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I know you're just kidding, Billy Dick. So here's some more (attempted) humor...

May 6 2017 at 12:09 PM

Bob D.  (Login MB-BOB)
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Response to Funny thing just occurred to me as I plan for Heflin and my knees start aching

Just a few things a MDs needs to consider...


Squadding marshals with several lanes between them
a) Avoid starting two marshals in adjacent lanes.

Try to squad a fast shooter with a slow shooter
a) Avoid squadding two known slow shooters together (at all costs)...

Squadding so no one starts the match on a standing or kneeling lane, if possible...
a) Trying to honor requests from shooters who prefer to start on a standing or kneeling lane first, so they can "get it out of the way" before they get tired...
b) Trying to honor requests from shooters who prefer to END on a standing or kneeling lane, so they are "limbered-up" before they get there...

Squadding one shooter who asks to shoot with someone they haven’t shot with in a while...
a) Avoid squadding people who shoot together all the time at home.
b) Squadding strangers together so they get to meet new people.

Squadding some PCP folks to start 6 lanes before the community tank refill station so they arrive there around mid match.
a) Squadding the piston shooters to start around the PCP refill station... why would they care?

Anticipating people who will get along and squadding them together...
a. Avoid squadding two shooters who dislike each other...
(Special a.) Finding anyone who will willingly shoot with Mr. Congeniality (no longer a problem, so no more black bean for you, BD)

Accommodating special needs requests due to medical limitations on the kneeling lane.
a. Trying to decide why there should be any accommodation on the kneeling lane, since the rules already make accommodation...

And now...
Making sure all the “nobodies(?) old guys and chunkies” start on Lane 1 so their knees aren’t shot by the end of the match.

Ah, the life of a Match Director... Does it ever end?

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