After serving 2 years in a Thai jail I am back in my homeland and dying for some action
Come and see my band Teh Broadway performing at TJ's this Saturday night, I've not asked the manager yet but I'm prepared to do an hour and a half for £20,000 so I have no doubt that he'll bite my hand off
Also if teh doorlads are reading this could you be a bit lax on the ID'ing?
