Well...Captain Caveman can fly by swinging his club around (am I remembering that or am I making that up?) and that certainly gives him a maneuverability advantage. Then again, GrapeApe has that little dog friend and numbers have to count for something. Does the "Captain" have any cohorts? And does he hold rank in any legitimate military organization?
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I believe he was in the volunteer reserves of the caveman corps, the rank is practically honorary. And if he has to use the club to fly, then he can't fly and attack at the same time, so maybe he can use his club to fly away from the epic ass-whomping he's sure to get at the hands of Grape Ape (thumbs notwithstanding)
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I'm going with the monkey in pretty much any battle that you could stage between these two:
Battle of wits? Grape Ape was WAY more eloquent than the Caveman
Battle of fashion? (shut up, I'm a girl, we think about these things) While a too-small jersey-esque bolero and a bowtie isn't the first choice of most fasnionistas, it definitely beats that ratty old cape.
Cage match? Hello, giant freaking gorilla versus little wookie with 8 fingers - no match up at all.
Not that it would matter all that much to cavey since, at the end of the day, he went home with how many girls?
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