Worst First Impressions
Fellas, if you like the ladies, but just don't know how to talk to them, this is for you. I'm not one to give advice on the do's, but here are some definite don'ts. Sorry, ladies, there isn't much I can say to help you. This list is directed at guys who have trouble with girls, because all a girl ever has to say is "Okay."

10. "Why are you talking to me? Is it because you're a hooker? Because it's okay if you are. I've got money."

09. "You look like a breeder!"

08. "I was going to ask if those were real, but who am I kidding? I don't care."

07. "My friends online call me the Ringbearer."

06. "You were prettier from over there, but I'm not really that picky."

05. "Nice uniform. What grade are you in?"

04. "Now the real pain begins…"

03. "Pardon me for staring down there, but the last girl I hooked up with turned out to be a guy."

02. "Pleased to meet you, but a word of warning: If you ever see me wearing a top hat, a monocle and sporting a walking cane, I will refer to you only as 'Raven' and you must call me 'Big Daddy Longshanks'."

01. "What the hell are you looking at?"

i would like to add, "wanna go in the shitter and bang?". this one has lost many an opportunity....for some reason.