Now if ye fancy a wee blether, come away in, this is the oldest standing pub in
Falkirk, been there since 1610...and will probably stand another 1610. The beers
fresh though so dinny worry. Leave a message and tell yer friends! Scottish Law
prevails and ye have ti be 18 or older ti get in so ye better have ID... or we better
ken yer Mammy. The Beer's no bad and the Scotch is good and the board is
unmonitored so yer taking yer chances....PSTTTTT, mind and watch oot fur oor
Ghost. He's hermless though so dinny worry!