does anyone have any proof that Osama Bin Ladin did that thing he was supposed to have done? I'm not talking about the sheep, it was female. He's a religious man. The iron shall lie down with the lamp. If he's lucky it will be a thin big titted lampd. All seems to be damaged goods round here. FHM sex tip shove both hands up and clap.Wake up in the morning and run away from damaged goods.

I put a bag of rubbish in my neighbour's bin the other day and I knocked on his door to tell him about it. He was fascinated. He's a big fat jazz man. He asked "Is a mah bin laden?" and, suppressing a giggle I said, "No, you've got a day or two left on that." Then I just went. I hope it screwed his world up because he's got this thing on his ear which really freaks me out. I'd be better by now if he wasn't too blind to have it burned off. It reminds me of a purple Gonk.

Shut up.