You have a great sense of humor Mel!
Actually, if I wanted to, I could also swap out the plate with the word "Breitling" and change the crown and back (I tried a different back I had and it fit on the watch). I wouldn't do that. This is just for me.. as long as you folks don't tell anyone, it will be our secret.
I wouldn't try and fool anyone, but you are right that many folks would... "the hands aren't bent, they're twisted".. remember?