DO's
Remember it's a fun game
Be a good sport
Bring your hot wife or gf
Be nice to umps
Swing a legal bat (no diff between 300 and 500 AJ)
Bring enough money
Bring powder for frictional discomfort
Bring OFF DEEP BACKWOODS for Cleveland
Bring camera for pictures of Nick laying out
Realize there is always next weekend
Bring a sharpie for TJ's autograph
Bring a lighter to burn TJ's autograph
Call him MR.Busin or Buzini not TJ
Remember it's a fun game and we are just men playin a kids game.

DON'Ts
Say your comin and not show (E class)
Bring your fat ugly old lady with cut offs on
Curse from sun up to sun down
Call time and step out cause u didn't like the call (it's slowpitch hit the dang ball)
Do anything the way AJ does
Stare to long at hot wives or gfs
Drink 12 beers between games and expect to play better
Ask TJ for his augtograph (he is busy and doesn't have time for you)
Hit a rocket between the pitchers legs and say "My bad, you ok dog"
Get mad when your pitcher gets cut the next inning
Call other teams names that they won't like (cotton is picked by machines these days TOP)
Leave the park angry (its a fun game)

I am honored to be mentioned so many times!!! FYI - "T J A Y"... not "T J"

Keep up the good work, that was classic!!!

Sorry Mr.TJAY.
Hope there is no ill will. Just for fun ya know.

OK tj!!!!!!!!!!

None taken... That was hilarious!!!

It is hilarious that you mention swing a legal bat and TJ's name in the Do's