For anyone who might read this forum with shock and dismay but never post (of which I'm sure there are none), I would like to issue you hypothetical readers an even more hypothetical promise:

I promise not to use the words "retard" or "queer" on this forum anymore. It seemed funny at first and it was a good run for a while, but I'm over it now.

As for you retards who do post, I don't owe you nothin', so you can suck it, queers.

fuck ya, pinko.