Don't be terrified, smexy lil man you.... BE OBSESSED!
by Gunther (AON/Cruiserw. Champ/European SEX GOD
The firemen arrived on the site! The entire trailor park home was obliterated by Soul Breaker!! The police also arrive - and they question the concerned neighbors... for there was a fear that Gunther and Samantha Fox were trapped buried deep... deep underneath the inferno ruble.... The authorities scream out....
"GUNTHER.... SAMANTHA..... GUNTHER... SAMANTHA..... WHERE ARE YOU!!! CAN YOU HEAR US"
But.... to their worst fears... nobody answered back!! Then, suddenly you hear a rummbly in one of the ambulances.... the camera man turns around and the doors to the vehicle BREAK OPEN... AND OUT OOZES SHANIQUA!!!!!
"MMmmmmmhmmm..... BOIS..... you think THAT lil cry gunna wake up the EUROPEAN SEX GOD AND GODDESS????" [flings her finger back and forth while whiplashing her head side to side with attitude! "Weeeeelllll.... YOU GEST GOTTA SAY THE RIGHT THANGS HONEYS!!!"
The authorities, neighbors and even the family pets covered their eyes as Samantha tried to do the ding dong head bop but her layers of flabby neck fat made a smacking sound each and every single slick and slimmy time!!! She then used a laundry pole to slid up and down it.... the camera had a big [CENSORED] sign as it covered her treasure trove!!! She finally screamed out....
Shaniqua: oh la la!!!!
::A faint sound is heard::
Mmmm
Shaniqua: MY TRA LA LA LA!!!!
::A less faint sound is heard::
Melonas and Bananas oh yes....
::Smacks her pimped asses (yes more than one ~.^ )::
Shaniqua: MY DING A LING......
AND JUST LIKE THAT A MIRACLE HAPPENED AND GUNTHER EXPLODES OUT FROM THE RUBLE OF HIS RUINT HOME WITH SAMANTHA FOX STRAPPED TO HIS BARE CHEST!!! GUNTHER'S BALD HEAD WAS SUDDENLY COVERED UP AS SAMANTHA FINDS HIS MULLET STUCK IN THE TOILET AND SHE PUTS IT ON HIS HEAD!!! Gunther licks his awaiting.... red and luscious lips.... and then, takes a toilet paper ring and acts as if that was a mic.... Gunther raises his hand and then points to everybody watching.....
Gunther: DONG!!!! Yess...... I AM your EUROPEAN SEX GOD!! Soul Breaker..... I accepts your lil challenge..... WE will meet on KOR.... YOU will not be terrified.... you will BE OBSSESSED WITH MY GOOD LOOKS.... MY SEXY BOD..... AND MY..... [does the ding dong]....... OBSESSSION OF LUST!!
Gunther then sings ontop of the mound of rubble as the firemen and police try and clear everybody away from the site...
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