What Will Gunther DO???? Mmmm... Dance Allll Night Long! (PROMO)

by Gunther (AON/Cruiserw. Champ/European SEX GOD

As one promotion comes and goes another promotion shows!!! The scene starts out with a gigantic disco ball twirling around mesmerizing you......

Then, Gunther is seen on camera with his hawties in the ring! They are doing the ding dong head bop.... then the camera executes an extreme closeup of Gunther's HAWT and SMEXY.... and awaiting RED LIPS... oh yes!!! The leather on Gunther's ECF Cruiserweight title was sparkling gold with glitter and promptly strapped around his slick and sexy tight waist... Gunther slicked his mullet and then puckered his lips once again... then from out of nowhere, Samantha Fox lowers from a ladder from up high and she is wearing a golden dress with a picture of Gunther slapped right on her breasts.

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Like always, Gunther was too cool to notice the hawt women oozing on his smexy bod.... he stood there, staring out into outter space as if he was too cool for you... then he adjusts his custom made rayband Gunther sunglasses....... yes. He was damn SEXY TONIGHT!

Then, the promo switches to a cutscene... showing Gunther in the ring dancing before landing a straight punch straight into Brandon's chest then Gunther stops to slick his hair and do the ding dong!

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The scene then fades to Gunther in the back of a long stretched white limo inside of a built-in HAWT jakoozi.... he was promptly NUDE with his hawties..... his mullet was of course long, slick and smexy..... a gay man then pops his head out of the water and then hands Gunther a pina colada! Gunther raises the glass into air and then smacks his lips!

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Another fade-to Gunther in the ring again- he was perched on top of a turnbuckle... he stands up and then does a little jig... wiggles his butt and then points to the sky to only leap from the turnbuckle! The scene then cuts in two showing Gunther leaping off in multiple view points. Gunther turns his ass around in mid-air to SMACK HIS ASS right into the face of Kizmat- he leaps back up and then magically with one slick of his hand his mullet fell back into place! A sunshine gurl then hands Gunter another pina colada... and he raises that with a puckering of his red awaiting lips.....

The promo then fades to Gunther wiggling his butt and doing the ding dong with all of the women at Williams College! In the back, a curtain falls down and it shows a big picture of Soul Breaker..... Gunther turns around and then a sunshine gurl hands Gunther a barbed wire baseball bat... he does a little swing and then throws it like a girl at the banner- tearing it into two!!! Gunther then faces the camera and then poses with his sunshine gurl beauties.....

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"Mmmmmmm... I am JUST TOO SEXY TONIGHT! Mr. Soul Breaker.... the only thing that will break.... WILL BE YOUR HEART! Awh yes...... you will feel my Heart Break..... and bow downs to the EUROPEAN SEX GOD you silly little man you!"

Posted on Jun 15, 2009, 10:14 PM

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