Mmmmmm.... Mr. Wrestling God.... meet the European SEX GOD
by Gunther (AON/Cruiserw. Champ/European SEX GOD
Pegasus: "Soulbreaker!.... you Son of a FUCKING BITCH!.... AON is here to kick your ass!
the scene then blackens.... and after a commercial break, we see the monster Soul Breaker and Pegasus sizing each other up. Suddenly, and quite expected.... we hear a song play somewhere. Pegasus and Soul Breaker look around them in confusion then alls of a sudden.... a thick steam came RUSHING OUT FROM THE LOCKER ROOM'S SHOWER..... The camera pans slowly around the two monsters and then 3 half naked and sexy Sunshine Gurls ooze out from the shower and they giggled their little asses and did the ding dong head bop! Soul Breaker tilts his head as then, the European SEX GOD himself crawls on all fours from out of the locker room with Samantha Fox riding on top of him as if he pony! We didn't know what the f**k to think.... even Pegasus' eyes bulged out and didn't know what to say... but Gunther knew EXACTLY what to say!!!
Samantha Fox hops off of Gunther's back and takes his ECF Cruiserweight title right off of his tight waist! Gunther puckers his lips and adjusts his rayband sunglasses.... he stands there acting as if he was too good for everybody in the locker room and completely oblivious to the fact that Soul Breaker was drooling blood from his deformed mouth and his muscles where bulging with enough hatred to pound a hole straight through Gunther's pee-sized head!
Gunther flicks his long black mullet and then does the 'ding dong' with the sunshine gurls as Samantha Fox lip syncs in front of Soul Breaker and then rubs her boobs up and down Pegasus's legs......
Pegasus: Damn G-Man..... get your old lady off me!!!
Gunther wasn't paying attention.. in fact, we all forgot the this was a wrestling show and Gunther is using a brush as a microphone and sings right in the face of Soul Breaker! Gunther: Mmmmmmm.... Touch Me!!!! Touch Me NOW!!! Hot and cold emotion... and your confusing my brain... I couldn't tell if you were a big fat dame or Kevin McKain.... I am SOOOO DAMN Sexy Tonight! FOR I AM THE European SEX GOD!!!
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Samantha Fox riding on top of him as if he pony! We didn't know what the f**k to think.... even Pegasus' eyes bulged out and didn't know what to say... but Gunther knew EXACTLY what to say!!!
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