Ask yourself: do you really want to take it there? I've got lots more where this came from...

don't I know it! dig that coolio jacket, daddy! That's the drawback of being a jackass; a lot of folks have you on tape doing stupid shit. In my case, wearing stupid shit. But then, you have a thicker skin for it when you've been observed in as many embarrassing scenarios as I have. So bring it on, bitch.

Did those sleeves come with tassles or did you have them ebroidered on?

I did all the flair myself. I dyed it that color, did the leather highlights (pockets, cuffs & fringe), and your video does not do justice to the homemade patches I put on the sleeves. There was also black piping down the seams. Put that together with my choice selection of T-shirts and those sweat pants I seemed to always be wearing, and I was quite the chick magnet. This was 1994, by the way. Even then I was a trailblazer.

Where is everybody? I'm trying hard to embarass gilberto here!

2 theories:

1) no one is interested in participating in the dissing of gilberto.

2) no one but us is interested in our lame-ass home movies. With some sadness, I find this to be the more likely reason.

this is fletchin' wrong! what's up with that jacket, man? what the fuck? i am not sure what is happening in the forum; i feel afraid of this conflict...what videos will be unearthed? what tragedies of denim await? i shiver in me wranglers! arrghghhh!

Yeah, I'm sure you've got some videos that could be unearthed, pal. Luckily no one seems to care.

look...i made those videos when i was trying to pay for college...i'm not proud of it, okay? and i thought you swore you'd never bring those up again...i guess that's what i get for mentioning THE FIFI...