i was gawking at that fucking clock. you know the one. it has the theatre faces (not unlike motley crue's theatre of pain album). it gives the illusion of high brow shit that's happening, when in actuality its used for the stinking capitalist strategys of a man that loves peanut butter. no man has the right to try to harness the power of that clock with the theatre masks. its unholy. time marches on, despite smiling and frowning and the best efforts of richard dreyfuss. why do i pick on him? cause im sick of his useless attempts at capturing the tribe. you know the one... krippendorf's. much like the clock, their power cannot be harnessed or exploited....not for the shameless capitalistic endeavors of director todd holland or even for those that love peanut butter.

is this the movie that killed jenna elfman's career? perhaps a sequel is in order to rejuvenate her mass appeal.

theater wall clocks are available at the Dark Crazy store, www.cafepress.com/darkcrazy. Follow this link: http://www.cafepress.com/darkcrazy.24152592

wow! its almost too good to be true, but surely i cant just go and BUY one myself....whats the catch?

gilberto: my five year old nephew can type his own name! He is a damn prodigy!

oh but it's true, wilson! You may think to yourself: "I could never afford such fine quality items", but the Dark Crazy Store makes them both available and affordable! And with Christmas coming up, it's the perfect place to do your holiday shopping without the hassle of fighting department store crowds! Plus we have stuff with yard gnomes on it!