For this very special CW Platinum, Chane McMahon's music then hits the airways! The fans scream and rise with anticipation! Suddenly, a white boy zooms out from the back and nearly fell off on the other side until he waved his arms around in circles as if he was trying to fly back on the stage. Chane actually does stay on the stage - and acted as if he intended to do that! He struts and does a little jig before walking down aisle with a cocky smile slapped on his face. Once Chan McMahon entered the ring, he stares out into outer space and begins to talk to much!!
Chane McMahon: OOOAAAAHHHH OOAAAHHHH LOOKIE HER!!! THIS ISN'T ANY ORDINARY PLATIUM... DAWGS THIS IS A PLATINUM OOOOOOOOVVEERRRRR OOOOOVEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRIIIIVVEEEEEEEE!!! AND HOSTED BY THE CWE.... District Promoter (that's me :D) YEPS! well I got much MUCH MUCH more to say so sit back and relax. First of all, I want to talk about my book "Who Needs Millions When You Can Be Making Billions For Chane McMahon" (yep that's me :P). This book will be available EVERYWHERE for a low price of $458.00 plus $40.00 a month with a 5 year contract. Which, if you decide to break at anytime you get a low penalty of $125.00 and a 30 day jail sentence to Mortismere's locker room. NOW ANYWAY, let's stop talking about me and seriously TALK about ME! Okay okay... we can talk about me after I talk about the match tonight. Last week, Jhon oops John Baine got his ASS handed to him by the rising CWE MEGASTAR Jake Truesdale.... tonight John will be laid to REST in PIECES in a Rage in a Cage . HO HO HO HO I got to say that this will be one interesting night! BUT I got a dozy for you because there's going to be a VERY SPECIAL.... and HANDSOME and FILTHY RICH REF for the match! And guess who that would be??? C'mon guess???
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