Gunther exits the backstage accompanied by a horde of Sunshine gurls! He is wearing the ECF Cruiserweight title around his tiny waist. Taking a step back.... he adjusts his collar.... puckers that fine red and awaiting lips..... then blows a kissy-poo to alls of his fans and so-called competition. Gunther whips out a mic that was buried deep..... deep..... even deeper than that.... in his tight golden leather pants. Disco balls up high send sparkles of lights all over the place! And an assortment of multicolored lights illuminate the path for his royal sexyness!! Gunther can't help but pucker his lips as the camera pans around him, then as he reached the ring, his Sunshine gurls get on all fours for him to step on up to the apron. As he bends down to ease through the middle rope... he stops and the wiggles that ass!!!! And on his ASS was the words...
"ITS A NO NO AND YOU LIKE IT"
Gunther is in the middle of the ring with that luscious Lilian Garcia! Gunther puckered up his lips and wiggled his body and did the ding dong with his head! Lilian couldn't help but blush and stare at his big title.....
Lilian Garcia: The Pleasure Man.... the sensation..... the European SEX God.... THE ECF Crusierweight reigning Champion................. What is it about you that has all of the women raving MAD to be inside of your tight leather pants?!?!?
Gunther just puckers his lips and then adjusts his rayband sunglasses... then one of his sunshine gurls answers....
Sunshine Gurl: Wellllllllllllll I can speak for every woman on this planet when I say.... HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY TONIGHT!! Who can deny his SEXY good looks.... he is simply G..O..R..G..E..O..U..S! just look at that mustache.... and that silky long mullet!! Not only that, but he can kick ass in the ring just by singing! Gunther is THE MAN!!
Gunther nods and then blows a kiss to the audience and then puckers his lips again....
Lilian is sweating from his sexyness.... Lilian Garcia: Oh my.... OH MY... is that his ding dong?
licks his lips
Lilian Garcia: WELL.... my well... what was I saying? Oh yes, Gunther.... every woman loves you. But there's one lucky woman that you have selected to be your NEXT Sunshine Gurl! She's the reigning Undisputed Champion of our sport! She is DOOM! But there is a man in her life already.... he is the Drunk Champion... and #1 contender to your title... oh no not the ECF title... the title to be called the EUROPEAN SEX GOD!!! How does that feel?
Gunther puckers his lips and then his sunshine gurl was about to answer when alls of a sudden he releases his hand off of his ding dong and takes the mic fully up to his awaiting red blistering lips... The camera zooms in on Gunther's face....
Gunther: Gunther is da SEXY GOD!..... Brandon... you've been naughty. Doom will be all mines to love and sing too.... You can nots pleasure hers the way that I cans ::licks:: I am looking for some and I have found it! DOOM my sweet senorita... come to me to this ring and tell me who do you LOVE? Do you the camera slowly pans from his lips, down to his waist where the gold studded ECF title is at and down to his ding dong... LOVE the Pleasure Man.... the nasty... the MAN......... or..... DO YOU LOVE A MONKEY MAN!!
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