue light as Run this town by Jay-z began to play. The fans fell silent as they wondered who would be coming out. soon a black mist began to envelope the arena as pyros began to go off followed by red spotlights the mist then began to take the form of a wolf howling at the moon as it then began swirl around in the ring. As his took place it seemed as if the shadows that were beng cast by the lights began to take a life of their own as they also began to swirl.he combination of the shadow and mist continue to gather in the ring as it then began to take the form of a man the first thing to appear from the mist and shadow formation were two glowing red eyes that shined as brightly as the spot lightRight before the many eyes of the fans stood The vampire prince Stonecold Marco Ramirez wearing a red sleeveless leather trenchcoat with spike shoulderpads and buckled spiked gloves clad in a tanktop and black leather pants underneat with combat boots.. When the fans saw this they erupted into cheers.Marco then asked for a mic. As the ring tech gave it to him he put it to his lips.

"Well it's been a long time with the events that happened with enigma and my son and my early retirement from the ring. I'm here to tell you that I am back and ready to compete but that's not the surprise. You see I got on the phone with an old friend of mine who had also left the DWF and decided why don't we both return and reform one of the most dominating tag teams in this fed's history. Of course I am talking about the Dhampir prince Tyrell Big Biz. so if you will let's give my tag team partner a round of applause.

Posted on Oct 15, 2009, 12:52 PM

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Through the fire...

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As suddenly as his name was uttered from the mouth of Stonecold a loud crash of thunder hit the entrance ramp and fire erupted from the stage causing a wall of fire to build blocking the entrance way. Go to sleep by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice blares throughout the arena as fans are on their feet with a welcoming ovation for the man who has been on hiatus for over a year. As the anxious crowds cheers and intensity build, through the fire steps out none other then the 7 foot 2 perfect physical specimen that is Tirell "Big" Businezz! Biz stops just outside of the fire sporting a new look. He is wearing a dark blood red sleeveless shirt that hugs to his body defining every rip in his well toned chest and abs, he is pulling off black dress slacks with black suspenders and red and black dress shoes. Tirell Businezz is looking like he is ready for Business! As Biz begins to step towards Stonecold and the camera, you can see his crimson red eyes glaring into the crowd with a half way smirk on his face. His new hairstyle is a modern day mohawk kept clean. As he stands besides Ramirez he gives him a handshake as he is handed the microphone...


BIZ: Well well well... DWF GUESS WHO IS BACK IN TOWN?!?!

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You know the last time you probably saw me was in my successful DWF Strikezone Championship Title defense against none other than Kane2k. Well that was a long time ago and from then til now has been a world of difference. Let's just say that I've changed for the better. hahaha but that's neither here nor there! I got a call from my good friend Mr.Ramirez over here one night that I was about to head out for a night on the town and he said he had a proposition for me, one that would allow me to return to what I love..and that is turning heads and then knocking them right off motherf***ers shoulders!!! So as I sat there with a glass of crown and coke in my hand I was faced with two options. I could A. Take Mr. Ramirez here up on his proposition or B. Head out into the nightlife and pour champagne on chicks that i'll probably never see again after that night. Well which one do u think I chose?? Obviously you know that answer. Well you're absolutely right I did choose both! hahaha Getting back to business, The so called "Talent" here better start growing eyes on the back of their skulls because we're out to clean this place up and battle out way to the top. Singles division tag team division it doesn't matter lace up and get ready. There's a storm on the way!

Biz hands the mic back over to Stonecold and stands tall basking in the cheers from the fans...

Posted on Oct 19, 2009, 7:47 PM

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Re: Through the fire...

by Stonecold Marco Ramirez

Marco took the mic as the fans cheered their return. He knew callig Biz and both of them returnig as a tag team was the best move he could make. There were many in this industry who had forgotten so they returned to remind everyone why they were one of the deadliest andmost dominant teams that existed. Marco wanted everyone to remember why they were feared. they were two of the most sadistic creatures to walk any fed.they once went by the name The Blood Syndicate but now they would be known as Blood Legacy Te name that his son Bane and Daemon Darkthorn once used.

"well as you can see we are back and ready to finish where we left off. I hope you guys are ready, because their is gonna be alot of carnage involved in this match.

Posted on Oct 21, 2009, 6:31 PM

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Segment: Open

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade:"Ladies and gentlemen the following is open for anyone would like to come out. Unless you are Gideon. Because well, the nWo is trying to save this show's ratings not put them in the toilet. So please welcome...."



Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 9:27 PM

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Special: Damien Death(c) vs The Dark Requiem

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade:"Ladies and gentlemen the following match is unsanctioned by the DWF and it is a cure vs title match. The competitors are King Poppa Smurf himself The Dark Requiem and the nWo Heavyweight Champion OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Doctor Damien Death!





    
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THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES

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Blue and white spotlights flood a darkened arena. From out the entrance way steps a figure wrapped in a voluminous blue cloak, waves of golden-red hair framing a pale and stony face and running over the shoulders. The figure stands atop the entrance ramp, fixing a piercing blue gaze upon the ring. Then, with measured pace, His Royal Darkness begins his march to the squared circle.

JR: Their first match ended with Damien stealing the win, and Angelica paying for it. Tonight, though, with whatever it is poisoning Damien's bloodstream, it seems like the champion is right where the challenger wants him.
JL: I don't know. I mean, I said it last time and I'll say it again now: he cannot expect to just walk all over Damien Death and get away with it. Especially now that TDR has something Damien wants!
JR: We heard his words earlier. He will take Damien's title, or he will take Damien "straight to the grave." We have seen how devious his mind can be. What does it have in store now for the nWo Champion?
JL: ...JR, has anything good ever happened when you've asked something like that?

Taking his time, the Dark One ascends the steps and enters the ring as the lights returns to their normal state. Black-gloved hands cast the cloak from his body, revealing all black ring attire. As he moves to the center of the ring, the bright blue eyes barely blink, their wide light gazing upon all in the arena as the music dies down.

JR: I'm sure Eric Bitchoff is somewhere watching this match with interest.




Posted on Oct 13, 2009, 5:51 PM

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That's what she said!

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The lights went down as shadows began forming overhead throughout the arena while an absolute silence simultaneously descended, as if everything within had been frightened into frozen immobility. People stopped talking all together, the sounds of people moving about were cut off leaving the air in the arena filled with a stillness that made the ears ache as they sought after the vanished sounds. A cold, eerie sounding wind began howling in a sudden rush through the arena, chilling everyone to the bone and turning the blood in their veins to ice as it moaned like something in pain, something that was dying by inches. Then, suddenly, it changed and began swirling in a tiny, yet angry cyclone that was somehow more frightening the pounding of the worst lightening of the worst thunderstorm. Skin began to crawl at the malignant feeling that overcame all in the arena, the wind seeming to be a living thing that hated every creature it saw.

The wind drew closer together in a column, forming a solid, slightly irregular shape, thicker at the bottom then at the top, looking like a cloak like formation with someone standing directly behind it. As the crowd looked up, awaiting what was to happen next, drops of crimson began falling from the rafters. A storm brewed within the coliseum, thunder exploding with lightning flashes and a wind that howled, becoming the return of something, or someone. Just then, Shadows began swirling and sweeping about, sending waves of cold chills down the spines of those that they came in contact with, making their way to the stage area where they began to warp and swirl into a vortex of eternal darkness, forming into three humanoid figures. Slowly, deliberately, a figure stepped out from each of the shadow forms while they appeared to lick and cling to the bodies, as would flames.

And then the arena was dropped into an eerie silence that seemed to last for eternity, only to be broken by Put Your Death Mask On. Finally as the music began and a fog began rolling in, the lights came back up as red strobes. Damien Death stepped out, carrying his ever present vampire skull walking stick, and accompanied by his ring companions, Angelica and Demonica. He was clad in a long black leather trench coat and matching black jeans and a black button up shirt, his cold cobalt blue eyes covered for the moment behind a pair of dark sunglasses. Black gloves were placed over his hands, with the fingertips cut out, making room for a nasty set of claws. Around his waist rested the nWo World Championship.

While he was a vision to inspire terror in any lesser being, his consorts were visions of heaven with Angelica in her thigh high boots, black leather corset and small hooded cloak that barely hung past her waist. Demonica on the other hand, was wearing a pair of tight low riding black leather pants and a black corset top.

Damien stood on the Stage, Angelica and Demonica both kneeling by his side as he looked out over the crowd before turning his attention towards the ring. A snarl replaced his usual smirk as he glanced back down to the smiling vixens. Pulling them up to his side and giving his neck a pop, The Vampire King and his ghoulish companions made their way down to the ring.

As the trio neared the bottom of the ramp, Damien pasused to whisper into Angelica's ear. Nodding with her full redlips curving into a smile, she quickly moved to one side of the ring, leaving Demonica at the other side. Damien made his way over to the stairs, climbing them as the ladies half slid and half crawled into the ring. The women waited in the corner, Angelica kneeling while Demonica sat on the top turnbuckle. Damien marched himself to the center of the ring, shaking his championship belt loose to fall from his grasp, passing it over to Angelica. Damien let his gaze fall on his challenger. Smirking confidently, Damien mimed a gun with his finger, aiming for the Darklings eye before moving to his corner.





Posted on Oct 14, 2009, 7:21 PM

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Huh. That was almost funny.

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Unamused the Dark One stalked quickly over to Damien's side of the ring, as the vampire turned to take off his coat. He spun the champion around and, digging his fingers into the space between the buttons of his shirt, forced him backward into the corner. The two ladies received their lord in full force. Demonica slipped over the top turnbuckle and fell down to the steel steps below with a disturbing crash. Angelica dropped the title belt as she dropped to the mat; the referee sneaked in as discreetly as he could and hoisted it up over his head, displaying it to the assembled crowd. As the bell sounded to officially start the contest, the girl slid out of the ring.

JR: TDR just exploded! I have never seen him go after someone like he just went after Damien.
JL: I think TDR's got a point to make in this match. He came for a fight!

With his arms bound by the fitted leather trench that hung half-on and half-off, Damien could only try to squirm out of the way as pale fists came slamming into his midsection. The darkling, eyes narrowed, followed those with a knee to the vampire's gut and as the abhorrent creature bent involuntarily forward, he brought two forearms down on the back of the neck. Then the Dark One pulled Damien's trench back up his arms, and grabbing the lapels propelled him out of the corner and flipped him over and away. The nWo leader landed on his side, and instinctively slid out of the ring and tumbled to the floor trying again to slip his coat off. With a severely angry look on his face, the veteran stood up quickly and moved along side the ring apron to the other side, as the darkling stepped through the ropes in a focused pursuit.

Damien slid back into the ring first, followed presently by the His Royal Darkness. The vampire had stood up quickly, and now caught his challenger coming into the ring with a two snappy elbow drops to the back to stop the advance. Dragging him up to his feet by his golden-red locks, Damien attempted to whip his opponent across the ring, but found it reversed. He bounced off the other side of the ring and ducked under the darkling's outstretched arm. He allowed himself a small smile as he threw himself against the ropes to come back at him, but that smile soon found itself split open as a flying spin-kick from the Dark One caught him in the cheek, reddening his blanched face and both men came down to the mat.

JR: Standing "Stream of Consciousness" kick, and the champion goes down!
JL: Damien's got to reach into his bag of tricks here. TDR may be going for broke.


Posted on Oct 18, 2009, 2:14 PM

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Yeah, almost as funny as my boss.... bastard >.>

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TDR rolled over, hooking Damien's leg for an early pinfall attempt, but the champions shoulder launched itself from the mat. The Darkling got up, pulling Damien with him to the corner. Pushing The Vampire King into the corner, TDR quickly hopped onto the second rope, driving his knuckles repeatedly into Damien's temple. The champion tried to cover up, but the challenger's blows were still coming in strong. So Damien did the best thing he could do in that moment.

Taking a firm grip on the back of TDR's tights, Damien pulled The Darkling away from the turnbuckle before turning around to powerbomb TDR into the corner. Leaving TDR in a sitting position, Damien ran off the ropes, connecting with a running kick to the side of TDR's head.

Rather than following up immediately, Damien moved to an opposite corner, leaning against the ropes to gather himself up. Of course this also afforded the Darkling the same opportunity.

Posted on Oct 24, 2009, 10:04 PM

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...No, I'm fairly certain your boss is funnier.

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Damien charged out of the corner 28 feet towards His Royal Darkness, and brought up his right leg, smashing the shiny leather boot into the sternum of his adversary. The turnbuckles behind him offered no give or cushioning, and the Dark One slumped forward to the mat, crumpling into the fetal position taking shallow breaths as Damien veered out of the way.

JR: Good grief! And that may just be the game changer!
JL: TDR's chest just got crushed by Damien's big boot. That's gonna be tough to come back up from.

The Vampire King, back in control and able to set his own pace, smiled wickedly as he grabbed the darkling by his wavy tresses and brought him downward in a Code Breaker. The challenger bounced up an inch or two before falling back to the mat, curling up into a ball, while the champion sat up and looked over with his hands in his lap and a clownish grin on his cruelly-fixed face. He seeming slid up to stand and, as the Dark One finally spread himself out on the canvas surface, he swiftly came down with an elbow drop to the downed warrior's chest. He quickly followed up with another, and another, until the darkling curled back over onto his side and rolled over onto his stomach, finally coughing like a smoker.

JR: The nWo Champion is dealing out a world of hurt on the challenger in this re-match almost two years in the making, while his "escorts" look on from the outside here.
JL: Oh yeah, and you know they're liking what they see! I guess we have a lot in common that way...
JR: Easy, uncle Jerry.

A firmly-cinched Boston crab sent the darkling into minor convulsions and his body struggled to take in air into lungs encased by bruised ribs.

Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 6:20 PM

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Well, He certainly is shorter

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Damien leaned back on the Boston Crab, relishing in the anguised convulsions of the challenger. The Darkling clawed at the mat, ignoring the referee's attempts to ask if he wanted to submit. In his struggles, The Darkling managed to force his way over to the bottom rope, gripping it with one hand. The referee began telling Damien to break the hold, to which Damien replied with two words.

"Disqualify me!"

The champion smirked as he counted along with the referee up to 4 before he released the hold, moving to intimidate the referee into one of the opposite corners. Damien turned back to his challenger, who was rising up to his knees. Once again taking hold of the Darkling by the hair, Damien began pulling him up, thrusting a knee to connect with The Darkling's ribs. Damien followed up, sending the challenger into the ropes in an attempt to connect with a big boot. The Requiem ducked the boot, connecting with a dropkick to the back of Damien's knee. The champion dropped to one knee, leaving him open for a swinging neckbreaker from the challenger.

The Darkling took a moment to regroup, Moving in on the dropped champion with a stiff leg drop, followed by a triangle choke. The referee moved into position, asking Damien if he wanted to submit as TDR wrenched back on the hold. Damien struggled, driving blows into the challengers knees but TDR was not relenting. With a growl, Damien bit through the pain as he turned his body, moving to his stomach. His free hand immediately went up, supporting the middle of The Darkling's back as he forced himself onto his knees, then up to one knee. Using a surge of adreniline, Damien grabbed the front of TDR's shirt as he hoisted both up, before falling backward, dropping TDR's throat across the top rope.

Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 7:01 PM

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Your boss is shorter than a bad overused joke?

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The Dark One tumbled down to the mat once again, gasping for air through coughs and wheezes. Damien meanwhile crawled slowly over and sank his claws into the blackness of the darkling's tunic-shirt, and stood up bringing his opponent up with him. He hooked him and lifted him up in the air for a suplex. But at mid-point, the challenger started to squirm and dropped down behind the champion, just barely hooking his head. He turned Damien around into a front facelock and, with a breathless heave, lifted him up and drove him down.

JR: "Face the Music!" "Face the Music" out of nowhere! But did he get all of it?
JL: And can TDR capitalize on it? He's still hacking up a lung.
JR: TDR's taken quite a beating in this contest. But one well-placed maneuver by either man, and it could be over. That could have been it, had TDR had the wherewithital to go for the cover.

The vampire slid out of the ring briefly and allowed himself to regroup. As he came back in, the darkling grabbed hold of the ropes and dragged himself towards the corner. Damien zeroed right in and stomped his man twice in the chest, forcing the ropes' release. Reaching down, Damien hooked both arms underneath the darkling's body and lifted him up for a gutwrench powerbomb. He followed the Dark One down and added just enough extra force so that they both bounced upon impact with the canvas. The champion propelled himself forward and landed on top of the challenger's legs, pinning him down.

"1...2..."

The pale arm of His Royal Darkness shot up before the referee could smack the mat a third time, and he kicked out his legs to throw the Vampire King off him.

Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 7:39 PM

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Oh yeah..... Way shorter.... like a smurf!

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Damien snarled as he glared at the referee before turning his attention back to The Darkling. Peeling the challenger from the mat, Damien hooked the challenger into a front face lock before hitting him with a snap suplex. Taking a moment, Damien glanced over at Angelica. The ghoul smiled as she retrieved the silver tipped walking stick and moved around the ring. All the while, Demonica provided a distraction, keeping the referee occupied as Damien retrieved the walking stick.

JR: This is looking like Damien is going for a repeat of the last time these two men squared off!

Damien held the stick in his hand, waiting in one corner for TDR to get to one knee before rushing in, driving the silver skull into The Darkling's temple, sending His Royal Darkness crashing back down to the mat. Tossing the cane out of the ring, Demonica backed away, leaving the referee to dive to make the count.

"1....2...."

The Darkling's shoulder launched itself from the mat, bringing the count to an end and leaving Damien shocked. The surprise was quickly replaced by anger though as the champion pulled himself back to his feet, waiting as the Dark One made his way to his knees. With a sneer, Damien drew his thumb across his throat before moving in.

Spinning The Darkling around, Damien hit a quick boot into the stomach before hoisting the challenger up for Final Death. But TDR had other ideas, wriggling on Damien's shoulders before hitting the champion with a Hurrincanrana. Upon impact, TDR Grabbed both of Damien's legs, leaning forward to make the cover.

"1...2...3..."

The referee called for the bell, raising the Darklings hand as Damien sat up, infuriated. He watched as HIS championship was given to TDR before grabbing the referee by the shoulder, spinning the official around.

JL: Damien knew just like I did that the ref made a fast count!
JR: King, you were busy looking at Demonica and Angelica, There was no fast count. Damien is just making excuses!
JL: Damien makes no excuses! He was robbed!

The Darkling smirked as he got to his feet, moving over to spin Damien around. The former Champion glared at the newly crowned. Both men stood toe to toe, nose to nose in the center of the ring. No words were exchanged, but both men knew what would happen next.

Both men began excahnging rights and lefts, neither one giving any ground as officials began pouring out from the back. The Darkling began fighting Damien off as the officials swarmed the ring, pushing themselves between both men. Damien and TDR clawed at the officials, trying to pull themselves back towards one another, but another wave of security swarmed out, forcing Damien to leave the ring. The Vampire King relented, making sure to point his cane at The Darkling, who grinned as he hoisted the nWo championship over his head. Both men knew this was far from over.

Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 8:35 PM

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Undisputed World Championship: Viper(c) vs Kane 2000(c)

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade:"Ladies and Gentlemen the following is the main event of the evening! And it is a Double Cross Ranch Street Fight for the DWF Undisputed Championship! The challanger, the gimmick infringing, the hypocritical Mountain Monkey in red, Kane2000! And the champion none other then, the original Double D, Deadly Diva herslef, DWF Undisputed Champion of the WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Viper!"




Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 9:45 PM

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And they say that humour has died!!

by Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ)

(OOC: Ok, for the real feel, play clip one first... THEN the second!)

After assembling the tale of the tape, the one question is asked, which faction will have that balance in power come the end? Will the nWo retain power with the title, or will the New Prophecy perhaps be in for the biggest night of their lives?



*We see Kane2000 walking out of his motorhome, cWe and DDE World Titles around his waist & the DWF/cWe World Tag belts on his shoulders, staring up at the heavens, knowing that tonight is HIS big opportunity to win the one World Heavyweight belt which has eluded him in his career, the DWF Undisputed World Championship. As he shuts the door, he places the hood over his head and walks down towards a makeshift arena, where there are 10'000 standing BUT no one can go towards the actual building as there are security everywhere.* (Disclaimer: Background music for this part, the instrumental version of "New Divide" by Linkin Park)

MT: Well guys, Mike Tenay and Taz here, joining our fellow collegues.
Taz: HEY GUYS, long time no see, haha!
JR: Well, as Kane2000 walks towards the ranch, this man has been on one journey, battling with the nWo about pride and respect, Viper has been his MAIN target throughout because of what she has around her waist, the DWF Undisputed World Championship.
King: But lets point out he CAN also win the nWo United States Championship??? This is a winner take all match if memory serves me correct!
Cole: But Kane2000 can also lose his DDE and cWe World Championship titles, remember one man leaves with nothing!
MT: The other with all the titles. Can Kane2000 FINALLY climb to the top of the DWF mountain?

(OOC: Ok now pause clip one at this point)

(This man has held over 50 World titles across many promotions, he was also the first man to win the big three hardcore titles at the same time, multiple time tag champion also, this man wants to fulfil his legacy! Standing 7 feet 5 inches tall, weighing in at 380lbs, he is the current cWe and DDE World Heavyweight Champion and wants to finally become the number one in DWF, Kane2000!)

(OOC: Sorry guys, major pain, NOW play the second clip!)



Kane2000 walks down the makeshift isle, a long walk towards the entrance to the ranch, playing Linkin Park's "New Divide", he looks behind before holding his arms up to special fireworks that have been pre-planned, but done well NOT to piss off the insurers who are looking for an excuse to sue the DWF since the Stanley Green incident. Current holder of the DWF and cWe World Tag Team titles and the current cWe and DDE World Heavyweight Champion, he throws his hood into the crowd before walking into the ranch, strangely enough, there is a ref and Jeremy Borash to everyone's confusion has a MEGAPHONE awaiting for the official announcements for this winner take all match!

(Ok Viper, top that intro, lol :-P)

Posted on Oct 13, 2009, 10:08 AM

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Not around here, a person can die laughing... *weg*

by Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ)



Suddenly, "Let's Ride!" was heard over the speakers and in the distance the sounds from the heavy footfalls of a horse were heard and grew louder and louder as the rumblings of hoof striking Earth carried throughout the arena! As all eyes fell on the jumbotron screens, Ghostriders continued to play as a dark figure was seen emerging through a cloud of dust! The fans exploded in throat shearing cheers knowing exactly who was riding towards the Doublecross ranch!

King: "Viper!!! It's Viper!!"

J.R: "Say what you will about that young woman but she sure knows how to make an entrance!"

Cole: "My god, she looks like the 4th horseman of the Apocolypse!"

Grisham: "I think it's symbolic because that's exactly what we're going to have here, a match that can only be described as apocolyptic!"

The cameras zoomed in on the hellraising brunette as she rode the huge black stallion hard towards the ranch in a pair of black leather pants with chaps, a black leather bra beneath a matching vest that bore the letters D.D while on the back, Deadly Diva was spelled out in silver studs, boots and on top of her head, a black stetson!

J.R: "Hahaha i think Viper looks better in a black stetson than i do"

King: "Hell yeah she does and all i have to say is Double D's are right, yippi ki yay motherfu.."

J.R: "KING!"

King: "Hahaha!"

With her hair flying in the wind and eyes wild, the fiery brunette tore up the ground as she approached, her lips curling back in a sadistic grin as her ice gaze fell on Kane 2K...

Grisham: "Are you boys thinking what i'm thinking?!"

Cole: "I sure am, run Kane!!"

Kane 2K stood his ground as Viper drew closer, if this was a game of chicken, the two superstars had effectively caused the crowds and officials watching to take a breath and hold it, none knowing what was about to happen and hoping the brunette would slow down as she reached the top of the aisle.

She didn't...

The hellraiser continued her speed and even prodded the horse to accelerate it's gallop down the rampway, Viper was going to mow Kane 2000 down where he stood!!! Kane held on, and then, he dove out of the way as the horse barreled over the very spot he had just been standing in!

King: "Viper was going to trample Kane!"

J.R: "Was there ever any doubt?? This IS Viper we're talking about"

As Kane scrambled to get to his feet, Viper reared the horse around to take another go at Kane but this time, the deadly diva pushed herself up on the saddle and leapt off the huge beast, launching herself like a missle and took Kane back down to the ground with a hellacious flying crossbody!!!

J.R: "Sweet jesus!!"

King: "Wow!!! Air Viper!! Air Viper!!"

Cole: "Flattened Kane! Flattened Kane!"

King: "Hahaha you finally said something funny!"

The officials had no recourse, they called for the bell and as it rung, the brunette was already up and sending vicious kicks into the body of the prone Kane!





Posted on Oct 13, 2009, 7:21 PM

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lol, didn't see that coming. DLOL

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Kane2000 wasn't even prepared for that onslaught, but he then came back up only to be taken down with a vicious kick to the gut. Viper now starts to punch away at the dual World Champion, the winner take all match is under way. Viper attempts an Irish Whip, only for Kane2000 to reverse and she goes head first into the cart that she brought along with her, Kane2000 charges only to get speared to the ground, they both now go rolling round, punching the living hell out of each other. Viper now mounts him and applies more punches.

King: Kane2000 is currently living the dream most men wanna see, including me.
JR: What could that possibly be??
King: He has Viper ON TOP OF HIM!!! Need I say more?
JR: But I don't think that he'd be getting anything more than punches to the temple.

Viper now grabs Kane2K's throat, but gets a rake to the eyes for her troubles. Kane2000 stumbles to his feet, charges and leaps off his feet with a dropkick to the chest, sending Viper down. Fans start chanting from outside the ranch "Not the puppies!" Kane2000 then laughed at the chant, the first time any set of fans have ever done such a thing. He grabs Viper, front face lock, lifts her into the air and throws her onto the top of the cart, ribs first. Before stepping on the cart, he pulls himself onto the roof, Viper and Kane2000 are on top of a fantastic looking cart which was designed. Both are now hitting each other with lefts and rights. Kane2000 with a knee to the gut and realised that he could suplex her to the ground, but saw that there's a second floor onto the ranch. But instead hits a swinging neckbreaker. Goes for the cover: 1...2... NO. shoulder up by Viper, the first cover of the contest only saw a two count made. He now goes and knees Viper in the head, before charging and Viper chop blocked the knee.

She grabs the head of Kane2000, salutes the fans and then runs with him and leaps off the cart, a running bulldog sends both crashing to the ground, but Kane2000 felt the full brunt of the bulldog. He holds his face, not happy with this, but Viper tries to take advantage, only for Kane2000 to kick out after two. Viper now grabs Kane2000, starts to boot him in the ribs, before charging and kicking him in the arms, Kane2000 then grabbed the ankle and attemped the ankle lock, only for Viper to reverse out of it, charges at him, but a bicycle kick takes her down.

Posted on Oct 14, 2009, 5:29 AM

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I'm just full of surprises yanno ;] Like this... > :o

by Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ)

Viper flew backwards and hit the ground hard from the huge kick and as Kane advanced on the smaller brunette who was clutching her head, the sadistic diva, ignored the ringing in her skull and twisting her body, shot forward, toppling the over 7 foot monster with a legsweep that sent Kane crashing down causing the very ground to rumble from the impact!

The Demon in red recoiled and forced himself on, pushing off the ground with his hands and as he was about to fully regain his vertical base, he was quickly bulldogged back down by the slippery diva! Viper attempted a quick pin by rolling Kane's massive body over and hooking his leg but Kane kicked out with a vengeance at 1 1/2 which sent the brunette scampering back to her feet then into a spin that sent her boot right into Kane's jaw just as he got to his! The big man stumbled back and gritting her teeth as Kane struggled to regain his balance, a ferocious dropkick sent Kane slamming into the side of makeshift saloon!

With a twisted grin playing on her lips, the cold blooded brunette pulled Kane up and fired a knee into his jaw before roughly positioning him back against the wall. Viper backpeddled but as she rushed at the man, Kane countered the brunette's attack by sidestepping and using her own momentum against her, grabbed her by the back of the head and smashed her facefirst into the side of the side of the building not once but several times!

Kane was now behind the dazed brunette and adding to her pounding her headache, Kane ripped Viper off her feet and slammed her head into the gutter lining the roof of the saloon!!! If Kane was softening the brunette it was working because as he let her drop back down, the Demon in Red took the dizzy diva back and down with a Release German Suplex!

Viper was in trouble and somehow, someway averted diseaster when she rolled out of the way a fraction of a second before a water trough came crashing down where she had just been! The brunette rolled again as a stomp missed and then another! Kane was on the attack and finding her feet even for just a second, Viper sent hurdling into an empty feed trough when Kane grabbed her by the back of the vest and pants!

The fans watched in amazement as Viper's hands reached up from the trough to pull herself out. After that hellacious attack, the fiery brunette would not stay down and she didn't, Kane seeing the resilience, stubborness or straight out defiance of his opponent, tore her out and sent her flying again, this time right onto a wooden rail that'd have once been used to tie horses to. Viper hung over the beam precariously as the 7'4 monster loomed closeby.

Again it looked like Kane was going to put Viper through hell and back when the diva's eyes flashed red and her leg came up right between Kane's legs and then a metal bucket was swung at Kane's head! Viper had managed to get herself a weapon and that's what it became in her hands, again and again Viper swung the bucket at Kane's head the force of the blows sending Kane's head
snapping back and forth until a shot from below caught Kane beneath the jaw and sent him flying backwards! The brunette was now in control and she wasn't about to waste a delicious second of it!

After a few seconds, a groggy Kane sat up and looking straight at the leather clad legs standing in front of him, Kane never had a chance to dodge the bucket that came down over his head! Water splashed everywhere as the brunette slammed the dented bucket around his head, practically welding it to his head and then drilling him with a low standing dropkick! Viper was on fire and Kane was about to get burned and burned bad.

Reaching down towards the struggling man, Viper grabbed hold of the handle and using her strength, pulled Kane back up to his feet and without releasing her grip, began to swing Kane around and around by the head with wicked glee! Round and round Kane went, the man growing more and more disoriented as she sped up the rotation and then it happened, Viper released the handle long enough to run at him again and drive Kane down with another bulldog!!!

Kane's world was rocking, his brain was scrambled and his teeth were rattling when he finally pulled the pail off of his head but the brunette was on him like white on rice and her fingers grabbed a fistful of hair, her efforts paying off she got Kane up but was quickly thwarted when her Irish whip attempt was reversed and Viper was sent flying towards the saloon again! This time however was different, Viper slammed on the breaks but she had come to a halt right in front of the swinging double doors leaving her open to a savage gore by Kane!!!

Viper landed backfirst on the wooden floors inside the saloon with a sickening thud! Rolling onto her stomach and shaking her head to regain her bearings, it was her turn to find Kane's boots standing in front of her and she knew she was about to be punished for her antics.

That was the plan and before she could escape, Kane's hands were tearing her off the floor and feeling her feet leave the floor as Kane raised her into a military press, Viper saw where Kane was taking her and she began to kick and flail! The Demon in Red had taken her over to the bar and then dropped onto it and before Viper knew it, Kane grabbed her again and began running before he let go and sent her sliding along the bar and flying off the end of it into the wall at the other end!

Posted on Oct 15, 2009, 7:23 PM

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Ooooh... surprises are a galore here :)

by Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ)

Kane2000 then saluted the crowd, before eyeing Viper up again, runs and punts her straight in the ribs, before stomping in the mid section. Goes for the cover, shoulder up after one. Kane2000 now picks her up and suplexes her onto the floor. 1...2.... shoulder up. He high fives the fans and then drags Viper by her hair, he throws her against the railing before booting her in the ribs. He then picks her up, throws her onto the railing before dragging the horse over and then seats himself up onto the saddle before leaping off and a huge leg drop onto the hanging Viper, Kane2000 held his leg feeling a slight twinge, but recovering to make the cover. Two count only as Kane2000 goes straight back on the offence.

Viper now hits an uppercut, Kane2000 rocks back before hammering a big right, recovery shot by Viper rocks Kane2K back, hammering more rights and lefts before Kane2000 recovered with a knee to the ribs, steps back, runs towards Viper, ducks a clothesline attempt and then hits a drop toe hold, sending Kane2000 against the railing, she then starts to stomp on the back of Kane2000, before running and hitting a missile type dropkick onto the back of Kane2000, before picking up Kane2000 onto his feet, kicking the knees, punching the back and then lifting Kane2000 with the back body suplex.

She now leaps onto the horse and then stands on top of the saddle before leaping off and hitting a huge elbow drop onto Kane2000's chest. 1....2.... shoulder up by Kane2000. The fans applaud both sets of superstars, both sets of World Champions, both huge names the world over. Viper now stands there, waits for Kane2K to get up and then runs and hits a huge swinging neckbreaker, knocking the big man back to the ground before applying the Koji Clutch.

Kane2000 starts to feel the pain as Viper stretches the move further, but Kane2000 refuses to give in, wanting to keep the dream alive of becoming a DWF World Champion for the first time in history. Viper releases the hold, starts to stomp on the head of Kane, snaps the arm to the ground before applying the cross face. Kane2000 now starts to claw his way through the ground, trying to not give up, Viper wrenches the move further. He punches the ground, trying to dig a hole, but not tapping out, he then starts to push himself up, Viper is keeping the move going.

Kane2000 now pulls himself onto his knees, Viper still has the cross face on, wrenching back as hard as possible, Kane2000 ignoring the pain as the cWe & DDE World Champion now pushes himself onto one knee, the DWF Undisputed World Champion keeps going with the move, Kane2000 now steps up onto his feet, with Viper still in locking the crossface. Kane2000 now drops down and hits the side slam.

Viper now feels a pinch from the lower back after that big side slam, Kane2000 starts to try and shake off the arm problem after the cross face. He then crawls over and grabs the hoe, waits for Viper to come over, she charges over and he swings the hoe, connecting with her ribs before cracking the hoe across her back, he runs, gets a rake and grabs her attire strap with the rake before hoisting her up, throws her off and hits a devistating neckbreaker. The fans applauding that bit of innovation from the big man

Posted on Oct 16, 2009, 11:35 AM

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My favorite surprises are of the sadistic kind ;)

by Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ)

As Viper lay on the ground, two thoughts raced through her mind, god did that hurt and she was going to have to hurt Kane twice as bad. The ensuing and sadistic thoughts on what kind of things to inflict the worst pain imaginable on the advancing 7'4 footer sparked her adrenaline and when she felt Kane's hands grab her by the hair, the brunette struck by twisting her body around and threw a handful of dirt to the eyes of the Demon in Red!

King: "Viper has just evened the odds!!"

J.R: "Even the odds? She cheated!"

Grisham: "Or as Viper calls it, creative advantage making"

Cole: "Same diference"

Kane roared as he stumbled back and rubbed at his eyes, attempting to lash out at the now grinning brunette who turned the tables even more on the half cyborg by rushing in and using a barrel as a springboard, hooked both of her hands around Kane's head and planted both of her knees against the Demon in Red's face only to fall backwards and force the big man to fall forwards and smash face first into her knees!

J.R: "Jumping Jesus on a stick! What a move!"

King: "I hear Viper was going to become a Dentist"

J.R: "Yeah, from that maneuver, she looks like she specialized in extractions"

She had gotten Kane down and writhing but Viper had nearly taken herself out with him, nearly. The vampy vixen had bought herself some time and glancing around at her surroundings, a sinister little smile began to creep across her face and she darted off

Cole: "What is up to?? No way is she retreating!"

J.R: "Not a chance and my guess is she's up to no good"

King: "Come on J.R., everything Viper does is good, she's an exceptional woman"

J.R: "Be that as it may, this can't bode well for Kane, he must know that she's setting a trap"

Grisham: "Oh my god, I think i know where Viper's going!"

The raven haired hellraiser had ducked into another building just up the makeshift town as Kane had made it back to his feet and shifting his chin, he looked around and grinned himself. Kane took off, following the dust that Viper had kicked up. The Demon in Red slowed his pace when he reached a small row of buildings and carefully ventured forth, looking up and in every direction, knowing that Viper had a headstart and she could be lurking anywhere.

Kane was about to pass by a small feed store and stopped, listening and then tentatively glancing inside to see if Viper was lying in wait there, nothing. Kane inched forward towards the next building and was about to peer into the door when Viper leapt out at him and cracked him across the ribs with a branding iron that doubled the big man over! Another crack from the iron came up connecting with Kane's jaw and then another right across the back which drove the dual champion to his hands and knees, a position he did not want to find himself in with a weapon wielding Viper near. The deadly brunette made good on the pain she wanted to deal her opponent and quickly mounted Kane like a horse, using the iron to choke him with in an effort to make him submit or pass out for an easy pin.

Viper wrenched on the iron driving it deeper into Kane's throat while the referee checked on him, asking if he submitted, Kane shook his head and attempted to pull the iron away from his throat. Didn't work, Viper pulled back and began crushing Kane's fingers along with his larynx! Kane wouldnt be able to take much more of this and in a desperate attempt, threw his body over but Viper held on, her legs wrapping themselves around his waist as she continued to wrench on the iron!

Kane thrashed and rolled but Viper rolled with him, that was until Kane sat up then slammed back, the back of his head smashing into Viper's head! Again Kane struck, finally forcing a bloody nosed Viper to loosen her grip and scramble to her feet. The brunette was glaring at the demon-cyborg as she wiped the back of her hand beneath her nose and then charged at the man with the iron, swinging and attempting to demolish the 7 footer! Kane in the meantime, dodged and spun, attempting to avoid getting struck but he couldn't avoid all of them and felt his knee buckle when Viper struck him behind the knee and then hit a lowstanding dropkick to send him stumbling forward!! The sadistic siren flung the weapon and ran towards Kane but Kane felt her coming and spun around, sending Viper flying with a huge right and then an uppercut that took Viper off her feet and down to the ground!

Not about to let Viper have any time to recover, Kane ripped her off the ground and took her up and down again with a Fallaway slam! With Viper barely moving, Kane went for another cover..

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Posted on Oct 18, 2009, 12:44 PM

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One word.... KINKY '-) lol

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Kick out by Viper, Kane2000 starting to get frustrated, he then ran over and leapt into the air, big splash onto Viper, followed by an elbow drop, followed by a stomp before twirling round, a leap in the air and a huge standing moonsault by the big man. 1....2.... shoulder up. Kane2000 went to pick Viper up before she swept his legs from under him and snapped off a neckbreaker. She then followed up by seating him, ran back off the fence and hitting a dropkick to the back, followed by a swinging neckbreaker also. She now attempts the cover before moving off, hitting one elbow drop, followed by another elbow, followed by one more before moving back in for the cover: 1...2... kick out by Kane2000, Viper goes back on the onslaught by grabbing his right leg, leaping to the side and snapping his leg to the ground. Kane2000 instantly held the leg before Viper started to stomp on it, she then grabbed it again, walked over before snapping it back to the ground. Kane2000 held his leg again as Viper went for the smart cover. Shoulder up after two.

She now picked up Kane2000 and seated him on the bucket before walking ten paces backwards, she then ran over and hit a running Yakuza kick, knocking him off the bucket to the ground, she followed up by running, leaping off the bucket and hitting a big splash. Hooks the leg, shoulder up again by Kane2000.

JR: How is he doing it?
King: They're both pulling out all the stops, but no one seems to be putting the other away.

Viper now picks Kane2000 up again, he raked her eye before leaping in the air and hit a modified enziguri. She staggered before he ran and hit the STO. 1...2... kickout by Viper who then rolled up Kane2000, who kicked out after two, who then swept Viper under before she kicked out and then she dropkicked the knee of Kane2000 before rolling him up, kick out again. Kane2000 with his good leg hit a superkick, but hobbled over to the barricade. He then saw an opening with the steps, picked Viper up and a huge Irish Whip saw Viper crash into the ladder. He then ran across, attempting the Stinger Splash, but she moved and Kane2K broke the wooden ladder and it was a good thing there was hay in the way (haha, poetry at its finest happy.gif ) other wise he would have been out for the count.

Fans: HOLY SHIT

MT: The attempt at the Stinger Splash failed emphatically for Kane2000.
Taz: And yet, so could his World Title dreams, Viper needs to make the cover here!

She then swung round the top of the ladder and hit a nice fluent elbow drop before making the cover. The ref sprinting across, 1...2.... THRNO!!!!!!!!!! Somehow, Kane2000 got the shoulder up, but that was more adrenalin and instinct more than anything, otherwise it would've been over and Viper would've added the cWe and the DDE World Heavyweight Titles to the DWF Undisputed and nWo United States Heavyweight titles she already owns. She now applies the Boston Crab submission hold, looking to put the big man away.

Kane2000 is feeling the punch and lets not forget that she has also worked on his legs, therefore double the pain!!! She wrenches back hard and applies more pain before letting go, stomping on the lower back, elbowing him in the lower back and then knee drops the leg and re-applies the move, smart strategy here, applying more pain and why not?? He then tries to push himself up, to avert the pain away, but at the moment, he couldn't get any strength to move. He starts to stir a little as Viper wrenches back good and hard. The ref starts to check the arm of Kane2000. The fans going mental, chanting both their names, can't believing how good a match this has been so far.

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He checks one more time, the arm seems to be crashing to the ground, but Kane2000 stops in time as the cWe and DDE World Champion starts to pull himself together, perhaps to try and get himself out of this predicament, offence isn't everything in pro wrestling, sometimes defence is just as good. He then starts to push his arms up, but falls back down as Viper continues the pain, Kane2000 starts to stir but punches himself in the head to wake up before trying again, he then keeps the arms up, crawling away from the hay as it may have been at a disadvantage, before trying to swing around onto his back, he then gets to his back, pushes Viper, who crashes into the barn door before walking back, Kane2000 lifts her with his legs, before throwing her and her ribs crashing onto his knees.

He gets up gingerly and spears her, albiet with what could be his last bit of strength, he puts his arm over her, 1....2.... no! Wasn't enough strength in the spear to make the cover count. He then starts to pull himself onto his feet, she charges over, looks for a hurricarana, but Kane2000 catches her, runs over and in tribute to a legendary Brit, the British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith with the running powerslam. He then tries again, but Viper kicks out after two. They both get up, charge to the middle, but clothesline each other.

The fans are applauding the efforts of both guys, remember there must be a winner!

Posted on Oct 18, 2009, 2:40 PM

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Why not? This match has been all S & M lol

by Viper

The fans fell into a hush as Kane and Viper lay on the ground, both barely moving, the match finally beginning to take it's toll on the two world famous superstars. High above them the blazing Texas sun continued to beat down on them and to one side, two vultures could be seen perching on the roof of a nearby store.

Seconds seemed to draw out like hours and then to the shock of the fans, Viper rolled herself over onto her side and her eyes fell on the prone body of the 7 footer and as she continued to stare at Kane, her lips twitched at the corners as the faintest of smiles attempting to form. Gritting her teeth, the feral femme fatale willed herself to crawl over and with Kane still not moving, Viper went for a cover

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2..NO! Kane pushed her off albeit weakly. This match was not going to end this way, not a chance in hell! Viper was going to pin Kane or make him submit if she had to kill him! Glancing at the Demon in Red, something inside her snapped and the fans broke into cheers and then gasps when they watched Viper haul off and pummel the man ferociously even hopping off of him to retrieve a huge rock that she cracked the rising Kane in the head with, effectively knocking him out!

Now she wanted blood and seeing the stream begin to flow from the gash on Kane's forehead, the bruentte wanted more and spotting two sets of ropes hanging on a post, Viper darted off to get them and as she pulled them free, she saw something else that made her laugh with sadistic glee. Casting another glance at her soon to be victim, Viper smirked and raced back, quickly securing Kane's feet and then pulling the other end of the rope upwards, she tied his wrists, knowing she wouldn't have much time before he snapped out of it and came after her. To the confusion of the fans watching, the brunette left Kane and vanished between the two buildings only to come back on horseback with the other rope hanging off the handgrip of the saddle and brought the horse to a stop and dismounting with the other rope, she proceeded with her plan.

Just as she finished her ministrations, Viper felt a sharp pain around her ankle and looking down, her eyes went wide to find Kane's hand wrapped around it, he had come to! A grimace spread across her face when Kane tightened his grip and moved to try for an ankle lock prompting Viper to shoot a vicious kick into Kane's head and then a succession of stomps! It worked and with Kane neutralised once more, the brunette was back up on the horse and giving her opponent a quick look, Viper smiled and drove her heels into the beast's side to send it into a gallop, dragging Kane behind them!

Kane struggled and fought as he was dragged over the rocky terrain while a black eyed Viper prompted the horse on and on, dragging Kane all over the makeshift ranch, taking Kane over rocks and bales of hay! What followed next sent the fans to their feet, Viper jumped the horse over a row of barrels while Kane went crashing through them! The wild ride through the ranch continued till Viper veered the horse in another direction, towards the towering silo beside the barn!

The horse galloped faster towards it's destination and then through the door. But as Viper dismounted to get Kane, there was nothing but torn ropes lying on the bed of gran and spinning around to see if she hadn't left Kane somewhere along the path, the 7 footer ran up behind her with a huge wooden plank he had dragged back with him and cracked it right across Viper's back, breaking the board in half from the impact! Viper went down like a sack of potatoes and nearly screamed out when Kane brought a clubbing bown down across her back when she tried to get up and then ripped her up by the hair only to send her crashing to the ground with a powerbomb!

Kane stood up and took in the surroundings, spotting the two mounted ladders leading up towards a scaffold. A grin crossed Kane's face as he hoisted Viper up and throwing her over his shoulder, he began to climb one of the ladders to take this battle up...

Posted on Oct 20, 2009, 9:20 PM

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Ooooooooooooh er ;-)

by Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ)

Kane2000 continued to climb up the ladder, but then leapt off, holding Viper and delivering a crushing blow to the ribs, before a powerslam. 1....2.... shoulder up. Kane2000 now held her arm, pulled her over and clotheslined her. He then grabbed her and slung her on his shoulders and climbed back up the ladder and the fans then started to chant both names as they reach the second floor of the barn, Kane2000 now threw Viper off his shoulder as the cWe and DDE World Heavyweight Champion started to punt the DWF Undisputed World and nWo United States Heavyweight Champion back in the ribs before making the cover. The ref, who was almost exhausted, reached the top of the ladder and made the cover: 1.....2..... shoulder up as he then used one arm to signify to the fans that it was a two count. Kane2000 then seethed as he ran and did a baseball slide dropkick onto the ladder, seeing the ladder slowly falling down and the ref crashed through the cart. And as if this match isn't more eventful, we now have a situation where the referee is out of the match, thanks to the raging bull within the Demon in Red.

He turned round, seen Viper get to her feet, runs across and hits a devastating Yakuza Kick to the head. He goes for the cover and the fans started to chant "1.......2.......3........4.....etc" as the ref is still out and Kane2000 shouted down to the ref to get up, but the ref can't even respond at all. There is another ref, who starts to run and pick up the ladder before setting it up and then starts to climb up it, Kane2000 runs and elbows Viper before the ref goes for the cover: 1....2..... how does she do it??? She kicked out, despite the fact that she was knocked out for a good while! He then argued with the second official, about to knock him off the edge, but Viper clubbed him in the back, kicked him in the knee, got the waist lock and lifted the big man off his feet with a devastating German Suplex, despite the rib injury suffered during the match. Neither of these two big name wrestlers, these two World Champions would never give in, no matter what.

Viper now started to mount the big man and punches him square in the head, before going for a rake and then ran before leaping in the air and with the rake, executed a very innovative elbow drop. 1....2.... shoulder up by Kane2000. She then sat Kane2000 up before kicking his back, swinging the rake and hitting the head, sending the behemoth down, she runs to the ropes and leaps up again, hitting a splash onto the Demon in Red, then holding her ribs, feeling the pinch and strain as she wanted to risk this to become a triple World Champion. Crawls over and drapes the arm over his chest: 1......2...... NO!!! How do either competitor even have the strength to continue this match?!?!?! Intestinal fortitude can be the answer to that question.

She now looked down and saw that there is a wooden wheelbarrow with a lot of hay in there. She grabs a can of gasoline and starts to pour it into the wheelbarrow before grabbing a match and lit it. She threw the can into the wheelbarrow and then threw the lit match and then we see a flaming wheelbarrow. She then walks over, stomps on Kane2000 and grabs a ladder before perching it up. Viper walked and dragged Kane2000, slowly towards the ladder before picking the big man up and perched him up on the middle of the ladder. She attempts a huge superplex, but Kane2000 blocks the attempt, tries again, but a huge club to the back/knee to the ribs combo stops Viper in her tracks. Kane2000 now grabs Viper by the head and starts to smash her head against the step before biting into it, making a huge gash and then making the cut more and more bloody.

He drags her up to the top of the ladder and attempts a powerbomb, before Viper rakes him in the eyes. They start to punch one another and the ladder starts to rock. The ladder then suddenly caved in and both Kane2000 and Viper fell off the ladder and they collapsed in the wheelbarrow, the fans now start to go wild as Kane2000 and Viper don't seem to be moving!!!

JR: This match is really hitting the new levels of bloodshed and hardcore!!
King: Match of the year candidate surely!!!
MT: Can't be far off.

They both tried to get up, but no sign of movement, but they flopped an arm each over the others chest. Ref covers for both: 1.....2..... they both get the shoulder up, but are now on their sides, this match surely has taken the best out of both champions!!

Posted on Oct 21, 2009, 2:05 PM

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Time for a little "X" rated fun...

by Viper

The two megastars lay motionless in the dust and debris after the hellacious drop that was now being replayed over and over for the concerned fans around the world to see. Emt's stood in ready, anticipating the signal to unload the gurneys and rush over to the scene with first aid kits but the ref didn't make the call, just yet. This was the Dwf and this was the organization that featured only the very best the world had to offer and made lesser promotions spit bile from jealousy.

Laying on her side, Viper's vision cleared fully and winced through gritted teeth when she attempted to roll back over and found a chunk of wood impaled deeply into her shoulder. Blood seeped from her wound and the numbing added to the realization that if she didn't get this out before Kane got his bearings, he would certainly exploit her situation to his benefit. Feeling a trickle of blood drip along her temple, Viper narrowed her eyes to near slits remembering that Kane bit into her and thats when she knew what she had to do. Drawing an unnecesary breath, she held it and with her other hand gripped the frayed stake and bit into her lip as she ripped it quickly from her shoulder.

J.R: "Sweet lord almighty!"

King: "Ahhh Kane gave Viper his rabies!!!"

Fans flinched and looked away as a gush of fresh blood poured out from the brunette's wound and sympathized with the diva as she clutched her shoulder through bloodied fingers but the sympathy quickly changed when they watched her shoot a glare at Kane and that's when the fiery femme drove the wooden stake sadistically right through Kane's shoulder making him roar in pain!!!
"An eye for an eye and blood for blood! Viper growled but it wasn't the end of it as Kane and the crowds quickly found out when the brunette dove down and bit into Kane's forehead like a crazed zombie!

Kane pushed the enraged vixen off but Viper was unrelenting and fired fist after fist into the gash on his forehead, busting it open even wider!!! When Viper finally pulled back, she sprang to her feet and seeing Kane coming up quickly, she delivered a thrust kick right into the stake that plunged it straight through the other side!

Cole: "HOLY SH&T!!!"

Grisham: "You can say that again holy sh%t!!"

King: "Christ! Now Kane's done it, he pissed Viper off!"

The attack continued with Viper targetting Kane's shoulder when she fired off a spinning heel kick and as Kane spun, she was right on his back and ramming him shoulder first into the side of the silo! Again the brunette shoved Kane into the side of the steel wall before backing off slightly to deliver a devasting kick to the big man's kidney area!

Spinning around, the brunette looked up and sprinted towards one of the ladders, hellbent on finishing what she had begun. Hand over hand, Viper climbed, the brunette brushing off the pain still burning in her shoulder. All through her climb, the brunette taunted Kane, daring him to follow her up and when Viper was about half way up, Kane was now in hot pursuit, the Demon in Red ignoring his own pain from his more injured shoulder.

When Viper reached the two connecting beams, she quickly got to her feet and continued taunting Kane, making remarks to the fans about chickens being unable to fly and how she was about to prove it. Kane glared at the brunette as he climbed and just as he reached the top of the ladder he roared again when Viper slammed her boot down on his fingers and then hauled off with a kick to the head that nearly sent Kane flying off the ladder! But a flailing Kane held on and pulled himself up despite the firestorm of kicks that the deadly diva rained down on him! Unable to take many more, Kane intentionally absorbed a shot then quickly caught the brunette's foot and pulled her off balance causing Viper to land in a straddle and nearly fall off!

Chants and cheers arose for Viper who clawed at the beam to stay on and pulled herself up just as Kane was up on his! The beams creaked faintly from their combined weight and when they began firing punches, a loud crackle caused both superstars to stop, look around then resume! Kane connected with an undercut that sent Viper flailing backwards but as he raced in to take her over, the brunette leapt up in the air and leapfrogged the big demon sending him stumbling forward and nearly falling off himself! "Oooh's and aaahh's continued back in the arena as the excited and nervous crowds began chanting both their names, the fans ready to cover their eyes if either or both megastars went over.

Viper stood at the middle of the two beams and gestured Kane to come get her and that's exactly what Kane did, the 7'4 behemoth strode right for the brunette, his huge hand opening and closing, signaling that he was going to chokeslam her off the beams. Viper however, broke into a defiant grin and stalked Kane as he lumbered towards her.

Kane swung at the brunette who bent over backwards in a matrix and grasping the beams, fired off a kick to the demon-cyborg's shorthairs! Kane clutched himself and as Viper flipped herself backwards, she ran up for a running Knee but Kane righted himself and knocked the brunette down with a brain rattling clothesline that left Viper in a vulnerable position and holding onto the scaffold for support. The brunette wasn't about to allow Kane to pitch her off and at the last possible second, shot her feet up and connected with a doublestomp to Kane's chest that sent the big man back and teetering right off!! The crowds screamed out anticipating the tremendous fall off the scaffold by Kane but Kane caught himself and dangled precariously from the beam much to Viper's delight.

Standing over Kane, the brunette stomped away at Kane's hands trying to shake him off and send him plummeting to the hard ground below!

(ooc)So i miss the X division on TNA lol ;]

Posted on Oct 24, 2009, 4:18 PM

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I'm up for some "X" rated fun too ;-)

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(OOC: And some "Y" and "Z" rated fun too. Sorry, met Greg Brady and Colin Murray today after one awesome live Fighting Talk episode earlier today in Hull XD The only downfall is Alex beating me to the last seat for the Fans "Defend the Indefensible" sad.gif )

Viper then looked and started to bite at Kane2000's fingers and one by one, she bit all the fingers on one hand and his left hand slipped off the beam, she then started to stomp on the second hand, trying to bite off one by one, each finger so he can slip to the ground and eventual defeat. Kane then started to swing and hit Viper, the punches rocked her back, she then started to rake the eyes and stomp on him again.

Kane2000 tried to fight back with one free arm, she then continued to punch and then throttled him, taunting that he'll never win the title from her and to kiss goodbye to his, the cWe and DDE World Champion then grabbed her throat, snarled and whispered, "Don't worry, it's not just the nWo belt I'll be taking hun" then as he released his other arm, he takes down Viper and they both crash to the ground!

Fans: DWF *HOLY SHIT* THAT WAS AWESOME *KANE2000* LETS GO VIPER (You pretty much get the picture)

JR: I wonder if even Kane2000 and Viper could continue... They both have taken each other to the limit here.
King: Thunderous chokeslam, oh... I do hope Viper is ok, I might have to perform first aid on her!
MT: Yeah, I bet you would King, as would the vast majority of the males in this audience!

Kane2000 started to crawl over, throws his arm over, surely this is it and he can begin the party. 1......2....... THRENOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The fans go wild, how in the holy shitting hell can Viper EVEN kick out of that?!?!?! Obviously, Kane2000 is really frustrated, but then slumped down, looking to be out of breath, Viper rolled over and her arm was on top of his chest: 1......2....... THRNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And to think, Kane2000 was close to victory not to long ago, he could've been mere inches away from defeat! The fact that both are shattered is an understatement, they're running on fumes!!

They both slowly, gingerly and achingly get to their feet and they both connect with punches, fall back down with exhaustion and the fans still cheer for them both, willing either one of them to get that all important victory, the split screens show The New Prophecy and the nWo watching this match on monitors, looking anxiously! Both Kane2000 and Viper slowly get back to their feet and Kane2000 with a boot to the gut, before picking her up and a punch to the chin, he then bites into her neck and punches her head at the same time before Viper punches the stomach, leaps in the air and dropkicks him into the step ladder. She shakes the cobwebs, runs and looks for a Bronco Buster, but Kane2000 catches her and seats her in position, but his grounded Oblivion attempt looked weak with the finish. Goes for the cover: 1.....2..... NO!!!!!!!

He picks Viper up, but she kicks him in the stomach and then DDT's him hard onto the rake below, but she straight away goes for the Koji clutch. She tries to pull at his head, but nothing good happens, but she musters enough strength to try and make him tap, but he piles on top of her, goes for the cover, but she gets the shoulder up while pulling on his head, he then runs with her and runs, another sit out powerbomb, but she still pulls at him, not relenting, another powerbomb, another powerbomb and one more finally gets her off him.

But he sits back and collapses down. She is still not with it though, he charges towards her, but she applies the small package: 1....2.... no! He sweeps her down, flips over and hits the shooting star press: 1...2... no!!! Kane2000 now goes for a boot, but as he connects, he eats a boot with a quick superkick from Viper. They both go back down before trying to stir back to their feet, Viper charges in, Kane2000 picks her up and hits a "Double A" spinebuster on the DWF Undisputed World Champion! Kane2000 isn't even attempting to make the cover as he is trying to recover from the exhaustion from this match, it's clear that this is sapping energy from him and from Viper also. They both have put each other through an all out war at this point!!

JR: Can you say classic?
Taz: Oh believe me, I can believe you for one second my man!

Kane2000 hit quite a weak elbow, which Viper quickly turned into an armbar, gripping hard, pulling away, trying to pull Kane2000's arm out of his socket, he is close to tapping out, but is keeping on in there, refusing to give up on his world title dreams in the DWF. She then innovatively rolled up the other arm and then hooked the legs. 1.....2..... kickout from Kane2000. She goes back to the armbar, wrenching again, pulling even harder, but Kane2000 is still refusing to give in. Viper then staggered up and started to stomp on him, before leaping into the air and elbowing him in the sternum, 1.....2........ shoulder up.

She picks him up, but Kane2000 quickly countered and hit an enziguri kick, but Viper grabs the ankle and applies the ankle lock, Kane2000 twirls round, pulls Viper down, goes for the inside cradle, no three count this time, Viper charges at him, but meets a huge dropkick to the chest, what else can these two warriors do to each other at this point???

Posted on Oct 24, 2009, 6:04 PM

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"Up" eh? It's a great place to start lmao

by Viper

There was only one thought burning through Viper's mind is what was it going to take to put this man away!? She couldn't believe how much she had done to him and he still kept coming back for more! Glancing down briefly where her foot was, the brunette smirked before her eyes fell back on Kane, it almost seemed at times that he liked it, well, she mused, if he liked that, then he was about to love this....

With her gazed fixed on the 7 footer, the brunette dropped quickly and pulled up a pitchfork that had lay half covered by the grain and charged Kane when he rushed her! "Fork you Kane!" she laughed darkly and charged Kane again with the deadly weapon. She had him and the fans in the arena knew it too when they shot to their feet to watch Viper stalk Kane and lunge at him repeatedly with the pitchfork! Over and over the brunette weilded it like a spear and swung with it, attempting to skewer the Demon in Red and within moments had backed him out of the silo and into an emptied horse enclosure.

Kane looked around frantically for a weapon to defend himself with whilst trying to keep his eyes on the sadistic brunette at the same time. It was then that Viper got sick of the game and ran at Kane with the pitchfork forcing Kane to dive out of the way and onto the ground! He was far from safe as Viper came back and stabbed at him narrowly missing the man as he continued to scramble for his life!

"Will you hold still!" Viper grinned wildly as she stabbed at him again and then in a bold move, Kane dodged then rolled back before Viper could pull the pitchfork out of the ground! The Demon in Red held on and using his weight, started pulling himself up while keeping the deadly prongs buried.


"Well that's just unfair Kane" the brunette protested then using the same handle, used the handle like a stripper's pole and spun around, kicking Kane in the head and back to the ground! Forgetting the pitchfork, the brunette hit a sprint as Kane got to his feet and ran the wooden fence, catching Kane around the neck with a Hurricarana but Kane countered the maneuver into a Powerbomb!

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The two superstars scrambled to their feet and launched into a full on attack, the two ring generals traded blows, each more devasting than the last until a vicious uppercut nearly sent Viper right out of her boots! Kane grabbed the brunette's arm and irish whips Viper who counters with a whip of her own but then Kane countered again and successfully whipped her into the fence and sent her stumbling right into a Black Hole slam!!!

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Kane was about to get the three when Noooooooo! Viper's shoulder went up sending cheers and shock through the crowds! The cWe champion drove his fist into the ground out of frustration and pulled the Dwf champ to her feet and was hoisting her up for a Last Ride when the feral female lunged at his eyes with an eyerake and a headbutt to the nose that caused Kane to drop her with a roar!

This was her chance and Viper took it by chopblocking Kane behind the knee and chopped him down to size. The brunette's eyes were ablaze and backing up, the fiery diva came back with a Shining wizard that drove Kane flat onto his back!

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Now it was Viper's turn to strike the ground and getting back up, Viper pulled Kane up with her and calling for The Snakebite, dragged him towards the fence and climbed up but as Viper moved to end Kane, Kane grabbed the champ and took her over with a Musclebuster!! The fans screamed "Ohhh shit!!!" "Oh shit!!" over and over as Kane shook the webs from his head and yanked the almost limp brunette to her feet, it was time for his finisher but just as Kane was setting up, a ferocious kick exploded from the diva and then out of nowhere, the cunning brunette, hooked Kane's arm and in the same movement, drives him down with a Spinning Unprettier!!!

The crowds were on their feet, this had to be it, there could be no way that Kane could recover before the ref made the count...

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Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 8:02 PM

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The only way is up hun ;-)

by Kane2000 (cWe & DDE World Heavyweight Champ)

It seemed like a slow motion moment from a hollywood movie, with the theme music playing, looking like Kane2000's final call, but as the ref was mere inches from counting three and giving Viper the cWe and DDE World titles, Kane2000 somehow shoots the shoulder up. Viper could not believe her eyes, how in the bloody hell did he kick out of that move?!?!?! Kane2000 couldn't even figure out how he kicked out he couldn't even figure out where he is right now!! He struggles to get up, Viper runs and knees him square in the head, 1.....2...... no. The fans continue to scream and shout, knowing that these two have been in an all out brawl! Viper now headbutts Kane2000 and runs, basement dropkick to the temple. 1...2... no!!! Not again, another kickout by the big man from Manchester, England.

Viper picks up Kane2000, looking to hit the Irish Whip, but Kane2000 reversed and sent Viper crashing into a pole. This one didn't break completely, Kane2000 staggered over and hit an uppercut before Kane2000 picked her up and placed her on his shoulders and started to climb up the ladder again, how he can be so mental after so many crashes I can't figure it out, none of these fans can figure it out, but they reach the top of the platform again in this ranch, Kane2000 then elbowed her square in the back of the head before grabbing her neck and hitting a swinging neckbreaker before pulling her arm back, wrenching the armbreaker before letting go. Thinking of throwing Viper off the edge, chokeslam or a massive oblivion powerbomb, he went for a chokeslam attempt, he raises her in the air, but she DDT's him on the platform. 1...2... shoulder up. She picks him up and looks for a suplex

He then counters by booting her in the ribs and looks to chokeslam her off the edge before she punched square between the eyes, she now grabs his head and looks to suplex him off, but he counters and looks to suplex her, but she wriggles out of it, he elbows her in the head, but she countered back with a leaping enziguri. Kane2000 staggers round a bit, she runs and hits a running knee to the gut and Kane2000 staggers off the edge, he is teetering on the edge of the end here, Viper then looked to leap for a seated senton, but Kane2000 catches her and without given reason spins round from the edge, before throwing her off and down to the ground below, with what looks like a modified Oblivion powerbomb.

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!

King: OH NO!!! This could be the end of Viper!!!
JR: Kane2000 could do this!!!

Kane2000 then looked to walk down the ladder, before stopping, staring at the top, looked back at the fans and then nodded, he stepped back to the top (MT: He isn't about to do what I think he's gonna do isn't he???) He walked back to the edge of the wall at the second floor, started to clap with the fans, closed his eyes and in his mind were flashbacks of doing this move, will it go right or wrong, he couldn't care less as he started running, leaping off the edge and threw himself into the air, hitting an unbelievable Shooting Star Press, onto Viper, who practically didn't see it coming! the fans continue to go mental as Kane2000 slides off to catch his breath, he then started to crawl over, not looking to waste any time on this, his big chance. He throws his arm over her.

The ref then slides into position to make the count, the fans count along with him:

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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Kane2000 slumps to the ground, not realising what has happened, the ref starts to walk towards him, with the cWe, DDE, and DWF Undisputed World Title. Kane2000 has just won the biggest match of his career!!

JB: The winner of this winner take all match, still the DDE and cWe World Heavyweight and the NEW DWF Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!!!!!! The "Demon in Red" KANE2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kane2000 grabbed a towel from the trainer, wiping the blood away from his eyes before grabbing all four belts, he placed the cWe and DDE titles on his shoulders, he raised the DWF Undisputed World Championship, staring into it, before raising it to cheers from the fans, his dream has come true, his destiny has been fulfilled, Kane2000 is now the top dog in the DWF, the New Prophecy are the top faction in the DWF!!!

JR: WOW!!! What a match!
King: I hate to say it, but Kane2000 wanted this badly, he'd even put his own livelihood on the line!
MT: Guys, the DWF has always been known for being out of control, controversial and downright fucking crazy, but what in the hell is it going to be like now that Kane2000 is the Undisputed World Champion???



    
This message has been edited by takersdoll0 on Oct 26, 2009 5:47 PM

Posted on Oct 26, 2009, 10:35 AM

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Segment: Open

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and gentlemen the following is our second open segment of the evening for anyone would like to come out. Once again, please not Gideon. As I said earlier the nWo is trying to save this show's ratings not put them in the toilet. I think that's been done enough from the Broke Back Mountain Boys match earlier. So please welcome...."




Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 9:52 PM

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Backstage Mayhem

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We join Josh Grisham, outside of the nWo lockeroom.

Josh Grisham: We are backstage where apparently Damien is still storming around the...

The door burst open, Damien's hand wrapping around Josh's throat. His other hand took the microphone.

"I am going to make this very clear. I am far from done with that son of a bitch. Straight To The Grave is our next event, and I am hereby invoking my championship rematch clause for that match."

Damien slammed Grisham's head into the wall before turning back to the camera. "Straight to The Grave. Winner Takes All. I win, you cure me and I take back MY championship. You win, and I will leave, allow your disease to eat away at my body, and die. We'll be seeing you at the PPV."

With that said, Damien stormed off, followed by Angelica and Demonica, the latter of which paused to punt grisham in the crotch before walking off giggling madly.

Posted on Oct 25, 2009, 9:07 PM

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Closing Segment: Viper

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Special guest announcer Kade: "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the original Double D, that's Deadly Diva out there for you pervs staring at the twins. Viper!"




Posted on Oct 12, 2009, 9:55 PM

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Getting a couple things off her chest...

by Viper(Aggression nWo United States Champ)



Suddenly the arena is plunged into darkness and the soft strains of Sweet dreams begin to play and resonate through the speakers sending the fans into an uproar of cheers as the torches set around the stage erupted into towering pillars of violent red and black flames! They knew exactly who was about to emerge from the back...

King: "Viper is coming!"

J.R: "Indeed though I think that whatever she originally had in mind has changed for the former Undisputed World champion"

King: "Pssh, Viper can always take that title back, she can challenge Kane for a rematch, it was in the contract"

Cole: "I'll have to agree with you there King, though it will certainly not happen tonight, not after that brutal match we watched earlier tonight"

The stage became illuminated in a cold blue light that shifted back and forth with the darkness whilst gusts of icy winds begin to blow all through the arena along electrifying the fans even more! From the stage, a dense white fog that slowly begins pumping out and swirling from the entrance, a spinning vortex of mist and fog shrouding the stage in an ethereal world of glistening white.

The excited fans exploded with screams as the lasers began firing through the fog giving the appearance of a lightning storm and the lights are now a blood red hue. The red beams of light now ablaze with an unearthly glow, pierce the white opaque cloud and began forming into the shape of a gigantic coiled snake that opened it's mouth with it's 5 foot fangs bared and struck into the air and right through the stands causing the fans to scream in delight! The ecstatic fans watching on, jumped again as another monsterous explosion lit up the entire arena and wave after wave of thunderous explosions ripped and rocked the Dwf arena to it's very foundations!

Flames erupted along the stage and engulfed the entrance before spreading down the steel encased rampway like wildfire! Amidst the cheering and applause, a searchlight sliced through the fog and locked on a sultry eyed Viper as she sauntered out through the entrance in a pair of lowrise jeans, a black leather corset, a gold serpent armband wrapped around her left arm and wrapped around her slender waist, the nWo United States Title! The demonic diva proceeded down the fire engulfed rampway with the nWo United States title secured around her slender waist.

The crowds were shredding their vocal chords as the buxom beauty slowly descended the ramp, the bruises and cuts from her collision with Kane evident by the small butterfly bandages on her forehead and by her left eye. Appearances however were deceptive, while the brunette looked calm and even arrogant, her mind was on what had happened to her partner, Damien. This was something neither had expected and The Requiem was on their hitlist. One way or another, The Darkling was going to pay and it was going to be sooner than even he expected.

Leveling her icy gaze at the cameraman as it escorted her towards the ring, the lethal brunette climbed onto the apron and made her way to the middle of the ring where she took a mic from her nWo stablemate, Kade.

Kade exited the ring to go back to slapping Kanye around for interrupting the announcers while Viper took her place in the limelight and motioning for her music to cut, she raised the mic to her lips, her eyes looking out to survey the crowds cheering and chanting for her.

"Thought I was going away? Not a chance!"

The small chuckle from the brunette incited the fans to cheer even louder and then fall back into a hush when she raised the mic once more.

"I would never give my haters the satisfaction, face it my babies, i'm here to stay and my new reign as nWo United States Champion has truly begun!"

Again the fans went ballistic and cheered till their voices thundered in unison! Viper sauntered around the ring with the title now in her hand and raised up high driving the crowds into a wilder frenzy! After a few more seconds, the brunette returned the belt to her waist and looking up with a wicked smile, she brought the mic back to her full red lips.

"But first, let me say congratulations to Kane, you gave me a hell of a match and you beat me fair and square, enjoy your reign. But just remember Kane, I may want my title back at some point and when I do, i may take it back from YOU!"

Smiling a delicious smile, Viper licked her lips slowly and tilted her head to one side flirtatiously

"However i'm going to have to disagree with you Kane, The New Prophecy is NOT the dominant faction, the nWo still are! Damien got his title stolen from him tonight by The Dark Requiem but he'll get it back and that temporary theft will be righted, make no mistake. In the meantime, Kade, Rage and Nobody still remain as championship title holders and we're going to make all your lives hell! Mark my words, it's about to get really fun around here and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it"

The devilish diva's voice trailed off in a pleased purr and just as she was about to speak again, someone interrupted her...



(ooc)Only person I spoke with

Posted on Oct 26, 2009, 8:10 PM

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Show's over.

by Det. Percy Invenie

Viper cut herself off at the sight of a man in a black suit walk down the ramp towards the ring. Well, it wasn't so much the man in black as the three armed officers that stayed behind by the entranceway, along with the show's general manager and the company's commissioner. They both looked at Viper with their hands out and a pleading expression on their faces, as if trying to preemptively calm her down while knowing it was like asking God to spare Sodom and Gomorrah.

The man in black came in through the ropes and didn't bother with a microphone but walked right up to her and spoke into her ear. "Miss Carrington, my name is Percy Invenie. I'm a federal investigator, and I need you to come with me."

She scowled at the little man quizzically, then looked over at her bosses up the ramp. Both of them nodded their heads vigorously, as if to say, "Please don't do anything stupid. At least not here."

Posted on Oct 29, 2009, 5:16 AM

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nWo presents Aggression!!!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



LIVE FROM DALLAS, TEXAS!!





The buzzing and murmuring in the arena was instantly silenced when the lights plummetted and the shrill whistles of several lit fuses raced across the rafters of the Dallas arena and ignited into a collosal display of blinding pyrotechnics right over the stage! Cheers and deafening applause thundered in response as static blazed across the giant screens of the jumbotrons and the nWo's theme played from every corner of the building. The pyros and explosions continued to fire till one massive eruption lit up the entire stadium signaling the beginning of the show!

More screams and chants ensued as the cameras panned through the crowds while another zoomed in on the announcer's as they took their seats, ready to call the matches. .

King: "What a crowd, I think everyone in Dallas and the surrounding cities came out tonight!"

Cole: "It's no surprise King, everytime The Darkside Wrestling Federation plays a venue, it sells it out! The DWF has become a phenomenon!"

King: "It should be, every single member of the roster are one of the world's greatest superstars, the best athletes that ever stepped into the squared circle! Legends and legends in the making are what the Dwf boasts and noone can dispute that!"

Cole: "Agreed and what a card! The nWo has taken over Aggression in one helluva coup, that was one hell of a changing of the guard with the deal that Marlow and Bitchoff cut. We've got the enigmatic Gojinn in action tonight and it's against the very man who laid claim to having killed Stanley Green, 736!"

King: "I don't believe it for a second and neither do the authorities or they'd have arrested him by now"

Cole: "Never know, the investigation is ongoing, he could be telling the truth"

King: "If that's the case, Gojinn may just give 736 a brutal dose of street justice playing judge, jury and executioner!"

Cole: "What a matchup that will be and the best part is that the nWo can throw a wrench in 736's plans, remember, the Wheel of Fate is in the possession of the nWo as is the show and if you recall, 736 has been goading the nWo on which may not bode well for the man now, and just look at who is going to be spinning that dreaded wheel of misfortune, Viper! This is going to be very very bad for 736 and anyone else it's spun on, what with the nWo en mass and nearly every member calling for airtime. Just look even Lillian is dressed in the black and white!"

King: " Absolutely, the nWo doesn't forgive and forget easily, they have a hitlist and just about every superstar is on it, tonight is their night and you know they're not going to waste a single minute or opportunity. I believe their motto is don't get mad, get even and they may just do that tonight! She is? So she is, I bet you that was Nobody's doing!"

Cole: "Kane 2K may want to watch his back, front and every side because he'll be in action tonight and Viper will be picking his poison for him!"

King: "Do you remember the last time she got to pick the poison? It was with Jack E. Breaker and the sadistic vixen brought out Cerberus!! God I hope she didn't bring him here tonight"

Cole: "Why? I thought you were a huge fan of the guy?"

King: "I am but the last time Cerberus fought here, he nearly threw Jack on top of J.R and I and killed us both when he came after him!"

Cole: "She could bring in anyone, that girl is very well connected and is pretty tight with every monster of wrestling, present and past!!"

King: "I shudder to think but like Rage of the nWo always says, talk is cheap, on with the show!"




Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:25 PM

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Opening Segment: MadDog Strangla!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia: "Please welcome at this time, MadDog Strangla!"



Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:26 PM

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Posted on Sep 3, 2009, 7:35 PM

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Sorry about that....oh wait no WTF still? bad announcers, BAD!

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Cole: Sorry about that ladies and gentlman it would seem we were suffering technical difficulties with one of our production, or broadcast trucks. Everything iss undercontrol at this point and we take you live to the ring for our first match of the evening The Warchiefe Vs Nobody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cole: Entering first will be....

Tazz: Save it Cole, we're off air again.

Cole: Somebody has dropped the ball big time tonight.

Tazz: Yeah, I want to know what the fuck's going.

Cole: You can't say that, we'll catch a big fine for the f-word.

Tazz: Relax man we're off air remember.

Cole: Oh yeah, hey did you see what Viper came in wearing tonight, bitch was looking FIIIINE.

Tazz: Fuck yes she was, I mean I would tottally wreck that chick Cole.

Cole: Wreck? Man I'm telling ya if I had the chance, it would be undescribable what I'd do.

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Cole: You know Tazz it's pretty nice being able to just talk, I'm tired of having to come accross the way they want me to. Commercial breaks just arn't enough time for us to be ourselfs.

Tazz: Hell fucking no they're not, no cussing on the air, what sort of shit is that? I mean everybody cusses at this point in modern life ya know. Fucking homosexual FCC, the other day I heard a little kid say "Go fuck a fire hydrant you salad tossing, quif eating, sorry sack of shit." He definitely pick that up from us, just another market we're losing out on.

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Cole: That's dispicable Tazz, I dunno but they need to hurry up and fix our shit so we can get another show put to rest, head out crack a beer, and spread some legs...

 



Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 12:59 PM

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blonds and boobs, are we there yet?

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Cole: Okay, I got some good news, while I was over there talking to that blond I was telling you about sitting front row, one of the staff said Candice Fairchild and almost all of the officials were out back working on our problem.

Tazz: Well thats something, I don't know what Candice thinks she knows about broadcasting units, but I'm sure she'll figure it out. How'd it go with the blond?

Cole: Pretty good, her kids wouldn't stop griping about an autograph. So I said I would trade mine for their moms, stupid five year olds, but I got her number and her name. Her husband showed up just after I got the news, and started being a total cock block though.

Tazz: So how much bigger are them jugs in person, they like sexual airbags like we were talking about?

Cole: Oh yeah Tazz four star crash rating easy.

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You Can't miss this.

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Her pace was quickened as Candice came around the corner of the corridor, her secretary and a small spew of officials and staff hot on her high heels. Outside she turned left following the wall of the arena, coming around the second corner. Falling into the parking lot serving as the broadcast and production trucks home for this show. A small crowd of staff, employees, and fellow officials flooding her eyes.

"What the hell is going on with my sho....."

She'd come all that much closer, brushed through some of the crowd, seeing the chaos on the other side her word's instantly fell away. Oh my god, was slowly readable across her lips, but the words were deafening in their silence. The associates following her came to the same abrupt halt feet sliding over the loose gravel. They're eye's growing as wide as the full moon over their heads. Candice had only paused for a few moments taking in the sight before her, she didn't become the head of DWF hesitating, wasting away precise time and opportunities. She joined with Kevin McKain already on the scene, the pair barking out orders and commands. Get this, do that, everyone on location jumping, following the orders like well trained solders.

The fires were extinguished, the wounded, injured and shaken, took well care of and looked after. The signals were reestablished, tested, reset, and broad cast again. The parking lot had become a mini war-zone and the quick response of Candice, McKain and others leading the recovery was something to speak highly of. Mrs. Fairchild would've killed to know what had happened, but it hadn't been the time for such questions. As the show slowly came back on the air that time was quickly approaching, but the men and women who could answer were busy. They were under medical care, or insisting they work, do their jobs and get the show broadcasting once more. The pieces were slowly falling into place, that time had come. She searched the sea of familiar faces, then let the question roll into the ocean, knowing those with answers would come forward.

"What happened here, who or what did all this."

Several people came forward, all of them trying to speak at once. DJ, the head of production quickly intervened, sending the members of his staff back to their duties. Everything still wasn't as it needed to be, and he needed every last hand working to get it there. His orders corresponding, following with those from Candice and Kevin had been given. They had each said get the show back on the air, gave general ideas on how. He knew exactly how to do that, and gave his people the specific details, the exact orders needed to make the managers general requests happen. With that done he had become the most expendable person on the crew, even with his place of stature, it was ironic how it all worked out. With out him things wouldn't be moving at all the way, they were. For him there was little room he could slip into and actually work. Sending his staff members back to work, he stepped forward with their answers.

DJ: It was MadDog Strangla.

Candice: What? How did he do all of this, he have a tank? One man couldn't do all of this, I was just out here ten minutes before all this had happened, there's no way he could do this.

DJ: No Candice it was MDS. I've been giving the guy footage on opponents since he first came to the DWF, we've gone out for beers a few times after shows. It was MadDog Strangla, and it was him a lone.

KM: That son of a bitch, why...

"It wasn't Strangla."

The three turned to the voice, the certainty in it's tone, the familiar pitch. The larger the life man strolled leisurely and cock sure through a small group of people, around an EMT tending meaningless wounds. He joined the council being held in the middle of this chaotic scene.

Candice: Mr. Tang...

MFT: Presumably attending my last DWF show.

The glance passed over Kevin Mckain went with little notice, this could be an awkward meeting, Man Foo Tang wasn't about to let it be. So what if Kevin didn't have the courtesy to pick up a phone, let him know he'd made a decision. Give Tang a chance to plot some moves as Kevin had been granted, big things had happened he didn't have the time for such trivial matters.

DJ: It was MDS I seen him with my own eye's, so did a few other people, hel....

MFT: It wasn't MadDog, I personally banned him from this show. It wasn't MadDog Strangla.

DJ: But, we have...

KM: We've seen plenty of stars ignore suspensions before, there was nothing keeping him from showing up.

DJ: There's....

Candice: When did you ban him? I never received...

The head of production had become a meaningless peon at this turn, there wasn't a possibility he'd get a word in edge wise. He slinked away from the discussion with out even being noticed.

MFT: I suspended him from this show as soon as all the details were clear, the board was left to make their decision fine. Action was needed more promptly then that, especially with a man like MDS. I did what I did, and told him I expected even more harsh action taken by those over me. The Dark Requiem was dealt the same fate, notice was sent to your office Mrs. Fairchild rather or not it's crossed your desk or not I don't know, and I can't be held responsible for. As for your thought Kevin very true, but once again, I banned Strangla personally. The punishment would've been respected, I suspect through their relationship even TDR would honor my decision. There's a long standing respect between me and Strangla, it wasn't MDS.

At this point DJ had returned to the debate still on going, he was a little more tattered having rummaged through ruins. He held a round of cds in his right hand, and gave the officials current and former time. Their rattling seemed to continue endlessly and frustration crept on bit by bit before DJ had enough, finally speaking up over the trio.

DJ: It was MDS, and I have it on tape. We were testing a new batch of high definition equipment, before ordering a full supply for the company. Nothing fancy yet, just getting used to the new controls and stuff, going to run field tests at the next show. Anyways it was MadDog Strangla and if you come with me I can prove it...

They quickly followed behind DJ evidence of such convincing magnitude, none of them could ignore. Not even Man Foo Tang, who's resolve had been so sturdy against it not being MDS. Curiosity was a bitch, but it would find us all even at our least convincible times.

Peon: DJ we're almost ready, just finalizing the acquirement of the broadcasting satellite transponders five and thirty-six.

They all stood over DJ's shoulders watching the small monitor in front of the head technician. The high definition, blue ray folders booted, and loaded onto the hard drive. DJ going to work immediately layering the three components' into one watchable, hearable video file. In silence they watched, eye's wide, skin pale as a halloween ghost.

KM: So what about that mutual respect? Or are you going to stand there and tell me it wasn't Strangla, even after what we just saw?

MFT: It wasn't...As soon as you can, DJ air the footage.

Candice: What? We can't do that, not so soon, all of this has to be sorted through and made sense of, legal needs to be consulted and so much else.

MFT: That footage needs to be aired as soon as possible, even with this new attitude of his, MDS is a man of and for the people. Let the fans see this, let them have and form their opinions about this.

KM: I thought this wasn't MadDog Strangla....?

MFT: It wasn't, but I'm a man that covers all the bases Kevin...Trust me Candice that footage needs to be shown asap, Strangla or not it will eat the guy up. It will bring you guys that much closer to an answer, sit on it, hand out punishment fine, but you'll be no where nearer the bottom of all this.

(TBC)



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Tazz: Have you heard the rumors Cole? Apparantly the DWF has begun hatching out, and have finalized contract agreement with Victoria Alexander.

Cole: Why's that sound so familiar?

Tazz: Dark Raven, Cole, she's Dark Raven, it looks like she'll be gracing our roster fairly soon.

Cole: Good! Our roster is a bit of a sausage fest, especially lately with more and more of our female stars disapearing. Dark Raven will be a nice addage for our viewing pleasuer, she brings a lot of nice assetts to the wrestling ring.

Tazz: Shoot she just brings a nice ass.

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Are you ready!? Can you FEEL this!?

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And finally BROAD CASTING once more.

Cole: Well lets not forget Candice Fairchild she's a pretty good looking lady too, I wouldn't mind breaking off a piece.

Tazz: She's pretty hot, but I don't know, I suspect she'd be a pretty dead lay. Probably the same as splintering up a two by four.

Cole: Really now? I'm more thinking she'd be a bit wild.

Tazz: Think about it Cole, she's the big boss lady, you can never do enough to please her. She'd just lay there demanding and expecting more and more out of you.

Cole: I guess that makes some sense, but I still wouldn't mind flattening her jugs...

Tazz: What? Really, okay, okay, how long? Dang, chill out Cole we're back on the air, have been for a little while now.

Cole: o_O......Um, sorry about that Ladies and Gentlemen, we were having some pretty serious issues with our broadcast units. Once again those of us here at the DWF are terribly sorry for this entire mess, and once again. Welcome to the Dark-Side Wrestling Federation's presentation of nWo Aggression LIVE FROM DALLAS TEXAS!!!!!

Tazz: We're told we have shocking video footage from outside the arena, apparently the cause of our broadcasting issues. Our opening match of The Warchief versus the nWo's Nobody will be delayed a few more minutes as we air this incredible footage.

"This new camera seems to be working five time's better then the HD equitment we're using now. Need to adjust the PFI for the lower light out here, but in the arena this thing should be amazing. Can't wait to start testing it with live broadcasts, and see what she can really do picking up the action."

"Hey here comes MadDog Strangla might get our chance for something decent to shoot."

Strangla came walking around the far corner of some part of the arena jutting out into the rear parking area. He walked with authority and determination, eye's sizzling as heat fog rolled away from the burning orbs. His stare was unwavering as the crossed the small parking lot, storming like a man possessed. His leather M.O.T.A. trench coat fell off of his shoulders with a purposeful shrug. The sleeves sliding down his arms before the cowhide piled on the pavement behind him, the man seemingly walking into the most important match he'd ever had. Strutting with so much intensity, passion marked with each and every hair standing on it's end. He marched to the nearest broadcasting truck, an F-650 box truck. DWF plastered all over the behemoth van, with grouped shots of various superstars continuing to decorate the vehicle. nWo spray painted by no Michael Angelo over all the graphic works. Strangla centered himself between the front and back of the box, gripping under the railing, beginning to rock the truck back and forth side to side.

"What the heck is he doing?"

"I don't have a clue..."

The side door of the panel truck flew open, a man jotting his head out. Instantly screaming around about what the hell was going on. He spotted MadDog Strangla and came down the steps, continuing to heckle about what he was doing. Strangla paying him no attention, staying focused on rocking the truck axle to axle. The man growing a pair as he started tapping MDS relentlessly on the shoulder, attempting to get his attention. To break him from his tormenting assault on the large truck, a brave man. It was persistency that seemed to pay off as MadDog slowed, and stopped the rocking attack. He took a large step back, centering his body over wide planted feet, flexing his arms under bowed head. The man moving to stand between the large Texan and his part of the broadcasting fleet, Strangla remaining to pay him no never mind. A low growl purring from the massive neck of the Texas Menace, growing persistently louder with each passing instant.

Atop the melon two spots began to glow with yellow and red embers, just on either side of the top at the back of his head. Horns slowly growing out of the scalp, shades of slate gray. The tips highlighted with the yellow points leading the horns as they grew, up a few inches from his skull. Each turning to the sides growing out then back down, following the curves of his head, a few inches away from hair and flesh. They moved down towards his ears, reaching the start of his jaw line each horn shot forward, tracing the line of his mandible. A few inches past the tip of his chin the growth ended, the embers fading from each side, the two horns pointing in at a slight angle towards each other. He cracked his neck left then to the right, stepping back forward towards the truck, shoving the man out of his way.

Two meaty palms returned under the railing of the dry box, a small lift and drop. Testing the weight of the vehicle, feeling out his own strength once more. The guy wasn't moved too far away as he came rushing back in. The knat buzzing around Strangla's head, pleading, begging, and questioning the man. Left hand came free from under the truck, MDS grabbing the annoyance by the chest of his shirt. He pulled him in close their eye's locking a brief second, urine flowing down the legs of the broadcast personnel, something flashing in Strangla's eyes. The man seeing things that would leave him in asylums for years to come, the poor bastard never meant to see such horrors. It was nothing to the rest of the world, a millisecond before the DWF mutt hurled the man away, back cracking through the windshield of someone's unlucky car. Yet, the horrors seen were of eternities past, and centuries to come.

Methodically head and hand returned to their forward positions, Strangla locking grip under the truck. Staring blankly into the wall as without a sound muscles pumped the the vehicle slowly tipped onto the far set of wheels. Screams flooding out from the inside, a head popping through the side door, the steel slamming closed over head by the odd angle. The forward wheel turned from the strange roll, and rubber skidded softly, the truck tumbling to lay on it's driver's side. A loud thud as steel imploded in on it's self, voices knocked silent from the impact. MadDog Strangla turning without emotion, walking with the same determination he held when first arriving on the scene. Straight to the next nearest truck of the broadcasting group another Ford box van, this one a few steps above the previous.

Still and F-650, but with a six foot longer box loaded down with even more equipment and people. The roof littered with small satellite dishes and antenna's, he centered his body down the extra length of this truck. Same as he had the much shorter one he gave a few small rocks back and forth, testing the rig and once more himself. This time he squatted his knees ever so much, placing forearms under the lower railing of the box. He shimmied reprepping his figure under the rig, stepping a little further under the van. Teeth ground as he leaned body into the cool steel, head resting against the heavily decaled metal. Exploding up, horrific roars of wild beasts striving to survive the wild shredded at nearby eardrums. The vehicle left the pavement, all four corners of rubber taking to the air. It spiraled in it's short flight turning all around through the air, coming back down to land on the passenger side Strangla was once holding. The Texan left to eyeball the roof of this truck, all the equipment bolted tightly to the top, unlike the undercarriage of the last rig.

Still a blank slate the man turned from the carnage he was creating, heading for the third and final truck. His eye's falling upon his last target, the first shimmer of emotion as a small smile cracked his lips. Appreciation of something that should finally prove to be a challenge, with anticipation his steps hurried ready to attack the next challenge. The eighteen wheeler, a massive tractor trailer even in the realm of semi's was deserving of it's own episode of Modern Marvels. The entire DWF roster was crowded down the lengths of the trailer, each star painted nearly three times the size of life. With each step drawing him closer, Texan smile crept wider as the distance shortened. Each step now held it's own spring, Strangla hopping to a near skip as he continued to approach. Beginnings of all sorts flooding onto the scene from the previously demolished screams, running in a panic as no one knew what to do. What was happening, some even missing out on where they were.

MDS stood at the passenger side corner of the trailer now, looking up with beaming smile. The top corner of the roof, thirteen foot and a handful of inches from the ground under his feet. Right hand gripped under the outside edge of the trailer, flattened left palm planting with incredible force against the rear door. He tested this massive vehicle the same as he had the others, with far less visible results. Side doors on the trailer flew open as individual's watching screens of MDS outside made a dash for it, some hung on, thinking there was no way he could do it. Others just weren't willing to take a such a chance as endless numbers bee-lined through the doors, stepping away from the trailer Strangla smiled big. Watching as so many scrambled about, breathing the scent of fear in heavily. His head shaking violently as he body slowly with a matching tremble caught up with him. The moment too over joyous as he soaked every ounce of it up.

Still shaking violently one had to squint to absorb the changes of the mans figure, veins pulsating wildly as blood flood through to his arms. The limbs turning a leathered gray, the skin of massive animals known only for their size, strength, and rage. Rinos seldom known for their loving side, his legs did not change species as they grew in size, but boy did they grow. He stepped back to the rear corner of the trailer, reasserting the original grip he held on the assembly of steel and bolts. Squatting down, leaning to the outer side he positioned himself perfectly. Glass shattering, alarms erupting as indescribable yell filled the night skies, the earth quaking from the booming sound.

His body thrusting up, Strangla dislodging the trailer from it's parking location. The tractor unit broke away from it's trailer tumbling a few turns before landing on it's high spoilered roof. The trailer in the mean time spiraled side over side repeatively, arching high through the air. Flying down the lenth of another tractor trailer parked the opposite way of the remains of this one. Still landing ten feet beyond the end of the sixty two foot vehicle. Giant crater left behind as the pulled broadcast unit rolled on another ten feet from the impact sight, through chain-link fence into the south bound lane of the freeway. Startled drivers slamming on thier brakes many far too late as they plowed into the housing of so much high tech equipment. MadDog Strangla hesitated enjoying the whole scene as he glanced around the rear parking lot, pausing for one lingering look on the last bit of carnage. The semi trailer oh so far away from where it had been parked.

The smile faded, he returned to where the leather coat had been left lying. His full human form returning as the made the walk, as he slipped into the leather the horns disapeared while he straightened the collar. As if nothing had happened at all he followed the same path he'd came in on, not one last look paid. The emotion once again barren from his form, as Strangla vanished around the corner of the arena. The camera crew testing the new HD camera and equipment panning accross the scene of mayhem one last time.

Cole: Tazz I don't even know what to say right now, I'm completely speachless.

The rustic interior of the cabin far away from any where in the Wyoming country, MDS set on the large cedar couch. Kalysto nuzzled under his right arm, her head once resting on his peck turned to his. Her questioning eye's waiting for him to look down and answer her silent queries. He set silent mesorized by the ending views of the scene, much like Cole left speachless.

"Huh, That's interesting."



Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 8:56 PM

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The Warchief vs Nobody

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Lillian Garcia: "This match is set for one fall!"



Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:27 PM

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Spinnin the wheel

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The camera cut to the backstage waiting area, where he and Rage were standing with Viper. The Vixen of the New World Order stood beside the Wheel Of Fate, her hand resting gently on the contraption.

Nobody leaned over to Rage and whispered loud enough for the camera to pick up, "Ok. You are right. Viper is way better at this than Pat Sajack."

Quirking her eyebrow at Nobody, The Vixen spun the wheel. Round and Round the wheel went until it finally landed on a spot labeled "Pick Three".

"Well Congrats Nobody, You get to pick any three stipulations you wish for."

"Any three?"

"Any three."

"Whatever my little heart desires???"

"Whatever you want."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Well, Rage ain't too busy tonight, so we may as well have a special guest ref... That leaves two right? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Well, Since I have two more stipulations, let's make one no dq's."

"Leaves one Bro."

"Hmmmmmmm no dq lets me do whatever I want, but there has to be something more... I got it! A Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match. No DQ, has a cage wall. weapons... everyone wins!!!"

"And Rage as a special guest ref?"

"Yeah. cuz yanno... it is his turn to buy the beer. brutha needs paid!"

Posted on Aug 31, 2009, 7:21 PM

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Drawin' the lines

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Nobody had barely gotten the last word out when the crowds roared in excitement and rioted with cheers when Rage walked away from the wheel and throwin' off his shirt, headed for the entrance cuing Superbeast to start pumpin' through the pa! The crowds were on their feet as the pyros began to shoot out over the entrance and rain down onto the stage waitin' to see the massive 7 footer walk thru the rainin' sparks and flashin' lights. When Rage emerged he strode out drinkin' a beer and wearin' a black & white muscle t-shirt that were tucked into his biker boots.

Jl: "Here comes the special referee for this match, RAGE!"

MC: "There it is, the nWo is takin' charge and that won't be the last time that evil wheel is spun!"

Standin' on the stage, Rage raised a fingerless gloved fist as he stared into the faces of the crowds then towards the ring where he s intense gaze shot around the arena before he cracked his neck and proceeded down the ramp. As the Beast strode he tossed the empty beer can and snatched another from a fan who offered it to him.

Reachin' the ring, Rage stepped over the ropes and continued to chug his beer as he waited for Nobody and The Warchief to arrive.




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Now y'fucked up! Now y'fucked up! Now y'fucked up! You fucked up now!

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JR: And here he comes! The Warchief stepping into the lions den with enough set against him on this card where he'll be facing off against the Preacher's INC later on tonight.


MC: Thats if Rage and Nobody even let him survive! This is a no DQ, Clockwork Orange House of Fun match now.


As the music chimed in and blared all over the arena, Conner exploded out of the back and onto the stage with his axehandle, in his typical wrestling gear of denim cargo shorts, black workboots and knee pads and a tattered up wifebeater. His fists were all taped up as he pounded his chest and stood on one end of the stage raising his axehandle high above his head looking down at the ring with all them other wonderful toys and steel cage wall. He roared out to the masses and made his way to the opposite side again raising his axehandle high above his head. As he made his way to the top of the aisle he stood on the stage and pulled out a King Can of Molson Canadian and cracked it open pouring the fresh sweet nectar of the booze gods into his waiting mouth, foam pouring all down his neck and chest.


Cruz: I'm sure boozing it up now is going to help him.


Kimmerly: I'm not so sure about his finess wrestling and bar brawling against these two monsters but I sure as hell know he's going to need to be numbed up enough to even stand a chance now!


Tossing the foamy empty to the side he strolled down the ramp pumping up the masses and produced another king can to pound back. Fans were so loud one could hear there own eardrums vibrate as he got to ringside and tossed another foamy empty aside before he rolled under the bottom rope into the ring pointing his axehandle at Rage, who merely just leaned back not paying much attention to the Alpha Dogs warnings, and yawned.


The Warchief pulled out one last king can and stood up on the turnbuckles pounding back the last one giving himself a beer bath. Tossing the empty aside he circled the ring, his eyes on rage and to the entryway still keeping mobile within the ring, ready for anything now, knowing full well this was just another fight he was outnumbered in but damnit this is the Alpha Dog. Not the brightest guy in the bunch but he was here showing no quit or signs of backing down from such broad challenges and this one was definately a doozy.


JR: I sincerely hope The Warchief can survive this brutal contraption and is able to make it to his Elimination Tag Team match against the Preachers. Word is he was also added to the gauntlet match for the Aggression title but for now he just might have to forget about anything else because once Nobody arrives you know all hell is going to break loose.

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Keep tellin yourself that, ya dweeb

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The lights dropped to darkness as "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace burst out over the PA. Strobe lights of fired up on stage as Nobody walked out from the back. He was clad in a black leather trench coat, black tights with a red and white lightning motif covering his legs. Black Leather Ring boots with the New World Order logo emblazoned along the sides covered his feet, but these were not your standard wrestling boots, appearing more to have a thicker, stiffer sole. On his hands, a pair of black and white MMA style open finger gloves while around his waist snugly rested the nWo Tag Team Title.

Lillian began the announcement.

"And representing the New World Order, Standing in at 6'1" and weighing in at 244 pounds. Hailing from Sin City, He is One Half of the nWo Tag Team Champions: The Demon Assassin, Nobody!"

His gaze settled itself onto the ring, his mind shutting out the mixture of boos and cheers, instead taking this time to take in the carnage that would ensue. His feet began carrying him down to the ring, his eyes foc using in on Wyld, Conner, The Alpha Dog, The War Cheif... Whatever the fuck he was calling himself these days. As he neared the base of the stage, Nobody removed his trench coat, letting it slip from his shoulders and into his hands before making his way around to the time keeper, dropping the coat and his title off Before making a running slide into the ring.

King: This is a much different Nobody than we are used to seeing. He didn't even try to put the moves on Lillian!

Cole: Well, he does have a serious match here. Wyld is NO pushover.

King: Neither man is a pushover! I think Nobody is going to use this match to remind people of just that.


Posted on Sep 3, 2009, 8:58 PM

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I think I just might ya bothersome pillock.

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As Nobody slid into the ring he was soon pounced on by Conner, who discarded his axehandle and dropped on him with a series of forearm blows not once goving this contest a chance to build up but just kick off right away. Rage blinked and saw his partner getting dropped on and as Conner pulled his opponent to his feet he threw him into the turnbuckle and followed in with a stiff clothesline dropping Nobody back down to his backside.


Cruz: Not one to mess around this Warchief. Nobody is sure on the recieving end in the opening moments here so lets see how his partner being the ref will play out?


Kicking his axehandle to the outside Rage grabbed Conner and threw him back tapping his chest displaying that he was the ref and he made the rules, and had no qualms in disqualifying Conner for not obeying his calls. Conner was up in his face flipping him the bird causing the masses to laugh and oooh at such a display of "respect". Turning back he took Nobody by the back of the head and ran at the cage wall and was pushed into it himself head first as Rage pulled Nobody from Conner's grasp and both men threw the Warchief face first into it instead.


JR: And just like that as everybody predicted, a little bit of favortism on the officials part.


Nobody was all over the Warchief dropping elbow after elbow across the throat of his would be opponent. Rage however in all his official capacity had grabbed a trash can full of nice fun playthings like kendo sticks, a stop sign, a couple bags with either thumb tacs or shards of glass or both, a staple gun, a cookie sheet, and of course asuction cupped Garfield plush thingy you slap on the window of your car.


Picking up the stop sign Nobody stepped back and waited till Conner was back on his feet and clobbered him good with it, damn near folding it in half over his skull.


Kimmerly: Oh jeez man didja see what Nobody did? How in the hell is Conner going to even make it to the tag team match against the Preacher's?


Cole: Better yet, how is he even going to wake up?


Rage was busy laughing his ass off as Nobody slipped out of the ring pulling out a table and slid it into the ring following after. Setting up the table he got an assist from his partner Rage who was busy trying to "help Conner to his feet" by dragging him around by the hair. Setting Conner down across the table they both took turns hammering him with fists of furious fury that Rage gestured to the cage wall and Nobody followed suit by climbing up and looked back. Leaping off Nobody came crashing down with an elbow drop. Unfortunately Conner was able to move out of the way in time pulling Rage across forcing Nobody's elbow across the refs back as they went crashing through together.


Cruz: How The Warchief got out of that is beyond me and this is just the opening moments of the show. Tonight's n.W.o Aggression is brought to you by The Whitest Kids U Know seen every week on IFC. Folks we'll be right back after this special message by the n.W.o!!!


Cuts to commercial.


(and look I found a commercial sponsored by WKUK and the n.W.o hooray)




Returning from commercial all the commentators just stared blankly at the cameras as they were rolling.


In the ring however Conner was stirring about slowly as Rage and Nobody were also gathering themselves from such a sudden barrage in the opening moments of tonights card.

Posted on Sep 4, 2009, 3:27 PM

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Should sound funny through a broken jaw, ya sap suckin egg sucker

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Nobody and Rage were up to their feet relatively quickly with Rage going over, admonishing Conner for something or other. The Alpha Dog looked up, pushing his way past the official to make his way over to Nobody. Grabbing the Demon by the back of the head, Conner drove a fist into his skull before preparing to launch another, which was stopped by Rage from behind, hooking Conner's arm and spinning him around. Making use of the distrasction, Nobody slid out of the ring, grabbing a ladder from underneathe. Hoisting the ladder up over his head, Nobody waited for Conner to turn around before launching forward, driving the steel ladder into his opponent's stomach.

Conner stumbled back, clutching his stomach and dropping to a knee as Rage leaned over, pulling the ladder into the ring. Nobody followed the ladder in, taking another moment to recover while Rage went over to check on The Alpha Dog, giving him a couple of toe kicks in the hip. When Conner Was finally on his feet, Nobody moved in, hitting a snap suplex to send Conner down into the ladder.

Getting to his feet, Nobody walked over to the cage wall, looking over the weapons hanging before selecting the steel chair. Holding it up to the crowd for a moment, Nobody turned and took off at a run, leaping into the air while sliding the chair between himself and Wyld's body.

But then..... Conner moved

Posted on Sep 8, 2009, 6:41 PM

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Sap suckin egg sucker eh? I'll remember that the next time I'm climbin off yer mom.

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PA-SHIIIIING!!


Hitting the ladder he slid along it before rolling off holding his chest.


Cruz: Talk about your rail slides gone wrong!


As Conner sat up he was clobbered again by Nobody who just swung blindly and held the chair with a firmer grip to get better shots on him. As he wound up he hit the mat as Conner rolled away. He followed with another and still got mat while Conner rolled out of the ring and as Nobody gave chase he was clotheslined dropping the chair. Bringing Nobody back up he was pushed back suddenly and kicked right in the pills dropping Conner like a bad habit.


Kimmerly: Right in the mommy daddy button!


Grabbing Conner by the back of the head he drove in several vicious knees and then rolled him back in the ring. Again he picked up the chair and followed in and wound up slamming it across the Warchief's back making him writhe in pain. Again he dragged Conner and slung him across the ladder and rushed the ropes and came down with a guillotine leg drop with the chair between his leg and Conner's skull busting open the Alpha Dog.

Posted on Sep 9, 2009, 9:09 PM

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You sick little necrophiliac! You goin round diggin up dead parents! You Little PERVERT!!!

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Nobody made a quick pinfall attempt, only securing himself a two count before Conner brought his shoulder up from the mat. The Demon sat up, casting a glance at Rage who simply shrugged, pointing out that The WarChief had actually kicked out. Getting to his feet, Nobody walked over to the cage wall where he unhooked yet another weapon, the kendo stick. As Conner got to his knees, Nobody brought the stick down across his back with a loud smack. Conner rolled across the ring, fighting through the pain in some attempt to gain some ground by lashing out on the advancing Demon with a shoulder into the stomach. Nobody staggered back, clutching his stomach as Conner stormed out of the corner with a spear before going in for some ground and pound. However before Conner could get too many good shots in, Rage came in, grabbing Conner from behind before showing why he is the Beast of the nWo by pulling Conner off Nobody and hurling him toward the ropes.

Cole: Conner looks to be none too happy about that, King.

King: Well, It is typical nWo Cole. Throughout the years, throughout the various incarnations we have seen in the creatures World, The one constant in the group is that gang mentality.

Conner gets up in Rage's face, who is more than happy to point out to The Alpha Dog just who is in charge, also buying Nobody a chance to get up to his feet, then made use of the distraction to climb up to the top rope. The Demon Assassin laid in wait for Con ner to turn around, which the Warchief did in true fashion of his idiom with a "Fuck Off" Mouthed to Rage before Nobody jumped off the top rope. Grabbing Conner by the back of his head, Nobody spun his body before bringing his knees up, driving both of them into Conner's jaw not once, but twice as the pair collided in the center of the ring, via The Silencer (Top-Rope Dual Face Breaker/Code Breaker). Nobody was quick to once again go for the cover, still only getting a two count. Nobody rolled over to the ropes, using them to climb back up to his feet. A glance over at Conner made the Assassin grab a second steel chair from the wall as Rage set the other chair up. Holding the chair, Nobody took off at a dead run, jumping over Conner before planting a foot on the chair, using it to propel himself onto the top rope before springing backward, bringing the chair between himself and Conner in mid flip, hitting the suicidal moonsault in the center of the ring.

Cole: I think part of that Chair may have hit The Warchief in the jaw!

King: Well, Nobody has been wanting to see Conner's jaw wired shut for a while.

Posted on Sep 12, 2009, 7:05 PM

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Thats why the bitch didn't move around much.

by The Alpha Dog

Up on his knees grasping his torso Nobody could feel the pings and nags of the painful manuever he just pulled off. Quickly he hooked the leg of the Warchief and the Demon Assassin only got a sudden 2 count.


King: That was fast!


Cole: The Kat told me you lasted that long when you were both still together King.


Frustrated Nobody sat up and looked around. Rage shrugged as he pointed to the discarded axehandle on the outside and watched as Nobody quickly rolled out and retrieved the Warchief's signature weapon and came back in sizing Conner up, who was slowly getting back to his feet. Winding up he waited for the Warchief to turn around and swung hard for the fences. Conner staggered around and instictively he ducked in time and kicking Nobody in the midsection, he scooped him up onto his shoulders.


Suddenly from out of the crowd a unknown figure hops over the barricade and slides into the ring distracting Conner making him drop Nobody in the middle of the ring as Rage also looked at the unknown person rather confused. The unknown person threw off the ballcap and sunglasses revealing none other than Kanye West who had a mic in tow.


" Yo yo yo Warchief I'll let you finish in a sec but Beyonce had the best video ever!!!" tossing the mic aside he shrugged mouthing the words, 'I'm juss sayin' until Conner and Rage grabbed Kanye by the back of the head and threw him into the turnbuckles. Rage barged in with a running avalanche and side stepped as Conner came in with a Shining Wizard knee lift to Kanye's face busting his lips open and fattening them up making them look bigger than jay-Z's lips. Nobody also followed in with a spear destroying Kanye and all three grabbed a piece and flung him out of the ring into the crowd that dispersed and moved out of the way instead of catching him he crashed down and through the folding chairs landing awkwardly.


King: That'll shut his cake hole!


Cole: Amen to that!


Fans all over the world watching on and in the arena hell even some people reading this cheered aloud as all three stood in the middle of the ring looking at each other nodding in unison. And like that just as quickly Conner and Nobody turned and started trading punches in the middle of the ring. Rage leaned in the turnbuckle and cracked open a beer tossing back the fine refreshing golden nectar of the Gods as that fine cascading beverage washed down his throat giving him that oh so sweet buzz that you get when you toss back and cold one after a long day at the office. And did you ever notice that the vampire guy in Twilight is one ugly mother fucker.


Anyways Rage was drinking and Nobody and Conner were busy popping each others zits with there fists. It wasn't working well but the effect either was attempting was satisfactory considering they were just trying to change eaches facial features. Conner was getting bloodier as the match went on after he pushed Nobody into the turnbuckles opposite of drinky drunk guy and continued with elbow strikes and knee lifts until he went for an Irish Whip only to have Nobody reverse it and threw Conner back into the corner. He followed up with a clothesline staggering the Warchief into the middle of the ring. And just as quickly Nobody hit the Silencer.


That is he would have if the powerhouse called The Warchief didn't hold onto Nobody and countered the Silencer into one high impact powerbomb. But he wasn't finished there when he hoisted him back up and pounded him down again. And to further push the envelope Conner lifted him back up and finished off his trifecta with a sit down powerbomb and hooked a leg for the pin.


Rage however was still busy relishing in that oh so sweet beer cause it filled his belly with warm happy. All those joy joy feelings one gets from the sonsumtion is always welcome and awesome. Just like the one time i saw this very tiny lady at my side some years back with a mug of beer that was as big as her and she too enjoyed the awesomeness of the brew and like everyone else at my party was all full of laughs and happy gooderness that is prone to be had when you drink down that sweet sweet cold awesomeness. Yeah I love beer. Just as much as Nobody loves not getting pinned seeing as Rage was off in his own happy land ignoring the pleas of Conner Hawk who clearly had Nobody pinned.


King: it would seem that Rage is in need of some sort of intervention cause he's not even in this match anymore!


Cole: See what happens when to get the ire of the n.W.o? They don't forgive nor will they forget.


Conner was furious. He stood to his feet and grabbed Rage's beer which got the big man ten shades of pissed off. Seeing his happy juice get chugged Rage glared at Conner and just kicked him right in the head sending Conner back where Nobody rolled him up for the pin.


And like that three quick slaps and Nobody scored the win by pinfall. Fast or not it was still a win leaving Conner in the middle of the ring as Rage and Nobody rolled out of the ring pointing and laughing at the Warchief.

Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 2:54 PM

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Segment: Damien Death!

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia: "Please welcome Damien Death!"



Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:28 PM

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THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES

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MC: Wait a minute. What's this?
JL: Uh, I think there's only one thing that means!

Blue and white spotlights flood a darkened arena. From out the entrance way steps a figure wrapped in a voluminous blue cloak, waves of golden-red hair framing a pale and stony face and running over the shoulders. The figure stands atop the entrance ramp, fixing a piercing blue gaze upon the ring. Then, with measured pace, His Royal Darkness begins his march to the squared circle.

MC: We haven't seen TDR since Last Rites, in that Match of Purifying Light. But what is he doing here on Aggression?
JL: More importantly, where is Damien Death? I can't imagine he'd take too kindly to someone stealing his TV time!
MC: His Royal Darkness throwing a monkey wrench into the nWo's plans tonight. But why? I know superstars travel between the two brands with some frequency, but he's usually firmly entrenched in StrikeZone!
JL: Well, keep your mouth shut and maybe you'll hear what he has to say!

Taking his time, the Dark One ascends the steps and enters the ring as the lights returns to their normal state. Walking to the other side, he reaches down his clawed fingers and beckons for the microphone, which he receives without delay. As he moves to the center of the ring, the bright blue eyes barely blink, their wide light gazing upon all in the arena as the music dies down.

"Kevin McKain: show yourself."

MC: Oh no! Oh no... What else could TDR have in store for the new Commissioner of the DWF, Kevin McKain?
JL: Will he even come out here? He may want to save himself the trouble and throw himself over a cliff!
MC: Well, obviously, with McKain now the Commissioner, it doesn't matter what show TDR comes onto. He's gonna follow McKain wherever he goes!
JL: This can't be allowed to continue, Michael. This is just gonna disrupt the entire federation now.



Posted on Sep 7, 2009, 6:51 PM

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...Perfect, i'll use it to light your funeral pyre

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As the Requiem stood in the ring awaiting Kevin Mckain to show up, the arena was suddenly plunged into darkness and torches set around the stage exploded into towering pillars of violent red and black flames! The excited fans erupted with screams as the lasers began firing through the fog giving the appearance of a lightning storm and the lights are now a blood red hue. The red beams of light now ablaze with an unearthly glow, pierce the white opaque cloud and began forming into the shape of a gigantic coiled snake that opened it's mouth with it's 5 foot fangs bared and struck into the air and right through the stands causing the fans to scream in delight!

Cole: "That's not Kevin Mckain or Damien Death!"

King: "Hell no it's not, it's Viper!!!"

Cole: "What is she coming out here for!?"

King: "Who cares!? She's coming that's all that matters!"

The ecstatic crowds watched on and jumped as another monsterous explosion lit up the entire arena and wave after wave of thunderous explosions ripped and rocked the Dwf arena to it's very foundations!

Cole: "I think I know what this is about and if i'm right, Hell hath no fury"

King: "Hell already has nothing on Viper when she's pissed off and she just may be if you're right"

Flames erupted along the stage and engulfed the entrance before spreading down the steel encased rampway like wildfire! Amidst the cheering and applause, a searchlight sliced through the fog and locked on Viper as she marched out onto the stage with a fierce glint burning in her eyes in her sculpted black leather body armour and boots The fans exploded again while the winds blowing throughout the arena, blew over the fiery brunette in a tornado effect as she continued walking towards the ring with purpose, her gaze leveled on the Requiem who met the brunette's gaze, his eyes never leaving her as hers never left his.

When Viper reached the ring, she snaked a mic from a tech and climbed through the ropes, her pace slowing till she closed the distance between them and came face to face with The Dark Requiem himself. For what seemed an eternity, the showdown continued, the brunette just mere inches from the man that had just called out Mckain and had stolen her partner, Damien's segment.

Slowly the brunette began to raise the mic to her lips and then hauled off and drilled The Dark Requiem with a ferocious right that sent the man stumbling back with his hand clutching his jaw!

"THAT was for Mckain you self righteous blue bastard!"

King: "Ohhh snap!!!"

Cole: "What a blow!"

"What's the matter Requiem, don't have your BITCH Strangla with you this time?? No cliffs to throw people off from? Or have you just run out of pawns?"

Viper's face had contorted itself with rage as she glared at the Requiem, who had composed himself and stared daggers into the brunette that was almost shaking with anger.

"Yeah, you know what i'm talking about don't you?? You son of a bitch, you're going to pay for what you did!

The brunette flung the mic and was about to go after the Requiem when....





Posted on Sep 7, 2009, 9:42 PM

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Well first let me kill the blue monkey

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The lights went down as shadows began forming overhead throughout the arena while an absolute silence simultaneously descended, as if everything within had been frightened into frozen immobility. People stopped talking all together, the sounds of people moving about were cut off leaving the air in the arena filled with a stillness that made the ears ache as they sought after the vanished sounds. A cold, eerie sounding wind began howling in a sudden rush through the arena, chilling everyone to the bone and turning the blood in their veins to ice as it moaned like something in pain, something that was dying by inches. Then, suddenly, it changed and began swirling in a tiny, yet angry cyclone that was somehow more frightening the pounding of the worst lightening of the worst thunderstorm. Skin began to crawl at the malignant feeling that overcame all in the arena, the wind seeming to be a living thing that hated every creature it saw.

The wind drew closer together in a column, forming a solid, slightly irregular shape, thicker at the bottom then at the top, looking like a cloak like formation with someone standing directly behind it. As the crowd looked up, awaiting what was to happen next, drops of crimson began falling from the rafters. A storm brewed within the coliseum, thunder exploding with lightning flashes and a wind that howled, becoming the return of something, or someone. Just then, Shadows began swirling and sweeping about, sending waves of cold chills down the spines of those that they came in contact with, making their way to the stage area where they began to warp and swirl into a vortex of eternal darkness, forming into three humanoid figures. Slowly, deliberately, a figure stepped out from each of the shadow forms while they appeared to lick and cling to the bodies, as would flames.

And then the arena was dropped into an eerie silence that seemed to last for eternity, only to be broken by Put Your Death Mask On. Finally as the music began and a fog began rolling in, the lights came back up as red strobes. Damien Death stepped out, carrying his ever present vampire skull walking stick, and accompanied by his ring companions, Angelica and Demonica. He was clad in a long black leather trench coat and matching black jeans and a black button up shirt, his cold cobalt blue eyes covered for the moment behind a pair of dark sunglasses. Black gloves were placed over his hands, with the fingertips cut out, making room for a nasty set of claws. Around his waist rested the nWo World Championship.

While he was a vision to inspire terror in any lesser being, his consorts were visions of heaven with Angelica in her thigh high boots, black leather corset and small hooded cloak that barely hung past her waist. Demonica on the other hand, was wearing a pair of tight low riding black leather pants and a black corset top.

Damien stood on the Stage, Angelica and Demonica both kneeling by his side as he looked out over the crowd before turning his attention towards the ring. A snarl replaced his usual smirk as he glanced back down to the smiling vixens. Pulling them up to his side and giving his neck a pop, The Vampire King and his ghoulish companions made their way down to the ring.

As the trio neared the bottom of the ramp, Damien pasused to whisper into Angelica's ear. Nodding with her full redlips curving into a smile, she quickly moved to retrieve a microphone for him before moving to one side of the ring. Leaving Demonica at the other side, Damien made his way over to the stairs, climbing them as the ladies half slid and half crawled into the ring. The women waited in the corner, Angelica kneeling while Demonica sat on the top turnbuckle. Damien marched himself to the center of the ring, shaking his championship belt loose to fall from his grasp, passing it over to Angelica.

"Viper, Viper, Viper. While I do agree, MDS is a bitch, You gotta admit there was a part of you that was giggling while you watched McKain go over a cliff. Personally I kept waiting for the Wile E. Coyote moment the entire time. I digress though. Seems like the original Blue Flamer here does have some business out here during this time."

Damien's eyes shifted red before he flung himself at The Darkling, his muscles exploding with Rage as he plunged his claws into the abdomen of the Requiem before hoisting the man who interrupted his TV Time Over his head for a gut tearing (literally) belly to belly suplex.

"THAT was for the Silver arrows Flamer. The rest of this is just because it is going to be fun."




Posted on Sep 12, 2009, 7:18 PM

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THE BLUE FIRE EXPLODES

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Blue and white spotlights flood a darkened arena. From out the entrance way steps...



Posted on Sep 12, 2009, 7:28 PM

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All this talk of funerals makes me so...nostalgic.

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...no one at all. But the few confused moments was all it took. The lights had dimmed. Fire had blasted. Heads had turned. But now that illumination had returned, those heads all turned their attentions back to the ring, where they saw the form of the Dark One wrapped around the body of Angelica, whispering into her ear as her eyes grew wide in surprise. He stood behind her with one cold hand wrapped around her throat and one leg hooked around both of her feet.

"So I see you remember the arrows. Then you must also remember what it is they do. So I suggest you stop acting like the petulant aberration that you are, because I have a proposal for you."

Demonica started forward, mouth snarling open in rage, but was held back by Damien, who simply stood there looking intrigued. He folded his arms in front of him and motioned with his eyebrows for the Dark One to continue.

"There is an event coming soon upon us called Retribution. And just as you haven't forgotten the arrows, I haven't forgotten what this precious creature in my arms did for you when we last fought two years ago. So since 'retribution' is the watchword of the day, here is my proposal: you and me, face-to-face, one-on-one. No gimmicks, no special stipulations. If you defeat me, I free your body of the pollution that courses through the cells of your heart even as we speak. But if I defeat you...I take what I ought to have taken last time: your title."

Posted on Sep 12, 2009, 8:03 PM

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Nooooooooooooo no no no. That just be gas

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Damien quirked a brow as he looked up toward the stage. He kept his focus on the stage, or rather, on the shadows below the stage. It was a rather simple matter to take control of the shadows below Angelica and TDR, he just could not act TOO quickly. As the shadows began a slow crawl up Angelica's body, Damien let his gaze move back to The Darkling.

"No gimmicks, no special stipulations... Sounds like fun."

A smirk played across the vampire's lips as the shadows suddenly enveloped Angelica's form, pulling her from The Darkling and into the cool embrace of the abyss. "You're on, bubbles."

Posted on Sep 27, 2009, 7:26 PM

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Special: Gravedigger & Mystery Guy & Warchief vs Preachers INC & Asmodeus

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia: "This match will be an Elimination Tag team match where the loser leaves Town!"







Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:30 PM

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Time for a whoopin!

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As the music blared on fans all over began to boo the trio walking out. The crowd went into an even bigger mixed reaction when the Kevin Nash lookalike in Asmodeus strolled out behind Gun, the bald scarred one, Carpenter the big mullet wearing powerhouse and Appetance the leader of the group. All were adorned in black clothing looking similar to Priestly garb.


Asmodeus was in leather pants and a black tank top, his long auburn mane was tied back in a slick ponytail.


As they entered the ring, Gun took to the turnbuckles quickly as Carpenter stood on the opposite side with a disgusted look at the masses. Appetance was center stage with them all watching the big Asmodeus step over the tope rope and then raise his hand high in the air doing the typical "sign of the devil" salute. They all meandered about collecting themselves talking to one another working out a strategy to once and for all end Gravedigger and his upstart protege and whom ever else was dumb enough to join them.

Posted on Sep 2, 2009, 2:11 AM

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Hooray for boobies!

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Strategies were made. Sides taken and now to see how it will all unfold as 3 demons and a ruling power of one of the 9 Hells blinked in confusion seeing the Tron playing a montage of past funerals for the dearly departed.


JR: Well I don't exactly know whats going on myself here Cole but it looks like the Preacher's and Asmodeus are as confused as we all are.


Just then strolling out from the back was none other than the Gravedigger stopping at the edge of the ramp looking down to the ring with his spade slung over his shoulder. Adjusting his black toque he stared down the four in the ring from his vantage point. Fans were cheering when the music began to pick up it's tempo and like wild fire they all broke into deafening cheers when the Warchief exploded out from the back as well onto the stage going from one end to the next still armed with his bloodied axehandle.

MC: After that brutal war waged by Nobody and The Warchief I'm surprised to see Conner even coming down to the ring. You can see by the bandage on his forehead that he suffered just as much as Nobody did and we all know how that ended.


Gravedigger was walking down the aisle, his eyes fixed on the four in the ring as Conner Hawk was still rousing the masses into a hysteric frenzy. Gravedigger was standing by the apron as Conner walked around the ring getting an even bigger responce when Lillian Garcia announced the team entering the ring.


" THE SOLDIER'S OF DIVINITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"


Storming into the ring the four spilled out to the floor as Conner slid under the ropes swinging wildly, Gravedigger merely climbed in slowly and methodically, grinning at Conner's ability to clear a ring in mere seconds. Taking to the turnbuckles nearest the side where The Preacher's and Asmodeus stood he glared down roaring out defiantly flexxing his massive shoulders showing no signs of fear. Gravedigger continued to walk around in the middle of the ring taking in this responce from the masses who seemed to love this Warchief. He stood back with a prideful grin like a father would his own son seeing how they all reacted to his every antic and attempt to elicit a responce from those hungry fans.


Gravedigger stood his ground as the ref walked to him and went down the rules while Conner bounced off the ropes and walked up behind Athaniel and slapped his shoulder. Tapping his chest he looked at the four and made it known he was going to start things off against any of the four. He ushered Gravedigger to their corner as fans and camera's could pick up him saying " I got this bro! I got this!"

Posted on Sep 2, 2009, 11:42 PM

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Time to step and show these fucks how to do it not Gonjinn style! yeah a dis to you bro!

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Carpenter was the first to step into the ring as Conner rushed in and clobbered him with a forearm bash to his skull. Conner was so pissed off he hoisted him up onto his shoulders and dropped him down so hard with a powerbomb the whole ring shook leaving the mullet wearing bandit in a heap and counted out


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first in to be eliminated is Carpenter!



JR: Holy shit! I never thought i'd ever see Conner Hawk do to one of the Preachers the way he done Nobody like he last year!!


And then Asmodeus stepped into the ring sending all the masses into a frenzy.



They stood eyeing one another as Conner grinned his bloody toothed gron and Asmodeus grinned back as he stood face to face with him and nodded and folded his arms saying " Well son< ya made me proud!" <br>

Cruz: Alot of dialouge is going on and we can only wonder what it means.


" I am your father!"


Suddenly like Conner or Wyld or whatever ya wanna call himmor identify him as he lived up to it fully when he hay makered Asmodeus so hard he actually broke the fuckers nose causing the big man to blindly swipe Conner away only to look at the blood in his hand from his nose and glared at Conner as he glared back.


Both ran at one another and suddenly, Asmodeus hammered Conner to his knees and suddenly stood to his feet and smashed him him to his knees busting Asmodeus' knees as well. He knelt and felt the pelts and barrage Conner was trying to achieve and suddenly, startling Conner himself, Berzerked on his own he grabbed Conner by the face and slammed him into the mat following up by knees and ekbows.


" Obviously like yer old man son."


Asmodeus grinned.

Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 6:47 AM

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Talking shit is like listening to short fat emo bitches that just wanna cause shit

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Following through with one elbow drop after another he dragged Conner back up to his feet and threw him to the ropes dropping him with a big boot. Again he ragdolled Conner when he flung him into the turnbuckles and followed in with a clothesline dropping him hard with furious forearms dropping him down even hard until Conner snapped. He stood up roaring defiantly in his face and started hammering Asmodeus back into the center of the ring.


Athaniel was reaching out calling for a tag but Conner was far gone into his berzerker fury and showed his display of immense power by hoisting the giant up on his shoulders and dropped him to the mat VIA F5. Still in his fury he pulled Asmodeus up to his feet and scooped him up and was about to drill him into the mat with his burning hammer but was stopped short when Gun flew in and took out his knee before being sent back out to the apron.


Conner was enraged and pulled Asmodeus to his feet yelling in his face, " Theres no way you could be my father... no fucking way!!" and started pommeling him viciously. Shoved off he stepped back and was tagged blindly by Gravedigger who ushered him to the corner. " Don't worry son, he's not yer father."


Conner ignored him as the ref even ushered him out.

Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 10:12 PM

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And now we see a re-introduction of an old character to be played by the origional player.

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Asmodeus grabbed Athaniel and clobbered him with a forearm to his skull leaving him momentarilly stunned. A kneelift folded Athaniel in half as the big 7 footer sent him to his corner and followed in with a clothesline of his own. Tagging in Appetance he held an arm up followed by a kick the the fresh man.


With a cheap shot to the groin area he backed away being admonished by the ref, all the while Gun and Asmodeus took the chance to lay in several vicious cheap shots all the while Gun was choking him with the tag rope. Appetance was about to follow up and again was pushed to the middle of the ring by the ref who was still trying to see if he understood that another low blow like that will get him disqualified. He finally nodded and rushed back in with a kick to his stomach. Asmodeus and Gun had their hands in the air as if nothing happened.


Fans were screaming atop their lungs as Conner was rushing in to get a measure of revenge on the trio but the ref again stepped away leaving Gravedigger to the cheap shots and machinations of the trio. Gun stepped in and began stomping on the chest of the downed Gravedigger.


The ref finally counted to 4 when Conner stepped out yelling " Then turn around you blind fuck!" When he was satisfied seeing Conner on the outside he turned around seeing Gun in the ring and rushed back asking if there was a tag. Appetance nodded and tagged in Asmodeus with both Gun and Appetance moving out of the ring. The big man dragged Gravedigger to his feet and threw him back to his corner and followed in with a series of knee shots to his gut. Stepping back he measured up Gravedigger for a vicious back elbow shot and stepped around before grabbing the top rope and pushed his foot into Gravediggers throat ignoring the refs count till 4 and broke it.


Asmodeus looked at Conner and smiled as he took Gravedigger and signalled the end of his partner as he placed his head between his legs and scooped him up for a powerbomb. Gravedigger however slipped out and drove his head into the mat with a DDT giving a few moments of pause to collect himself. The first real offensive move he was able to pull off all match and at this rate he and Conner looked to be having their careers in DWF put to a very quick end. Even taking into account that Warchief was already in one war and again in another he was sure they were done. He looked up as the echoing screams and frantic cries finally started to clear up and become louder seeing Conner reaching in screaming for a tag. His battered body was slowl moving as he tried to crawl pulling himself ever so much closer to his own corner.


Asmodeus was first up and saw the mere foot of distance of the Soldiers going for a tag. Before Asmodeus was able to stop it he was taken back seeing Gun rush in and hammer Athaniel down with a cheap shot from behind and got the refs attention. Conner got the tag and flew in sending the masses into a riot as he charged Asmodeus. The ref however got between the two saying he didn't see the tag sending the riotous masses into hateful angry boos. Asmodeus reassumed control grabbing Gravedigger and started to drag him back to his corner only to have his hold broken.


Fans erupted into cheers seeing the Gravedigger unleash a series of punches staggering the giant back and then pushed him off the ropes into an irish whip. Springboarding off the ropes he flew to the middle meeting up with Asmodeus and took the big man down with a clothesline. Feeding off the crowd he had a new found strength as he stood up measuring the fallen giant and moved around the ring. Turning he repaid Gun and Appetance with a couple of hay makers dropping them off the apron. Turning back he saw the big man getting back to his feet when he grabbed hold of him from behind and took him down with a side Russian Leg sweep rolling over into a pin.


Being pushed off after a 2 count Athaniel got to his feet meeting up with Asmodeus again, this time ducking the clothesline and spun around behind the giant and kicked down on the back of his knee, following up the move with a reverse DDT, into a cross neck armbar. The big giant was all shades of angry and in much pain as he struggled against the hold snarling and gritting his teeth trying hard to fight against such pain. He was a split second away from tapping out when Appetance dove in breaking the hold with a double axehandle.


No sooner did he break the hold but was suddenly taken down by a vicious spear as the Warchief leapt back to his feet after folding the leader of the Preacher's in half, roaring defiantly. Gun however made the mistake of getting the Warchief's attention as he nailed him with a forearm to his shoulders that only infuriated him further when he turned glaring at Gun. Gun went for a kick only to have his leg caught, Conner then drove his palm into Gun's stomache and threw him over the top rope and down to the outside mat below.


Asmodeus took Conner out from behind sending the Warchief to the outside as well from a big boot. But as he turned and stepped back into the ring Gravedigger took down the big giant with a drop toehold and synched in his STF pulling back as far as he could, his face twisted and tuyrned red from such exertion. Asmodeus however couldn't last much longer against the decieving power of the Arch Angel Athaniel and tapped out immediately.


Asmodeus was next to be eliminated.


Appetance was still in the ring and rushed Athaniel hitting a knee to the head. Problem was that Athaniel had scouted this scenario and rolled back with the momentum bringing Appetance down and hooked him into a one legged boston crab. Fans were on the edges of their seats when Gravedigger was about to make Appetance tap out as well only the leader of the Preachers fought hard and bit his own hand to take the pain his leg and back were going through away from his mind. He clawed and stretched as far as he could nearing the bottom rope. Gravedigger pulled back further on the leg and even sat deeper puttig on as much pressure as he possibly could but to no avail as Appetance finally reached out and grasped the bottom rope forcing the hold to be broken.


Gravedigger looked to his corner and saw that Conner was still on the outside making his way back to their corner. He needed to end this quickly so he placed Appetances leg between his and nailed a knee breaker. Again he took Appetances leg and placed it between his, his ankle up and over his hip as he rolled forward causing the Preacher's head guy to feel the ligaments in his leg to stretch and snap as he rolled with it and slammed the back of his head on the mat. Quickly Athaniel took to the top rope and leapt off for a diving headbutt. Appetance however moved out of the way just in time as he rolled to his corner and tagged in Gun.


Gun however was able to make it to the apron and got the tag in. He quickly took advantage when he signalled his own finisher, and anyone who knew of Gun knew his finisher was a variation of a Pumphandle Driver. But as he pulled Gravedigger up and over he found himself being countered and turned seeing Gravedigger quickly moving to his corner getting the tag to the Warchief. Gun didn't pull back in any case as he kicked Athaniel in the back of the head sending him out through the ropes. Conner however saw the cheap shot on his partner and punched Gun around for abit before whipping him to the ropes and nailed a rolling spinebuster.


Back on his feet Conner pounded his chest when his loyalists screamed back pumping their fists in unison a resounding "HA-OOH!". Conner picked Gun back up and wanted to lay a severe hurting on this guy when he hoisted him up and hit not one, not two but nailed his triple powerbomb and went for the pin.


Fans chanted along and once the second hand fell the lights all went out.


As they came back on The Warchief was standing over Gun and turned into a vicious blow from a silver fire hydrant with a dragon emblazoned on it. Shadow Master grinned seeing that Athaniel was still on the outside trying to collect himself and amid the boos and cheers, a veritable mixed reaction, placed Gun's arm over the unconcious Warchief. Being a no DQ match the ref slowly dropped down watching Shadow Master leave the ring and began the pin fall.


It was half a second after the hand fell a third time when fans booed aloud seeing the Warchief get eliminated. Conner shook off the cobwebs and was beside himself when he saw Shadow looking back from the ramp and gave chase. Fans erupted even more as Conner tackled Shadow. Both were on the ramp trading blows battling all the way back up the ramp amid their melee. Shadow kicked Conner back and started his way to the backstage area only to get grabbed and be thrown out to the back hall where the Superstars would wait for their cues to enter. Again both were still trading blows all the way out into the halls. Conner grabbed a handful of blonde locks and flung Shadow across a pile of steel packing crates. He lined him up and crouched readying himself for a spear.


When Shadow Master got back to his feet he grabbed a trash can and turned holding it to his chest as Conner hit the spear, both dropped in a heap with Shadow taking less damage. Getting back to his feet he smiled again looking at the slowly stirring Warchief and backed away making his way towards the parking lot.


Back in the ring however the ref got everyones attention back as Gravedigger was struggling to pull himself back up. Grabbing the bottom rope the ref was at 8, fans all over began screaming as this was nearly the end of the Warchief and Gravedigger. When 9 was chanted, Athaniel rolled under the bottom rope just as the ref was about to make the ten count and waved it off continueing the match.

Posted on Sep 10, 2009, 11:40 AM

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Return of The Dark Savior

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The lights began to flicker then dim as Comatose played on the pa. Fans knew who was this person when the tron came to life. what looked like two glowing pale ice blue eyes appeared followed by the words think of me as your guardian angel. Soon other images began to show up on the tron. Images of the crucifiction as well as some scripture and images of crosses and angels. The lights went back on and a figure could be seen in the rafters.

He was dressed in blue with a white sleeveless trench coat and brown hair. Soon the lights began to flicker and then dim again till it was pitch black. As the lights came back on the ring was now surounded by a light blue mist. The mist took the form of a cross. but not just any cross, the cross that Gideon used as his symbol.

Stormclouds began to form above the arena as lightning went and struck the myst spliting the cross in half. soon the lights went out again. this time when it came on that same figure that was in the rafters was now standing where the lightning had struck. when the camera got a close up of his face it was indeed the Dark Savior himself.

Gideon then drops to his knees to say a prayer as lightning strikes the four turnbckles sending four arcs of lightnig towards Gideon striking him. Finally a lightnig bolt strikes down on him from the storm clouds as well and he begins to levitate as he absorbs the lightning bolts into his body. Soon The cross that he uses as his symbol forms out of energy around him and then transforms into the sword of the spirit nazarene.

His eyes begin to glow wildly as he lets out an explosion of light energy that emanates from his body as he then drops back to his knees in the prayer position and then rises to his feet. The fans began to cheer loudly as they held up signs saying the Dark Savior has returned and will you be my guardian angel.



Posted on Sep 11, 2009, 7:33 PM

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YAY he returned.... good thing too cause ya still owe 20 bucks lol

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Gideon stepped onto the apron reaching into the ring for a pin as Athaniel crawled to his corner only to be interrupted by Gun. It was clear that Gideon was wanting in badly. Fans all over were screaming in excitement as Gravedigger was brought to his feet and quickly ducked under Gun's grasp and tagged in Gids.


Like flames to tequilla Gids lit the entire place up when he was in the ring hammering on Gun sending him to the ropes and tossed him over with a belly to belly suplex. Appetance was in trying to nail a clothesline and missed his mark. Bouncing back from the ropes Gidsey baby quickly landed a kick to his midsection and ran to the ropes and leapt over the folded Appetance driving his face into the mat. Back on his feet and ducked another shot from Gun and hoisted him in the air with a reverse suplex dropping him down hard.


Quickly Gideon was all fired up when he took to the ropes again and ran back with a flying shoulder tackle sending Appetance out of the ring from impact. The Heavenly Warrior was in a crouch sizing up Gun and darted in for a spear. Quickly he hooked his leg and the chants came.


ONE!!!




TWO!!!



THREE!!!


Gun was eliminated as Appetance got back into the ring.

Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 3:42 PM

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If I give you the 20 bucks you spend it on cheap whores and booze.

by Gideon

As Appentance entered the ring, Gideon wasted no time and took him down with a clothesline.The Dark Savior then started stomping on hm. gideon then stopped and motioned for him to get up challenging him. As soon as he did did Gideon took him back down with a dropkick to the face. The Warrior of the Nazarine then folloed up with a leg drop and then an elbow drop. the fans cheered loudly as Giden began getting more fired up when they cheered even louder.

Appentance soon got back up to his feet after a few minutes. Appentance went for a bi boot but Gideon dodged out of the way. The Dark savior then ran up te ring post and flipped hitting him with an inzigurry. Appentance spit out a few teeth with some blood. Gideon then running towards Appentance as he went for another big boot hitting Gideon in the face.

This time Appentance was the one doing the stomping on the downed Holy Warrior. He then grabbed Gideon around his neck with both hands and delivered a devastating choke slam. The pain surged up Gideon's back. appentance was happy with his work as he then mounted Gideon and started punching him in the face breaking The Holy Warrior's nose in the process. He then went for a pin but only managed to get a 2 count.

One thing could be said about Gideo and that was that he had alot of heart. Appentancethen picked him back up to deliver another choke slam but this time Gideon kicked him with both legs forcing Appentance to let go. Before He knew it Gideon picked him up over his shoulder and slammed him down with the fallen angel. He looked at Gravedigger with a smile. Gideon went up to Gravedigger and tagged him. The Arch Angel quickly went for the pin.

ONE


TWO


THREE!!!!

Gravedigger and Gideon had one the match as the ref held their arms high in the air.

Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 6:19 PM

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Segment: Kade

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia:"Making his way to the ring, the Intercontinental champion, Kade!!"



Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:33 PM

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Lets talk turkey. Though I'd rather talk chicken. Cuz well I perfer chicken. (Closed)

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The crowd stood in attention as they waited patiently to see who would come out first. Suddenly a gong rang out through the arena and the fans erupted into cheers. The fans all turned at once to the entrance ramp as smoke begun filling the ramp and ring area with a logo appearing on the tron. Once the ground could no longer be seen another gong rang out as a huge wall of fire shot up from the stage and disappeared just as quick while the lights went down and Voices by Rev Theory started playing. As a red light begins to overtake the arena a single spotlight waited at the top of the ramp. Fire begins shooting up from all around the stage at a steady pace. "Ladies and Gentlemen Hell has opened!" JR yelled.

With the fog still covering the floor in the spot light a figure began rising from what seems like the depths of hell. All the crowd could make out was a cowboy hat and a long coat, but they all knew that the demon in black was on the loose again.

"Weighing in at 275 pounds and standing at 6'9", He is the reigning and defending DWF Intercontinental Champion, and member of the nWo, The Intimidator, KADE!" The crowd roared as his name echoed through the arena. A third gong rang as Kade began walking to the ring. It was a slow pace as he made his way down the ramp, seemingly in no hurry as if time would wait for him. Stopping at the end, he stared into the ring expressionless; making the crowd feel like time was indeed waiting on Kade by standing still. Turning his head he stared at the ring steps, before moving finally.

Getting to the first step he stopped just for a slight second as he began his ascent up them. Stopping on the final one Kade bowed his head as the fans waited with anticipation. Slowly he raised his head with the same expressionless face. Without warning Kade threw his arms high into the air as a huge explosion occurred, and the ring seemingly moving from its base and the lights returned to normal. "GEEZE! JR I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT!" King yelled. If it wasn't eerie enough even more strange was the flames and fog stopped and everything was in clear sight.

Lowering his arms, Kade made his move and stepped onto the ring apron and in between the ropes. Before turning he grabbed the sides of his coat and as he turned swung it, before it swung back into place. Wearing a black singlet that had the straps pulled down, and black bottoms made of the same material as his singlet a elbow pad on his left elbow and black leather wrestling boots stopping just below the knee.

His hands were covered with MMA half fingered fighting gloves as well. Unstrapping the title from around his waist, he promptly put it over his shoulder as he accepted a ring mic. "I don't come out here, pick up a mic because it suits me well, or gets me off with witty remarks, and irritating come backs. Tonight I've come out here for one reason, and one reason alone." Before he could finish talking he was interrupted.


(Closed except for you know who.)

Posted on Aug 31, 2009, 5:57 AM

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Ahhh Turkey.... the OTHER White Meat...

by Shadowy Figure Reviled



The lights shut out on Kade as the sound of American Head Charge's "Violent Reaction" blares throughout the arena, as the guitars kick in the entire arena begins to flash in a red Strobe light. Shortly there after a figure walks out from behind the curtain at the top of the stage, wearing a long Black Trench Coat. The figure has long hair, and he seems to be looking down at the ramp. He begins to walk down towards the ring slowly.

Kade stands in the middle of the ring wondering who this man is, and why is he interrupting his time, "Who in the Hell is that?? We have nothing down for anything like this, what's going on?" J.R yelled as the man continued down towards the ring. The crowd is throwing up mixed reactions at the individual, not knowing what to even think as he reaches the bottom of the ramp, standing right at the ring. He contemplates weather he should hop on in there with the man he once knew or if he should stay where he is put.

"Maybe this is the guy... Maybe this is the one who has called a lot of people out, but yet never shown himself" The King said as the man slowly started to walk up the stairs of the ring. The man standing about 6'4" then steps through the ropes and stands a distance away from Kade. The lights fade back to white as he raises the mic to his mouth.

Man: "Kade, you know it's been a Loooong time. It's been years since we have seen each other, hell it's been years since I've seen a lot of people. Look at this face, do you even remember who I am?"

Kade looked at the individual closely, he knew damn well who it was, just wanted to play dumb for a little bit.

Kade: "No I don't know who you are, or most importantly why you decided to interrupt my time!"

The man shook his head a bit.

"That's just like you Kade" the man said as he begins to walk around the ring "That's just like you to forget a man who you have had some battles with back in CCW, still running on your own as I can see. Well don't worry, you don't have to worry about me jumping you, or anything like that, I'm just here to get re-aquatinted with individuals in which I know. The name is Jonny Flamez..." The crowd popped as he reviled himself. " MY GOD KING! We haven't seen him in the ring in YEARS!" JR shouted as the identity was now clear.

"So how have you been man? I'm just checking in on everyone from the old days, and I've gotten one out of the way, and you were next on my list."


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I thought the Other white meat was your nickname for your penis?

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Kade knew exactly who it was and knew all to well. However, having the ability to draw whoever decided to make an entrance at your expense and make them talk, makes it all the more interesting. "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny." Kade spoke, walking slowly. "You always were a enigma, wrapped in a metaphor, stuck in the mind of a schizophrenic." He paused.

"Point?" Jonny asked.

"You ask me how I am then speak of a list. Why how don't I think you are going to jump me. I mean you say you aren't but then again you've seen me say the same thing then they wont even have their backs turned and its over. And they are laying on their backs or faces, drooling from unconciousness." Kade smirked. "So lets try an expirement. You seem to wanna play catch up, and yet have caused a strange curiosity in me so play along and if the answers match we'll go get a beer. If they don't. Well. I hope you don't drool." Kade smirked as he stepped between the ropes, jumping to the floor. Taking off his hat, he laid it on the ring and then took off his coat as well.

Walking to wear Lillian sat, he watched time keeper move quickly. Grabbing his chair, he walked up the steps, and back into the ring. Grabbing the mic he'd been using he spoke again. "So lets take that little test." Kade spoke throwing the chair at Jonny. Slowly, he turned his back, and opened his arms waiting to see just exactly if Jonny wanted to get reacquainted or if there was more of what was going on then met the eye.


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Eh maybe, but I do know that's what she said...

by Jonny Flamez

Jonny holds the chair in his hand and then opens it up and has a seat. Kade still waits for the bash of the steel, smacking him in the back of the skull. "Kade, my man, I told you.... I'm not here to fight." Kade turned around to see Jonny sitting in the chair with his arms held out.

"I'm might be looking for some people whom which I know they have my back. I'm not lookin for a group, I'm not lookin for a Team, I'm looking for some friends, or at least acquaintances here in the DWF, and why not start with the people I know, why not start with the ones who which I've shared blood, sweat, and battle scars with. I'm lookin for some tough Sons of Bitches, in case things get hairy and I'm out numbered." He took a breath and then stood up. He tossed the chair out of the way and looked Kade in the eyes.

"I'm not one whose gonna beat around the bush so to speak. I'll be frank and forward with you at all times, as I know you will be with me. I'm lookin for some friends, cuz I haven't had many over the years, and when I do they seem to turn on me. I don't think you are that type unless I did something to provoke it. So what do you say?"

He waited to hear back from the man, whom had provoked him to blast him with a chair, a lil on edge. He didn't know how he would react, and he didn't know if there was already someone lurking in the shadows, wanting to take him out, before he even got started.

Posted on Sep 4, 2009, 11:58 AM

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She said Big ol balls, big ol balls, big ol balls in my mouth!

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"You are a little testy there aint ya fella?" Kade smirked. "So in so many words, you are looking for a friend?" Kade asked. "A buddy?, A chum, a associate, my reach to your around. My balls to your shaft." Kade stopped.

"Not exactly with you on the last two." Jonny spoke.

"Why not? Come on. It could be fun. You can bend over. Call me daddy. I can make you feel like a man." Kade smirked as he wrapped a arm around Jonny's neck. Glaring, he removed his arm as his head shook. "If you can't realize when I'm screwing with you, we wont last long as friends Jonny." Kade spoke.

"I'm sorry I'm just not use to having you coming on to me is all." Jonny replied, showing his uncomfortableness.

"Well fine, does this make you feel better." Kade spoke, kicking Jonny square in the shin. Kade begun feeling the same feeling of being watched Jonny had earlier.


Posted on Sep 7, 2009, 1:53 PM

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... Ass, Titties, Ass and Titties, Ass, Ass, Titties, Titties, Ass and Titties

by Jonny Flamez...

Jonny, hoped around a bit, as the surprise kick to the shin from Kade was completely unexpected.

"You know, the other shit will be fine while drunk, but sober, and in a crowd... no... as for the other..." He then proceeded to stomp on Kade's foot. "That's more then fine with me!"

Kade hops around a bit, before Jonny throws his arm around his neck.

"I think this might be the start of something good, Pal." Jonny said before releasing his arm from his shoulders, and extending it in a hand shake. Kade extended his hand out and the shook. The moment lasted momentarily before being interrupted.


(Closed to only one)

Posted on Sep 7, 2009, 7:59 PM

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After that title, I think I picked a bad time to make my entrance

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"If you two start kissing i'm going to throw up"

The sound of the very familiar and very feminine voice coming through the PA instantly turned all eyes towards the stage and sent the excited fans into an explosion of cheers when the raven haired hellraiser slowly sauntered out with a mic in her hand and a wry smirk on her lips.

"Seriously, two guys kissing will never be hotter than two girls"

Screams arose this time along with the cheers and even chants began, the crowds nearly rioting as Viper tilted her head to one side, the brunette breaking into a smug smile at the fans that continued to show their adulation of the unpredictable brunette that had decided to make another appearance.

Viper had changed her attire from her previous encounter with the Requiem and now stood in a more casual pair of lowrise, bootcut blue jeans, a hot pink haltered top that wrapped around her middriff and boots that only reached her ankles. The fans erupted again when the brunette began her descent down the ramp with her usual cocky swag and this time with a much softer expression on her face.

All around her, the fans reached out to try and touch the infamous femme fatale as she made her way to the ring and climbed onto the apron, the brunette teased the crowds further when she leaned way over the ropes and wiggled her assetts into the camera causing the male fans to clutch their chests and chant her name even louder!

Circling the two men in the ring, the brunette flashed them both a flirty smile, first to Kade and then to Jonny.

"Hope you boys don't mind my little intrusion but you were both driving me crazy back there, are they going to fight, are they going to kiss, what??!"

Laugher ensued at the Viper's remarks which you guessed it, only encouaged her even further

"Well, that and I wanted to meet the famous Jonny Blaze"

(ooc)I tried to fix it G.R :X lmao i'm dead

Posted on Sep 7, 2009, 10:21 PM

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Yeah, maybe you should have just stayed in the back

by Jonny Flamez...

Jonny looked over at Kade, and then back towards this temptress before raising the mic back to his mouth.

"You know, thats all good a well that you wanna meet Jonny Blaze, a.k.a Rza from the Wu-Tang clan, but I don't rap, and I'm not black. I'm glad you wanna meet Jonny Blaze, the Ghost Rider... but I don't have a bike, nor a flaming skull."

The crowd laughs a bit at these comments.

"I will tell you that you are meeting Jonny Flamez, Ms. Viper, but kissin ain't something I was planning to do with Kade, just not my style." he smirked at her. "But you on the other hand that's another story.... then again I doubt I would, cuz I've heard some stories bout you, but thats not here nor there, this is the now."

Jonny looked over at Kade wondering if he knew why she was out here. He could tell Kade had something he wanted to say, he could tell by the look on his face, the way he was standing, he could feel this man had something to say to her as well.

"What you got to say Pal?"

Posted on Sep 9, 2009, 9:08 AM

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.....Homo. How you gonna tell a fine lookin woman to stay in the back?!

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"What do I got to say?" Kade asked as the mic met his lips. "Damn baby you lookin' fine tonight!" Kade spoke as the crowd popped.

"As always!" King screeched.


"Listen since I'm out here. This is probably the best time to tell you." Kade stopped. "As many of you know well don't know. Viper owns a farm with several animals. And one night not to long ago I was drinking and it was called and well I got lonely. Its all on the titan tron." Kade paused, the lights dimming.

A image of Kade with a bottle of Jack Daniel's appeared on the screen.

He sat in a hay loft calmly drinking until a shiver ran down his spine. In the distance it was heard. QUACK! Slowly a duck walked over. The duck turning to Kade, to the duck...........





Suddenly a bare chested Kade seemingly moving back and forth as feathers and wings flopped followed by quacking. "OH YEAH BABY! OH YEAH! THAT'S IT QUACK FOR DADDY!"


As the lights came back on and the image paused everyone turned to Kade whom had his head down in the corner. "There's more." He spoke as the image started again.

Kade sat at a table with a roasted duck, slowly cutting and eating a piece of it. "Hmmm. Saltalicious!"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The audience all yelled as Kade sat smirking in the corner.

"Kade." Viper said. "We all know you did not have sex with a duck. How much time did it take you and the production crew to do film that?" She glared.

"About three days." Kade quickly said.

"So you wasted an unknown amount of money to pretend to have a sex with a duck and pretend to eat said duck?" Viper asked again, that was when Kade's head rose.

"Who said we pretended to eat the duck?"


Posted on Sep 10, 2009, 9:25 PM

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Yeah! Where's your respectibilities G.R?? Coming up in our house with your humpy bumpy!

by Viper

The words You bitch! had begun to form on the brunette's lips and while her first instinct was to reach for her cell and call home to check for any missing ducks, she didn't. Not when she saw the big, smug shit eating grin plastered on Kade's face, and instead leveled her gaze on the big demon. But it wasn't menacing, it was something else that Kade had seen a number of times, a big warning sign that Kade knew all too well, it was that same glint that told him he'd done it yet again and she was about to let him have it, just like on their trip to Vegas.

"Listen here Mr. Ziggles!"

The crowds burst out laughing and to her side, she could hear Jonny break out in laughter too, in the way that guys often did when one of their buddies had just been outted for something embarassing. "Mr. Ziggles?!!?" the straight faced brunette heard Jonny croak out between laughs while her attention was fixed on a growling Kade and all up in his grill.

The brunette couldn't help it, her straight face gave way to a smirk as she tried not to laugh, the devilish amusement flickering wildly in her eyes.

"Yesh Jonny, you see, Kade here has a shiny pair of silver boxer briefs that is pretty much his 'Saturday Night Special' as he likes to refer to them, quite a vision let me tell you." The brunette remarked, her attention now briefly on Jonny. "The image of him in them is still burned in my retinas"

This time both Jonny and the fans burst out in a heartier laugh while Kade was now mirroring the look that the mischievious brunette had on her face. He was going to get her back when he got his chance and knowing this, she was going to keep it going as long as she could.

"I don't know why you find it so funny that i've got a few ducks at home. I think you're just jealous that you can't have any at yours because you know damn well who would eat the entire flock during some craving or munchies attack and furthermore.." Viper continued on and chestbumped the Demon in Black "Stop calling Mr. Waddles Duckula! It's not fault that he bit you, you provoked him by trying to handfeed him stuffing!"

The pair had squared off while Jonny and the fans took in the spectacle, eating it up even more when Viper chestbumped the big man again...

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.....Humpy bumpy?

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"Hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, whoa, hey whoa, hey, whoa!" Kade paused. "Whoa." He finally said as the crowd laughed. "That duck is just pissed because he watched you and Pepe have such a good time!" Kade glared. Jonny's eyebrow raised.

"Pepe?" He asked.

"Oh yeahhhhh! Ask her about Pepe Jonny. About the donkey. The love donkey." Kade glared, circling.

"First things first. You introduced me to Pepe."" Viper looked, following him with her eyes.

"You adopted him! You loved him! You made him feel like a natural donkey!" Kade smirked standing behind her. He didn't notice the jab at his stomach.

"What the hell did you do that donkey anyway?! He keeps trying to molest my dog!" Viper turned, coming face to face.

"He's just a loving animal." Kade smirked.

"HEY!" Jonny yelled. "How the hell am I suppose to be involved in this conversation! You are talking about fucking ducks, rapist donkeys, I don't know what Kade was babbling about a minute ago when he kept saying fade!" Jonnny glared as the crowd laughed. "Here I am trying to make return to the world of professional wrestling. And you two have just." Jonny stopped as he couldn't make the words even fit would could be said. Suddenly Kade smiled, raising the mic.

"Its great ain't it?"


Posted on Sep 18, 2009, 4:14 PM

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Humpy Bumpy?? Why would you say that? Oh sweet Caine, you're stark raving mad! ;)

by Viper

"Freaked you out?" The smirking brunette quipped and leaned back against the ropes. "You're not alone Jonny, we hear that alot"

While Jonny may not have thought it so great, at least at first, the brunette standing off to one side of the ring watching the two men, thought so. In fact, she had been enjoying herself immensely the entire time, even through the friendly little verbal spar that she and Kade had engaged in. It amused her to no end, the crowds may have thought it had been rehearsed, it had actually been real, it was just something that Kade and Viper had started and neither had shown any desire to stop. Viper could have declined with one well placed fireball to the crotch of Kade's pants, but, she had chosen to go another round with the Demon In Black.

She wasn't going to lie, it was fun and it had served another purpose outside of giving Kade a taste of his own, it had given her insight into Jonny's character. The brunette had been studying Jonny before she even set foot in the ring, getting a feel as it were for the man before she determined if she liked him or not. First impressions were almost always spot on and Flamez had proved that he was quick on his feet in light of what she and Kade had thrown at him. He had a strong personality that had withstood theirs and the man had courage or, she mused, he just had the balls to try his luck.

Viper's gaze transversed back and forth between them, her eyes returning a look that Kade cast her, a silent statement, the pair seemingly communicating in a language that only they understood. The brunette allowed a slightly dangerous smile to spread across her lips as she drew forward once again and regarded both men.

"Still want to be friends Jonny?"

It wasn't a smartassed question, it was genuine as she showed by the extension of her hand. She too was offering Flamez her friendship or an alliance, whichever tickled his pickle more. However there was one thing that the brunette had to make sure that Jonny understood and raised her eyes to his...

"Before you answer, if you attempt to screw me over once, I can go from being your best friend to your worst enemy so think carefully before you take it"



    
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Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 7:05 PM

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I don't know if I should be disturbed, or Rolling on the floor in Laughter...

by Jonny Flamez

Jonny stood there, staring at the temptress, then he turned his attention to the hand she had extended. He thought for a brief moment about everything that had taken place tonight, and chuckled a bit. This was utter madness.... and he liked it. He extended his hand out as well and they shook. The he raised the mic up.

"You got nothing to worry about dear" the chuckle subsided to a smirk, "I must concur on your statement though, because I am the same way, you fuck me over, and thats it, you're on my Shit List, and there's no cleaning yourself up from that."

He looked over at Kade "The same for you, though I think you being the Asshole you know you are, and me being the same we will get along just fine."

He turned his attention back to Viper now. There had been so much talk of animals tonight he figured he'd throw in his own little bit of Comedy here.

"By the way, out of all these animal you have.... Do you have any Lambs???" The crowd laughed not knowing where Jonny was going with this, Kade's eyes lit up a bit, he has a feeling he knows where it's going as Viper looked on, not knowing what to say.

"Yes she does!" Kade exclaimed with a smirk on his face.

Jonny smiled, "Oh how I love me some Lamb Chops, and I particularly love the way the 'BAAAAAHHHH' as well... this might make for a GREAT friendship Viper."

Posted on Sep 21, 2009, 7:54 AM

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Triple Crown Hardcore Championship Kane 2K(c) vs ??

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia:"This match is set as a Pick your Poison Match!"







Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:35 PM

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If you pick the poison, I can get the antidote. (Attn: Viper and my opponent)

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(OOC: Kinda have to say, I LOVE the new intro music happy.gif )

Linkin Park's "New Divide" plays out over the PA system and explosions go throughout the arena and Kane2000, the current holder of seven different championship belts walks down to the ring. The current cWe and DDE World Heavyweight Champion, the DWF and cWe World Tag Team Champion AND the defending cWe, DWF and DDE (collectively known as the "Triple Crown") Hardcore Champion marches down. The DWF Hardcore belt around his waist and the cWe 24/7 eXtreme Hardcore and DDE Hardcore titles on either shoulder as one of his entourage from "Team Kane2K" carries the other four belts for him as he walks up and steps in over the ropes.

He then places the other two hardcore belts onto the turnbuckle before stepping up, grabbing them and saluting the fans, who in recent months have cheered him like old times, despite being in the New Prophecy.

JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is one of our championship bouts for the evening, a "Pick your Poison" Hardcore rules match up for the Triple Crown Hardcore Championship of the World. Introducing in the ring at this time, from Manchester England, standing in at seven feet, five inches tall, weighing in at an athletic 387lbs, representing the "New Prophecy" ladies and gentlemen, currently holding seven championship belts, the current cWe and DDE World Heavyweight Champion, one half of the unified cWe and DWF World Tag Team Champions and the current, reigning and defending Triple Crown Hardcore Champion of the World, "The Demon in Red..... KANE2000!"

Kane2000 then salutes the crowd again and then gives his hardcore belts to the referees before sliding out the ring and going under the apron before picking a barb wire wrapped 2x4 then slides back into the ring and sets it on fire with the laser eyes and then grabs JB's mic.

Kane2K: nWo..... the so called "beating" you gave me only pisses me off further, I will tear each and every one of you fuckers apart if it's the last thing I do. Especially you Viper.. You see, I couldn't give a flying fuck who you pick as my opponent, I will send the same message to you via my victim! And the clock is ticking on your title reign Viper.. Sooner or later, I will take that strap from you, HOPEFULLY with some of your blood as well!

He then shoves the mic back onto JB before practising some baseball swings with the 2x4.

Posted on Sep 1, 2009, 7:06 AM

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Think so? What if there is no antidote for my poison hmm? My venom is lethal *weg*

by Viper

Up on the screens of the jumbo trons, the live footage of Kane in the ring quickly morphed into a closeup of the nWo en mass and grinning into the camera sending the crowds into a fit of applause and then frenzied cheers when the camera slowly panned back, revealing why the deadly brunette was smiling a Cheshire cat smile while in the background, Star played. She was standing right in front of the Wheel and as the various members of the nWo dispersed yet remained in shot, the sadistic diva smugly moved to one side of the Wheel.

Cole: "Uh oh, Viper is gonna spin that damned Wheel again and this time on Kane 2K!"

King: "What uh oh, look who is beside it, Viper!! She can spin my wheel anytime!"

"Enjoyed that beatdown did you Kane? Well sweetheart that was nothing compared to what could happen to you with one little spin of the wheel, let's find out your fate shall we?"

Breaking into a feral smile, the brunette spun the wheel and watched on along with the nWo and the millions of fans around the world to see where it would land. It was like a game of Russian roulette except it would be Kane that would either be spared of shot, the brunette hoping for the latter.

King: "I can't stand the suspense!"

Cole: "What suspense, the wheel spells bad luck no matter how you spin it, just look at those choices on it!"

King: "Not that suspense, i'm wondering if Viper is going to have a wardrobe malfunction, just look at that top, she could spill out at any second!"

Cole: "........"

The wheel slowed, clicking dangerously over the various choices such as Go through the nWo Gauntlet, Two minutes in the Iron Maiden, Match beerchugging with Rage and Nobody, Meet Viper's newest pet and several others. When it finally stopped, it landed on "Ladies Pick Your Poison" which utterly amused the brunette and made the nWo men grumble.

"For your poison Kane, I shall choose..."

Silence fell over the crowds as the brunette tapped a finger against her chin, thnking of whom she'd love to see Kane battle in a Triplecrown The fans knew she'd name someone that she was sure could and would strip Kane of at least one of his precious titles and seeing as it was a Hardcore battle, they also knew it'd be someone who was a specialist in that area as well as a specialist in inflicting pain.

"I choose, the Alpha Male!"

An eruption of cheers and gasps ensued, the look on Kane's face causing Viper to grin even more fiendishly.



Posted on Sep 2, 2009, 7:18 PM

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Speakin of lethal.... nah I got nuthin lol

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Cole: You have to wonder what kind of mindset the Alpha Dog is in after the screwjobs he had taken all night.


King: Well now you can see why you don't cross the n.W.o! First Rage and Nobody and now Viper got her way, and you know she can always have her way with me.


Cole: I know King. But here he comes, ladies and gentlemen, the Warchief!


Exploding out of the back looking much worse for wear was the glaring Alpha Dog. He made his way down the aisle nursing his ribs and slapped the outstretched hands as best he could. Nodding he looked at Kane2000 when he made his way up the steps and stood on the apron before getting into the ring. Looking back up at the Tron wondering if there would be anymore power moves made by the n.W.o tonight he shrugged and paid it no mind.


Cole: An interesting note here King is that The Warchief is undefeated against Kane2000 in every encounter they've had. And in the shape he's in it'll be interesting how this all plays out.


And never one to back away from any challenge the 6'2" 287lbs. Alpha Dog stepped through the ropes and walked right up to Kane2000 looking up at the big man showing no signs of fear.... and some would also say no signs of intelligence cause look at the size of that fucker! Kane was damn near a whole foot taler and if I read it wrong than more than a whole foot taller with nearly 100 pounds difference as well. Either way the entire sold out arena was going crazy with anticipation of the Alpha Dog and Kane2K battling. Also wondering if Conner was going to do his usual shit talking cause like flies to shit it's always expected.

Posted on Sep 10, 2009, 12:27 PM

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Heh, this is what you get for fluffing your lines.

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Kane2000 stared down Alpha Dog and the Triple Crown Hardcore Champion is now staring up towards the tron, in case of the nWo screwing everyone around and with their record, who knows what will happen.

Kane2000 now charges out the ring and starts high fiving some of the fans and then runs back into the ring, saying that they still have respect. Alpha likewise does the same thing and now we have rowdy fans on our hands, they touch fists and then lock up, centre of the ring, Kane2000 pushes Alpha to the ropes, who tries a shoulder block, but Kane2000 stands his ground, they then go back to the tie up, more aggro going into the move, Kane2000 then grabs Alpha's head before applying the takedown, now grapples him in a headlock type manouver. Kane2000 then goes back up, throws Alpha down and goes for the cover, shoulder up. Kane2000 now smiles as he gets back up, telling Alpha to get back up, Alpha comes up, gets clotheslined, but Alpha instantly gets back up, charges and clobbers Kane2000 with rights, Kane retaliated with a left as we now engage in a quick fist fight. Kane2000 then gets tackled, before a quick cover, kickout after two.

(OOC: Sorry, I will do much better on the next post guys, kinda killed off atm via. work!)

Posted on Sep 12, 2009, 5:21 PM

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Sorry guys, this is a better effort from me.

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Alpha returns to his feet, Kane2000 charges and a huge clothesline, he then runs to the outside and throws in a steel trash can, he grabs a trash can lid and walks to the apron before being hit in the face by a trash can lid, thanks to a huge baseball slide dropkick by Alpha, who then runs to the ropes, comes back and leaps through the top and middle ropes, knocking down Kane2000 with a plancha. He then grabs a trash can lid and starts to smash Kane2000's head in, repeating shot after shot until the lid is rendered useless. He throws the lid into the crowd and high fives some of the rowdy fans, who came to see bloodshed take place. He grabs Kane2000 and throws him into the barricade, before hitting a DDT onto the mat. The ref slides to the outside as A.D. makes the cover. 1....2... kickout by the big man, who sits up, only to be met by a kendo stick shot to the forehead. The challenger making work quickly as he wants the three belts that Kane2000 earned, the Triple Crown Hardcore Championship, in which Kane2000 agreed to defend, but with Viper making the stipulations, who knew that these two forces could meet.

Alpha now throws Kane2000 back into the ring and then throws in another steel chair, slides under, waits for Kane2000 to get up, he goes for the swing, Kane2000 punches the chair clean away from Alpha Dog, who charges towards him and gets clotheslined again. Kane2000 now picks up Alpha and boots him in the gut before pressing him above his head, points towards the crowd and then launches him outside the ring, his side just hitting the rail. Kane2000 then starts to clap as half the stadium claps in unison with him before he runs to the near ropes, goes to the far side of the ring, comes back and leaps over, knocking them both into the crowd with force. A massive plancha from a guy way over seven feet tall. Kane2000 and Alpha knocking down a small section of fans, who were too busy cheering their heroes, despite the possible bumps and scrapes they received.

Kane2000 now starts to get to his feet, but is met with a punch, he returns with another, Alpha punches and Kane2000 takes the low route with a rake to the eyes. Alpha and Kane2000 now start to take their fight through the crowd, working their way up one of the stands, with rights and lefts galore. Kane2000 with a huge headbutt, taking Alpha to the edge, before charging towards him, looking to clothesline him over the edge but was stopped with a boot to the gut. Alpha now looks behind him, notices a near twenty foot drop and tries to attempt a suplex, but Kane2000 holds onto the rail, desperately not wanting to hit a row of tables with monitors below.

Alpha tries again, Kane2000 is lifted, but wriggles out of it, only to be on the edge on the other side of the rail. He breathes a sigh of relief, but Alpha with some shots to the head, boots to the ribs and then proceeds to elbow the hands of Kane2000, Kanes' right hand is gone from the rail and hangs on with his left. His right hand grabs the rail again, Alpha tries again with the elbow, but Kane smartly moves out the way and now grabs Alpha's throat, looking to chokeslam him over, but A.D. rakes the eyes and now stands on the same side as Kane2000.

Now they both use one fist each to start pummeling one another, as each punch goes, the fans "ooh" and "ahh" with sheer worry as they could fear the worst for either or both men. They both then swung punches at the same time, connect with the same force and both fall down 20 feet, crashing through the tables, sending electrical sparks everywhere as this hardcore match is already hitting 100MPH.

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

MT: I bet the nWo are enjoying this. Viper must be smiling at this prospect.
Taz: Mike, it seems that kane2000 and Alpha Dog want to beat each other senseless, but they both hate the nWo, it's Catch 22 for these two top athletes.
JR: This has to be one awesome match, MY GAWD!!!

Kane2000 and Alpha laid motionless as the fans tried to will both of them on!

Posted on Sep 20, 2009, 12:56 PM

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Segment: Eric Bitchoff

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia:"Please welcome Mr. Eric Bitchoff!"







Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:36 PM

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and for yer commercial break

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Commentarors still look at the cameras slack jawed and with shades of what the fuck?

Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 6:10 AM

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Aggression Championship Gauntlet Match- Shade vs Viper, Ms.Behavin', Jason, etc,etc,etc

by Darkside Wrestling Federation



Lillian Garcia:"This match is a Gauntlet match with the stipulation that the loser becomes the winner's slave for one week!"







    
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Posted on Aug 30, 2009, 8:38 PM

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All Hail... (Vipe, you're up first)

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A giant throne lifts up through the set....on this throne? None other than the Shade! King of dwf! And Aggression champion!


He sits there....gazing at the crowd...before finally getting up and making his way down the ramp..slowly getting up on the apron...he takes a swig from a water bottle..looks around...and spits up into the air in a fine mist...



Removing his crown and cape and other stuff...he hands the Aggression championship to the official and gets ready to run the gauntlet...



-ooc note-


sorry if I'm a bit late..I tend to rely on the rpg board postings for when events start..

:S

Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 4:06 PM

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Yes, all hail me!

by Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ)



Suddenly the arena is plunged into darkness and Bad Things begin to play, growing louder till it resonated throughout the arena sending the fans into an uproar of cheers as the torches set around the stage erupted into towering pillars of violent red and black flames!

Lillian Garcia:"Making her way first to the ring, your Undisputed Champion of the world, VIPER!!!!!!"

Cole: "Wow, Viper is the first to enter The Shade's Gauntlet"

King: "I don't think Shade is going to make it past her"

Cole: "You can't count out The Shade, Viper never underestimates her opponents and because of that, she's always ready for whatever they throw her way, very smart if you ask me"

King: "Well i'm not and interesting choice of music, haha prophetic i think, although you can bet every man here tonight would love to do bad things to that fiery vixen, I know i would"

The stage becomes illuminated in a cold blue light that shifted back and forth with the darkness whilst gusts of icy winds begin to blow all through the arena along electrifying the fans even more! From the stage, a dense white fog that slowly begins pumping out and swirling from the entrance, a spinning vortex of mist and fog shrouding the stage in an ethereal world of glistening white.

The excited fans exploded with screams as the lasers began firing through the fog giving the appearance of a lightning storm and the lights are now a blood red hue. The red beams of light now ablaze with an unearthly glow, pierce the white opaque cloud and began forming into the shape of a gigantic coiled snake that opened it's mouth with it's 5 foot fangs bared and struck into the air and right through the stands causing the fans to scream in delight! The ecstatic fans watching on, jumped again as another monsterous explosion lit up the entire arena and wave after wave of thunderous explosions ripped and rocked the Dwf arena to it's very foundations!

Flames erupted along the stage and engulfed the entrance before spreading down the steel encased rampway like wildfire! Amidst the cheering and applause, a searchlight sliced through the fog and locked on a feral eyed Viper as she sauntered out onto the stage in a pair of cherry red shorts and a matching sportsbra styled top that caught the reflected the blaze surrounding her, boots that inched just above her knee with connecting suspenders that attached to her shorts. The fans erupted again as the winds blowing throughout the arena rose over the brunette in a tornado effect as she raised both the tag title and the Undisputed championship titles high into the air!!

Viper was a striking vision with her long black hair was swept around her head and her feline green eyes pierced the darkness, burning like hot molten gold and taking a few steps, now stood at the edge of the ramp basking in the adultaton of the crowds!

Cole: "This is bound to be an exciting match! You know King, I don't see a huge height difference between The Shade and Viper"

King: "Me neither, Viper is almost six feet tall and well worth the climb!"

Leveling her head, the raven haired hellraiser broke into a smug smile at the fans for another moment before she began strutting down the ramp with a cocky swag and determined gleam dancing in her eyes that brought on even more cheers! The raven haired hellraiser's lips curled back further into a fiendish smile as she passed through the firestorm of dancing flames that had formed on both sides of her like a tunnel, her gaze leveled on The Shade and as she climbed onto the apron, the brunette leaned way over the ropes and wiggled her assetts at the camera causing the male fans to leave their seats in appreciation for the vixen!

Handing off all of her gold to the referee, the lethal diva smirked at The Shade and making her way towards her opponent, she got into a defensive stance as they awaited the bell.





Posted on Sep 5, 2009, 5:30 PM

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Only if it's a hail storm!

by King Shade - DWF Aggression Champion

The ref signaled for the bell....


Viper moved in...only for the Shade to back away...



The Shade moves in....only for Viper to back away...


Cole: They're being extremely cautious here...both individuals are at the top of their game and a single slip up...even this early in the match could cause disaster...



The two competitors circle each other...swiping their hands at the other every now and then....until finally....the Shade preforms a crotch chop and rushes in with a vicious right hand....a vicious right hand that viper swats away before leveling the Shade with a clothesline!



Viper goes for the cover!


ONE!!


T..KICKOUT


Cole: You aren't going to get the Shade that easy!


King: Well I dunno....I know I'd let Viper pin me any day..


Cole: Even if your championship were on the line?


King: Sure...ye gotta take off the belt at some point anyway to have s..


Cole: Oo!


Viper right back to her feet and begins stomping the hell out of the Shade!


King: Damn Nancy Sinatra and that boots are made for walking song...women didn't stomp us until she came along!


Cole: Riiiighhht...



The Shade, having no other option makes a hasty retreat from the stomping by rolling out of the ring..trying to catch a breather...but Viper wont be having it....she bends over the top rope and grabs the Shade's hair...pulling him back up onto the apron!


Cole: MY GOD THE POWER!


King: amazing!


Cole: ASTOUNDING!!


King: Unbelievable!!


Cole: INCREDIBLE!


King: I wonder what kind of material her top is made out of..it's so strong that it's holding those puppies in tight..not an easy feat!


Cole: Oo..


As Viper attempts to bring the Shade in the hardway...he reaches his arm back..clutching her head he dives forward...slinging her neck across the top rope causing her to bounce back and to the canvas....



Shade rubbing his scalp as he slides back into the ring and attempts to stomp the venomous vixen...only for her to roll out of the way and back to her feet in one smooth motion as she goes in for the collar and elbow tie up! The Shade wins the tie up...pulling her into a side headlock...wrenching in tight...the Shade feels mighty confident....until he feels his legs leave the ground as viper takes him over with a backdrop!

Posted on Sep 6, 2009, 5:23 PM

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Baby when I rain, I pour....

by Viper(D.W.F Undisputed World & nWo US Champ)

The Shade lands hard on his back and quick to capitolize, Viper scrambles and rolls Shade up by the legs, adding pressure to the pin by sitting on the back of his thighs and insult by smacking The Shade's ass before rolling back, managing to get a count of one when The Shade powers out of the pin with his legs and sends Viper stumbling forward!

Cole: "That was a close one!"

King: "Haha lucky Shade, Viper touched his butt"

Cole: "....."

King: "Dots!! Glorious dots! Hahaha J.R. used to do that all the time!" King pretends to touch the dots on their butts

Cole: "!!!!!!!!!"

King: "Exclamation points!!!"

Cole: "Oh shut up!"

Viper had slammed on the brakes and as the brunette spun back around, The Shade was on his feet and swinging one leg after another in a series of martial arts kicks reminicent of Chuck Norris and sending Viper into defensive mode with blocks and responding with kicks of her own! The fans were chanting and cheering as the two combatants went at each other Mortal Kombat style! Fists flew and counters followed. Viper fired a leg for an ensigouri but The Shade switching into the diva's fighting style, caught her kick and swung her leg, quickly rushing in with the rear waist lock. But Viper had been studying The Shade as well and breaking free, shoulderblocks The Shade down to the canvas!

The Shade is up and charging in but again, the brunette strikes like lightning and with an arm drag she quickly turns it into an arm bar. The Shade gets free with an arm drag of his own and on his feet, goes for an ensiguri but Viper ducks and the pair launch into a round of reversals into a few cradle combinations that flow right into a waist lock by The Shade who rolls the brunette up but kicks out at two!!

On their feet again, The Shade catches the charging brunette by the arm and spinning her around, goes for a Flipping Release Dragon Suplex but in a move that sends the crowds to their feet, Viper counters the move with an attempted Canadian Destroyer but The Shade breaks out!

King: "Holy crap!! Can you believe the atheleticism of these two superstars?!!"

Cole: "That has got to be one of the most amazing displays I think i've ever seen!"

The Shade and Viper circle each other, stalking the other when the brunette lunges at The Shade who, using her own momentum against her, instantly irish whips the venomous diva into the corner backfirst and charges in. Seeing the Shade coming at her, the slippery serpent moves and jumping up, floats over with a Sunset flip and connects, rolling The Shade up for the count!

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So what you're saying is, you're wet..

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2...


the Shade shifts his weight turning the pin against viper!!


1


2


Viper shifts her weight turning the pin back against the Shade!! But the Shade uses the momentum to roll back to his feet and lunge at her throat with a choke!!


Ref: HEY!!


1


2


3


4


Shade: LOOK OVER THERE!!



The ref turns...as the Shade continues to choke the venomous vixen!! Realizing what an idiot he is the ref turns his attention back to the action..


Ref: HEY!!


Finally the ref just kicks the Shade off of viper who is now clutching her throat..gasping for air..



The ref is now right up in the Shade's face admonishing him! As Viper takes advantage of the distraction and rolls the shade up!!


ONE!!


TWO!!


The Shade frantically kicks out!!


Viper is on the move however! Grabbing the Shade in a 3/4th's headlock she springs up..touching her foot on the top turnbuckle she's going for the Serpent Strike!! But the Shade holds on to the top rope as She smashes to the canvas by her lonesome...



Not wasting any time the Shade makes the cover!! Grabbing a handfull of tights and using the ropes for leverage!!



ONE!!


Viper is thrashing like a fish out of water trying to get out..


TWO!!!

The ref is out of position!! HE CAN'T SEE THE FEET ON THE ROPES!


THREE!!!


DINGDINGDING!!



Lillian: Viper is eliminated!



King: OH MY GOD!!


Cole: I know!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! HE CHEATED!!


King: No not that...we got to see some ass thanks to the tight pulling...


Cole: Oo!


King: You know what this means dont you?


Cole: That the Aggression champion beat the undisputed champion?


King: Yeah that...but also that she has to be the Shade's slave for the next month!! WOOHOO!! I hope he makes her wear one of those french maid outfits!!


Cole: It's a week..not a month


King: Oh! But it'd be so much funner if it were a month!!


Cole: But it's not..


Focus shifts to the stage as we prepare for the next competitor in the gauntlet...



    
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Posted on Sep 9, 2009, 5:30 PM

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And you're toast!

by Viper

In the meantime, the raven haired hellraiser couldn't believe she lost and with her expression shifting from incredulous to downright homicidal after seeing the replay on the screen and the partial shot of her ass. That was it!

Viper watched The Shade celebrating with his back turned to her, that was a very big mistake as The Shade would soon find out. The brunette's gaze turned feral and her movements became predatorial as she took a step then dropped, taking The Shade's tights down to his knees!

Cole: "Oh my god!"

King: "OHH MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!! GET COMMISH MCKAIN OUT HERE TO OVERRULE THAT! MY EYES!!!"

Cole: "I don't see Mckain coming out here King"

King: "Then roll that footage of Viper again!"

Cole: "Hold on, if you're blind, you wouldn't be able to see that footage anyways!"

King: "Viper has magic healing properties but you'd have to be a man to know that"

Cole: "I am a man!"

King: "Keep telling yourself that"

Cole: "!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowds erupted in gasps and laughter as the Shade quickly composed himself and made a move towards Viper who slipped out of the ring and with a devilsh smirk on her face, grabbed a mic and brought it to her grinning lips.

"Shade, you may have gotten me for a week but think about it, i get you for a week as well, sleep with one eye open Shade"

King: "Oh snap! The Shade is in for it now!"

Cole: "He may have won the battle but Viper may win the war and she does not take any prisoners!"

Flinging the mic at The Shade as the next combatant's music began to play, the sadistically smiling brunette seemed to vanish when the lights dimmed....

Posted on Sep 9, 2009, 5:48 PM

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Toast...with Jam on top

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Rebel Yell hits on the PA and Ms. Behavin' runs out and down to the ring. Almost immediatly she bounces off the ropes and hits The Shade with a spear, before getting him in a figure four leglock. The Shade tries to reach backwards towards the ropes, but Ms. Behavin' sends a seated kick to the groin. The Shade grimaces, but manages to somehow turn over and kicks Ms. Behavin' off. He then goes over to the ropes and performs a quick elbow drop to his downed opponent. The Shade begins to climb the turnbuckle and salutes the crowd, before attempting a moonsault, which Ms. Behavin' rolls away from, just in time. She climbs to her feet just as The Shade tries to tdo the same, and sends him back to the mat, with a low blow. Ms. Behavin' goes for the cover: 1...2... kick out by The Shade.

Ms. Behavin' gets back to her feet and lines up The Shade, who clambers to his feet and gets drilled with a superkick. The Shade is once again on the mat and seems bemused about the onslaught he has recieved from Ms. Behavin'. He looks beaten on the ground and Ms. Behavin' goes over to taunt him. Suddenly he grabs her legs and goes for a small package. 1...2... Ms. Behavin' manages to kick out, but only just, as the referees hand was coming down for the 3. The Shade gets up and drags Ms. Behavin' by the hair over to the ropes and begins choking her. The referee begins counting. 1...2...3...4... The Shade releases Ms. Behavin' and she clutches at her throat on the mat. He celebrates and bounces off the rope to perform a fist drop to her midriff, before going for another cover. 1...2... Ms. Behavin' somehow reverses it into a figure four leglock. The Shade grimaces again and twists his body upside down, which forces Ms. Behavin' to release.

Ms. Behavin' is the first to climb to her feet and she runs against the ropes and performs the perfect head scissor takedown to The Shade. She goes for the cover: 1...2...

Posted on Sep 10, 2009, 8:15 AM

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And a buttery bottom

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The Shade gingerly puts his foot on the bottom ro